I am Really an Insider

Wayne's wave of attacks made it difficult for the Thunder to resist.

I really can't prevent Wayne's breakthrough.

And Tucker's offensive rebounds humiliated the Thunder's inside line.

After Wayne scored with a hook, the Thunder tried to counterattack again.

Seeing his eldest brother's serious expression, Westbrook thought that he must be angry.

So, without thinking, he passed the basketball to Durant again.

When Durant caught the basketball, he felt extremely uncomfortable.

Damn it, you passed the ball to me because you gave me that crap before!

Forget it is bitter and astringent.

The key now

I can't turn off the faucet tightly!

Seeing Du Xiaoshuai's livid face, Wayne couldn't help but become serious.

There's something wrong with Durant's expression, he feels full of murderous intent!

This round, you must deal with it well!

Du Xiaoshuai: Brother Wei, you misunderstood, you really misunderstood

Durant suppressed the urge to urinate and prepared to fight this attack.

He thought about holding on until he was substituted before going to the toilet.

Du Xiaoshuai then raised his focus and prepared to accelerate the breakthrough.

However, his first move was once again guessed by Wayne.

Although there was no Crab Walk Badge effect this time, the fierce confrontation still made Du Xiaoshuai almost ejaculate from the tank.

"F*ck!" Du Xiaoshuai was really convinced. He couldn't help but think of Bowen who was raped by Wayne.

It is actually rare for NBA players to urinate urgently during games.

After all, under normal circumstances, they will control their water intake before the game.

And because you are more focused and sweat more when playing games, you generally don’t feel the need to urinate.

Therefore, it was the first time for Du Xiaoshuai to encounter such a situation, and he couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

He suppressed the urge to urinate, thinking that he couldn't fight anymore, he couldn't fight anymore!

So, after being stopped by Wayne, Du Xiaoshuai used a beautiful fadeaway jumper from outside the three-point line.

Be prepared to score points in a non-confrontational manner.

Seeing how graceful his eldest brother's fadeaway jumper was, Shao Gui sincerely admired him.

As expected of a big brother, he still dares to fight against a big devil like Wayne!

What does it mean to be an international superstar? Look at this tactical retreat!

In Turtlesbrook's admiring eyes, Du Xiaoshuai successfully shot a fadeaway three-pointer.

The arc of the basketball is very high, and it looks like it's going to go ballistically.

The players on the Thunder bench had their arms raised, ready to celebrate the goal.

Unexpectedly, after the basketball flew into the air, it suddenly started to fall like a mortar that failed to launch.

In the end, the basketball didn't even touch the net and fell directly out of bounds.

Three no-sticks!

"Ah this!" Turtle Brook was dumbfounded. Good guy, my brother's shooting skills are getting closer and closer to mine now.

The tactical retreat just now looked so sexy, but this is the result?

This is a rhythm that does not matter whether the basketball is scored or not, as long as the posture is handsome or not.

This sudden non-contact was quite embarrassing.

Because Du Xiaoshuai's shot was thrown in a very high arc, the possibility of being blocked by Wayne can be ruled out.

Since it was not blocked, given Du Xiaoshuai's level as the leading scorer, this shot was a bit outrageous.

Isn't that outrageous?

Anyone who has ever held back his urine knows that once you encounter such a major event in life, it will be difficult to concentrate on anything you do.

Moreover, it is difficult to exert strength on the body.

Therefore, Du Xiaoshuai's shot just now had no crosshairs at all.

Wayne probably only gave Du Xiaoshuai about 20% of the interference just now, but Du Xiaoshuai gave himself 80% of the interference!

Seeing the basketball embarrassingly fly out of the baseline and realizing that the fans and players in the audience were staring at him, Du Xiaoshuai swallowed, then raised his right arm and shook it.

"Hey, why is this arm sore? This arm must be an old injury that has recurred."

Now I have to rely on my acting skills to get through!

"Uh, Durant didn't know what was wrong with his arm just now." The on-site commentator made a random analysis, and Du Xiaoshuai escaped.

It's better to say "don't touch" due to discomfort in the arm than to spread the word "not touch" due to urgent need to pee.

Du Xiaoshuai looked at Brooks pitifully, thinking that Brooks could understand him.

As long as I can be replaced, my life, Du Xiaoshuai, will be complete.

Coach, I really don’t want to play basketball!

However, as a chicken soup maker, Brooks doesn't understand this kind of Sharingan thing.

He just nodded firmly and gave Du Xiaoshuai a thumbs up.

As a chicken soup type coach, he knows very well that at this time, he must encourage the confused star.

