I am Really an Insider

On the TV, T.N.T's most exciting weekly program - Five Funny Moments - is playing.

Well, it is also the predecessor of "O'Neal's Five Embarrassments" that Wayne is familiar with.

Serious people watch T.N.T. Who watches basketball games just to watch the five embarrassing games explained by O'Neal, Barkley and Kenny Smith.

Speaking of which, many people may not know that there was a player in the CBA who actually made it to the top five.

He is Sun Minghui.

Moreover, Sun Minghui was also angered by Stephenson next to Wayne.

In 2019, Sun Minghui once ranked second among O'Neal's top five embarrassments because of a "superb" flop.

This can be called the closest he has been to the NBA.

At that time, the person Sun Minghui played was Stephenson, who was playing in the CBA!

On defense in that round, Stephenson and Sun Minghui stood together. Fensen just held Sun Minghui's waist out of habit, but he didn't know that Sun Minghui was not used to his bad habits and would throw him whenever he wanted!

The moment Stephenson touched him, he immediately sat down on the ground in an exaggerated manner. His acting skills were so superb that even O'Neal admired him.

Stephenson laughed at that time. With your acting skills, how dare you fool me, Andy Lau in the diving world?

With this shot, Sun Minghui became the first and possibly the last Chinese player in the history of CBA to be on O'Neal's top five list.

You asked O'Neal why he didn't use the NBA but went to the CBA to get materials?

Needless to say? It wasn’t because I teased Biffenson to play in the CBA that season!

As a top five player whose status is only slightly lower than McGee, wherever Stephenson is, the lens of the top five will follow.

This is called the spotlight turning around you.

Therefore, at this moment, when Wayne saw Stephenson's figure on the "Five Embarrassing Programs", Wayne was not surprised at all.

On the TV, the number one list of Friday's embarrassing movies has been listed.

The second place just now was McGee, who stood in the backcourt and pretended to be a Victoria's Secret Angel when Faried made a free throw.

There is only one ball that can push Big McGee into second place.

That's Stephenson's banana pass!

Seeing that he was the first, Stephenson smiled awkwardly.

"Haha, this crappy show really knows how to joke, hahaha."

"No, no, no, if you're not number one, this show is just a joke." Wayne patted Stephenson on the shoulder to show you don't be humble.

Although everyone on the Trail Blazers had personally experienced everything that happened on the TV, when they watched it again, they still couldn't help laughing.

This earth-shattering pass was seriously called by Shaq: Lance Stephenson's third spin law.

Jazz Baron then said: "I watch the NBA just to watch basketball games, but Stephenson wants to laugh me to death!"

Summed up very sharply.

Not to mention other people, even Stephenson himself couldn't help but laugh after watching that ball.

Why did your hand slip so much at that time?

When the Five Awful Show ended, Wayne snapped his fingers, and the primary school student immediately took out a golden crown that had been prepared for him from the locker and handed it to Wayne.

"Come on, I will now officially crown you the King of Portland! You have the final say on all funny things in the team from now on!"

Wayne stood up and placed the crown on Stephenson's head gracefully.

Stephenson never expected that his teammates would prepare such a big surprise for him.

But

Why can't I laugh at all?

"Finson, remember, don't let this crown get wet." After it was over, Wayne still told Finson.

"Why can't it get wet?"

"Because it fades, you fool."

Stephenson:.

"Hey, the game has started, let's continue watching." The sister-in-law shouted seriously, causing everyone's attention to focus on the TV again.

Well, today the Blazers team gathered in the locker room not just to watch the five most embarrassing things.

In fact, "Five Awkward" is just a show to add to the entertainment.

Everyone stayed in front of the TV to watch the Game 4 series between the Thunder and Lakers.

Because the result of this game will most likely determine the Trail Blazers' opponent in the next round.

Just an hour ago, the Trail Blazers defeated the Dallas Mavericks 103-92 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, sweeping the Mavericks cleanly with a total score of 4-0.

