I am Vardy

The Manchester United fans in the stands cheered for Scholes' goal, and their vision was limited. Although they saw Vardy pushing Scholes down, they didn't think too much.

But the fans in front of the TV are not like that. The broadcast camera fully captured this scene. Vardy's crazy excitement and Scholes' bewilderment after being pushed down were all fully reflected.

All, the fans were very happy after being stunned for a moment, because they saw the familiar Vardy again.

"This funny guy has started stealing the spotlight again. Nima didn't score the goal. He is more excited than Scholes. There is no one else who has stolen the spotlight to this extent!"

"Maybe Vardy's thinking is not pure, he is happy for Scholes' goal, maybe the two of them really have some indescribable secret!"

"Don't make trouble, now that Vardy and Ronaldo are a couple, Scholes should stop getting involved, okay?"

"In any case, I think there should be no problem with the title of celebratory striker on Vardy's head, right?"

 …

Although the Manchester United players on the field were surprised, they continued to celebrate the goal excitedly. Now that Scholes has fallen to the ground, there is no need to waste it, so everyone pressed up one after another and played a game of stacking arhats.

When the crowd dispersed, Scholes was almost out of breath as if he had been sucked dry by a vampire.

So pitiful, so miserable!

Speaking of it, Scholes, as the most low-key midfielder, always appears when the team needs him most. Maybe you can't feel his importance in many cases, but when you lose him, you will know , What exactly did I lose.

The professionalism of this guy is definitely a model for all professional players. There is no off-court lace news. It seems that there is no such star in the Manchester United team, which is so low-key that the whole world is paying attention. The only thing that makes people laugh is that he always plays after training Carrying a big sack home like a migrant worker...

Think about it, this guy doesn't even have an agent, how low-key do you think he is.

In fact, Vardy is not very willing to trick Scholes. Even speaking, since Vardy joined Manchester United, the two of them have not spoken more than ten sentences. Scholes is like a devout Puritan. Any entertainment life.

But who made Scholes score now, then I can only say sorry to you!

Looking at the resentful look in Jiangtou's eyes when he got up, Vardy slipped away without a sound!

You didn't see who pushed you down!

You didn't see it!

You didn't see it!

 …

Vardy recited a spell silently in his heart. If Scholes could be hypnotized in this way, he would not mind losing his memory at all.

Success in stealing the spotlight, let's continue!

After the game restarted, Birmingham was unwilling to fail and increased their offensive investment. They fought Manchester United in the midfield and were extremely brave.

However, this does not mean that they can really compete with Manchester United without losing the wind. Soon, Birmingham's offensive was suppressed by Manchester United.

In the 28th minute of the first half, Vardy made a two-for-one cooperation with Giggs on the left, and then suddenly kicked a pass at a 45-degree angle. Rooney headed the ball into the goal.

Just after halftime in the first half, Manchester United has already led by two goals. Don't take it too easy in such a game!

Rooney celebrated like crazy after scoring a goal. He wanted to run to the stands where the Manchester United fans were and interact with the Expeditionary Force.

But before he rushed to the stands, he was stopped by Vardy who came out of the diagonal stab!

Vardy was not polite to him. Under Rooney's surprised eyes, he pushed him a somersault, because Rooney was too aggressive, even if he fell to the ground, he rolled on the ground before stopping.

This time it's Rooney's turn to experience Scholes' bewilderment just now!

But Vardy didn't feel apologetic at all, he waved excitedly to other players,

Invite everyone to come and celebrate together, as if it was him who scored the goal.

Without any explanation, he rushed forward and pushed Rooney who was about to get up to the ground again, and the teammates who rushed over one after another rushed forward one after another, and the stacked Arhat appeared again.

Rooney was at the bottom, feeling like he was about to be driven into the ground by a pile driver. At that moment, he really began to doubt his life!

I scored a goal, why should I accept such a punishment?

But at this time, Vardy, who was on the second-to-last floor, was also uncomfortable. Although there was Rooney's meat pad under him, the gravity on it was too great, and he was almost out of breath.

He felt a little regretful, although he waved to the players to come and celebrate, but he had to pounce on it first, wouldn't it be good to wait for the end?

But Rooney is not as easy-talking as Scholes, he got up and smiled at Vardy, and then he made an uppercut, which is the boxer Rooney's best punch.

 …

Well, the task of stealing the spotlight is over, and he can't do too much, and he doesn't think Manchester United can score a few more goals. Birmingham, seeing that the victory is hopeless, will definitely not attack again, otherwise there will be a massacre waiting for them .

