I am Quaresma

Quaresma felt that he had seen the essence of the matter.

Is this an internal struggle at Arsenal?

So, in order to avoid suspicion, do you want to stay away from this new assistant coach?

However, Quaresma may be thinking too much.

The new assistant coach is called Tristan. On the first day he came to Arsenal, he brought his new football theory to the players - formula football!

"Football can have a formula!"

"This is a set of rigorous theory. By establishing a mathematical model to analyze our tactical system, vector and discrete, extracting core data from huge data, finding out laws, and then making correct tactical choices, we can keep our winning rate at the original level. 50% increase from the base.”

"For example, in the game just against Liverpool, at 3:45 in the first half, Quaresma made a breakthrough on the left and scored, and before that, Arsenal had a 50-second consecutive mid-game. In the backcourt pass, this 50-second pass is a must, and 50 seconds of continuous pass must be carried out, otherwise the opponent’s defense cannot be mobilized, and Quaresma’s breakthrough can’t be more than 10 seconds late!”

"In the next attack, we can still simulate Liverpool's defensive loopholes and our attacking routines through a similar mathematical model, which will greatly improve our attacking efficiency and thus increase the probability of scoring!"

"Analyzing each attack and defense, and substituting it into the summary formula, can further clarify when we need to attack and in what direction, and we can also make judgments about the opponent's defense. With a rigorous theoretical basis, football will become more easy!"

......

The Arsenal players below are completely listening to the book, not knowing what the new assistant coach is talking about.

Quaresma has already been stunned, and he never imagined that the new assistant coach would be such a ghost!

Formula football?

Are formulas starting to invade this world?

Is it a bit early?

Speaking of formula football, it seems to be very advanced, and it seems to be very high. Even if Tristan only spoke a little bit of his theory, Quaresma knew without thinking that it was all bullshit.

Play according to the so-called formula,

Refine the time, coordinate the stadium, and then strictly fit into the mathematical model——

1 minute 45 seconds, coordinates (45, 27), breakthrough;

2:54, coordinates (77.21), defense;

7 minutes 17 seconds, coordinates (88, 98), foul;

9 minutes 54 seconds, coordinates (11.11), free kick;

17 minutes and 17 seconds, coordinates (50, 50), lost the ball;

......

This is especially the code dog programming!

At this point in time, the formula asks you to defend, but there is not even a ghost in front of you;

At the next point in time, the formula allows you to break through in this position, and as a result, there is an opponent in front of you who is a defensive player;

At the next point in time, the formula lets you shoot from this position, and then you headshot the referee in front;

......

So, do I need to incorporate formulas into how to celebrate goals, how to celebrate victories, and even how to interact with fans, so that I can be more rigorous?

Quaresma didn't know what to say anymore. Anyway, he knew that this assistant coach named Tristan might only last a day in his coaching career, and then he would be kicked out!

I couldn't help looking at Wenger, Quaresma clearly saw a sarcastic expression on Wenger's face, which was very interesting.

God knows which executive made such a joke to be an assistant coach. If it wasn't for the power struggle, he must have been fooled!

Speaking of which, this thing is really intimidating.

Looking at the current performance of the players, they all seem to be very interested, leaving Quaresma speechless for a while.

Wenger also did not mean to stop, after the nutritious lunch, the players gathered in the multimedia room at Tristan's request to learn formula football.

"First, let's memorize a basic formula from which all future formulas will be derived!"

"a represents the vectorized value of the position coordinates, t represents the transfer time, s represents the number of transfers, a represents the time coefficient..."

Tristan talked on the top, completely teaching students at the university, but he was quite a teacher.

But the key point is that this thing is simply torture for this group of animals whose brain capacity is almost equal to zero.

What the hell is this βμ?

If you want them to memorize the formula, it is better to kill them!

Then, the players rioted!

Quaresma was also in the midst of the riots, and he was the most infuriated.

It's not because I was insulted by this so-called formula football. After all, I was considered an engineering student in my previous life, and I still learned advanced mathematics.

What made him really want to scold his mother was that the system came to remind him.

"System prompt: Because of learning messy tactics theory, teamwork ability -0.02"

Quaresma is like beeping a dog, it's not surprising that he is not angry!

Is it easy for me to work so hard to increase my attributes?

After such a short time, the attributes that I had increased in two training sessions have fallen back, which is more serious than that of Laozi.

"Fuck your formula football!"

Under the leadership of Quaresma, the players directly threw Tristan out of the training base. As for the next punishment, he doesn't care!

The embarrassed Tristan struggled to get up and shouted at the inside in dissatisfaction: "You can insult me, but you can't insult my formula football!"

Then, Quaresma clenched his fist, and Tristan shuddered and ran away.

Wenger didn't even mean to stop him, and then directly took the players to the afternoon training session as if nothing had happened. In his opinion, this may not even count as an episode.

The more you experience, the more you can see through it!

In the afternoon training, the players were still talking about formula football. Although they didn't understand it, it was really new.

"Ricardo, although we don't want to learn formulas, why are you so angry?" Flamini asked Quaresma with a smile.

Quaresma had a dark face and didn't want to speak. The teamwork of 0.02 he just lost still made him unhappy.

In fact, this is the case. Tristan is a nonsense. They didn't know if they really threw Tristan out of the training base, but Quaresma was completely angry because of the loss of attributes. Under his leadership, The players are so arrogant.

However, Quaresma naturally couldn't tell his teammates why, he could only smile awkwardly.

It is also interesting to say that the behavior of Quaresma and the players throwing the assistant coach out of the training base is similar to a rebellion, but a few days after the incident, the club acted as if nothing happened. There was no investigation, no handling, complete It's over.

God knows how much intrigue there is, how much compromise and exchange of interests there is, anyway, Quaresma and a few animals have nothing to do.

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