I am Vardy

Vardy is very happy, he won a victory, and he also scored a beautiful free kick, completing the system tasks more easily, there is nothing better than this!

Valdi lay on the hotel bed happily, planning to enter the system to enjoy the joy of a good harvest. This kind of joy is intoxicating.

Suddenly, Vardy froze.

What seems wrong?

I scored a goal, that's right!

I also won the game, there is nothing wrong with it, I am still the best in the game!

So, what's the problem?

A flash of lightning flashed across his mind, and Vardy was instantly stunned!

Fuck!

Complete the mission of the fart!

Patronizing to fool people with rock-paper-scissors!

Forget about teasing and celebrating!

At this moment, Vardy wants to cry but has no tears!

It's all Rooney's fault. If this guy hadn't grabbed his first free kick, there wouldn't be so many things going on!

Next time I see him play the gun to death!

Otherwise, I will not understand my hatred!

Scratching his head with a bitter face, Vardy couldn't help recalling, what is the punishment for mission failure?

Encounter with a goddess or winning the lottery?

Well, he admitted, he thought too beautifully!

At this moment, Vardy's mind was blank!

Entering the system in a daze, seeing the punishment for the failure of the task of "going out and being bitten by a dog", Vardy felt that there was nothing to love in life.

What a tragic feeling!

Assuming that a person has superpowers and can predict the future, if he knows that he will be bitten by a dog when he goes out, then he will not go out.

This is what Vardy thinks now. Since the system strictly limits the condition of "going out\

,"At least as long as Vardy is at home, he will never be bitten by a dog, although he already has two dogs in his home

But Vardy knew that this high and low could not escape.

First, it is impossible for me to never go out, right?

The system has no time limit. Even if he stays at home for a year, he will definitely be bitten by a dog after going out for the first year and a day. Besides, he can't really stay at home for a year, otherwise he will really get mold and bugs up.

Second, Vardy feels that the system is so powerful that he will not go out even if he is killed, but the system still has ten thousand ways to drive him out.

Such as house fire, such as being demolished

Of course, England may not have said forced demolition

Well, extending the head is a knife, retracting the head is also a knife, this bite will be bitten sooner or later, so I simply don't think about it.

After receiving the gold coin reward and a little free feature point for the scissors and burden hammer, Vardy quit the system resentfully, and now he is in a very unhappy mood

After returning to Manchester, the players who participated in this league get a day off, while other players have to continue training, because there will be a Champions League group match in the middle of the week. As long as they win their opponents at home, Manchester United can directly lock the group number one position.

On this day of rest, Vardy did not leave the house at all. Although he had accepted the reality of having to be bitten by a dog, he was still not mentally prepared.

Hiding at home with two dogs, Vardy had a great time.

As for the calls that pulled him out, he was rejected.

"Jamie, Maserati has released a new sports car, let's experience it!"

"No!"

"Jamie, the nightclub we often go to recently has a new batch of models, let's go and feel their softness!"

"No!"

"Jamie, I want to introduce my sister to you!"

"No, uh, is your sister pretty?"

"Looks like me!"

"roll!"

It was necessary to go to the Carrington base for training the next day, so Vardy reluctantly walked out!

Fully armed, in order to avoid being bitten by dogs, Vardy wore four pairs of leg guards alone. As for other positions, Vardy has no protection, after all, dogs cannot fly up and bite themselves!

Trembling all the way to the training base cautiously, when he stepped into the gate of the base, Vardy felt a bit haggard all over his body.

In the locker room, the teammates watched Vardy remove the shin guards from his legs one by one, and were stunned!

Just wear a pair of shin guards to protect the front bone. Who the hell has seen shin guards wrap the calf in a circle, and there are two front and back layers?

"Jamie, what kind of plane are you flying? Do you have a premonition that someone will shovel your calf today?"

Vardy smiled bitterly in his heart.

I didn't have a premonition that someone would shovel my calf today, but I had a premonition that someone was going to bite me!

But of course Vardy can't say this, otherwise others will treat him as crazy.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Vardy pretended to be mysterious and said: "This is the secret method for me to exercise speed. Do you know why I run like an engine on my feet? It is because of the leg guards I tied. This is what a mysterious expert in the East told me. Mine, don’t pass it on to men or women, so I told myself, today I’ll share this secret with you, come on, come on, 100 yuan per person!”

What Vardy got was naturally not a piece of 100 yuan, but a neat "cut" by everyone!

"I'd rather believe that you grew up eating grass to run faster than a horse!"

