I am Vardy

Looking at Rooney, whose expression was also extremely regrettable, Vardy and Ronaldo were stunned, without any expression on their faces, as if they had been taken away by something.

Fuck!

Even if it’s not appropriate to say it, I must tell you something——MMP!

You clearly said that I will take the penalty, and you are a cover.

But what's the matter if you kick it yourself now?

Don't be ashamed!

Ronaldo next to him also had a shocked expression. He never thought that Rooney was so shameless.

Perhaps it was regret, after seeing the unbelievable and angry expressions of Vardy and Rooney, Rooney scratched his head in embarrassment.

"This is a higher level of cover for me. Think about it, I won just now, and I kicked directly. If I win again next time, people will think I'm the one to kick. At this time, you suddenly kicked , Guaranteed to make their jaws drop!"

As soon as Rooney finished explaining, he ushered in Vardy who ran away violently. The speed of the 100-meter sprint broke out, and Vardy went to Rooney.

Ma De, it's okay to be shameless, and it's so shameless to make excuses, I'm sorry for myself if I don't beat you.

Rooney saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away with oil on the soles of his feet, and the two staged a story of chasing and killing thousands of miles on the court.

Of course, Rooney's speed is not as fast as Vardy's. Even if he wanted to run around the corner, he was still pressed to the ground by Vardy and beat him up.

Everyone was dumbfounded, what happened?

Is Vardy going to beat Rooney violently because Rooney missed a free kick?

Vardy's temper is so violent?

Even Keane, the old captain who just terminated his contract with Manchester United, doesn't have such an exaggerated temper!

"I was wrong, don't fight, don't fight, at worst, I will let you kick next time, okay?"

Although Rooney's force value is slightly higher than, um, no, it is much higher than Vardy, but now the little fat man knows he is wrong, and he dare not fight back, just begging for mercy.

In the end, Vardy chose to let Rooney go.

It’s okay to clean up properly, but if it’s too much, it’s said that boxers like to bite people’s ears?

The referee can't stand it, are you guys infighting?

So I wanted to give Vardy and Rooney yellow cards or even direct red cards.

But when he saw the good looks of the two brothers who were shoulder to shoulder, he almost lost his breath.

He has known for a long time that it is not easy to whistle a game with Vardy, and today he finally realized the distress of his predecessors.

After being delayed for half a day, the game restarted. It felt like both sides had relaxed after such a commotion.

However, Vardy is still tirelessly pursuing free kicks. Today is his turn. Why can't he use corner kicks to enjoy himself like Rooney did in the last game.

If that's the case, it's better to go back to the backcourt and take the goal kick!

After being cleaned up by Vardy, Rooney became more honest, and continued to strengthen breakthroughs with Ronaldo, not only to comply with Ferguson's tactical arrangements, but also to create free kick opportunities for Vardy.

However, in the end, Vardy solved it by himself.

After receiving a pass from Alan Smith, Vardy made a two-for-one cooperation with Giggs on the left, and then suddenly dribbled the ball to the middle, attracting Charlton's defensive focus.

The opposing defender was afraid of Vardy's inside shot, so he tripped Vardy, got a yellow card and gave Vardy a relatively good free kick.

In fact, the position of this free kick is a bit to the left, and the angle of a vigorous free kick is small, which is not suitable. The elevator ball is fine, but the angle is also small. The best free kick method is undoubtedly a curve kick.

So even without considering other factors, Rooney has the greatest chance of taking this free kick.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the three Musketeers of Manchester United once again stood in a circle in front of the ball, playing rock-paper-scissors unscrupulously.

In this regard, everyone has been unable to complain.

Well, this is the daily life of the bastards, and I can't control it if I want to!

This time it was Ronaldo who won. Seeing Ronaldo's excited appearance, everyone couldn't help but wonder, could it be that Ronaldo really came to play?

Everyone is not sure, who knows if this is a trick by the Manchester United trio to fool people?

Although he took the penalty after Rooney won just now, it turns out that Rooney's feet feel good today and he almost scored a goal!

And now this ball is suitable for Rooney to take the penalty, but Ronaldo won, so everyone is not sure!

Among the three, the only one who is considered to be soy sauce is Vardy. He neither knows how to take free kicks, and he didn't win the rock-paper-scissors. What he should do now is to play the role Rooney once played and run to the opponent's goalkeeper. to be cute

Although Vardy couldn't see through everyone's thoughts, he could also feel that he was ignored by Hong Guoguo.

That's great, let's just keep playing!

Vardy made a very disappointed look. Because of the failure of rock-paper-scissors, he seemed to have no interest in the game at all, and turned his head and wanted to walk aside.

