I am Really an Insider

It has been difficult for the Oklahoma City Thunder to get the game back.

The Blazers' five-game lightning streak was the penultimate straw that broke the Thunder's back.

The final straw for the Thunder was Wayne's steal of Durant after five consecutive boards.

Wayne even suspected that this tough guy crab walk badge existed just to target Du Xiaoshuai.

It’s so fucked up!

After five consecutive rebounds, Wayne immediately used a crab move. As a result, he actually stole Durant and successfully counterattacked.

At that time, the Thunder completely collapsed.

Now, the game will end in 4 minutes.

But the score difference is still more than 20 points.

The game has basically been concluded.

Du Xiaoshuai regretted it. The only mistake in this game was that he drank half a bottle of wolfberry water in one go before the game started.

He couldn't help but ask himself, why did he believe Mr. Turtle's lies?

Drinking that thing is better than drinking Scarlett's foot washing water!

But it's too late to say anything now. This game obviously did not meet the expectations of the Thunder, and it was far from the expectations of the fans.

In the minds of fans, the game, which is heavily promoted by the league, should be intense from beginning to end.

It would be even more enjoyable if we could play double overtime or something.

But the fact is that the Blazers have been leading by a large score since the first quarter of this game.

The closest the Thunder got to the score was just 10 points.

The game did not meet the fans' expectations, and the most intuitive impact was on the ratings.

When the game first started, this game had the highest ratings because it was a joke all season long.

But then, the ratings gradually declined.

By now, the ratings have been far behind another Heat vs. Pacers game.

Since the Pacers were without Roy, they were beaten by the Heat throughout the game.

But at least the Pacers were not that far behind, they just couldn't catch up with the score.

The Thunder fell behind by 18 points to get a feel for it. Who could stand to watch?

From this point of view, the Trail Blazers are an upright team, and the Thunder immediately gave up.

Unlike the Heat, they don't let people play, but they give people a glimmer of hope, so they just hang around and play.

It's just too scumbag.

Now, the commentators don't even care about winning or losing the game between Trail Blazers and Thunder.

They were all discussing whether the honey-wet spot on Du Xiaoshuai's crotch was sweat or oil leakage.

Kenny Smith believes that drop should be sweat. After all, Durant is a person who cares about image very much, and he will never let anything slip.

Sir Ba laughed at that time: "Can you control this thing if it leaks? I know a friend who used to leak gold from his trouser legs!"

Bowen: Is that friend Ning’s ID number the same as mine?

Du Xiaoshuai: You two didn't know how to explain, so you just kept talking. We are playing basketball, what are you talking about?

Can you focus on the game?

It’s not that the commentators don’t talk about the game, it’s that there is really nothing to talk about in this game.

All in all, this game was a complete landslide.

It is estimated that only Portland fans and Kobe will find this game enjoyable.

Kobe said that this game was so interesting. Is there any more interesting program than Wayne's Education of Delinquents?

The fans were so sleepy that many even turned off the TV in advance.

However, no one expected that a classic and wonderful shot would appear just in garbage time.

When the game reached the last two minutes, the Thunder, which was too far behind, had no chance of winning.

But there are still some players who don't want to give up the game just like that, Harden and Ibaka are two of them.

At that time, Harden, the best sixth man of the season, broke through to the basket and prepared to take off for a dunk.

And Ibaka happens to be right behind Harden.

After Harden rose into the air, Birdman attacked from the side and behind to prepare to block the shot.

According to the current situation, Harden has a high probability of being blocked.

So, the impatient Ibaka couldn't help but put his hands on Harden's waist and gave him a lift!

Harden was shocked. His bullet speed immediately became faster. What a shame.

A dunk and a rocket boost with an old guy?

With the help of Ibaka, Harden dunked with both hands before Birdman.

Stephenson on the side was stunned. This operation was even better than my big swing pass!

Mr. Gui said that your big swing pass was a jiba. It's not like I haven't passed it before.

The cooperation between Ibaka and Harden is truly authentic!

I, Young Turtle, would like to call it the strongest assist in the NBA!

After Harden's dunk landed, the referee standing on the baseline looked at Ibaka and Harden, quite speechless.

how? Do you really think this is a good shot?

Good guys, do you think I don't exist?

I’m just here to watch!

Just test my business ability?

Which referee can't stand such a test! ?

The referee blew the whistle without hesitation, not only invalidating the Thunder's goal, but also gave Ibaka a T.

For no other reason than to warn you, don’t insult the referee’s intelligence!

This wave of hugging and dunking scenes has undoubtedly booked a spot in this Friday's big game in advance.

Brooks crossed his arms and sighed.

It’s fine if you can’t beat the ball, but it’s your fault to show off your IQ!

Today is already miserable enough, why do you keep adding drama?

Although Harden and Ibaka's behavior is a bit funny, their desire to win is worthy of praise.

Unfortunately, the desire to win is not omnipotent.

Especially when the boss of your team is leaking oil.

