I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

"T#..."

"Could it be that Lord Fa wants to..."

"Damn it, no way."

danger!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room gasped one after another.

And the next moment,

Yang Lin clicked into Mr. Ma's live broadcast room without hesitation.

Just entered the live broadcast room,

I heard a voice reading the barrage:

"Thank you, Teacher Ma, I am your big rocket of Piyanzi, thank you Piyanzi.

"Thank you, Teacher Ma, I want to give you the gift of Suo Niuzi, thank you Suo Shengzi.

"Thank you, Mr. Ma, for blowing my gift, thank you for blowing me up."

If you want to say that the head of the Korean office reads the ID, it is really proficient,

No matter how outrageous the ID,

He can read without changing his face and heartbeat,

Especially his serious look,

Coupled with those outrageous IDs,

It's really hilarious.

At this time, when the Han Hall was about to read the next ID,

Suddenly, I saw that the number of people online in my live broadcast room increased by several million,

As a result, his live broadcast room froze for an instant.

Fortunately, he is the head anchor of Douyu,

The route assigned to him by the government was originally a first-class route.

It's not going to collapse directly.

Just like that, Han Ting's hands trembled in fright,

A head that was supposed to be taken,

Didn't get it either.

"Mr. Ma, you are making a lot of money. You didn't even get this head."

On the channel, the familiar voice of Eggplant from the Sunset Red Team resounded.

"Ya'er, because Sima, you stole a few vegetables today.

The whore teacher's voice also sounded.

Han Hall said speechlessly:

"You guys, don't make trouble, this wave is a bit weird, I have millions of viewers in my live broadcast room."

"I'm afraid you are not dreaming, there is an audience of Jill."

The prostitute teacher said bluntly.

"If you fish it, you can fish it, but you still have a hard mouth."

Eggplant also said.

"There are really millions of viewers. There is something wrong with this wave."

Teacher Ma simply stood still in the spring,

Whore teacher and eggplant feel wrong,

"How many millions? Look."

It was the two of them who also cut out and entered Da Sima's live broadcast room.

It doesn't matter if you look at it:

"Ya'er, Han Ting, have you done something outrageous, so many people are watching you.

"The giant riding horse is weird, this wave of Han Ning, I'm afraid you are going to confess your hunger.

As soon as the two entered Da Sima's live broadcast room,

See the barrage that fills the screen,

They all gasped.

"Fucking Hantang, run, Master Fa is here."

"Han Hall, you are about to die, we will miss you.

"Teacher Ma, take the time to make up the time first, and there will be no chance in the future."

"Upstairs is too beautiful, so it's time to make up for it."

"Teacher Ma, you better run."

"That's right, Master Fa is in your live broadcast room."

"send!"

Watching the crazily emerging barrage in the live broadcast room,

Teacher Ma was also confused.

"Brothers, there seems to be something wrong with this wave, who is Master Fa?"

The bullet screens in the live broadcast explained one after another:

"Grandpa Fa is sending out funerals all the way."

"Anything he pays attention to is slammed."

"There is no one alive on this guy's watchlist."

"Mr. Ma, don't panic, Master Fa is watching in your live broadcast room right now."

"Go to Douyin Faye's homepage and have a look, there are links to these reports.

"Mr. Ma, we will miss you."

"This wave is really a big problem."

Look at the barrage of netizens,

Da Sima trembled in his heart,

He was very obedient and followed the instructions of netizens,

Go to Douyin and search for a funeral all the way.

This guy has a total of ten people on his watch list,

As a result, each account has a similar statement behind it:

"The anchor passed away due to an accident, and this account has been suspended indefinitely.

"Brother Du passed away unexpectedly, this account has been suspended."

Not even a living person.

Da Sima's face turned pale.

Take a look at the links and information sent by netizens:

【The god of death walking in the world】

【Focus on Biga】

【Grandpa Fa shows his might again, and gets rid of the wanted criminals across the sea】

The more you look at Mr. Ma, the colder your heart becomes, and the more you look at it, the more you lie.

"Brothers, it seems that I am really in trouble with this wave."

He doesn't play games anymore,

With a mournful face, he said:

"You said Master Fa is in my studio?"

"Yeah, he is watching your live broadcast right now, if you don't believe me, go to his live broadcast room to watch, the room number is: XXXXX"

Teacher Ma immediately cut out and found Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

Click in and have a look,

There was a howl in my heart.

Yang Lin's live broadcast room shows the picture of his live broadcast room.

"Mr. Ma, what do you say about this wave?"

Eggplant is still asking questions.

"Han hall, isn't it time to send it?"

PDD also hurriedly asked.

At this time, Da Sima was completely frightened.

I don't care about the two good brothers at all,

Instead, with a sad face, he said to the live broadcast room:

"Fat Master, this wave let the brothers go, raise your hand, I will give you fifty super fire."