Let him know, coach, I still trust you!

Just feel free to take the plunge, you can do it!

If you can't do it, you have to do it, because I don't have any other options as a coach.

Du Xiaoshuai:? ? ?

What the hell is that firm nod of yours?

I really need to pee!

You should be replaced!

Du Xiaoshuai was going to go up and whisper to Brooks in person, but he had no chance at all, because the Trail Blazers quickly pressed forward again.

There is no way, Durant can't just give up defense and run away.

So, I bit the bullet and continued to hold it in.

Wayne continued to break through with the ball, which really didn't give the Thunder a chance to breathe.

In the playoffs, as the saying goes, seize a weakness and beat you until you die.

But Wei Ge is not completely invincible. This time, Ibaka did not allow Wayne to break through successfully, and Wayne made a mid-range jumper.

Perkins quickly blocked Tucker and protected the defensive rebound.

Seeing this, Brooks whistled loudly on the sidelines, signaling everyone to rush!

Du Xiaoshuai: You are bragging! Can you calm down for a while?

After Turtlesbrook received Perkins' pass, he took the lead and charged forward.

Seeing Agui charging so fiercely, Du Xiaoshuai let out a big sigh of relief.

Finally, this time the offense no longer had to be done personally.

Okay, okay, come on, little Durant, you can do it! Don't let go, I'll take you to relief right now!

Durant had already thought about it. After Agui made a layup, he ran to the sidelines and told Brooks that he had to go to the bathroom.

So in this offense, Durant just ceremonially walked to the three-point line and waited.

After Gui Shao broke into the penalty area, he attracted three Blazers players, including Wayne, to shrink.

According to Mr. Turtle's usual personality, this ball must have gone straight up.

This is what he originally planned to do.

Thinking of Wei Ge's terrifying chase, Mr. Turtle immediately changed his mind.

As a high-quality point guard, you have to rely on your brain to play!

How could a person as smart as me act recklessly? I'm a serious point guard!

Turtlesbrook is the most reasonable place for me to play~

Then, Westbrook, who was clearly able to attack the frame, suddenly passed the ball back.

Don't tell me that this pass was really accurate. It immediately found Durant who was let go by Wayne.

Although this ball was suspected of being a hard pass, it was really a beautiful breakthrough point by accident.

But Durant wasn't focused. He was thinking about solving major life problems later.

When I, Du Xiaoshuai, feel relaxed, why don't I beat you, Thief Wei?

Just as he was thinking about it, a basketball suddenly flew towards him.

Because he was not focused enough, Durant reacted too slowly and did not reach out to pick it up in time.

Just like that, the basketball flew out of bounds past Durant's fingertips and passed into Brooks' arms.

Mr. Turtle:? ? ?

If you're not a good brother, you can't even catch the ball?

Are you just pretending to be me?

"The Thunder made a mistake. This was a good opportunity for them to break the scoring drought. Oops, Westbrook's pass was unreasonable. He could have passed it himself, so why pass it again?"

Director Zhang shook his head. At this time, many commentators from the beautiful country also blamed Ah**.

Agui was once again sentenced to full responsibility for no apparent reason.

But in fact, this mistake can only be regarded as equally responsible at best.

Agui's pass was a bit forced, but Du Xiaoshuai's slowness was also his fault.

But what can be done?

Just memorize this pot!

Durant looked at Mr. Turtle, his expression even more bitter than when he drank the wolfberry water just now.

Damn, you usually don't pass the ball when I ask you to. Today, there are no conditions to pass the ball. Instead, you have to pass even if you create conditions.

But Durant can't control that much anymore, he really can't do it anymore!

It feels like it’s almost dripping out!

He ignored Mr. Turtle, walked straight to Brooks, and whispered in Brooks's ear.

"Coach, I have to go for a while."

But because the scene was so noisy, Brooks couldn't hear what Adu was saying.

"Huh? Please speak louder, I can't hear you!"

"My name is Du Guanxi! Oh no, I have to go for convenience!"

Brooks understood instantly, no wonder Du Xiaoshuai was having a hard time playing. It turned out to be because of this.

"Go, go, go, eh, wait, it's the Blazers' offensive round now, and I can't call a timeout!"

While Brooks and Durant were chatting, the Trail Blazers attacked again.

Durant's expression was extremely painful, but

Brooks actually pushed Du Xiaoshuai back and asked him to defend immediately!

"Go and defend quickly. I'll call a timeout as soon as this round is over. Come on!"

Du Xiaoshuai looked at Brooks and his eyes widened.

Damn it.

You are so cruel!

Coach, be a human being!