After a long wait, Du Xiaoshuai finally heard the electronic buzzer that signaled the end of the game.

108 to 90, this game, which was considered the focus of the game, unexpectedly ended with the Trail Blazers' 18-point victory.

If garbage time hadn't come too early, Carlisle would have replaced all the main players early.

How could the score difference be so small?

Wayne was in a happy mood because today he scored 42 points, 13 rebounds, 7 assists, 4 steals and 2 blocks.

42 points, most of which came from breakthroughs.

Of the four steals, two were obtained with crab steps.

Although the action of zama step + lifting trouser legs is a bit awkward, it is worth the price of admission in exchange for two steals of Durant.

The moment the game ended, Joke turned off the TV in disappointment.

He really didn't know why Durant stretched his hips so much today.

As the scoring leader this season, his shooting percentage today was less than 40, and he only scored 20 points based on the number of shots taken.

What is this?

Am I flattering you just to make you embarrass me?

You still don’t believe the joke, can Wayne really not handle this?

When Du Xiaoshuai attended the press conference today, it was quite embarrassing.

People didn't care about his shooting percentage at all, but asked him why his performance in the first quarter was so abnormal.

Asked him if he was busy going to the toilet when he rushed into the locker room with Bolt's speed.

Du Xiaoshuai looked aggrieved, what can I say? I'm desperate too!

I am going to tell you that all this is because of a half bottle of something called wolfberry water. Can you believe it?

Halfway through the interview, Du Xiaoshuai felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and then suddenly felt like he was about to burst.

Damn it.

Well, Mr. Turtle himself doesn’t know that drinking too much wolfberry water at one time may cause diarrhea.

It is estimated that the atmosphere in the Thunder locker room will become full of surprises in the past two days.

Half an hour later, Harden, who was sitting in the locker room, watched Du Xiaoshuai come back with a dejected look on his face.

It is not difficult to tell from his expression that the eldest brother has been insulted again.

Ha Jishi couldn't help but feel a little heartbroken. He knew that his eldest brother had actually worked very hard.

If he hadn't been holding back the pee, the game would never have lost its suspense early on.

but.

Today's game is not just a matter of pissing.

Harden felt that as the best sixth man today, he really gave too little help to his elder brother.

Today, Harden scored 11 points in the game. Well, if Ibaka's assist for his dunk at the end was not whistled, there would be 13 points.

But it's obvious that this is not enough, and Harden believes that he should take on greater responsibilities.

Seeing his elder brother working so hard, and seeing him dragging a busload of girls to the nightclub the night before, Ha Jishi felt a little guilty.

It’s time for this simple and boring life to come to an end.

He told himself in his heart: Burn it up, Deng Deng!

"Brother."

"What's up, third brother?"

"Second brother gave you the drink today, but I don't think you should drink it."

"Hey, I don't blame the second brother. He also wants me to last longer. Although your second brother is a Sabi, he's not bad. He also feels sorry for me."

Ergui:? ? ?

"Those reporters, are they bullying you again?"

"Hey, don't mention it, I'm used to it."

"It's okay, brother, being behind 0-1 is nothing. In the regular season, we can draw 2-2 with the Trail Blazers. In the playoffs, we will definitely be able to equalize the score.

I will perform better in the next game.

Brother, I believe that the three of us will definitely become famous!

Three men and one dog, I have the world! "

Wayne happily drove home and turned on the car radio.

Portland radio stations are basically talking about this battle for focus.

Most of the content was mocking Du Xiaoshuai, but there was one section that particularly concerned Wayne.

"By the way, despite experiencing a disastrous defeat, the Thunder's best sixth man James Harden is very confident.

Today, in an interview in the locker room, Harden said that they will not give up easily.

They will not let what happened today happen again.

It can be seen that the morale of our best sixth man is very high, and he becomes more courageous with every setback.

I don’t know if it was the dunk Ibaka assisted him that boosted his confidence, hahahaha! "

In the show, the host still had a teasing attitude towards Harden.

After all, how can a small best sixth man change the game?

Wayne thought so at first, thinking that Harden was just saying nice things.

But suddenly, Wayne remembered something about the 12-year Western Conference Finals in original history.

In the 12-year Western Conference finals in original history, the veteran Spurs led the Thunder 2-0 from the start. It seemed that the young Thunder would stop there.

Who would have known that the referee would stand up at this time!

Well, it’s not just the referees actually.

The Thunder were able to win four consecutive games and counterattack the Spurs to advance to the finals. In addition to the godfather whistle, it was also because Harden played the masterpiece of his early career.

Without him, there would be no Thunder counterattack.

Harden: I don’t even bother to take action until the last moment.

Thinking of this, combined with Harden's words just now, Wayne couldn't help but feel worried.

Now, the Thunder are forced into a desperate situation and seem to have no chance of winning.

Damn it.

The bearded golfer's highlight moment will not be forced out early in the Western Conference semifinals, right?

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