Cristiano Ronaldo understood Vardy's thinking in seconds, grabbed Vardy, and pretended to whisper a few words in Vardy's ear.

But Vardy really spoke.

"You won't kick yourself like a fat man, will you?"

Ronaldo hurriedly shook his head, expressing that he has a strong character!

Charlton's players were lined up in the human wall, and when they noticed the movement here, they all glanced over.

Vardy looked impatient, but in the end he seemed to compromise, standing in front of the ball, and behind him was the winning Ronaldo.

At this moment, everyone understood that Ronaldo just pulled Vardy to cover him!

Seeing Vardy's reluctance, even if he was acting as a cover, he didn't care about it at all. Poor acting!

In the end, it must be Ronaldo who takes the free kick!

The wall was lined up, and the referee blew the whistle to indicate that Ronaldo could start free throws. Even the referee thought that the ball would be taken by Ronaldo. This shows how successful their performance was.

Vardy still had an expression of grievance and unwillingness, gritted his teeth, and started slowly, even the final run-up he had to run through his acting skills.

In just a few moments, Vardy had already run up to the ball and took a shooting posture.

However, no one noticed that Vardy's posture was not a free kick or an elevator ball, but it was very similar to Beckham's posture when he made a free throw.

The goalkeeper didn't respond, not even the wall jumped, and everyone's attention was on Ronaldo who had already started.

However, a cold light flashed, like a scimitar out of its sheath, and with a bang, the ball flew out from Vardy's feet, drawing a desperate arc. Leon's goal.

At that moment, everyone in the stadium opened their mouths as if they could swallow an egg, but they couldn't make any sound.

Vardy was in the middle of the silent field, with his hands raised high, his back and the lights reflected each other, making him look extremely tall.

After a moment of dead silence, the Manchester United fans who came from afar were boiling, cheering and howling, and the Charlton fans who had just reacted were so overwhelmed that they could not make a sound.

At this time, the Charlton players stared wide-eyed, looking at Vardy as if they were looking at the scoundrel who robbed their mobile phone!

Didn't you say you were playing rock-paper-scissors?

Cristiano Ronaldo won, you kicked the wool?

You guys are blatantly cheating!

Do you want to be so cheating!

Everyone wants to cry without tears!

The hand played by the three of Vardy simply deceived the whole world.

The commentator was also dumbfounded. He just said that Ronaldo has the greatest chance of taking the penalty, and Rooney is also possible. The only thing not mentioned is Vardy.

But what I didn't expect was that the reality was slapped in the face, and the slap was painful, and it was actually Vardy who took the penalty!

Everyone is obsessed with the Manchester United trio playing everyone around, only a few people have noticed that Vardy's free kick just now is actually the same moon scimitar as Beckham!

"Oh my God, what did I see just now? I think I saw Beckham in the Red Devils jersey!"

"God, the full moon scimitar reappeared, I thought I would never see it again after Beckham left!"

"It's unbelievable. Could it be that Vardy knows three free kicks?"

"Valdy is going to heaven, I want to know, what else can he not do?"

"In the next game, I think he will be able to kick an S-shaped free kick!"

Manchester United teammates rushed over and put Vardy under them. They seemed more excited than Vardy.

Yes, I have witnessed countless times that Beckham used his full moon scimitar to attack the team. After the relationship between Beckham and Ferguson went to Madrid, everyone thought that they would never be able to feel the full moon at close range. The charm of the scimitar is gone.

But today, Vardy gave them a surprise, and this kind of surprise is immeasurable, even for everyone, this is a kind of feeling!

Ferguson's vision gradually blurred on the sidelines, and he seemed to see the figure he once loved so much again. Unfortunately, the past days will never come back.

When the figures of the two gradually overlapped in his mind, all this was dreamy and real, and Ferguson couldn't tell the difference.

But no matter what, Vardy scored a goal, Manchester United took the lead away from their opponents, and firmly held the initiative in their hands.

Manchester United has the strength of a giant, but from another perspective, Manchester United's ability to defend and counterattack is now the best in world football, because Manchester United has Vardy in the formation.

Charlton is behind. If they are not reconciled to losing at home, then they will inevitably choose to attack. At this time, the sprinting trio led by Vardy will teach them how to behave every minute.

And if they don't play the set of frequent deadly counterattacks, then Manchester United can control the game until the end, slowly grind the opponent to death, and kill the game silently.

Therefore, just like Everton last season, if Manchester United is allowed to lead, then the opponent's best choice is to raise their hands and surrender, so that Manchester United will not be wiped out and they will not die too ugly.

In the end, relying on Vardy's full moon scimitar free kick, Manchester United defeated Charlton away and took all three points.

There is no doubt that Vardy, who scored the only goal in the game, became the best player in the game. He once again saved Manchester United with his strength.