Peak Wayne told Portland fans with practical actions: "There is absolutely no need to worry about the black eight."

Ever since the Trail Blazers easily defeated the Mavericks in the first game, Wayne knew that this series was actually finalized.

Think about it, even if Stephenson was so sluggish and most of the starters only played three quarters, the Trail Blazers could still beat the Mavericks by so much.

How to beat the calf?

It's a complete crushing of hard power.

After four games, the Trail Blazers' progress can be described as overwhelming.

Except for the second game, G2 of the series, the Mavericks' resistance was the most intense.

Maybe everyone in the Mavericks knows that if the Trail Blazers go to Dallas with a 2-0 total score, everything will be over.

Therefore, in G2 of the series, the resistance of the Mavericks generals was very tenacious.

Although Nowitzki missed all 2 shots from beyond the three-point line, he shot 10 of 17 from the mid-range with super efficiency and scored 31 points.

On the contrary, it was Curry. Under the veteran defense of Kidd, there was a Waterloo in this game, and the overall shooting rate was limited to about 30%.

In the end, the game also reached the critical moment of the last 15 seconds.

In the last 15 seconds of the game, the Mavericks trailed by 1 point and the Trail Blazers had the ball.

After Wayne broke through Dirk, facing Haywood who was defending under the basket, he directly chose to get up and eat.

Haywood defended very aggressively and very bravely.

After all, not everyone dared to face the accelerating Wayne.

Because you don't know whether you will be greeted by a dunk or a concealed elbow.

However, Wayne's terrifying impact turned Haywood's positive efforts into self-destruction.

I saw Wayne slam the ball directly into the frame through Haywood, beating the opponent's center and dunking it!

The dunk allowed Wayne to nearly kill the game while killing Haywood.

But it was only almost, because Wayne gave the Mavericks the last 3 seconds, and they still had a chance to equalize with three points.

It's a pity that Terry failed to continue his magic from last season on the last shot, and the key three-pointer missed the frame.

In this way, the Trail Blazers narrowly defeated the Mavericks 102-99.

This is also the most thrilling game of this series.

After G2 ended, the Mavericks were completely demoralized.

They probably figured it out. Instead of resisting needlessly, they might as well lie down and try to enjoy themselves.

Since we can't beat them, it's better to go back to our respective homes early, catch our own fish, and prepare for the next season as early as possible.

So in G3 of the series in Dallas, the Trail Blazers beat the Mavericks by 14 points.

In the game that just ended, Wayne just scored a small 24 points in an understatement, and then turned on the idle mode to automatically defeat monsters and automatically win the game.

Throughout the series, Wayne limited Dirk to averaging only 20 points per game, and his three-point shooting percentage was only 16.7%.

That’s right, 16.7%. In the entire four-game series, Nowitzki made just 1 of 6 shots from beyond the three-point line.

Because Wayne knows that Nowitzki can't get past him, he doesn't have to help defend others like last season.

Therefore, as long as Dirk is outside the three-point line, Wayne will directly press close to him, leaving Dirk with no room to shoot a three-pointer.

From his outstanding performance last season, his three-point shooting percentage this season is only 16.7%.

This is probably the unpredictability of a player after he reaches 30.

You have no idea when you're going to hit rock bottom.

After killing the Mavericks cleanly, the Trail Blazers players returned to the locker room and prepared to watch the Lakers VS Thunder game.

As a result, during the break, T.N.T actually interrupted the weekly funny moments.

Only then did we have the scene of everyone sitting together watching the five embarrassing scenes.

The sister-in-law's shout made everyone who was immersed in the joy of the five embarrassments focus again.

At this time, the Thunder and Lakers are in the series G4 game, and the Thunder currently lead 2-1 with a total score.

In the first game, the Thunder beat the old master to death with a random punch and bloodbathed the Lakers.

In the second game, two minutes before the end, the Lakers were reversed by the Thunder.

And when the Lakers lost this game, the biggest blame had to be shouldered by Nao Nai.

