I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

And at this time,

In Da Mi Mi's live broadcast room,

Although the live broadcast has not yet started,

But there are already millions of spectators staying inside.

And the barrage is flying up:

"It's been a long time since I saw my big honey, Fu.

"Mimi I love you."

"How come the time is not up yet, I'm so anxious."

"Guess what big honey is doing now?"

"Haha, I must be stealing chocolate, and then I was criticized by sister Ruo."

"It's the truth upstairs."

"It's eight o'clock, good chicken jelly.

"It's started, ah big honey, I love you."

night,

It's eight o'clock.

Yang Mi's live broadcast room opens on time,

The originally dark studio,

suddenly brightened,

But the first time it appeared,

But it's not Yang Mi herself,

It's a host sent by Douyu official,

"Hello, everyone in front of the screen."

"This is Douyu live broadcast, welcome everyone to the superstar live broadcast room,"

"That's right, the person who came to this live broadcast room this time is the famous film and television actress—Yang Mi.

The host began to talk incessantly,

But the viewers in the live broadcast room were unwilling.

"It's so long-winded, we're here to see Yang Mi."

Big honey, I want to see big honey. "

Looking at the barrage.

The host is also very helpless,

He hasn't even said the words of the advertisement yet,

These netizens are in a hurry,

Is my hosting not strong enough?

But at this moment,

The number of people in the live broadcast room is growing rapidly,

It quickly reached five million.

From this point, we can also see the appeal of Da Mimi.

then,

The host quickly compressed his manuscript,

After quickly reading the advertisement,

Go straight to the topic:

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, I believe the audience in front of the screen is already impatient,

Then let us use the warmest applause, "Four Eight Three"

Please name our protagonist today—Yang Mi!"

With the shout of the host,

Virtual salutes and colored flowers appear on the live screen,

In a burst of cheerful music,

The lens starts to zoom out,

Yang Mi, wearing a long skirt and black silk, appeared in the camera.

"I love you because I love you."

"Big Honey, I am your most loyal fan.

"My family's big honey finally appeared, what a chicken jelly."

"It's too cold."

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room flooded again.

"Hi, good evening everyone, I'm Yang Lu.

"Welcome everyone to my live broadcast room.

"Everyone please support me."

Yang Mi greeted the netizens in the live broadcast room with a smile on her face.

Although it is her first live broadcast,

But she herself is a professional actress,

Usually the announcement program is also on countless times,

Facing the camera will naturally not be stage fright,

It looks graceful.

Coupled with her natural and peaceful temperament,

It directly made the eyes of netizens turn red with excitement.

"It's so beautiful, our family's big honey is more beautiful."

"Today's clothes are still beautiful."

"It has to be our big honey."

"Deep V, chicken jelly."

"Quick screenshot..."

According to the contract,

Yang Mi will live stream Douyu for an hour today.

The first half hour is her home time,

The second half hour is spent interacting with the anchors in the Rookie Zone.

And because she's a star after all,

Unlike ordinary broadcasters,

We definitely can't just sing a song, dance or something as soon as we come up.

If a person faces the camera and chats with water friends,

It also seems inappropriate.

So Douyu arranged a host for her,

Make the live broadcast a form similar to a talk show.

certainly,

During this process,

Yang Mi still has to interact with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

And the big honey in front of the camera does not have any discomfort,

behave gracefully,

sometimes laughing, sometimes silent,

She fully showed her beautiful and quiet side,

Let the majority of netizens howl.

The number of people online is skyrocketing all the way,

Soon came more than eight million.

There is also an endless stream of gifts and rewards.

Some local tyrants tried to attract Da Mimi's attention,

And throw hundreds of thousands at a time,

It even caused a chain reaction.

All kinds of gifts were smashed out crazily,

So just for a moment,

Just the gift income from Yang Mi’s live broadcast room,

I'm afraid it's several million.

Let the host feel excited.

"Okay, now netizens can ask questions."

"Our director will choose some interesting bullet screens for Mimi to answer."

You can ask questions once you hear it,

The eight million netizens in Yang Mi's live broadcast room were suddenly excited.

"Mimi, Mimi, may I ask your measurements."

"Mimi, when will your next play be released?"

"Mimi, how can I marry you home?"

For a while, bullets flew randomly in the live broadcast room.

Of course, many questions cannot be answered.

The director is also selectively ignoring.

Instead, I chose some more interesting questions that would not embarrass Yang Mi,

Soon, the staff handed over a small note.

When the host saw it, he immediately smiled and said:

"Wow, this first question is so straightforward..."

"Mimi, get ready, the netizen asked, how much dowry do you need to marry you back home.

