I am Vardy

Where am I?

Shouldn't I be playing?

Just now... I seem to have been hit by a ball!

Vardy was confused and felt dizzy.

Seeing that Vardy opened his eyes, the Manchester United team doctor stretched out a finger in front of Vardy, "How much is this?"

Vardy's face is full of black lines, don't you think I'm stupid?

"It looks like a chicken paw to me. If you don't take it away, believe it or not, I'll gnaw it right away?"

The team doctor was startled, and quickly retracted his hand in fright.

This is a very important thing. At his age, he can only rely on his fingers at night, so there is no room for loss!

"Do you feel dizzy? Do you have a headache?"

Vardy is also speechless, why is the team doctor of every team a bit guilty!

Well, Vardy thought of the beautiful team doctor who used to be at Everton. Although Vardy and her are incompatible, and she is also very different, but at least she looks good, she is better than the sloppy old man in front of her!

The teammates talked about Vardy's concerns, as if they were holding a memorial service for Vardy.

Vardy patted his butt and stood up from the stretcher.

Ferguson came over, looked Vardy up and down, and finally felt relieved.

"Although it is unlucky to be headshot, scoring is the best reward. Can you continue to play?" After finishing speaking, Ferguson looked at the team doctor as if asking questions.

Vardy nodded hurriedly, "Of course I can continue to play. Look, I'm fine!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy held the bottom of his shorts, stood on tiptoe, and turned around like a girl, but such a girl would make people vomit!

This time it was Ferguson's turn to have black lines all over his face.

But he also understood that Vardy is really fine, he can be funny, it must be fine!

And Vardy is still thinking about what Ferguson said just now, "Scoring goals is the best reward\

,"What's the meaning?

Looking at the score board at the stadium, he suddenly found that the score had become 0:1, and Manchester United was ahead in the away game.

Who scored the goal?

After he was headshot, someone quickly grabbed the second landing point, and then broke the door?

Hey, I sacrificed so much to make a wedding dress for someone else, which really made Valdy feel unbalanced!

But before he could complain, Rooney had already run over and hugged him.

"Your goal is really beautiful. I often see header goals, but this is the first time I have seen goals with my face!"

Ronaldo also smiled maliciously, "Well, actually, I should learn from you how to use your face to score goals, but I am a little afraid of pain, and more importantly, I am afraid of swollen face!"

Vardy was taken aback, and scored with his face?

Could it be that the ball flew directly into the goal after he shot himself in the head?

this......

Vardy doesn't even know what to say!

His mood was like being crushed by 10,000 elephants, it was like a mess!

I want to cry but have no tears. I have worked so hard and scored goals with my face. If the club doesn't give me a bonus, I will be sorry for my handsome face.

The Villarreal fans in the stands were very depressed because the team was behind, but they were more dumbfounded.

Manchester United broke the goal in this way, they think it is not unacceptable...

The only one who is worse than death now is the goalkeeper of Villarreal. One second ago, he was still fantasizing that he could become a super goalkeeper, but the next second, the opponent scored a goal with his face, and this goal The ball is largely to blame on itself.

Looking at his feet, Vieira wished he could chop them off.

Nima, do you want to be so accurate!

You can get a headshot with your big feet, and then you score a goal directly. GPS is installed on your feet!

He already felt that life was hopeless, he might as well bang his head against the goal post and kill him!

All the fans watching the game were also stunned.

"I really don't know if I should sympathize with the submarine goalkeeper or Vardy!"

"Valdy has scored with his feet, with his head, with his knees, with his hands, and today he showed off with his face, so Vardy is only a dick away from the Grand Slam. A goal! I really hope to see this soon!"

"Valdy is a man who is good at creating miracles. Manchester United has played for so long without scoring a goal, and Vardy solved it with a face!"

"This funny guy is going to lead the trend again, just watch, from today onwards, more and more goals will be scored with their faces!"

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Vardy walked back to the field and rubbed his face that felt swollen. Vardy wanted to cry!

The price of this goal is too great!

The Villarreal players all had expressions of beeping dogs, but they looked at Vardy with a trace of respect and pity.

That's right, most people really don't have this kind of fearless spirit of scoring goals with their faces!

Think about it, they feel pain for Vardy!

After the game restarted, Villarreal suddenly changed their style of play. Being behind, they would never be reconciled to losing at home, so the whole team stepped up their offensive.

This stage is very difficult for Manchester United. After the outbreak of Villarreal, under extreme pressure, all three midfielders returned to the penalty area to help defend, and Rooney and Ronaldo also returned to the front of the penalty area.