Just as Du Xiaoshuai was pushed up, Wayne also rushed up with the ball.

Wayne didn't hesitate and bumped past Durant, causing a sudden incident!

Durant was hit like this, and he suddenly felt that little Durant's mouth was loosened.

Although he quickly suppressed it, a small black spot of honey still appeared on Du Xiaoshuai's shorts.

Well, luckily the Thunder are wearing a blue away jersey today.

Otherwise, this would not be a black spot, but a yellow spot!

Wayne broke through Durant and dunked successfully, and the score was rewritten to 8-0.

Brooks quickly called a timeout, and Du Xiaoshuai heard the whistle as if he heard the sound of nature.

I saw him getting up immediately and running towards the players' tunnel like crazy.

At this point, his speed is comparable to that of Usain Bolt.

Because the Thunder's bench happened to be on that side of the tunnel, so when he saw his eldest brother running towards him, Harden wanted to go up and give him a high-five, and then give him some encouragement.

"Oh no, don't come over here!" Durant was so anxious that he almost cried on the spot when he saw Harden coming up to give him a high-five.

When Du Xiaoshuai rushed in front of Harden, he suddenly changed direction and passed by Harden.

Good guy, Du Xiaoshuai can't even do this in competition.

Sure enough, if you don’t push yourself into a corner, you don’t know how strong you can be!

Harden's hand hung in the air, frozen awkwardly.

One of the most embarrassing things you can do is to high-five your teammates and be ignored.

Harden stood there, not knowing what expression to use in response.

Then, just pretend not to care.

However, in fact, at this time, no one cared about Harden, who was ignored in the high-five.

Because everyone's attention was attracted by Durant who ran into the player tunnel.

Wayne watched Du Xiaoshuai rush into the player tunnel with little question marks on his face.

Combined with Du Xiaoshuai's expression and performance just now, Wayne understood immediately!

He quickly looked at his hands to see if there was anything strange on them.

Wayne just doesn't understand, why do you always encounter such weird things?

Can you be more disciplined like me?

Young Master Turtle looked at his elder brother's running back and was quite speechless.

What did you do before the game started?

As the eldest brother, you are not very good at taking the lead!

Durant: Haha, it’s not because you gave me that crap!

Durant ran all the way to the toilet, and the burden on his body burst out instantly.

At that moment, Du Xiaoshuai felt that his life was complete.

After solving the problem, Du Xiaoshuai, who was looking relaxed, changed into a pair of shorts and was ready to play again!

Fortunately, only one drop was leaked, otherwise it would have been a social death.

Now, I, Du Xiaoshuai, will definitely perform the drama of the return of the king!

Wei thief, suffer death!

As a result, when Du Xiaoshuai rushed back to the court in a hurry, he found that the Thunder had already fallen behind by 15 points in the first quarter!

He was confused. What happened during my absence?

In fact, before Du Xiaoshuai left, the Thunder were almost 10 points behind.

Being 15 points behind now is actually normal.

Because Durant is away, the Thunder's offensive firepower is greatly reduced.

Although there are still two heroes, Gui Shao and Ha Jishi, their current ability to attack difficult situations cannot be compared with Du Xiaoshuai's.

Therefore, although it only took a while to urinate, the Trail Blazers still seized the opportunity and opened the point difference to 15 points in one breath.

Du Xiaoshuai is so angry. If it weren't for this accident that happened to me, how could the game have ended like this!

When Brooks saw Durant back, it was like seeing his biological father.

Xiaoshuai, hurry up and show off your magical powers!

If you don't come, I won't be able to direct this game!

Du Xiaoshuai suddenly felt a sense of mission coming over him. He believed that after being relaxed, he would be able to lead the team to turn the tide and reach the peak of his life.

But I don’t know why, but the people around me, from fans to opponents to teammates, don’t look at me right!

Trail Blazers fans couldn't help but laugh when they saw themselves, while their teammates averted their eyes when they saw themselves.

Wayne and the others looked at themselves with joking smiles on their faces.

Du Xiaoshuai couldn't help but touch his face. Is there nothing on my face? Still as exquisite as ever.

So what are you looking at?

In the tenth minute of the first quarter, Durant was replaced on the court. He can't control that much for the time being. It's important to narrow the point difference first.

When Wayne saw Du Xiaoshuai coming, he waved his hand to Carlisle, indicating not to replace him yet.

Wayne waited for this opportunity to tease Du Xiaoshuai, but he waited for a long time!

So, Wayne walked towards Du Xiaoshuai with a smile and stood beside him.

"Have you changed into new shorts?"

