I am Vardy

In the first half, neither Manchester United nor Villarreal could do anything to the other, and entered the locker room with a score of 0:0.

Substitute players like Vardy stay on the sidelines to warm up, maybe they will be able to come off the bench in the second half!

"We bet which of the two of us will come off the bench first in the second half. How about a treat for the loser?" Running side by side with Vardy, Rooney suddenly said.

Vardy, like Rooney, shook his head firmly: "Don't gamble, your gamble is not good!"

This sentence seemed to have stepped on Rooney's sore foot, Xiaopang immediately jumped up excitedly!

"Who's gambling is not good! I went to the gambling table when I was 14 years old. I don't know how much I lost. When did I default?"

This time Vardy's eyes were even more contemptuous.

"It's worth showing off if you lose all the time? By the way, who slipped away before fulfilling the bet last time?"

Rooney's face was livid, obviously Vardy poked his sore spot again.

"Forget it, we have no common language with you!" Waving his hand, Rooney ran away alone, otherwise Rooney would be too embarrassed to bring up the previous bet, no matter how thick-skinned he was.

When the starting players walked out of the field again, Vardy and Rooney clearly felt that Ronaldo was looking at them with pride.

Vardy sighed, young people, always so young and energetic, is this more meaningful?

Although you started the game, but the game was so stalemate, are you ashamed to be proud?

Let's wait for the great Vardy to come out and save the world!

Perhaps Ferguson heard his call and called Vardy and Rooney to his side.

Obviously, this is the signal for a substitution. Whether it is the fans of the Love Song Stadium or the fans of Huang Qian who watched the broadcast, there is a bad feeling in their hearts.

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Saha were replaced at the same time. When the two walked off the court, their faces were not very good. They were replaced after they failed to show a good performance in the first game. Obviously, they lost their face.

After Vardy and Rooney played, together with Ronaldo, they became three strikers. Ferguson did not intend to continue to entangle with his opponents. He used the speed and impact of the frontcourt trio to take away the victory in one wave and finish the job!

Looking at Manchester United's actions,

Pei Gong also made a move immediately, calling out a midfielder from the bench, and giving instructions face to face. Obviously, he will take Pei Gong's instructions on the field and convey them to the generals on the field.

Vardy just walked into the stadium. Although he was ready to do a big job, he suddenly remembered that his task had not been completed.

Never leave such worries behind!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Vardy once again slipped to Pei Gong like a thief, and raised his ears to make a serious eavesdropping.

There was a lot of booing in the stands. They were either very angry about Vardy's mischievous behavior, or they just wanted to boo him.

Pei Gong and Huang Qian knew that Vardy didn't understand anything at all, so they simply ignored him-if you want to listen, just listen!

Although Vardy knew that he had completed the task, but seeing the other party's attitude of completely treating himself as air, Vardy felt that he should continue to act.

So Vardy added a nod...

While listening, he made a comprehensible expression and nodded from time to time, as if he understood everything.

After hearing it, Vardy simply gave Pei Gong a thumbs up behind his back!

Well, that's great, what you said is really good, I'll give you a thumbs up! ——Although I didn't understand anything!

Pei Gong hasn't noticed it yet, but a few substitute players have discovered it, and feel something is wrong.

Doesn't Vardy understand Spanish? Why does he look fascinated by it? Does he understand it?

Hurry up and push Vardy away, and you must not let him listen anymore, otherwise there is no tactical secrecy at all.

Even if he doesn't understand, you can't let him continue like this, this guy is just teasing them!

Peigong realized it later, and was so angry that his nose was about to crooked, so he went directly to the referee to complain.

But Vardy still has that innocent expression, even when facing the referee.

"I can't understand what they are saying, why don't I drink water? I give the thumbs up, just saying that the water is delicious!"

Vardy's explanation left the referee speechless. Although he knew that Vardy was just talking nonsense, there was no way to give Vardy a yellow card.

A farce ended soon. Vardy not only completed the task, but also teased Huang Qian's coach and players, and gained a lot.

The fans in front of the TV were also suddenly provoked by Vardy, from watching the game quietly to suddenly spraying water.

"If this guy explains that he went to say hello, I won't believe it!"

"You obviously don't understand this funny guy. Why do you want to learn the eavesdropping tactics of others, and you went there twice?"

"Hollywood producers have learned from Vardy, and the new generation of super IP "Eavesdropping" is about to meet fans!"

"I admire Vardy. He obviously doesn't understand, but he can pretend to be familiar with it, especially his thumb, which is the finishing touch!"

