I am Vardy

Putting on makeup like this is not for the purpose of hiding in it for the whole masquerade party, otherwise, apart from posing, this piece of Xiang will be meaningless and wasteful.

In order to be realistic, or to create a flying atmosphere, the skilled craftsman deliberately opened a few small holes in the tip part, and put dry ice inside.

So the effect you can see is that this lump of Xiang is still steaming...

Everyone was amazed and sighed at Vardy's heavy taste.

Even Clancy was a little scared, he was afraid that Vardy would have to play hard games with him next time.

But the exclamation was only for a moment, and soon everyone turned their attention and started dancing and playing games. When they inadvertently noticed this Xiang Xiang, at most they smiled knowingly.

And when everyone doesn't pay attention to this pile of poop, it's time for Vardy to start tricking.

Prepared in advance a pot of things using noodles as the basic material, dyed gray-black with dye, and the dryness is moderate. If it is pinched into a spiral shape of moderate size, then many people must hold their noses and go far after seeing it. Far.

Open a small door from the poop base, put down a pile of poo that you squeezed, and quickly close the small door. The rest of the work is to wait and see which unlucky person will step on it......

The unlucky guy didn't keep Vardy waiting long, and the young model who was going to play Cinderella-turned-princess accidentally stepped on it.

Puff!

This sound is not loud, and it does not attract the attention of others!

But the young model's exclamation made everyone's eyes turn away.

Cinderella hurriedly raised her feet, and suddenly found that there was a lump of Xiang under her feet, and it was Xiang who had been trampled to the ground. She almost fainted directly!

It's so embarrassing that I actually stepped on a pile of poop!

At that moment, she felt that everyone looked at her with contempt and pity.

Indeed, all gathered in a circle, whispering.

However, the focus of everyone's attention is why a bunch of Xiang suddenly appeared in the lobby!

This is the hall of the masquerade party, not the bathroom, how could there be a pile of poop for no reason?

It feels like the Arabian Nights!

And Vardy saw the expressions of everyone through a few small holes, and he was satisfied, and this effect was what he wanted.

Soon, the employees of the contracting party company cleaned up the crushed Xiang, and the party could continue.

It's just that it's hard to say how much interest everyone still has!

After a long time, the atmosphere finally became lively again, and that Cinderella had already left in despair, she was really embarrassed to appear in front of everyone again.

However, Vardy will not be satisfied with playing so small in the future.

Seeing someone passing by, Vardy quickly opened the small door, held a small lump in his hand, wiped it directly on other people's legs or shoes, and then closed the door quickly, he actually used his terrifying explosive power in this place .

The first young model didn't notice Vardy's evil hands at all, but just felt that her leg was touched, she didn't care at all, and she still had a good time.

On the other hand, Vardy continued to carry out his own evil plan, without any intention of being sympathetic, and frequently shot.

It wasn't until the third person screamed out sensitively, and then found the smeared Xiang on his leg. At that moment, the girl's pretty face paled, and she was almost ashamed.

Her exclamation naturally attracted everyone's attention, and seeing what she was wiping on her legs, everyone felt their stomachs churning.

What's the situation, a good masquerade party, first someone stepped on the poop, and now someone rubbed it on the leg, did she go to the bathroom just now?

And her action also made the two girls who were wiped by Vardy just now feel that something was wrong, and when she looked down, there was something similar to poop on her leg, and she almost went crazy!

The whole party was in chaos, screaming again and again, and some people even thought it might be some kind of supernatural event.

But when it comes to supernatural events,

Several Manchester United players immediately had a flash of inspiration, thinking of the secret room murder in the visiting team's dressing room last time.

The modus operandi is similar, they are all hidden and tricked, which is Vardy's usual method.

Thinking about Vardy's strange disappearance now, the answer is almost surfaced.

And Vardy squatted in the poop disguise, and saw everyone gathering together to discuss, but he didn't care. He didn't believe that this group of animals with strong limbs and simple minds could find the truth through clues.

Anyway, the trick is over, and what Vardy has to do now is to move the party to the courtyard and sneak out by himself. If the plan doesn't work, then the worst thing is to stay in the poo disguise for a while until the party is over.

"Jamie must have done it, he likes to play tricky things!"

"That's right, if I find him, I will definitely stuff these poops into his mouth!"

"Add me, let him eat poop, then strip him naked and throw him out to run naked!"

 …

Soon, the clues were traced to the location of the incident. Everyone found that the stepping on and being wiped happened next to the big lump of poop, so the answer is ready to come out.

So, everyone smiled grimly and slowly surrounded the big pile of poop played by Vardy.

