I am Vardy

Vardy now feels as uncomfortable as eating fly poop. He never thought that Manchester United really won the lottery!

Thinking of what he said just now, if he really met a homeless person, he would run naked. Vardy had an urge to play dead.

Seeing everyone's malicious eyes, Vardy felt that he should pretend to be cowardly at this time!

The degree of embarrassment of pretending to be cowardly is far less than that of going naked in person.

Although I was originally the production line of the headlines, but most of the headlines were made by myself, so how could I be funny? If I ran into the headlines because of being naked, then I might as well find a crack in the ground and forget it!

"Look, today's party is good, or I will do it again someday?" Vardy chose a roundabout tactic. If the treat can solve the problem, it would be great.

Perhaps for these young models, it is a very rare opportunity to participate in the party held by the Premier League stars. Even if they can't soar into the sky and become the star's regular partner, they can still get a lot of money, so they are very happy.

But in the world of Vardy’s livestock friends, money is not an issue, and it’s interesting to see Vardy running naked.

"If you want to have a treat, of course we have no objection, but don't think you can escape naked running, this is not negotiable!"

Vardy has black lines all over his head, and he can't wait to slap himself, so that you can't blame him!

Of course, everyone did not continue to embarrass Vardy and let him take off his clothes and run naked. No matter what, give him time to prepare, mainly psychological preparation!

Even if the head is to be beheaded, it must be given a hearty beheading meal, which is the embodiment of humanity.

Several animals felt that they were so benevolent that they could even be regarded as a model of good brothers.

The draw ceremony is over, and everyone is actually only interested in Manchester United's next opponents. They don't care who they meet in other clubs, so it's time for the party.

The nonsense continued until midnight, and everyone walked into the bedroom with their female companions in their arms, and then there were shouts from various rooms one after another.

Vardy was obsessed with Clancy's long legs and couldn't extricate himself. He didn't know when the crusade ended before he fell into a deep sleep.

 …

Manchester United continued their devil schedule.

With Vardy's goal, Manchester United beat Aston Villa in an away game. Although the game was difficult, the result was good.

In the next round of home games against West Bromwich Albion, the careless Manchester United were stunned by the opponent's three-axes at the beginning and conceded two goals in a row. Although Vardy assisted Ruud van Nistelrooy in the second half, they still lost. Contest.

This defeat has widened the point gap between Manchester United and Chelsea. In the eyes of many people, there is no suspense about Chelsea's league title.

However, Vardy still leads the scorer list with 15 goals in 18 games. At the same time, he continues to rank second in the assist list, second only to Arsenal's Xiaofa.

Although the barrel is hot and Vardy has received numerous praises, he is very clear that he seems to be stuck in a bottleneck now.

In fact, he misses the previous task system very much. Although most of the tasks are cheating and make it very uncomfortable for him to complete, it is undeniable that the task rewards are very generous, and that stage is also the stage of his fastest growth.

Now that the task system has been eliminated by himself, although the so-called preset task system is easy to complete, correspondingly, the rewards are pitifully small, and the improvement of his own strength is insignificant.

As a striker, if he can only score in counterattacks, he is absolutely unqualified. After all, Manchester United is not a pure counterattack team.

In addition, the in-cut shots I have practiced are very sharp, but they are not against the sky. As long as the opponent strengthens their defense, it is impossible for me to gain too much space.

The most basic ability of a shooter striker is actually to run and grab points. In this regard, Ruud van Nistelrooy is the best example. Compared with him, he is too far behind.

Sometimes it just doesn't help.

On the other hand, the ability to pass threatening balls also needs to be improved. Although he is on the assist list, most of them are nanny balls sent by him in counterattacks. Even if he does not divide the ball, he is also sure of scoring goals Therefore, the team's offensive power has not been greatly improved.

It seems that if I want to become a super shooter, I still have a long way to go.

In fact, the current Vardy has surpassed the height reached by Vardy at the peak of his previous life.

The lightning speed, powerful explosive power, and shooting skills in the counterattack are not inferior to those in the previous life, and now I have a free kick, and the inside shot is also decent, plus some other non-key auxiliary features , which is not surprising.

But this is not the end that Vardy wants. I have worked so hard to increase my strength, not just to reach the peak earlier.

My goal is to become the number one football player in the world, but I am far from reaching this level now.