Hearing this question, the netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed.

High betrothal gifts are now a social issue,

Men in many places, because of the high betrothal gifts,

And can't afford a wife.

Now when netizens heard that someone asked this question,

They all looked forward to Yang Mi's answer.

in the live room,

When Yang Mi heard the host ask this question,

Also some want to laugh.

But she still thought about it seriously,

Only then said:

"I don't want to get married yet, so I can't talk about the bride price.

"Of course, if you marry someone, you must marry, so if you want a bride price...you won't ask for a bride price."

"Marriage is all about fate, and the most important thing is to be happy with each other."

"As long as the fate comes, I won't ask for a bride price."

Yang Mi's answer,

The netizens in the live broadcast room all shouted:

"Wow, Yang Ning, can you and I do it?"

"I, I, I have liked Mimi for a long time.

"I even figured out what my grandson's name is."

Yang Mi's answer,

Let the atmosphere in the live broadcast room rise again,

The number of people online finally broke through the tens of millions mark.

Then comes the second question...

third question.

In the final analysis, he is a three-way star of film and television songs,

Da Mimi, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, faced menacing questions from netizens,

Is not stage fright at all,

Be generous and answer one by one without leaking.

The effect of the program is directly full.

Soon, half an hour of home time came to an end,

It's time to interact with the host soon.

The moderator also said at the right time:

"Okay, let's take a break, and then immediately enter the next session, interacting with the anchor."

And at this time,

Douyin Northern Regional Headquarters,

Jiang Xue stared at the real-time data of Yang Mi's live broadcast room,

forehead micro plant

The success of this star interaction activity,

vital,

It is related to the large flow improvement plan in the northern region,

It is also related to her personal future.

She couldn't help not paying attention.

And seeing the popularity of Yang Mi's live broadcast soaring all the way,

When the online audience reaches 10 million,

She also breathed a sigh of relief,

At least from now on,

Her campaign was still very successful.

This gave him and her a sense of accomplishment.

"A reminder to the rookie area, immediately connect to the live broadcast.

Jiang Xue ordered.

Next is the time for Yang Mi to interact with the first place in the rookie district,

And the first place in the rookie district has long been occupied by the one who sent the funeral all the way.

Speaking of funerals all the way,

Jiang Xue also had a headache.

She has never seen such an anchor,

Just lead the audience in the live broadcast room to watch other people's live broadcast,

It collected 18 million traffic.

Just don't be too scary.

"Oh, I hope nothing will go wrong for a while.

she prayed in her heart,

Then his gaze casually glanced at the screen of Yang Lin’s live broadcast on the big screen,

The next moment, she was numb.

"Damn it, he... what is he doing?"

Jiang Xue swears directly.

Back to half an hour ago,

After Yang Lin was prompted to return to the rookie zone,

feel very boring,

There is no way to bring water friends to watch the live broadcast,

He didn't know what to do,

If you are making a sound,

Maybe he is starting to bring goods now,

Sell ​​some ingots, ghost coins and so on.

Or simply get some black candles and sell them,

It's also an interesting thing, isn't it?

But he didn't open a shop while teasing fish,

thought for a long time,

Not knowing what to do, Yang Lin simply said:

"Well, I'll teach you how to make paper figurines. I'm pretty good at making paper figurines. If you learn how to make more paper figurines, you'll be able to use them in the future."

Netizens were dumbfounded when they heard this.

look,

Is this horse riding a human language?

How can there be a live broadcast teaching people to make paper figurines?

And isn’t that thing that can only be used after it’s cracked?

"I'm convinced, the live broadcast of the paper-making figurine is the only one."

"Fat Ye is still awesome, this has made history."

Why do I feel so excited all of a sudden. "

"If you want to learn, quickly publish the tutorial."

“It feels a bit scary, but good jelly.”

Everything is said on the bullet screen.

Yang Lin doesn't care about those,

turn around and go out for a while,

Bring in all the materials.

To say that he didn't learn anything else from his dead ghost master,

But only this paper man's kung fu,

But he has learned a lot.

"This paper burner is also very particular.

Yang Lin packed up the materials,

One side said:

"The first rule of thumb is: men only burn horses, women only burn cattle, drawing dragons without finishing touch."

"And the reason for this is that it is said that after the death of a man, he will go to another place to take office, and it must be riding a horse.

"Women burn cattle, it is said that it is a sin for women to waste a lot of water in washing and cooking, burn a cow, let the cow go there

Help to drink water, to alleviate the woman's sin..."

Yang Lin explained in a rambling manner.

"Is there such a saying?"

"It's no wonder that in our hometown, horses are burned for men, while cattle are burned for women, that's how it is.