Vardy sensed that something was wrong, so he wanted to run away. He lifted it up a little, and stood on tiptoe, trying to move and pretend to change positions. The risk factor of staying here is too high.

When everyone saw this pile of poop, it actually started to move by itself, and they had already determined the answer, and then quickly surrounded it.

Vardy's poop hit a person and almost bounced back. At this time, he had nowhere to go.

Feel bad about yourself, but you can't sit still like this.

Suddenly opened the poop lid, Vardy jumped up!

"Surprise!"

Vardy shouted suddenly.

"Surprise or not?"

But obviously, it is impossible for Vardy to cover things up so simply.

Maybe those young models don't have the courage to take action against Vardy, but his few good friends will not save him face at all.

Fist to the flesh, puff explosion!

"Damn you, almost ruined the party!"

"Let you wipe poop on my female partner, which makes me lose interest at all!"

"If you don't let you eat poop today, I will quit professional football in the future!"

 …

While beating Vardy fiercely, several animals vented in their mouths. Vardy really made them sick enough, and a good party was boring.

If Vardy hadn't finally found a chance to sneak out of the encirclement, I am afraid that several animals must have stripped him naked and paraded him through the streets!

Vardy had an unsafe Christmas Eve, but he was still very happy, because when the system was calculating, the off-site teasing allowed him to get a little more free feature points.

 …

After the team regrouped for training, the players immediately felt the atmosphere of the approaching storm. The seriousness of Ferguson and Queiroz made the players a little nervous.

No way, Manchester United is suppressed by Chelsea in the Premier League. Although the distance is not too far, Chelsea's stability is impeccable. In addition, Manchester United's performance is unstable. If it continues, one will fade away, and Manchester United will definitely miss the championship. .

Moreover, compared with Chelsea's lineup, Manchester United's bench depth is far from enough. When the Champions League knockout round begins and the two-line battle begins, Manchester United will have no chance to catch up with Chelsea.

Therefore, from Christmas to the start of the Champions League knockout stage, Manchester United must catch up with Chelsea in the league, otherwise they will have to give up the league and focus on the Champions League.

As for the next game against Birmingham, Ferguson even issued a must-kill order. If he can't win the opponent, everyone should not think about having a holiday in the future.

For Ferguson's iron fist, Vardy knows better than anyone else that anyone who dares to challenge his authority will have to get out, so he feels that he should be more honest recently and don't make trouble.

Before the game, Vardy deliberately preset the task in the system. The funny celebration goal that was not completed last time must be completed this time.

Birmingham's ability is not strong, but sitting at home, they obviously don't want Manchester United to take a victory easily, so they resist very tenaciously.

However, under the heavy pressure of Ferguson, the Manchester United players did not dare not work hard, so Birmingham's efforts finally came to naught.

In the 15th minute of the game, Scholes helped Manchester United open the scoring with his iconic shot from the front of the penalty area. With one goal in hand, the rest of the game was very easy to play.

Although Vardy was equally happy that the team took the lead, he did not score the goal by himself. He expressed that he was very unhappy, and he still wanted to tease and celebrate the goal.

But it doesn't matter, even if you don't score yourself, you can't stop your determination to steal the spotlight.

It's not that Vardy likes to steal the spotlight, but he thinks that the infinite fancy style stealing the spotlight should also be counted in the category of funny comparisons. Even if the gold content is not high, but the accumulation of small amounts of money can still gain free feature points.

As for how to steal the spotlight, Valdy doesn't even need to think about it, isn't there a ready-made role model in the previous life!

Heavenly King Gedihu, look at me, Da Jilu. Pagoda town river demon, he is the most coquettish.

As a "celebration striker", Dajirou has a solid foundation and no one can match him.

When a teammate scores a goal, he is always the one who rushes to the front and hugs and celebrates with the scorer;

Even if he is running from the bench, he is one step late, but he still wants to jump the highest, stand tall, and pose for the spotlight;

If you want to be more excited, then simply push down the person who scored the goal - let you cry, lie down honestly, and give me all the shots!

With such a typical character, Vardy doesn't need to create his own pose to steal the spotlight, he can just copy it.

Now let me be a celebratory striker too

Thinking of this, Vardy rushed over directly, and was not too excited after pushing down the goal. Scholes, who just high-fived with his teammates, then possessed himself and faced the bewildered Scholes. With a roar-the goal is so beautiful!

It was said to be Scholes, and the other teammates also opened their mouths wide and could not speak.

Excuse me, it's just a goal, are you so excited?

Are you going to eat people?