As soon as this remark came out,

Netizens expressed shock.

You know, Da Sima has always been famous for his buckles,

Even six dollars have to worry about for a long time.

Fifty super fires, that's really a big deal.

So they all returned to Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

And Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

He always kept that mysterious smile

He looked indifferently at Da Sima who was pleading with him on the screen.

"Fat Lord, what do you say about this wave?"

"Could it be that you really want to kill Teacher Ma?"

"No, he still owes a lot of time. Can you wait until it's finished?"

"Fifty super hot, for Mr. Ma, it's a rare big deal."

"That's right, I feel that Teacher Ma will be so distressed if he really sends out fifty super fires."

Faced with the pleadings of the water friends in the live broadcast room,

After a long time, Yang Lin slowly put his hand on the mouse,

Then the arrow wobbled and moved to the follow button...

"Damn it, don't."

"Do you want to..."

"No way, shit."

"I'm really going to screw up Da Sima."

"Mr. Ma, farewell.

"It's over, Teacher Ma will send it."

"As soon as I came to tease the fish, I slapped the face of the card."

Because at this time, Da Sima's screen also displayed the picture of Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

Whoring Old West, Eggplant, and the rest of the Sunset Red team were also watching Yang Lin's live broadcast.

There are more than 10 million viewers in total.

At the same time, there was a sound of lying.

Da Sima wanted to cry even more,

My heart sank to the bottom.

"It's over, brothers, I may have to send this wave.

He said with a sad face.

But at this moment, Yang Lin moved the mouse away,

Click on Exit Live Room.

"All the way to the funeral has exited your live broadcast room."

In an instant, the bullet screens in several live broadcast rooms were silent.

After a while,

"Damn it, I don't bring people who play like this."

"Fat Lord, I have taken off my pants, can you show me this?"

"I'm on the horse, I'm going to wash my pants."

"Can I say I stretched my crotch?"

"Grandpa, give Teacher Ma the money back."

For a while, the barrage in Yang Lin's live broadcast room was about to explode.

In this regard, Yang Lin said that he is really innocent.

He used to watch Mr. Ma's live broadcast often,

Today is just a whim,

I just want to hear Da Sima read his ID,

Why are you all so nervous?

And here,

Da Sima also took a few breaths vigorously,

I feel like my little heart is about to pop out.

When Yang Lin put the mouse on the focus button just now,

He really thought he was going to send it,

I even thought about my last words.

no way,

He was really intimidated.

He hasn't had a good day yet,

I don't want to.

"Mr. Ma, what you promised is super hot, hurry up and brush it up, don't let Master Fa give you a look back later."

A barrage suddenly said.

See this barrage,

Da Sima felt a chill in his heart.

Makes sense.

But in case it's really because he didn't brush the gift,

Come and look back, draw out the shuriken, and you can't see it,

Then send it?

And at this time, the prostitute Lao Xi also said in the channel:

"Old Ma, Ya'er, hurry up and get super hot, don't be stingy."

Eggplant also says:

"You are a giant horse button, you must not buckle this time, fifty super hot, hurry up.

A few good friends also said the same,

Teacher Ma no longer hesitated,

Hurry up and get super popular in Yang Lin's live broadcast room:

"Da Sima gave the anchor a Super Fire."

"Da Sima gave the anchor a Super Fire."

A series of gift reminders instantly swiped the screen.

I was stunned by the water friends in Yang Lin's live broadcast room.

"Ya'er, Mr. Ma really gave it a super fire. It's an anecdote in the world."

"Looks terrified."

"Fifty super hot, this is so heartbreaking."

"It's probably because of excessive distress."

"This is the first time I've seen Mr. Ma make someone super popular."

"It still has to be my Master Fa. I took a quick look and got fifty super fires."

"Why do I feel that Master Fa has discovered a new way to make a fortune.

"Fuck, the idea upstairs coincides with mine."

"You bad guys, all I can say about this is... Thief Gil is irritating.

"How does it feel like a live broadcast bully, but I like it."

It is said that Yang Lin saw Da Sima brushing up gifts for him.

Some ironic.

Da Sima didn't know how to ga,

He also simply wanted to watch Da Sima's live broadcast,

Really nothing else.

Brush gifts or something,

Yang Lin said that it is completely unnecessary.

But since people have already brushed,

He's not good either.

I can only accept it with tears in my eyes.

But having said that,

Just watch the live broadcast, you can get so many gifts,

How many more should he watch?

Immediately, he felt a little eager to move.

And at this moment,

On his live broadcast screen, a prompt from the Douyu official suddenly appeared:

The hosts are requested to return to the rookie area immediately, and the star interaction session will begin immediately.

The hosts are requested to return to the rookie area immediately, and the star interaction session will begin immediately.