Vardy shrugged, it doesn't matter if he doesn't believe it, it's just a matter of fooling around anyway.

At the end of the training, Vardy put on layers of shin guards in front of his teammates. It doesn't matter what others think, the important thing is that he doesn't want to be bitten by a dog!

Returning home tremblingly, nothing happened, Vardy couldn't help wondering, is the system suddenly human?

Doesn't the system plan to punish myself and prevent myself from being bitten by a dog?

But after a few minutes, Vardy gave up this kind of brainstorming idea. If the system is humanized, then the destruction of the earth is not far away.

It's not that I didn't report, the time has not yet come.

In the evening, I prepared lunch for the two dogs. Valdy knocked on the rice bowl and called them to eat, but after waiting for a long time, only the chow chow came, but Erha was still missing.

Vardy searched all over the house, but couldn't find it, and suddenly turned pale with fright. Could it be that this guy ran away from home because of his unhappy life?

Thinking of this, Vardy hurried out to look for it. After all, there were not many houses around. If Erha really ran away, someone must be able to see it.

"Cristiano, where are you?"

Walking out of the house anxiously, Vardy called Erha's name.

That’s right, Erha’s name is Ronaldo’s name, and the chow chow’s name is Wayne

In this way, he can live with his two best friends every day.

Fortunately, neither Ronaldo nor Rooney came to Vardy's house recently, otherwise they would definitely be able to fight Vardy desperately.

Imagine, Ronaldo is sitting on the sofa calling Rooney, but Rooney didn't come, and the Chow came running over and sticking out his tongue

Well, the picture is so beautiful!

Several families on the south side have asked, and they all said they didn't see it, and Valdy couldn't help getting annoyed. Did Erha just get lost like this?

It is said that Erha has let go, and he has not let go, this thing is gone.

I turned around and hurried north to search, but as several families said they didn't see it, Vardy's heart sank.

Although the two dogs have not been here for too long, Valdy is a soft-hearted person, and he is full of all kinds of reluctance to get along with him for a short time. If Erha is really lost, I am afraid it will take a long time Neither will be happy.

But just when Vardy was getting desperate, the peak turned around.

Outside the courtyard wall of a family, Valdi suddenly saw Erha of his own family.

What surprised him even more was that this guy was riding on a poodle and kept shaking, the frequency was getting faster and faster, and it felt as if he could reach the peak at any time.

Let me go, you guy actually sneaked out to steal?

Vardy is also deeply intoxicated by Erha's heroic performance!

He didn't get angry all over his body, but Vardy didn't have the consciousness not to destroy other people's good deeds, so he flew up and kicked Erha's ass.

Tell you to worry me!

Call you out for a date/gun!

Believe it or not I'll never get you up!

With a cry, accompanied by Valdy's very coquettish kick, Erha actually had an orgasm. Although he was kicked a few steps away, the expression on the dog's face was extremely happy.

Come home quickly!

But at this moment, the poodle quit!

Erha has had enough fun, I haven't had enough fun yet!

Thinking that this person in front of him ruined his happy life, the poodle couldn't get angry, and took advantage of Valdy's lesson, he jumped over and gave Vardy a bite.

Boom!

With a crisp sound, the poodle bit into Valdi's double-layer insurance shin guards, and its teeth almost shattered!

At this time, Vardy finally knew how the system would allow him to be bitten by a dog

Well, since you didn't bite yourself, I won't bother you!

Vardy bared his teeth at the poodle, which made the poodle tremble with fright.

The poodle can't understand why the guy's legs are so hard, as if

Then, the poodle started to dream again.

Erha is in a tangle at this time. On the one hand, the poodle bit his master, and he should vent his anger on the master, but this poodle is his lover that he managed to get. What should I do?

So, it also fell into a dilemma.

Vardy didn't care so much, he just wanted to take Erha home to re-educate love!

Suddenly, the owner of the house came out. It was a girl full of youthful vigor, with a very beautiful and delicate face. Vardy felt a little dazed. If there was a mirror in front of him, he would be able to see his brother pig clearly.

Like a child who was caught doing bad things, Vardy smiled a little flatteringly.

No way, my dog ​​gave someone else's dog to XXOO, shouldn't I express it?

"I'm really sorry, I'll definitely teach it a good lesson when I go back. If it doesn't work, I'll take it to have it neutered, lest it always hurt other dogs!"

Although it seemed that the other party was not too angry, Vardy still took the initiative to express his position.

At this time, the girl's face was reddish, she opened her teeth lightly, and her voice was pleasant to the ear.

"If only you were as active as your dog!"