I am Vardy

Vardy was really desperate. He never thought that the welcome ceremony given to him by his former teammates would be like this.

This is clearly what he did to his teammates before, and now the teammates have returned it to him!

Fortunately, Carsley has a conscience, and the socks are new. If he stuffs his stinky socks into Vardy's mouth, Vardy will definitely collapse!

Of course, now he has actually collapsed.

The TV broadcast has not yet started, so the fans in front of the TV did not see this happy scene, but the tens of thousands of players at Goodison Park Stadium saw it clearly.

The burst of laughter turned the entire Goodison Park stadium into a sea of ​​joy, and reminded them of the scenes of joy last season.

"We really don't need to save Vardy, why do I think his life is in danger!" Rooney said a little worried.

But why is Ronaldo next to him silent?

When Rooney turned his head, he was almost mad at Ronaldo.

The president actually looked at it seriously, and he was still muttering, "This binding method is very coquettish, I have to learn it, these socks are also the finishing touch, so exciting!"

Kneel down!

Rooney is deeply ashamed to have such a teammate!

However, what Ronaldo muttered seems very reasonable. I am afraid that this binding technique will not work out without a few years of immersion. I really should learn more!

Then Rooney also joined the queue of the observation group, concentrating on

On Everton's bench, the ex-teammates had finally finished their addiction. Vardy was finally freed from the shameful posture, feeling as if he had been soaked in a pig cage and peeled off a layer of skin.

Fortunately, after a season of funny comparisons, I have thicker skin, and I don't feel too embarrassed. If it was in the past, I would have wished to find a crack in the ground.

What makes Vardy desperate is that this is not over yet, the welcome ceremony is far from over

The teammates held Vardy tightly, and Cahill, who had disappeared just now, roared excitedly and rushed over, and what he was holding in his hand was the head of Everton's mascot, the elephant.

Vardy is in despair,

I already know what Cahill is going to do!

Sure enough, amidst everyone's laughter, Cahill pointed his elephant's trunk at Vardy's mouth and started the pumping session

Vardy wanted to cry, but he was pressed so hard that he didn't even have a hand to wipe his tears.

This is committing a crime!

He once blasted Cahill with an elephant nose, and now, he has returned.

After suffering a series of inhumane ravages, Vardy climbed to Manchester United's side with his last breath. The tragedy made Manchester United players feel lingering fear.

Everton was brutal.

At this moment, except for Keane, every player feels that he should be more careful on the court.

Maybe the Everton thugs will come up with such a trick for themselves at some point, just thinking about it will make you drunk, life is worse than death!

"Is there anyone to help me get revenge?" Vardy said weakly.

The Manchester United teammates who were watching with great interest just now disappeared in an instant, and a gust of wind blew past, Vardy felt extremely bleak.

These inhumane guys!

The fans in the stands were already overjoyed. They thought that if Vardy left, they would never see those hilarious funny stories again, but they didn’t expect that the Everton players actually regarded Vardy as a joke today. Object, you completed the anti-kill excellently, really happy!

"It's actually quite good to use such a welcome method. Don't look at Vardy's miserable appearance, but he must be very pleased in his heart!"

"I just want to know how Vardy felt when he was blown out!"

"Manchester United players are actually watching the fun there. It seems that Vardy is not popular at Manchester United. Let's go back to Everton!"

"For the sake of happiness, I decided to watch Manchester United's games in the future. I think Vardy will definitely be able to bring the funny comparison to a new level in Manchester United!"

"Invisible funny is the deadliest, and now Vardy is basically alike!"

Finally enough trouble, the game finally officially started.

Standing in front of the ball, Vardy's spirit was in a trance for a moment at that moment, as if he was also wearing a blue jersey, standing opposite, and fighting side by side with his former teammates.

Well, days like this are unlikely to happen again!

Gently dialing the ball to Ruud van Nistelrooy, Vardy's pupils shrank suddenly, he suddenly started, and rushed towards Everton's position, he wanted to say goodbye to the past!

After a summer, Everton lost Vardy, the top scorer, but did not reinforce the lineup, and the strength inevitably declined. Vardy knew that it would be difficult for Everton to make a difference in the league or the Champions League this season.

Fortunately, Everton's defense is still there, which is the foundation of their foothold in the Premier League.

From the first minute of the game, it was under the control of Manchester United. The anti-customer-oriented Red Devils completely suppressed Everton in their own half. Without Vardy's sharp counterattack point, it was difficult for Everton to counterattack. come out.

However, Manchester United will have nothing to do with Everton for a while. After several injuries, Ruud van Nistelrooy's state has inevitably declined. The deterrence of the king of the small penalty area has also dropped significantly. Just now, Giggs wasted a point. Excellent cross.

Vardy did not wander around the crowded places in the penalty area, but ran to the periphery. He knew very well where he was the most threatening now.

However, the former Everton teammates also knew this. Not only did Osman follow Vardy inseparably, but Cahill also appeared beside him to harass him from time to time. In addition, Carsley was always on call to let Vardy catch the ball. Very difficult.

And what's more terrible is that maybe they are still good friends off the court, but on the court, there is no need to talk about friendship. In order to prevent Vardy, Osman simply does everything he can.

"Get your hands off!"

"Don't pinch me!"

"Don't blame me for turning my face!"

"Your uncle, don't touch my ass!"

Vardy growled at Osman next to him from time to time, and he had nothing to do with this bastard.

The bastard wanted to lie on Vardy's body and lock him up completely so that he couldn't even move.

The most important thing is that this guy's evil hands make Vardy very ashamed.

Can you stop being so ambiguous in public!

Well, Vardy should be thankful that Osman, not Carsley, is the one who defends him full-time. If it was Carsley, I'm afraid I'm already paralyzed now!

Taking the ball with his back again, Osman clings to him, doing strange things to his ass with great interest, which really makes Vardy can't stand it anymore!

Taking a deep breath, the crotch moved forward to the point where it could no longer move forward, and then suddenly arched back violently, the buttocks were like the head of a truck, and directly hit Osman.