Only Vardy, still near the midfield, busy rubbing his face, it hurts so much!

In his sorrow, Vardy was very fortunate. He felt that he should write a thank you letter to the Villarreal goalkeeper, thanking him for not directly blowing his mouth, otherwise it would be hard to say how many teeth he would have left now. .

Using the classic theory of relativity and Confucianism to explain, considering a series of influencing conditions such as force, friction, and wind speed, if you burst your mouth, then... well, Valdi admits that he has not studied enough, so he can't figure it out!

If it was a little more tragic and directly hit the sensitive part of his penis, then he would definitely not be able to jump up and down on the field now.

Therefore, a thank-you letter is a must, and even a pennant of "People's Defender"...

Well, as a thank you, I'll score you another goal!

Vardy feels that he is actually a person who knows how to repay his kindness, doesn't he?

Just when Vardy was paddling hard on the court, Manchester United stole the ball from the backcourt. Before everyone could react, Ronaldo and Rooney had spread their feet and launched a charge, directly smashing Villarreal. The defense line was left behind.

Although Vardy reacted a bit slower, his position was more forward, so when he started, the three of them were already driving side by side and rushed to the hinterland of Villarreal.

Ronaldo dribbled the ball on the right, rushed forward, Rooney rushed forward, and Vardy was behind Rooney. As long as Ronaldo can pass the ball, a terrible situation of double ghosts hitting the goal can be formed immediately.

Although the president really wanted to perform on his own and come to a long-distance raid on a dragon, but since his father passed away, he has grown a lot, restrained his willfulness, and understood what is called a sense of responsibility.

It is not safe for the team to lead by one goal, and the defense is in jeopardy. If he counterattacks and scores a goal at this time, the victory can almost be sealed, so he really can't do it on his own.

So, Ronaldo passed the ball, and the low ball crossed the middle.

Rooney was overjoyed, his running position was just habitual, and he never expected that Ronaldo, a tsundere boy, would really choose to pass the ball.

Looking at the trajectory of the ball, Rooney threw himself hard in the sprint, and with a sliding tackle, as long as he touched the ball, he can guarantee that he will score a goal 100%!

Villarreal's defense has lost the restrictions on Rooney and Vardy. There is no way to stop them. They can only watch this desperate scene and pray for a miracle.

Rooney roared, he has touched the ball!

let me in!

Goal!

Rooney's heart was extremely hot, as if he was about to jump out with excitement.

Since Vardy came to Manchester United, the already slightly bloated striker has exploded again, and everyone's playing time must be compressed and compressed.

Although Rooney and Vardy have a good relationship, it does not mean that Rooney does not want to compete with Vardy.

Vardy did not go through an adaptation period at all, and directly continued his amazing performance last season, scoring consecutive games, not only being the team's top scorer, but also dominating the Premier League scorer list.

How could such Vardy make Rooney have no sense of crisis!

Therefore, Rooney also wants to prove himself by constantly scoring goals, and he is still the golden boy of England!

No one can stop me!

I just want to score!

The cry in my heart seemed to break through the sky!

However, in many cases, being powerful in the mouth does not mean that you are really powerful.

Perhaps it was Rooney's wish-making cry that frightened a certain god who was responsible for realizing the wishes of mortals, so a sad scene appeared!

Although Rooney's foot touched the ball, after the ball changed direction, instead of flying towards the goal, it bounced a little bit, changing from a low flat ball to a low altitude flight, and continued to pass in front of the goal!

At this moment, Rooney felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten poop, completely petrified!

God!

It is harder to hit this ball than to score it!

He actually kicked the ball away?

I don't want to live anymore!

Rooney had already figured it out, after he got up from the ground, he slammed his head against the goal post and killed him!

Well, I took the Villarreal goalkeeper with me, I think he must have wanted to die just now!

The exclamation in the stands had just decreased because of Rooney's low-level mistake, but it suddenly increased in an instant, as if it could pierce a person's eardrum.

Rooney subconsciously turned his head to look, and saw the scene that made him spray rice!

Rooney threw himself out with a sliding shovel in order to grab a point, and Vardy behind him did the same.

Although Vardy felt that Rooney would definitely be able to score a goal, the instinct of a shooter still made him throw himself out and make a sliding tackle posture. If Rooney really missed the ball, he would be able to complete the follow-up shoot.

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared. This sentence is still very reasonable!

But what Vardy never expected was that Rooney didn't score a goal, but he changed the direction of the ball slightly, and he shoveled too far!

What's more terrible is that his head is like a magnet, attracting the ball to blow his head again...