Because at the critical moment, Najia wanted to dominate the game by himself, so he refused to pass the ball and acted alone.

After all, there is a big gap when two people double-team, and there is a good opportunity for three people to double-team.

He thought he was still the Black Mamba who could score goals continuously under double teams, but in fact, Kobe "Bang Bang" was the iron in the last two minutes.

4 consecutive irons + 2 mistakes in 2 minutes. Naochi smiled slightly and won back Joke's trust.

To be honest, as long as the Lakers play reasonably at the last moment, they will not necessarily lose.

But Kobe said, are you reasonable with me?

Who are you looking down on!

In the third game, thanks to the referee being slightly biased in favor of the Lakers, the Lakers got back a win.

It's not that Godfather Xiao doesn't love Du'er anymore, it's mainly because for a team like the Lakers, it would be no good if you let him out early.

In this way, the total score of the series became 2 to 1. Therefore, the importance of this game is self-evident.

If the Thunder wins, Du Xiaoshuai will get the match point, which is equivalent to putting a knife on Najia's neck.

And if Naochi wins, then the Lakers will still have a glimmer of hope this season.

Obviously, with his chatty personality, it was impossible for him to compromise.

Therefore, in the first three quarters of today's game, Naochi also showed his own attitude.

In the first three quarters of the game, Nao Nai Meng was back to his peak. He made 11 of 18 shots and scored 28 points in three quarters!

In the sixth minute of the third quarter, Kobe Bryant used a difficult turn to score after being defended by Sefolosha. His determined expression made all Los Angeles fans believe that the Lakers were about to start a desperate counterattack.

After the start of the fourth quarter, Kobe did not play for the first three minutes and rested on the bench.

And until he came back in the eighth minute, the Lakers still led by 11 points.

It can be said that throughout the entire game, the Lakers suppressed the Thunder.

As long as we continue to play steadily, there is no big problem in tying the series at 2-2.

But Nachai's damned and paranoid competitiveness started to cause trouble in the last 8 minutes.

After Kobe Bryant came up, Du Xiaoshuai first hit a three-pointer over Nai Nai's head, narrowing the point difference to 8 points, and the game became suspenseful.

Good guy, can nagging help you with your bad habits?

You kid is tired of living, so you fuck three points on my head.

Do you have a girlfriend yet? Are you just going to learn how to play like Wayne?

Who told you to imitate Wayne in doing such uncivilized actions? Thank you at every turn.

Since you, Du Xiaoshuai, are trying to trick me, Kobe, don't blame me for being rude!

So, Naochi started the one versus five mode.

In the next round, he ignored David West, who was vacated in the mid-range, and forced a mid-range shot against Ibaka.

Turtlesbrook quickly counterattacked after grabbing the rebound. His explosive physical fitness made it impossible for anyone on the Lakers to eat his exhaust.

In the end, Gui Shao counterattacked and succeeded with a one-handed dunk, and the point difference was only 6 points!

Nao Nai then glared at Mr. Gui fiercely, "You are called A Gui, right?"

Okay, you and Durant come together, you are gone!

Education is a must!

Then, Naochi forced a breakthrough layup, which attracted the three Thunder players to shrink but still did not pass the ball. Naturally, the result was another miss.

The old man outside the three-point line looked anxious, Naochai, please calm down, Naochai!

Good guy, I was playing No-look-pass back then, you are such a No-pass-look!

Really, if you pass the ball, I lose!

After Kobe played alone for two rounds, the Thunder players also knew how to defend Kobe.

Isn’t this a replica of G2 in the series?

After that, Kobe once again held the ball in singles and called West to come out to cover.

It stands to reason that the screens of West and Kobe are very threatening.

Because West has mid-range, he can help open the floor for Kobe.

At the same time, West's ability to read the game is also very strong, and he knows when to pass.

However, when Kobe took advantage of West's screen and prepared to break through, Ibaka and Harden ignored West at all. Instead, they both rushed over to surround Kobe!

