I am Vardy

While imagining Ronaldo's embarrassing appearance after his bald head, Vardy rubbed it very happily, regardless of how Ronaldo felt under his armpit!

Ronaldo's face flushed red, as if he was about to suffocate completely.

It's not how tightly Vardy is clamped. In fact, Ronaldo really wants to ask Vardy: Do you frankly know that you have body odor?

After rubbing it well, Vardy let go of Ronaldo unsatisfactorily. Ronaldo panted like a dog, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Vardy's gaze stayed on Ronaldo's head all the time, he wanted to see if his rubbing had any effect.

In fact, he really thought too much. Without decades of hard work, how could Ronaldo be bald by himself?

Besides, for Ronaldo who cares more about his image than his life, even if he is bald, a hair transplant like Rooney would be a good way...

At the end of the first half, Vardy quickly slipped into the player tunnel, returned to the locker room and quickly got into the toilet. He didn't want to be blocked by a few teammates who had recovered. Such a violent beating was unavoidable .

Rooney and Ronaldo looked for Vardy everywhere angrily, wanting revenge, but they never thought that Vardy had already hid in the toilet.

Granted, the toilet smells bad, but it's better than being safe.

When the second half started, Vardy came out again in a grand manner! Smile and wave to them!

hey i'm here!

It is conceivable that facing Vardy's teasing, the sadness in Rooney and Ronaldo's hearts has flowed upstream at this time!

After the match started, all personal grievances had to be put down. This was a green field, not a boxing field.

But at this time, the home team, Birmingham, was finally honest. Maybe they recognized the situation. Even if Manchester United were not at their peak, it wasn't something they could do casually. The three goals in the first half were a good illustration. Question!

It's good to be confident, but it's not good to be conceited.

Now that the opponent has surrendered, Manchester United has also slowed down the pace to minimize consumption.

Now for Manchester United, a hearty victory is actually not as real as a small victory with the lowest loss.

I thought the game would end like this, but what I didn't expect was that at the last moment of the game, Vardy shot a casual shot from 40 yards away, which caught the opponent by surprise and made another victory!

Even Vardy didn't expect that he could score with such a rash kick. Looking at the desperate expression of the opponent's goalkeeper, Vardy couldn't bear it.

Honey, trust me!

I really didn't mean to!

But when his sympathy was overflowing, the teammates behind him rushed up, and Rooney, who was in the lead, pushed the surprised Vardy somersault, and then used a sumo move to push the top and fly up , Almost didn't spit out Vardy.

The rest of the teammates didn't let go of this good opportunity either. Those who had complaints and complaints had revenge, and those who had no hatred and no complaints regarded it as playing a game, and rushed to play Arhats again.

This time, no one used Vardy as a meat pad. I felt that every organ in my body was displaced, and I was completely confused!

What makes Vardy even more desperate is that the bastard Ronaldo didn't pounce on the arhat, but squatted on top of his head, and began to rub his hair with a smirk...

What a retribution!

At this moment, Vardy really wants to cry but has no tears!

When others score, Vardy steals the spotlight;

Now that Vardy scored a goal, everyone else came over to steal the spotlight!

When the crowd dispersed, Vardy was not much different from the corpse, lying on the ground looking up at the starry sky, flowing to his heart.

Well, this is a successful game, the team won, I scored and assisted, and I also completed the task of stealing the spotlight.

As for being robbed of the spotlight by everyone in the end, Vardy also expressed his helplessness!

However, after this game, Vardy's titles of "spot-stealing striker" and "celebration striker" are completely confirmed.

No one is more suitable for these two titles than him.

Manchester United scored four goals in the whole game, and Vardy appeared in the screen after the goal four times, and he was more ostentatious and joyful than the scorer!

This is very in line with a funny self-image!

If you let him be honest, that person will not be Vardy!

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After this round of competition, the Premier League is officially over half.

In 19 league rounds, Manchester United has achieved 13 wins, 3 draws and 3 losses, ranking second in the Premier League standings with 42 points.

Although this result is much worse than Chelsea's 50 points, Manchester United has made considerable progress compared to last season.

You know, during the same period last season, Manchester United fell behind Everton by more than this gap.

For Manchester United fans, although it is a bit disturbing that they can't do Chelsea now, they have already seen the hope of the team's rise and return to the top.

Ronaldo is 20 years old, Rooney is 19 years old, and Vardy is 18 years old. These three superstars have become the pillars of Manchester United. Then the three will mature in the next few years. Who else will be Manchester United's opponent?

