I am Really an Insider

After Wayne led his team to block the door of Green Kai's locker room a few years ago, Wei Ge was once again involved in blocking the door.

When James woke up the next day and saw some news about this game, he jumped out of bed and couldn't help shouting:

What a sin!

Whether it's on websites, newspapers or TV, there are overwhelming rumors of a conflict between the two sides on the court yesterday and the Heat blocking the locker room and being beaten back.

As for the Heat's victory over the Trail Blazers, the fact that James scored beautiful statistics was just brushed aside.

Mousse is so convinced, why don’t you pick the highlights and report on it! ?

Is it easy for me to beat the Trail Blazers once?

Fans: The point? This report is the point!

There has been a lot of fuss about the Heat blocking the locker room yesterday.

Because even reporters have not seen the whole story, so far, this matter has remained in the rumor stage.

As we all know, rumors are often more exciting than facts.

Back then, Wayne became popular all over the United States because of a rumor that "an international student beat up the Roaring God".

Now about the Heat blocking the door, the most popular versions are:

"Wayne rushed out with a folding chair and beat the Heat trio away. The scene was very bloody!"

"The Heat trio made trouble for Stephenson, but Wayne scolded him and ran away. They failed to pretend to beep, but they were pretended to beep instead."

"There was a big fight in the tunnel between the players on both sides, and many people were injured!"

You start with a folding chair, and the rest is all made up.

But it is precisely this kind of unsubstantiated matter that arouses the attention and heated discussion of fans.

What is the most popular thing in the NBA every offseason?

It's a trading rumor!

Only things that have not yet been implemented can give fans room to play.

But no matter which version it is, it can be summed up in one sentence - Wei Ge V587.

Anyway, this whole thing is because the Heat are on their own territory and are going to block the locker room to cause trouble for Stephenson.

Then Social Wei came forward and settled the matter without even sending Huazi.

What is controversial is just the process of settling it, but the result is destined.

Wayne inexplicably got into another famous bad fight.

James couldn't help but sigh. Young people today still lack thinking.

What's the point of just watching these fights and killings all day long?

Well, Mousse discovered that he was not completely unmentioned.

but.

Most of the mentions of him were about the time Wayne pushed him and whether he flopped or not.

Mousse: Why are the total number of points you pay attention to so strange? I scored nearly 40 points yesterday, nearly 40 points! In the end, you just watched me flop?

After watching the replay on the TV today, Mous actually found that his performance was a little bit exaggerated.

It seems that this acting skill will still need to be improved in the future.

But this time, I should be able to muddle through.

Anyway, the memory of fans only lasts three seconds. In a few days, everyone will forget this incident.

As a result, at this moment, Mous received a call from the team.

Pat Riley said: "This time it's a slap in the face!"

Ten minutes later, James shocked the basketball circle.

Because the league announced the punishment results for both sides of the conflict in yesterday's game.

Pittman was suspended for three games and fined $10,000 for being too naughty and maliciously elbowing Stephenson.

Stephenson was suspended for two games and fined $5,000 for maliciously teasing Mousse. But because this guy was diagnosed with a concussion in his elbow, he must have rested for more than two games.

Fensen was originally stupid, but this elbow made his IQ -10.

What can I do if my elbow becomes mentally retarded?

Wayne was even worse, because he punched Pittman directly in the head, so the plot was the most serious.

But considering that it was Pittman who made the first move (taking into account that Wayne is the face of the league) and his recent performance, Wayne was only given a three-game suspension and a fine of 10,000.

However, these news are not the point.

The point is, the league also announced that James was fined $5,000 for flopping!

This move allowed Mousse to break a team history record. He became the first person on the Miami Heat to be ticketed for diving!

What else can I say? Mousse NB!

Mousse looked at the news on her phone, her hands trembling uncontrollably.

He just said last night that he did not dive and would not dive at all.

It looks very clean and pure.