"Stand up, I'll go back and burn some more horses for my grandpa to open the racecourse."

"According to what the upstairs said, I have to burn more cows for my grandma to milk the cows?"

"Fa Ye is still profound, and strange knowledge has increased."

The barrage said one after another.

Yang Lin added: "Now everyone understands why men burn horses and women burn cows, right? That's right, let's marry a girl today."

Hula!

Netizens poured a large piece.

"Emotions don't matter?"

"Then what are you talking about?"

"Grandpa Fa really understands the effect of live broadcasting."

"Pfft, I can't stop laughing."

At this time, another netizen asked:

"Then why don't you paint a dragon?"

Yang Lin saw this barrage and replied:

"Drawing the dragon without dotting the eyes means that the paper figurine is tied up and cannot draw eyes, because if the eyes are drawn, it will come alive."

"If you have followed Baishi in the north, and if you observe carefully, you will find that although the paper figurines have eyes, they have no eyeballs.

"Hey, it's really true. I'm on a funeral now. I just went to see it, and it's really not there."

"Fuck, the upstairs is awesome."

"Send a picture upstairs to see."

At this time, Yang Lin had prepared the materials and started to work.

"In fact, this paper man is also very simple. The so-called first bone, then skin and then paint,

That is to use thin bamboo strips to tie out the skeleton of the paper figurine,

Paste it layer by layer with paper,

Finally, just paint the facial features. "

His fingers seemed to be casting magic at this moment,

dancing fast,

Those thin bamboo strips,

as if alive,

Nimble is not like a dead thing.

It caused the water friends in the live broadcast room to exclaim:

"Damn it, it's so fast."

"The bamboo seems to be alive."

"Grandpa Fa still has two hands, and this skill should not be too powerful."

"Damn it, Master Fa's hands are so fast."

"I widened my eyes and didn't see what Master Fa did?"

"With so many bamboo strips, how can they suddenly become the skeleton of a human body?"

"It's awesome, it seems that I can't learn it."

not long,

A complete bamboo skeleton appeared in the live broadcast room.

Yang Lin is slightly proud.

to be honest,

Although his craft of making paper figurines comes from his master.

But it is already green out of blue and better than blue.

At least in terms of speed,

More than one or two times faster than his master.

"Okay, the skeleton is tied up now, and now we need to paste the paper layer by layer.

"But when it comes to lake paper, you can't use glue, but paste."

"It is made by mixing flour with boiling water."

Having said this, he rushed outside and shouted:

Small, is the paste ready? "

"Okay."

soon,

Lin Xiaoxiao walked in with a bowl of paste.

"Wow Xiaoxiao, I strongly request Xiaoxiao to appear on the screen."

"Xiaoxiao is so beautiful tonight."

"Xiao Xiao, is Master Fa bullying you again?"

"Where did you buy that 4.0 Kangshuaifu noodles, Xiaoxiao?"

Netizens appeared one by one and shouted one after another.

"Come on, say hello to the water friends."

Yang Lin laughed.

"Uh, because the family is good.

Lin Xiaoxiao blushed and shouted at the screen,

Just slip away.

"Haha, Xiaoxiao blushes so easily."

"so cute."

"Master Fa, how old is Xiaoxiao?"

Wolves howled on the barrage in the live broadcast room,

Yang Lin chooses to ignore,

Continue to explain:

"Originally the clothes of the paper figurines were drawn by the paper maker.

But now that the technology is advanced, they are all finished products.

Just paste it directly on top. "

As he spoke, he smeared paste on paper of various colors,

Then paste it on the skeleton layer by layer.

"Wow, there are underwear, I thought it was just a coat.

"These shoes are so delicate, did you make the shoes?"

"Why are they all pants, why not wear a skirt?"

"Won't you just walk out in a skirt?"

After dressing the paper man,

Yang Lin picked up the brush again,

Start painting on the face of the paper figurine,

"The last step is to paint the facial features on the paper figurines,

Of course, you must remember not to touch your eyes.

Following Yang Lin's pen like a swimming dragon,

It took less than a minute,

A lifelike paper man appeared in the live broadcast screen,

In addition to no eyeballs,

Everything else is perfect,

It's like coming alive.

"Damn it, it's so beautiful, it's different from the paper figurines I've seen."

"That's right, is this horse riding a paper doll?"

"Fa Ye's hands are so dexterous, it's not comparable to those paper makers.

"If this is burned to my grandfather, my grandfather will be happy to come back to life."

"Fat Ye Fa Ye, hurry up and put it on the shelves, I want to sell it."

And what Jiang Xue saw,

It is the picture of Yang Lin holding a paper figurine to show to netizens. .