 …

After playing West Bromwich Albion, the team has a rare day off, which can't be helped, Christmas is here.

It is definitely the happiest thing to be able to get a chance to breathe during the intensive schedule, even the young Vardy feels a little overwhelmed.

He wanted to rest at home at Christmas and relax his tense nerves, but before he could put his thoughts into action, he was destroyed by a few animals.

"Stop making trouble, why don't you take a good rest for a day, what kind of Christmas masquerade, are you tired!" Vardy looked reluctant.

Rooney glared at Vardy and threatened: "Last time you said you were going to treat guests to a party again, or are you going naked/running now?"

Well, Vardy retreated.

Bankruptcy avoid disaster!

But this kind of Christmas masquerade is definitely different from the last party, it's much more serious, at least it won't find so many young models.

Sending invitations to the whole team can be regarded as communicating feelings on the training field and off the field, which is good for increasing team cohesion.

However, except for some young players, those veterans who have already married have politely declined the invitation, preferring to spend the holidays at home with their families.

Well, those people actually participated, but there were more young people, and correspondingly, young models got their seats again.

The so-called masquerade party, as the name suggests, must not participate in the original appearance, it will make people laugh to death.

When Vardy was at Everton, he also participated in a similar ball, but the theme at that time was Halloween ghosts.

I still remember that I played an oriental zombie, so lifelike, if it appeared on the eastern land, it would definitely be able to frighten a lot of people.

It's a pity that there was no one who knew the goods at the time. They didn't know what Vardy was playing. They thought he was simply playing ugly, and they were ridiculed.

So, what can I do with my makeup this time to shock the audience?

Soon, Vardy had an answer.

Hehe smiled, if this time I could be as embarrassed as last time, I swore I would never go to a masquerade ball again.

The venue is still the same as last time. Vardy has prepared in advance. Now that the party is going on, Vardy is already familiar with it.

In the evening, the young models came together. These models have obviously been carefully prepared. Even if they find it troublesome, if they can win the favor of the players with their outfits, it will really make a lot of money.

Some played Marilyn Monroe, some played Princess Diana, some played Snow White, and even one played Cinderella, but she has already greeted Vardy, and at 12 o'clock Will transform into a beautiful princess on time...

Well, these little pussies!

The players are also arriving one after another, and these bastards have ulterior motives.

Although it looks like an ordinary masquerade party, if the role I play is the brightest in the audience, then I have a sense of accomplishment.

Therefore, everyone will compare openly and secretly, even if it is not the most attractive, it should not be the least attractive.

Rooney turned into Doraemon Tinkerbell with makeup, and his chubby appearance is very suitable;

Ferdinand disguised as Don Quixote;

Fletcher made up into Harry Potter, and what's interesting is that today there is a young model made up into Hermione. Obviously, in this era when it is generally believed that the last two will be together, tonight is destined to happen between them some stories

Vardy will not spoil it, it is immoral!

But the more stinky thing is still behind, Ronaldo came here without any makeup, in his own words, he played himself...

Is there anyone more narcissistic than him?

In this regard, Vardy said he was speechless.

When everyone arrived, the party officially began, but the host Vardy disappeared at this time.

The villa was full of chaos, and no one would notice that someone was missing. Even Clancy, who came with Vardy, didn't realize that her boyfriend was missing. She was chatting happily with other people.

Vardy didn't really disappear, but got into the props he had commissioned before.

This prop is placed on the ground and takes up a lot of space. It is about one meter high, black and gray, and the material is fluffy and textured.

Maybe it's too different from the normal body shape that everyone sees, but as long as you see it, you can definitely recognize what it is!

Yep, it's a bunch of...

This is the prop that Vardy has people crafted carefully.

He can get inside, there is a lot of space inside, and he won't feel aggrieved.

In this way, it is so majestic that it is side by side with the Christmas tree, and it does not feel inconsistent at all, because the Christmas tree grows so strong because of the nutrition of poop!

However, people who saw this phoenix felt a bit chilly. This is a Christmas masquerade, and it is a tradition to put up a Christmas tree. What is the purpose of putting a phoenix?

Maybe this is Vardy's funny taste!

Considering the funny things this guy has done in the past, then there is nothing to make a fuss about putting a pile of poop in the lobby.