I am Quaresma

Although it seems that after the "assistant coach" incident, the sea was calm, but soon, the news of Wenger's contract renewal was announced by Arsenal, which made Quaresma think a lot.

Very brain-burning ah!

However, he doesn't need to understand what's going on here. Anyway, he doesn't need to be responsible for others, as long as he and his teammates can achieve good results as much as possible under the leadership of Wenger.

Otherwise, he doesn't want to care!

Of course, it doesn't work either!

The "assistant coach" incident was excavated by the powerful media. For a time, this very interesting term amused many people in England.

People with normal IQ and normal logical thinking ability can probably see the nonsense of this thing, but Arsenal still want to try the so-called formula football, which is just using life to make fun!

"If beautiful football and formula football can be combined, how strong is Arsenal, it is a perfect match!"

"Juventus, Arsenal will soon use formula football to deal with you, so I'll ask you if you're afraid!"

"Is this the rhythm of the scientific community invading football?"

"Who said formula football can't work! Formulas can be applied to every detail of life. I used the formula to poop this morning, and it feels much smoother than usual..."

......

The ridicule of the fans made Arsenal a little bit overwhelmed. In the end, they could only open their eyes to clarify that the so-called professor was just a liar. Arsenal did not hire him, and he slipped into the training base to forge his identity.

As for whether anyone believes it, I don't know!

But what is more interesting is that a certain national football association came to inspect, and the officials who led the team had an engineering background. When they heard the high-tech theory of "formula football", they were instantly overjoyed and decided to introduce formula football on the spot.

As a result, Tristan became a guest of that country and was brought back to the country by the Football Association, and he really had a good time for a few years.

However, although Tristan's formula football was not successful in that country, this theoretical model was learned by others, extended outside the industry, and produced many so-called "formula projects".

The most famous of these,

I'm afraid it's going to be a formula for cross talk...

Of course, this has nothing to do with Quaresma. Now, he is working hard with his teammates to prepare for Juventus. If he wants to play Milan and Barcelona, ​​why should he pass Juventus first? Otherwise, everything can only be dream.

How strong is Juventus?

Strong!

Although a lot of things happened after the end of this season, it was later recognized that Juventus this season was the strongest in the lineup. Otherwise, how could they lead Inter Milan by 15 points to win the championship?

The stability of the old woman is even comparable to that of Jose Mourinho's Chelsea, who have only lost one game all season and are one strong.

However, Juventus is not without its weaknesses.

Although the league has maintained continuous stability, the performance has not been ups and downs, and there is no tension. That is to say, maybe they will not be in a slump, but they will not be in a sudden burst of state. No matter what opponent they play, they will always be the same.

Well, isn't that what the old lady's life is like? It's really appropriate to call them old ladies.

It is also very interesting to touch the strongest Juventus!

If Arsenal really do win the Champions League this season, then, after Real Madrid, Juventus, Milan, Barcelona, ​​the gold content of the championship trophy is extremely high, I am afraid it will be unique.

The number of Champions League champions owned by these four giants is almost half of the total!

In any case, Juventus must be destroyed first, and Quaresma is ready.

What is his preparation?

That is, don't be "touched and killed" by Buffon. As long as you keep the top of your head pure, no one can stop you from Juventus.

Every time I score an extremely wonderful goal, my hair will be ravaged by my teammates, so that now I have a tendency to develop like Zidane. It's my scalp that can't stand it!

This is not the world of comics, but there is no saying that "as long as you become bald, you will become stronger."

This means that his status has not yet reached the level of a big boss in the arena. Whether Henry or Campbell is a big boss, he can touch his hair casually, and then others will touch it when they see it. After all, the law does not blame the public. .

As long as you become a boss, your teammates will not be able to touch their hair casually, and at that time, their hair will be preserved.

Therefore, regardless of other reasons, just for this point, Quaresma decided that next time he transfers, he must go to a team without a boss, and he will be a boss, and only touch other people's hair. For the sake of it, no one else can touch him.

Of course, going back to this game, it must be right to be careful with Buffon's head-to-head kills.

Although there is no fact that the head-touching kill does have a curse effect, there is no scientific basis for this, but you can't deny that after the head-touching kill, no more goals are scored, which is also supported by big data.

Whether it is to avoid evil or to avoid becoming bald, in a word, cherish your hair and stay away from Buffon.

It's amazing that you don't go to the door to pick up leaks. Anyway, that's not the fighting area that you are best at. You can just put cold arrows outside.

Buffon is naturally the most terrifying Patronus in front of Juventus, but before you face the Patronus, the first thing you have to face is the guardian of the Patronus - Juventus' backline.

The combination of the world's top central defenders Cannavaro and Thuram is enough to ensure that Juventus' goal will not suffer a positive impact. If the current football central defenders are ranked, then they will definitely be ranked in the top three, and they may not be. third!

The left back is Zambrotta. After Carlos, he can be regarded as the best left gate in the world, with excellent offense and defense, and his crosses are terribly accurate.

Although Zebina on the right is not a top fullback, his panacea attributes are very popular under Capello, especially after Zambrotta on the left assisted and the Juventus defense moved to the left, Zebina is more like Is a central defender.

To a large extent, if Arsenal want to beat Juventus, they must first beat this line of defense.

In this regard, Quaresma is very confident.

Quaresma knows that Zebina is actually the only weakness in Juventus' defense. As long as he plays, Quaresma seizes this point and rushes, and it is entirely possible to blow him up.

Even if Capello doesn't let Zebina come on and replaces it with Grigella, it makes no difference. Their strength is not at the top level. In front of Quaresma, it is a dish!

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