Then, today I was slapped in the face by the Alliance at the speed of light.

Does Mousse mean that I am so shameless?

Is it really okay for you to punish me like this? ?

This slap in the face news made Mousse very melancholy.

It’s all over, I really don’t have any face left at all!

Damn it.

I am the winner! Hey!

Why am I the one who is embarrassed! ?

Not only Mousse was panicked, but Mousse's entire sponsorship team was also panicked.

The league doesn't want to either. Everyone is a respectable person and they will definitely not touch James easily.

but.

Boss Si said, what if you act more realistically?

As long as we can be more realistic, we will turn a blind eye to this goal.

But James's exaggerated acting skills are obviously fake.

If the alliance remains indifferent, everyone will follow suit in the future.

If the league punishes other players at that time, someone will definitely jump out and say: "Why can Mousse be good but I can't? Is he really the best?"

Therefore, in order not to set this precedent, the alliance can only kill.

In this way, during the media opening period during the afternoon training, Mousse experienced an unprecedented embarrassment, even more embarrassing than the time when he danced on stage at the ESPY Awards in 2007.

Damn it, being slapped in the face by the official is even more uncomfortable than losing.

James forced a smile and accepted the reporters' soul torture.

"LeBron, didn't you say you can't flop at all?"

"Fake. Fake. Ahem, let's just talk about a matter. Uh, just let the league decide how it should be judged.

After all, you know, diving is part of the fight! "

James answered righteously, as long as he is not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed!

This is probably called turning the page faster than turning the page in the book.

Mouss got his wish by winning the game against the Trail Blazers and becoming the center of attention as he wished.

But his mood was not beautiful at all.

On Wayne's side, although he hit someone, it didn't cause any splash.

Brother Wei, it’s normal to carry a ball during a fight.

As for Brother Wei, one punch KO is the norm.

Brother Wei, a three-game suspension is as normal as eating and sleeping.

Besides, Brother Wei punished evil and promoted good this time, and he fought beautifully!

In the next three games, the Trail Blazers' opponents are the Pacers, Knicks and Bulls.

Except for the Knicks, the other two teams are not easy to play.

After all, the Pacers were the Eastern Conference champions last season. Although Roy is missing, the spirit of the Corns is still there.

The Pacers are still the first-tier team in the league.

Not to mention the Bulls. Without Wayne, a master of hard tackles, Thibodeau's defense will undoubtedly be a huge test for the Trail Blazers.

During today's training, Wayne also told the primary school students not to be nervous or burdened, and just play hard.

The primary school student said that although I am a little nervous, I will try my best.

Wayne actually doesn't expect a record, as long as everyone doesn't get injured.

In the next three games, the Pacers and Knicks will be back-to-back. After finishing the back-to-back games and having a day off, we have to fight against the tough bulls again. The field is very tight.

There are thousands of ways to win the championship, but good health is the first.

After training, Wayne was preparing to drive home in his civilian armored vehicle.

As a result, he found Funny Fenson leaning against his car.

"Let me tell you first, my wife and this car are not allowed to be loaned out. If you want to drive it, I can lend you a few sports cars." Can Wayne lend this Cavalier Fifteen to Finson? With his head, what if he drove it into someone's house?

"Brother Wei, am I that kind of person in your mind? I'm not here to borrow a car to drive! Is there nothing else to talk about between you and me other than borrowing a car?" Stephenson quickly defended.

"Wait for me in the parking lot. Besides borrowing the car, is there anything else we can talk about?"

Finson:.

"Ahem, that's it, that one. Brother Wei, thank you for standing up for me yesterday and causing you to be suspended. Don't worry, if I meet the Heat in the finals, I will definitely try my best to defeat those turtles!

This head from me, Fensen, all belongs to your brother Wei! "

Wayne looked at Finson, okay, so he came to thank me for coming.

But what's the use of my empty head? As a urinal?