This set of prompts appeared several times in a row,

And it's still in the middle of the screen,

...asking for flowers...

font also

The thief Jill is big.

It made Yang Lin unable to see the pictures of other anchors in the public area.

It feels like it's aimed at Yang Lin.

"Pfft haha, Master Fa was targeted by Douyu."

"That's right, everyone reminded me in small fonts, Master Fa wants to occupy the entire screen."

"Laughing to death, Mr. Zuo Shifa teases Yu Yu, a vicious guest officer."

"Sprayed, it seems that the officials can't stand it anymore, and came to warn."

"Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing."

"Look at Master Fa's expression at this time, he looks so innocent, he laughed to death.

"It's really, really cute."

I saw the official targeting Yang Lin in this way.

The barrage in the live broadcast room all expressed their laughter.

And Yang Lin looked helpless.

I didn't do anything,

Not to scare away a few young ladies,

Did the scared Da Sima give me some small gifts?

Is it worth doing this to me?

Can't I go back?

The font on the screen never disappears,

It made it impossible for Yang Lin to bring netizens to round the house,

So he could only return to the rookie zone resentfully.

don't you say

He just returned to the rookie block,

The words on the screen immediately disappeared.

It's like waiting here for him.

"It's really only aimed at Master Fa."

"Oh my god, I can't laugh anymore."

"On the special treatment of bullies who tease fish."

"I laughed so hard, it's the first time I've seen an official targeting a host like this."

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of laughter.

And because of Yang Lin's ward rounds just now, Sima's appearance,

All the water friends in the live broadcast room of the sunset red team, such as Da Sima, prostitute Lao Xi, eggplant, etc., all ran to the Yang Lin live broadcast room,

Plus some passers-by who were attracted by fifty super-hot full-frequency announcements,

0...0

When Yang Lin returns to the rookie zone,

The number of people online in his live broadcast room,

Straight up.

Surprisingly more than 18 million.

Douyu North District Building.

The staff member who reported to Jiang Xue just now,

Everyone is numb.

He looked at the data list in front of him,

I feel like I'm going crazy.

"Nimma, the traffic in the newcomer area has exceeded 60 million?"

"This shit is going crazy."

So he hurried into Jiang Xue's office,

"Boss Jiang is crazy, completely crazy."

Jiang Xue heard several black lines appear on her forehead,

"Why am I crazy, you are crazy."

"No, Mr. Jiang, it's the traffic from the rookie area, the shooting stars from the rookie area."

"It exploded, the server is fully loaded now, and it will collapse soon."

The staff said anxiously.

"What?"

Jiang Xue jumped up all of a sudden.

They all suspected that they had auditory hallucinations.

What the hell is the server in the rookie area about to crash?

Isn't riding a horse a first-level server channel?

She was busy with other things just now,

Ignore the rookie zone,

At this time, after listening to the report from his subordinates,

Startled.

"What's going on? What's the traffic in the rookie zone right now?"

she asked subconsciously.

"It's 60 million now, and it's still increasing."

The staff said with a bitter face.

"What? Sixty million?"

Jiang Xue's face turned pale with shock.

A rookie area, but hundreds of anchors,

She estimated that there would only be 20 million traffic in the top day.

It's no more than 30 million.

I don't know that she just left for a while now,

Just reached 60 million?

what the hell

"What's going on? Why are there so many at once?"

Jiang Xue asked eagerly.

The staff is about to cry:

"It's still... the same as the one who made the funeral all the way,

After he went around the public area,

Brought...brought back five or six million online users.

He now has more than 18 million online live broadcasts,

This caused the server in the rookie area to collapse. "

What?

It was the funeral all the way again.

Jiang Xue said that her brain is not enough.

Before, because of the funeral all the way,

She has already applied for permission once to her superiors,

but now,

You told me that the newly applied server is about to collapse?

How happy are you with me?

The total flow is only over 60 million,

And there are more than 12 million live broadcast rooms broadcasting a funeral all the way,

That is to say,

He alone accounted for nearly one-third of the traffic in the rookie zone?

Fuck.

How can it be?

Jiang Xue took a deep breath,

He was about to burst into foul language regardless of his identity.

And at this moment,

Someone rushed into Jiang Xue's office,

"Mr. Jiang, the star interaction will start in five minutes. The star side is ready, but our server..."

Jiang Xue woke up suddenly,

She shouted quickly: "Call me the headquarters, I want to talk to the above in person."

Then, she thought again, remembering something,

suddenly asked:

"By the way, who will interact with Yang Mi later?"

The staff said without hesitation:

"According to our matching mechanism, the first place in the rookie zone will be matched with Yang Mi,

And now the first place in the rookie area is...  

All the way to the funeral!"

"You said... what?"

Jiang Xueya froze the knife. .