In the just-concluded World Footballer of the Year selection, Vardy has improved by one place compared to the seventh place in the European Ballon d'Or.

The World Footballer pays more attention to fame, so obviously, Vardy will have some advantages. After all, his reputation of being funny has already spread all over the world football. Funny.

Taking advantage of this wave, the English media started another vigorous god-making operation. This time, they focused on Manchester United's progress.

Compared with last season, Manchester United's lineup has several main changes.

First of all, Keane barely played at the beginning due to injury, and he had previously terminated the contract with the team peacefully, Manchester United lost the real core of the midfield.

Neither Fletcher nor Alan Smith can completely replace Keane's role. It can be understood that Manchester United's strength should have declined severely.

In terms of signings, the arrival of the goalkeeper Van der Sar has reassured Manchester United's defense. Compared with the previous unreliable goalkeepers, Van der Sar is still very capable.

But Van der Sar may not be able to play a decisive role as a goalkeeper.

So why did Manchester United's performance improve when the team's strength should have declined?

The answer lies in Vardy's return!

Returning from the Everton king with the honor of the Premier League silver boot, Vardy quickly gained a foothold in Manchester United, and his performance became more and more outstanding. He ranked first in the scorer list with 16 Premier League goals, surpassing Arsenal's top player Henry and assists It is only less than Cesc Fabregas.

Without Vardy's goals and assists, I am afraid that Manchester United will not be talking about chasing Chelsea, even the top four in the Premier League will be difficult.

If this performance belongs to Van Nistelrooy, then everyone may not be too surprised, but you must know that Vardy is only an 18-year-old young player, and this is only the second season of his career.

So who dares to estimate how high he can achieve in the future?

Even Ronaldinho, who is now in full swing, is far behind Vardy when he is 18 years old!

Under the strong praise of the English media, Vardy seems to have become a superstar, the successor of the world king, and Ronaldinho is a figure of the same level.

Although rational fans may not believe it, it's good to watch the excitement like this, anyway, bragging will not die!

In fact, Vardy doesn’t know what to say anymore. Although he knows the pissing nature of the media, he can praise you when you perform well and black out you when you perform poorly, but stars also need the media. The exposure rate, we are actually interdependent relationship.

Moreover, the praise from the media made him secretly happy. Although he knew that with the help of the teasing system, he would definitely become a superstar, but it still feels good to be spoken out now!

He was very surprised, how did the media know that he would definitely become a superstar?

But no matter what, these public opinions can't affect him, and his daily life is actually relatively monotonous.

On days when there are no games, train during the day, and then practice extra after training. After the extra training, if no one is there to cheer you up, Vardy will slip back home and be an otaku.

I dare not play World of Warcraft anymore, as long as it appears in a neutral area, this guy will be taken by Wuyang Wuyang's people immediately, and it's okay to always be hacked and stripped of his equipment!

Now Vardy has found a better way to pass the time, which is to read online novels.

Go to the Qidian Chinese website on the wall and look for online novels. Although he has read many novels from ancient times in his previous life, due to historical limitations, there must be many good novels that have been drowned in the long river of history and have not made their mark. What he aims at is Such novels.

But looking at it, Valdy felt a little disturbed. There was nothing to do. At that time, online novels were not yet systematic. Although there were divine books, most of them couldn't understand what they were reading for a long time, and they were dizzy.

It's better to write it yourself!

A lightning struck, and Vardy was instantly sluggish!

That's right, I can write a novel by myself, just write a story about being reborn as Valdy through time travel, and I have already thought of the name - "I am Valdy".

It tells the story of a Chinese teenager who traveled through time and was reborn as the inspirational emperor of the Premier League, leading the system to kill the Quartet and dominate the football world.

15 European Golden Globe Awards, 15 World Footballer of the Year, 8 Premier League titles, 5 La Liga titles, 2 Serie A titles, all European Cups and World Cups!

Both Pele and Maradona step aside for me.

Aliens have to be honest in front of themselves!

Ronaldinho, who is in full swing, has to get on the pole and hug his thigh, otherwise he will not win the championship!

Beauty stars all over the world are crying and shouting that they want to have sex with themselves and give birth to monkeys for themselves...

Think about it, Vardy is drooling!

Nima, I haven't reached this level yet!

Just thinking about it makes my blood boil!

I decided to take this as my goal!

I don't write fiction, I use reality to realize it!

Well, even if the first few items cannot be realized, the last one must be achieved...

effort!

struggle!

In order to give birth to a monkey, struggle!