However, if Stephenson can really play well in the finals, he will indeed be able to have a Heat mentality.

Although this guy is stupid, funny and weak, but

He is Kemus!

Wayne then patted Finson on the shoulder: "I believe you, just take good care of your injuries in the next few days."

Fensen was so moved. Is this what it feels like to be recognized by a senior leader?

Even if I, Stephenson, blow James to death, I will not let Wei Ge down!

"By the way, Brother Wei, there's one more thing. It's a sports car that you don't drive at home. Hehe, just lend me one for two days."

Just a few seconds after he got serious, Fensen began to borrow a sports car with a stern look.

Wayne glanced at Fenson speechlessly. Sure enough, this guy was not serious.

"It depends on my mood. If I'm in a good mood tomorrow, I'll take a key from the drawer of the bedside table and give it to you."

"Ouch, hahahaha, thank you, Brother Wei! No, Master Wei! Hehe, Master Wei, walk slowly, walk slowly!"

The parking lot was filled with the voice of Lance Stephenson.

On March 13, Wayne appeared in a suit and tie at the Rose Garden Arena.

This is the second time Wayne has been suspended this season. Although he cannot play, the live cameras still shine on Wayne from time to time.

Wayne held his young daughter and his wife, and the whole family attended.

Stephenson sat next to the Wayne family and said that today I will be the personal bodyguard of the Wei Ge family.

If a ball comes flying over, I, Fensen, will catch it with my face!

After all, my head belongs to Wayne!

Wayne: I really don't want to.

In today's game, the Blazers' starting lineup is Curry, Tony, Matthews, Tucker and Sister-in-law.

It’s considered a senior and four juniors.

As for the Pacers, without Roy, the starting lineup is Holiday, Dengtai Jones, Granger, Ade and 50 center Gao Yuanyuan.

Although the Pacers have lost their big boss, with their amazing perseverance, their record is still stable in the first echelon of the Eastern Conference.

This game is difficult for the Trail Blazers because the inside is really at a disadvantage.

Sure enough, as soon as the game started, Aldridge turned over and made a jump shot directly in front of Tucker.

Tucker defended very hard, but

There is absolutely no way it can be interfered with!

It's simply too much!

Aldridge, if you dare, cut off half of your leg and we can fight again!

In this way, Aldridge played smoothly in the fourth position today.

Once Ade feels comfortable shooting, he is simply a mid-range shooting machine, and he is sure to win a batch.

That's it today. If Ade doesn't take action, that's it. Once he does, it will basically be a "swipe" and two points will be credited, which will make Tucker autistic.

As for the Trail Blazers' other No. 4 player McRoberts, although he is tall enough, his defensive ability is not enough.

I didn’t even ask for height if I had it.

Carlisle thought, this fourth position still needs to be strengthened.

in case for need,

Hard: What do you all see me doing? Am I the spineless kind of person?

However, even though Aldridge was flying at the fourth position today.

But the score never opened.

Because my sister-in-law and Curry also performed great today!

Especially Curry, he doesn't want to be like the last time he played against the Thunder and the last game against the Heat. When Wayne was away, he was stupidly missing.

Even if Wei Ge is away, Curry is bound to lead the team well!

So, facing Holiday's defense today, Curry and his sister-in-law played a very impressive pick-and-roll.

After all, Hibbert is slow. If he switches defense, he will inevitably be given a military training by Curry.

If he didn't switch defenses, Holiday wouldn't be able to block Curry's shot immediately.

And Curry feels so good today that if you dare to give him a little space to shoot, he will dare to score!

Seeing the primary school students working so hard, Wayne was very pleased.

Grow up, my son has grown up!

It was probably the ball in the All-Star Game that was blown away by him.

Curry and Aldridge just started fighting each other.

But the difference is that Aldridge can only score by himself.

And Curry can lead his sister-in-law to score together.

Sometimes, my sister-in-law passes the ball in time, and Curry can always get the ball to her sister-in-law as soon as possible.

