I am Vardy

Well, Vardy feels that he should reposition the roles of Lu Fat and the president, so as to adjust his missionary plan. At least now the performance of the two is quite different from his imagination.

The game is over, Manchester United beat their opponents by three goals. With such a score, a trip to Hungary may be a vacation.

The game itself is not worthy of attention, but the interaction of the Three Musketeers on the bench unexpectedly became popular.

It is still the experienced broadcast director who can accurately find the hot spots inside and outside the stadium every time, and this time, the broadcast screen captures all the interactions of their triangular CP.

"Vardy is a very extreme person. There are some complicated things he is good at, such as binding, and some simple things he is like an idiot, such as tying shoelaces and twisting water bottles!"

"This douchebag is quite pitiful, he can't even unscrew the water bottle, and he needs help from others!"

"Why did Ronaldinho ignore it after reading it with a look of contempt? Shouldn't he unscrew it for Vardy?"

"Rooney is still considerate, he reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, but I think looking for a boyfriend is still looking for someone like Ronaldo, because he is more handsome!"

"Well, this is an era where everything depends on appearance!"

"Three people fell in love and killed each other, so I just want to know who is the third party!"

"Obviously Vardy, he came later! Rooney and Ronaldo have been together for a long time, okay?"

After laughing, everyone's attention has returned to the league, and the new season of the Premier League has officially kicked off.

Manchester United will challenge last season's runner-up Everton in an away game in the first round. This is definitely a focused conversation.

Many people want to see what kind of performance Vardy will show when he meets Everton after returning to Manchester United from Everton;

And Manchester United was overwhelmed by Everton last season. Will they continue to be embarrassed by the dark horse this season?

However, the probability of this is obviously very small. Many people think that the fundamental reason why Everton was able to suppress Manchester United last season was Vardy. Now that Vardy has returned to Manchester United, Everton has no confidence to challenge Manchester United. .

Because the distance between Manchester and Liverpool is very close, Manchester United will not start one day in advance, as long as the game starts at noon.

But Vardy came to Liverpool a day earlier,

On the one hand, he wanted to get together with Casli Osman and the others, and on the other hand, he missed Anne a little bit!

However, he was not able to meet a few good friends. Moyes gave a death order and must rest at home tonight and cannot go out, otherwise he will bear the consequences.

So Vardy could only go back to his former small home and sleep with Annie in his arms for the night.

If it weren't for fear of weak legs in tomorrow's game, Vardy would definitely not let Annie go.

Vardy noticed that the way Grace looked at her was a bit weird, which made it difficult to figure out. I wonder if it was because no one was peeping at the two of them playing lesbian, and she was a little uncomfortable.

When he came to the stadium the next day, Vardy didn't dare to go to the home team's locker room to say hello to his former teammates. He was afraid that he would die in it!

These bastards have never been serious in their actions. Even if they don't die, they will be disabled for life, it's not wrong!

When the players from both sides lined up in the player channel to play, Vardy stepped forward and hugged his former teammates one by one.

"I think you will like the welcome ceremony we prepared for you!" When hugging Carsley, the guy whispered in Vardy's ear.

In an instant, Vardy felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and a bad premonition enveloped his heart.

How do these bastards want to torture themselves?

The welcome ceremony will definitely not be an ordinary welcome ceremony, Vardy has no doubts about this!

Walking out of the player tunnel nervously, the cheers in the stands suddenly sounded. Looking at this familiar scene, the memories of the past flooded into my heart, which made Vardy have mixed feelings.

He really didn't expect that the first game after leaving would be to return to Goodison Park. There is no way to describe this complicated feeling.

Fans are still chanting their names, and there are banners saying "Welcome Home!", but everyone knows that the past days will never come back.

Rooney looked at Vardy with some jealousy. When he returns to this stadium, he will definitely be called Judas, but Vardy can be treated like a hero. This gap is really big.

Vardy has been thinking about what kind of welcome ceremony these guys will prepare for him, so he is a little absent-minded.

Until the warm-up began, the Everton players roared and rushed towards Vardy collectively. The menacing appearance made Vardy's liver tremble.

If you don't run now, when will you wait?

Valdis let go of his feet and turned on the running mode.

But the problem is that there are chasing soldiers behind the cliff in front of him, even if Vardy has eight legs, he probably won't be able to escape their siege and interception.

In the end, Vardy was executed and was caught by the Everton players!

"Everyone, if we have something to say, we can talk about it, don't you say to prepare a welcome ceremony for me?" In the situation of the enemy and us being very different, Vardy began to beg for mercy!

A few people laughed, giving people a sinister feeling, which made Valdy's hair stand on end.

"That's right, this is our well-prepared welcome ceremony!"

Seeing Vardy who was arrested like a prisoner, the Manchester United players were stunned.

"Why did they treat Vardy like this, should we rescue him?"

"No, they are obviously playing. I heard that they have a good relationship. What are they called Everton skinheads? Vardy is still the leader!"

"Oh, that's it, but Vardy is really popular!"

But after a few minutes, they didn't feel that Vardy was popular.

The Everton players dragged Vardy all the way to the home team's bench. A few people exerted force and pressed him firmly on the seat. Then, under Vardy's horrified eyes, Osman took out a shoe with a smile bring.

"Remember how you tied me up here? I'm going to take revenge today!"

After finishing speaking, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Vardy was tied up!

At this moment, Vardy really wanted to cry, he was paying for the sins he had done!

But you can tie it up, why did you tie me up in such a shameful position?

Vardy really broke down!

When everything was cleared up, someone took out the camera, and everyone took photos with Vardy who was tied up one by one, treating Vardy as a living background emperor, spoofing various shameful poses.

The fans in the stands were about to explode, it was so exciting and so much fun!

"Hey, there seems to be something missing!" Carsley rubbed his chin, thinking.

"Ah, I know, this is missing!"

So under Valdison's unrequited eyes, Carsley took out a pair of socks