West was completely left open, raising his arms high in the mid-range position.

Pass the ball, boss, pass the ball!

Just pass it on! ?

Kobe Bryant: I want to pass the ball, but my passing button was deducted by some idiot!

In this way, under the double attack of Harden and Ibaka, Kobe finally made a dribbling error on his own.

The basketball goes out of bounds and the Thunder have the ball!

Wayne looked at Kobe who looked unhappy and sighed.

You just don’t accept old age.

I know you don't want to lose to Durant or Turtle Brook.

You don't accept the old man, you want to personally educate these two young people, you want to personally let them know how powerful they are.

You want to beat the Thunder and then continue to compete with the Trail Blazers.

But nagging, nagging, you forgot that your body can no longer keep up with your ambition!

Just because you think about it, doesn’t mean you can!

You don't want to compromise, but sometimes, you just have to compromise!

Wayne wanted to say these words to Kobe, but unfortunately, he couldn't, and Kobe couldn't hear them.

What did Kobe think?

That’s right, I kept hitting and making mistakes continuously.

but.

I'm still a good player!

I think back then, when I faced the Jazz in the playoffs for the first time, I missed three shots at a critical moment, and people called me a parallel import.

The results of it? I chose to keep shooting!

No, I didn't hit them in the face, because I followed up with two more foul shots and the Lakers lost the game.

But that's not the point. The point is that life never stops and shooting never stops!

If you don’t dare to vote, how can you still dare to win?

If West and Nash could hear their nagging voices, they would be so moved that they would applaud.

Boss, do you know that this is the end of Ning’s words?

Then, this originally promising game was pushed to the Thunder's side because of nagging paranoia.

Let's put it this way, Kobe's performance in the last few minutes made his peak-like performance in the first three quarters worthless.

It turns out that being too paranoid is not a good thing.

Anything taken too far can turn into a bad thing.

Even if you eat too much, you will starve to death. If you rush too fast, your body will collapse.

Therefore, novel updates sometimes have to be done in a certain way.

After a long chat, the Thunder tied the score at 98 in the last 33 seconds of the game.

Turtle Shao didn't have any enthusiasm at this time, but handed the ball to his good brother Du Xiaoshuai to handle.

Speaking of which, the reason why the Thunder were able to play so smoothly in this series is inseparable from Agui's outstanding performance.

So far in this series, Agui has averaged 48.6% shooting and only 1.6 turnovers per game.

It can be regarded as the best series in his career, bar none.

Durant did not disappoint his younger brother's expectations. In the last 13 seconds, he made a beautiful step-back three-pointer against Tai, whose level had dropped off a cliff, turning the score into 101-98.

A sure shot that almost sent the Lakers to hell!

Sure enough, the Lakers immediately fouled Harden when he hit a three-pointer at the last minute, but Harden made two free throws from the free throw line, completely killing the game.

In the end, the 5-point difference remained until the end of the game.

103 to 98, the Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Lakers at Staples Center and got match point!

Naochi scored 38 points in the game, but only made 2 of 10 shots in the fourth quarter.

Kobe Bryant succeeds and Kobe Bryant fails.

"Hey, it seems that our opponent in the second round is determined." After watching the game, my sister-in-law shrugged.

"Thunder, I like it!" Teacher Tony geared up.

Where's Wayne?

He looked at Najia's dejected expression and sighed.

Speaking of which, this is the first time since Wayne joined the Trail Blazers that he has not been able to meet Kobe in the playoffs...

I'm really not used to it.

"Okay, take a good rest these days.

The Lakers fell, but we definitely won't! "

Wayne stood up and told everyone to go home quickly.

These three bad boys from the Thunder finally had to be educated by Brother Wei!

Don't be shy, your Uncle Snake is too old.

Come to the Western Conference semifinals and let you see what Brother Wei can do!

Wayne, the education master, will definitely help these three bad boys to correct their evil ways.

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