As long as Curry doesn't pass the ball behind his back, he is a good point guard.

My sister-in-law had a great time playing today. She was so happy that she even tossed her hair on the court.

On one occasion, the live camera even gave a close-up of the handsome-haired sister-in-law.

The fans shouted: You are so sexy~

Looking at Gasuo posing on the court, Wayne swallowed.

It's over, it's over.

The last normal person on the Trail Blazers team was also infected!

completely annihilated!

When the game reached a timeout in the third quarter, it entered the kissing session that is fixed in every game.

The rule of the game is that if any two people in the audience are photographed by the live camera, they must hug each other.

Today, obviously because the team deliberately caused trouble, the camera found Wayne and Sharapova.

The couple then reluctantly showed off their affection in front of everyone.

After a wet kiss with Sharapova, Wayne just turned around and saw Stephenson staring at him like a bastard.

"What the hell are you doing!?"

"I have to protect your kiss from going smoothly!" Fensen replied righteously.

Wayne stood up at that time and took the bench.

On the court, the score was tense until the final moment.

In the critical last minute, the Trail Blazers led by 3 points.

But Curry and his sister-in-law withstood the pressure and attacked and defended at the last moment, helping the Trail Blazers narrowly defeat their opponents by 6 points.

Curry's crucial three-pointer from beyond the arc after passing Holiday was the final word. It was the most exciting goal of the night.

Just when everyone thought that the Trail Blazers would inevitably experience a losing streak, Curry and his sister-in-law led the team to fight the Pacers until the end.

Brother Wei just kissed the baby, hummed a song, and held the baby while Fensen held it, and he gained a victory.

Life is just like this!

After the game, Wayne was the first to rush up and give the elementary school student and his sister-in-law a firm hug.

Good friends, I know you are reliable!

Curry scored 33 points and 8 assists. It is not easy to produce such data against Holiday.

Holiday: It’s none of my business. Most of Curry’s points came from military training with Hibbert!

Hibbert: Can this trivial matter be called military training?

In this wave, Curry did not lead the team to defeat again.

The primary school students who have matured this season are bound to shine in the playoffs.

As expected of a third grader.

With the victory of the Trail Blazers, Curry's confidence has also greatly increased.

No. 14 played the Knicks in back-to-back games. Curry made 6 of 10 three-pointers in the game. Matthews followed suit and made 7 of 14 three-pointers.

Portland combined their efforts and hit a three-pointer, beating the Knicks 121-79!

In this game, the Knicks' lineup is relatively complete, with Jeremy Lin, Anthony and Stoudemire all present.

But Lin Crazy has faded after all. After Guagua and Stoudemire were beaten by a three-point rain, their morale was also very low, so their performance was very average, only scoring 16 and 17 points respectively.

Angua never expected that he would lose by 42 points against the Trail Blazers without Wayne!

The Spurs had only lost by 40 points before!

I don’t want to lose face in society?

Mousse: Haha, do we, the Class of 2003, still have any face? Gone, gone!

Playing against the Bulls on the 16th was not as difficult as expected because Rose was injured.

The defense that the Bulls are proud of did not have an effect today, allowing five players from the Trail Blazers to score in double figures.

Among them, Sister-in-law faced Boozer and scored 21 points on 9-of-18 shooting.

Facts have proven that Boozer can't do it with or without Wego.

So far, the Trail Blazers have won three consecutive victories in the absence of Wayne!

This is probably the background of the defending champion!

The primary school student and his sister-in-law both shouldered their responsibilities well and fulfilled their duties as deputy.

Stephenson, the new captain of the security team, also did a good job. He blocked two goals for Wayne with his face in three days. He was very dedicated.

The most frightening thing is that Wei Ge’s max-level account was unblocked in the context of three consecutive victories!

The Trail Blazers' record is about to officially start to widen the gap with other teams!

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