Du Xiaoshuai suddenly turned his head to look at Wayne, how did this guy find out my secret?

"I...I don't understand what you are talking about at all."

"Oh, stop pretending. When you just went to the toilet, the big screen captured the wet spots on your pants.

Haven't you noticed that everyone is looking down on you now?

Xiaoshuai, I really didn’t expect your perseverance to be so amazing. If it were me, the floodgates would have been opened long ago. "

"What did you say!? Big screen on the scene!?" Du Xiaoshuai's mentality collapsed. What on earth happened when I was away!

In fact, it was nothing, except that all major TV stations carefully analyzed the reasons why Durant suddenly ran towards the player tunnel.

After all, if you rush to the players tunnel so abnormally, everyone will definitely be curious.

Thanks to the NBA's advanced broadcast technology, through playback and amplification, people saw the black spots of honey on his pants and discovered that Du Xiaoshuai must have leaked oil, so he ran away at the moment of the timeout.

Well, although this accident was not as tragic as Bowen's, it was not a social death, it was just a joke at best.

but.

Du Xiaoshuai still felt that he had suffered a great shame and humiliation!

Wouldn’t this ruin my tall and mighty superstar image? ?

Should I say it or not, Du Xiaoshuai just lacks some experience in this regard.

If he had followed Pierce's example and pretended to be injured and was pushed out of the wheelchair, there wouldn't have been so much trouble.

You ran so fast just now, and no one would believe you if you said you were injured and went back for treatment.

When it comes to going to the toilet, ginger is still old and hot, and your second master is still your second master.

If Mr. Pi hadn't admitted after he retired that he had faked his injury to deal with major life events, no one would have discovered it. It can be said that he did it perfectly.

So, as a superstar, even if there is an oil leak, he will remain calm in the face of danger~

Du Xiaoshuai's face turned red. He now understood why everyone looked at him so strangely just now.

But soon, he regained his composure.

Because if this game can be reversed and won in the end, then this matter will no longer be a joke, but will become a feat!

"Du Xiaoshuai closed the gate in time and the hero returned to save the team."

Look, doesn’t this intention instantly make you taller?

Therefore, Du Xiaoshuai stopped thinking about the embarrassing time just now and focused on it.

Only winning can help him regain his image as a tall and powerful superstar!

However, things were not as simple as Du Xiaoshuai imagined.

At first, he thought he couldn't beat Wayne because he was too impatient.

But in the last two minutes of the first quarter, Du Xiaoshuai only made 1 of 3 shots from Wayne.

Was Wayne's attribute added for nothing?

When I first added attributes, it was to deal with Du Xiaoshuai, Pao'er, Howard and Mousse.

Now it's easy to deal with it.

After the first quarter, the Trail Blazers still led by 18 points.

Well, leading by 18 points in a single quarter, the Trail Blazers showed their crushing strength!

37 to 19, because the Thunder did not have Du Xiaoshuai's scoring support in the first eight minutes, they did not even score 20 points in the first quarter.

On the defensive end, because the Thunder could not prevent Wayne's breakthrough, they were slaughtered by nearly 40 points in a single quarter.

The joke's face was burning with pain, this series shouldn't be like this!

What if they were said to be evenly matched?

What about the fierce confrontation that was promised?

Damn, this is purely Wayne's personal performance today!

After the start of the second quarter, Brooks directly threw all three players on the court.

No matter how many there are, there is strength in numbers.

The Thunder's offense has indeed begun to improve, but it is only an improvement.

Once the hole is dug, it will not be so easy to fill it up.

What's more, the Thunder dug a big hole for themselves right from the start of the first quarter.

There is really no difficulty, even if it is more difficult to create.

Although the offense improved, the Thunder still could not solve the problem on the defensive end, so they were unable to catch up with the score.

After half the game, they were still 15 points behind.

Halfway through the third quarter, Durant hit a three-pointer from outside the three-point line against Wayne's shot, narrowing the point difference to only 10 points!

As long as one more goal is scored, the Thunder can reduce the point difference to single digits.

Regardless of whether it's inside or outside, it's actually only two points, but falling behind by double digits and falling behind by single digits have completely different psychological effects on the players.

If the point difference can be narrowed, the Thunder will definitely work hard to reverse the situation.

Therefore, this offense of the Trail Blazers is crucial.

Wayne must ensure that this offense can be successful, and the Thunder must not be allowed to close the point difference under any circumstances.

However, the Thunder's defense in this round was like a mad dog.

Ibaka directly grabbed Wayne's jersey, and the referee acquiesced to this behavior.