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Ferguson thought that replacing Vardy on the field would have an immediate effect. In fact, the effect was indeed immediate. This guy started to be funny when he came on the field...

However, Vardy, who completed the task, became serious and took the game very seriously.

An opponent with incomplete strength, if Manchester United can't take it down, it will be really embarrassing!

Don't let anyone stop me, I want to score!

As soon as Vardy came on the field, he began to run without hesitation, taking Rooney and Ronaldo together to suppress Villarreal's backcourt pass control. Although it is difficult to steal the ball directly, it can disrupt the opponent's organization and let the opponent There is no way to pass it on so calmly.

Especially Vardy, with that swift speed, like a cheetah, if the opponent's defender sticks to the ball, Vardy will immediately let him know what a 100-meter charge is.

Cristiano Ronaldo pressed on the right, and the opponent's full-back did not have a good pass route, so he could only choose to pass back to the goalkeeper.

Normally speaking, Vardy has no chance to get the ball. Even if his speed increases a bit, there is no way to get the ball before Huang Qian's goalkeeper. If it is someone else, he has given up at this time.

But Vardy has no way to vent his strength, so he doesn't care about the possibility.

Even if I can't grab the ball, I will scare you into a cold sweat!

That's what Vardy thinks.

Huang Qian's goalkeeper Vieira was not nervous at first, and he didn't even take it seriously, but seeing Vardy flying over like a sports car, he shivered a little.

According to a preliminary estimate, when he cleared with his big foot, Vardy will not be more than five yards away from the ball at most.

He also remembered it. It is said that Vardy has also made several Premier League goalkeepers suffer. There is even a goalkeeper who was very nervous in the face of the sprinting Vardy and directly missed the goal...

So Vieira felt that he couldn't play tricks, so he should just drive the ball with his big feet, otherwise it would be too dangerous.

Facing the incoming ball, Vieira took aim and kicked it.

fly!

It's best to fly directly into the Manchester United goal!

In this way, I am the player who scored the longest goal in the Guinness Book of World Records!

The great goalkeeper Vieira scored a great goal today!

Let's pay tribute to Vieira who stands shoulder to shoulder with God!

Endless fantasies have already begun in Vieira's heart, fantasizing that he will become the super goalkeeper that the whole world worships.

However, the ball did not carry Vieira's dream, but brought him a fatal blow!

Because Vardy was not too close to the ball, he didn't jump up and turn around to block with his back like others did.

But no one expected that it would fly straight to Vardy's head...

Huang Qian's goalkeeper Vieira exclaimed, and Vardy also exclaimed.

There was a hint of malice in Vieira's exclamation;

But Vardy's exclamation was full of despair.

Under the spotlight——

Bang

A bang!

Vardy was hit by a ball like a cannonball, and felt that at that moment, when the ball touched his face, his face was completely deformed!

At that moment, Vardy completely lost consciousness, as if a shining God appeared in front of his eyes!

This heavy hammer made everyone scream out in shock!

My mother, it hurts just looking at it! It hurts so much!

But the exclamation was far from over. Even the pupils of Huang Qian goalkeeper Vieira's eyes shrank suddenly, turning from panic to despair.

After the ball hit Vardy's face head-on, it bounced back, passed the goalkeeper high, and flew towards the goal.

Vieira stumbled back like a lost dog, hoping to stop the ball from flying into the goal.

But this ball was created by Vardy sacrificing his handsome face. Vieira's level is not enough, so he is obviously powerless!

Watching the ball fly into his goal, Vieira stood there in a daze, distraught, as if his soul had been emptied all of a sudden.

The regretful exclamation and noise of the Love Song Stadium have covered all the voices. No one can believe that there will be such a dramatic scene on the stadium.

Player Huang Qian looked dumbfounded at the ball, the goal was too weird!

The Manchester United players rushed over to celebrate the goal with Vardy, but when they ran over and saw Vardy lying on the ground rolling his eyes, they almost foamed at the mouth, and everyone panicked!

The referee quickly signaled the team doctor and the stretcher to enter the field, and Wuyang Wuyang rushed in and carried Vardy onto the stretcher.

The Manchester United team doctor opened Vardy's eyes, checked the pupils, and did a few more simple checks before he breathed a sigh of relief.

Vardy had a dream. In the dream, he was having a happy threesome with Anne and Grace. Just when he was about to reach the peak of happiness, Grace suddenly turned into a devil with horns on his head. Lost my penis!

Vardy woke up instantly!

"Keep the roots!"

Shouting hysterically, Vardy opened his eyes, without having time to think about the situation he was in, he groped the sensitive part directly.

call!

Finally still there!

What a dreadful dream!