But Vardy seriously underestimated the stamina of Birmingham. What he didn't expect was that Birmingham, who was behind by two goals, resolutely chose to continue to attack under the encouragement of the home fans, and insisted on fighting Manchester United to the death!

Well, even in the most competitive Premier League, it is not considered an unpopular Premier League if a big team wins, and not every team can turn around.

Birmingham is the best proof!

Vardy feels that this group of heroes is worthy of admiration, but not worth learning!

Because in the next time, Birmingham was completely beaten by Manchester United.

As the first half drew to a close, in the counterattack, Wang Laoji passed two Birmingham defenders in succession on the left, and sent a nanny ball to the center. Ronaldo rushed to the front from the right and succeeded in a shovel shot, 3:0.

Vardy is really speechless, obviously there is no hope of winning, why can't he defend honestly?

It's not that he doesn't want the team to score goals, the main reason is that he still wants to steal the spotlight, but he is a little too far away from Ronaldo now, and when he runs over, the day lily will be cold.

But for his title of celebratory striker, no matter how far away, Vardy has to run over with a smile, even if he is crying in his heart.

Cristiano Ronaldo didn't have the domineering nail step at this time. He waved his fists symbolically a few times to vent, then thanked Giggs for the assist, and finally gave a few high-fives to his teammates. The celebration is over, after all This kind of icing on the cake goal is far less exciting than an equalizer or even a lore goal.

But when everyone walked back slowly, they suddenly found that Vardy rushed over in a hurry.

What are you going to do?

The scene of Scholes and Rooney being pushed down just now appeared in Ronaldo's mind, and when he thought about the tragedy of the two when they stacked Arhats, he shuddered instantly, and a bad premonition came to his heart.

Vardy's teasing made him convulse today, as if he was specifically struggling with the person who scored the goal.

Ronaldo felt that he should slip away, otherwise he would not be able to avoid the result of being pushed down by Vardy.

But before he could convey the consciousness in his head to his feet, Vardy had already rushed in front of him, making him pale in horror.

At that moment, Ronaldo even closed his eyes, waiting for himself to be pushed down, and prepared for protection, at least it would not hurt so much.

But when everyone was wide-eyed and surprised, Vardy stopped in front of Ronaldo. Surprisingly, Vardy didn't extend his evil hand at all.

In fact, it's not right. It's not that Vardy didn't reach out, but he didn't reach out to push Ronaldo down, but extended his hand to Ronaldo's head.

This action is puzzling, what is Vardy doing?

Initiate Dafa?

As the saying goes, a man's head and a woman's waist should not be touched lightly. Even if the West does not pay attention to this, at least it is not a particularly polite behavior.

But Vardy has no such scruples, his evil smirk has already explained everything.

Ronaldo closed his eyes and didn't feel that he was pushed down. When he opened his eyes, it was Vardy's big hand that appeared in front of him.

Under the eyes of everyone, Vardy put his hand on Ronaldo's head and rubbed it vigorously. For convenience, he even blocked Ronaldo's shoulder with the other hand and clamped him under his armpit, making it easier for him to do things.

Ronaldo was stunned, and he didn't understand what Vardy meant!

My goal celebrations are over here, do you need to come here to celebrate?

Well, just treat it as Vardy making another tease, just bear it and pass it!

But what Ronaldo didn't expect was that Vardy seemed to be addicted to touching his head. He wouldn't let go after touching it, and he was about to rub his hair off.

Everyone looked at this scene and felt doubts in their hearts. Is it so comfortable to touch Ronaldo's hair? Why does Vardy enjoy it so much and has a particularly comfortable expression on his face?

Hey, I also feel like touching it!

Everyone couldn't help but have such an idea in their hearts.

But in fact, Vardy is not because Ronaldo's hair is comfortable to rub!

Comfortable fart!

It's all fucking hairspray!

Vardy is mainly to steal the spotlight, and he imitated the legendary teenager Buffon's "head-touching kill".

The god Buffon especially likes to kill super forwards. According to legend, the players who have been killed by him have a sharp drop in scoring rate. When facing Buffon, they can't even figure out where the goal is!

His touch head kill is one of the top ten unsolved mysteries in world football.

It's like a curse, boy, let me touch it!

However, Vardy's intention of touching Ronaldo's hair was not a curse.

Ronaldo is so handsome, being with him is a bit like Wu Dalang and Wu Song appearing in the same frame, which makes him very upset!

So, while stroking Ronaldo's hair, Vardy muttered silently in his heart: Become Rooney, become Rooney, become Rooney...

What's Rooney like?

There is no hair on the head!

That's right, Vardy hopes to use this method to rub Ronaldo's hair away...

Think about what Ronaldo would look like without hair?

That was perfect!