In addition, Turtle is also unkind to Curry's defense.

Wayne broke through for a layup, but missed due to Ibaka's rough defense.

Ibaka almost knocked Wayne to the ground, which was definitely a foul in the regular season.

But today, this kind of action is allowed.

Wayne is not complaining, because so far, the referee's penalty standards have been consistent.

In this case, the scale should be larger.

Only when you are older can you feel like playing in the playoffs!

After getting up, Wayne was about to return to defense, but saw Tucker rush in and grab the offensive rebound!

After pushing his big butt back to separate Perkins, he took down the rebound despite his huge height disadvantage.

Once again, the fat-assed handsome boy comes into his own!

After grabbing the rebound, he wanted to attack twice immediately, but how could Perkins coddle Tucker so much.

After all, Tucker's height was a flaw in his mother's womb. Perkins behind him raised his hand and pushed down Tucker who was jumping for a layup, and the basketball was blocked.

But after the basketball fell to the ground, it was picked up by Tucker who was active.

He picked up the basketball and made another layup!

The players on the Trail Blazers bench raised their hands, it's time to go in!

However, under the combined efforts of Perkins and Ibaka, Tucker missed his layup again.

The basketball popped out of the frame, and Du Xiaoshuai thought that he could narrow the score now!

Give me the ball quickly, I want to fight back!

but.

Ibaka ignored Wayne because he was helping to defend Tucker.

Wayne jumped high and grabbed the offensive rebound again!

The Trail Blazers already had three offensive rebounds in this round.

Wayne did not show off, but passed the ball to Teacher Tony, who was temporarily released by Durant.

Although Teacher Tony was not accurate in three-pointers, but now that the inside was so crowded and there was a wide open space, he was forced to shoot a three-pointer.

It’s not like Mr. Tony has never scored a three-pointer. Seeing that this was a pure open space, the players on the Trail Blazers bench also raised their arms again.

Then

"boom!"

No matter how tough basketball is!

Because Tony's shot was so powerful, the ball bounced very far after hitting the basket.

Teacher Tony rushed forward and grabbed the offensive rebound himself.

the fourth!

Du Xiaoshuai: Damn it, I just want to make a fast break so difficult! ?

Tony passed the ball to Wayne, who caught the ball and threw it directly from close range.

Seeing that it was Wei Ge who made the move, the Trail Blazers players raised their arms again to celebrate.

It’s time for Brother Wei to take action!

But Ibaka was almost lying on Wayne, so Wayne's throw was a little hasty, and finally hit the neck of the rim and popped up again!

Wayne immediately took off for the second time and flew the basketball to the three-point line before Ibaka. Curry immediately shot after receiving the basketball and hit a three-pointer!

After grabbing their fifth offensive rebound in a row, the Trail Blazers finally ended the attack!

Elementary school student: Sure enough, I still have to take action! I can dunk and shoot, I am indeed Portland Carter!

Carter: Shut up!

The players on the Trail Blazers bench were speechless. They raised their hands hundreds of times before I scored!

My hands are sore!

Basketball: Blame me?

The camera also showed Tony, Tucker and Wayne who contributed a total of five offensive rebounds in one round.

These three immortals, you can say they are strong, they cannot score a single goal.

You could say they are weak, but they grabbed so many rebounds.

Although the process was a bit tortuous, Curry's three-pointer still successfully allowed the Trail Blazers to stabilize the situation.

With a 13-point difference, the Thunder returned to the front of liberation with one goal!

Brooks was furious. The Blazers shouldn't have scored this goal. What the hell did the opponent grab five offensive rebounds in a row? ?

And what about the Thunder players?

It's a bit demoralizing now.

It all shows that it is the most demoralizing thing to allow the opponent to grab an offensive rebound and score a goal even though he is guarding the opponent.

In this round, the Thunder was hit five times in a row.

They have worked so hard for so long, but the point difference still hasn't narrowed.

I am definitely feeling a little helpless and a little discouraged.

Du Xiaoshuai thought that he would be able to carry everyone after he was relaxed, but in the end, the situation did not change at all.

Facts have proved that Du Xiaoshuai could not turn off the faucet tightly at first, and he only accelerated the speed of the Thunder digging holes.

But there is no way to reverse the process of digging holes.

Wayne saw that the Thunder team was a little downcast, so he clapped his hands vigorously.

"Come on, try to take away the game in one wave!"

After Wayne shouted loudly, he straightened up and lifted his trousers.

Tough guy crab walk, start!

If he steals Durant again at this time, wouldn't it be murderous?

There was bound to be a massacre in the Rose Garden tonight.

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