I am Vardy

What can make a hunk tremble with fear is definitely not another hunk.

Vardy looked at Alonso strangely, isn't this your best chance to comfort Gerrard?

It's like watching a horror movie in a movie theater. When you see a scary place, there will always be a girl who will sneak into the boy's arms. Even if the girl is not actually afraid, she must give the boy a chance!

Vardy felt that Gerrard was actually not that timid, he just did this in the hope that someone would comfort him

Brother Long has been hiding away, as if avoiding suspicion. Whether he is a boy or a girl, Valdy feels that he is a bit puzzled.

Well, it looks like the two of them aren't really in love!

Vardy couldn't help but rang out a passage summed up by others in his previous life——

Life is like Gerrard, you loved Owen, Alonso, and Torres, but it was Carragher who silently accompanied you to the end;

Life is more like Carragher, waiting silently for Gerrard, seeing him meet Owen, Alonso, Torres, until finally he finds your company all the time, everything has passed, and you can only say goodbye

Looking at Carragher who came to help Gerrard up, Vardy knew that this is also a man with a story.

Well, who cares about you!

The game continued, Gerrard played poorly, Liverpool's performance was naturally not good, and was pushed back to their own half by Manchester United.

No one expected that a strong dialogue that should have been evenly matched turned into a one-sided match. At least this kind of situation almost never happened in the double red meeting.

In just a few minutes, taking advantage of Liverpool's weakness, Manchester United had completed several shots, all of which were quite threatening, and in the end, Manchester United broke through Liverpool's gate.

Giggs played the ball to Scholes, and Scholes scored from a long distance. When Manchester United's young trident gradually became the mainstay, the two old fritters were constantly looking for opportunities to prove that they were not old.

When Manchester United celebrated their goal, Benister called Gerrard to the sidelines, but he didn't say anything. He wanted to save some face for the captain, but in fact, everyone could see that during this time, Gerrard How badly De behaved!

However, Gerrard is still obsessed with Vardy's "Three Laughs Curse", unable to concentrate on the game at all, so Benister did another useless effort.

After the restart, Vardy did not miss the opportunity to continue to scare Gerrard. After Alan Smith was knocked down by an absent-minded Gerrard, Vardy appeared next to Gerrard again without a sound. Ghosts are everywhere.

This time, in order to attract Gerrard's attention, Vardy not only posed in the same pose as before, but also laughed out loud, which made people feel creepy.

Gerrard is really going to collapse this time, and now he feels that Vardy is not Vardy, but a devil in Vardy's skin, and this devil is now here to kill him.

Now, with only one last laugh, he might be about to die!

This feeling is really scary and very special!

No, I can't die, absolutely can't die!

I haven't led Liverpool to the league title yet!

My daughter was just born, and I haven't seen her grow up and get married yet!

I want to grow old with my wife forever!

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At this moment, Gerrard has an infinite desire to survive from the bottom of his heart, and he is absolutely unwilling to die here like a dog without knowing why.

It was as if a drowning man had grasped a straw and held it tightly. This was his only hope of survival.

At this moment, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the first half, and the two teams began to leave the field.

Vardy looked at Gerrard who was in a daze, and felt very happy in his heart. This routine is very slippery!

I scare Gerrard this time, presumably Gerrard will not reveal it to the outside world, after all, he is ashamed, so he can use the routine on Lampard next time, who told him to tear himself before underpants.

At this time, in the locker room of the visiting team, Gerrard was frantically looking through everyone's lockers. Everyone looked at him as if he was looking at a thief.

"I said, Captain, if you are interested in my panties, I can give you one, really!"

"Captain, I have £500 in my pocket. Where did you get it? If you lose it, it's yours!"

"Damn it, what are you doing with my condom inside out?"

Ignoring everyone's ridicule, Gerrard finally found a cross in Carragher's cabinet, and was immediately ecstatic.

Under everyone's puzzled eyes, the Jie team stuck the cross on the inside of the jersey. After all, football rules do not allow wearing similar things on the field.

Laughing, this time I finally don't have to be afraid of Vardy's "death smile", I have a cross next to me, and the evil spirits quickly recede!

Looking at this captain who is completely different from usual, everyone doesn't know what to say. Is this the rhythm driven crazy by Vardy?

When he played in the second half, Gerrard didn't hesitate to look at Vardy. He was so confident that he even dared to look at Vardy.

Vardy was confused by Gerrard, did Gerrard see through his trick?

Well, it sure is!

After all, Captain Jie is not an idiot, how could he not understand it all the time!

Well, the game is already ahead anyway, so what if you get back to normal, this is Old Trafford, no one has yet taken a win from here when Manchester United is leading!

At the beginning of the second half, Manchester United solidified their defense in the midfield and intercepted Liverpool's offense layer by layer. As long as the steal was completed, there would be a wave of sharp counterattacks immediately. With such a method, Manchester United was familiar with it. The front trident seemed to be born for such tactics. .

On the other hand, Liverpool's performance was almost the same as in the first half, lifeless, and both offensive and defensive seemed to be disorganized.

What's happening here?

Many Liverpool fans are wondering, this kind of Liverpool is not normal!

If someone can detect the thoughts of the players on the field, then he will be able to get the answer accurately!

At this time, although Gerrard, the absolute leader of Liverpool, had the blessing of the cross, he still did not focus on the game.

Why isn't Vardy smiling at me?

You were merciless when I was unprepared just now, but now that I'm wearing a cross, you don't even smile at me?

It's like between two big countries, one has played tactics against the other. If this war starts, it will be a world war!

In order to win the war, the mobilization of the whole people began. All the citizens are ready to fight. Even the 80-year-old grandmother is carrying an AK47, preparing to fight a protracted Patriotic War.

But everything was ready, but it was too late to wait for the opponent's attack. After a long time of trouble, people said it was a misunderstanding.

One can imagine how they will feel!

Gerald felt as if he had beeped the dog now, he felt that he had been punched heavily on the cotton, and he had nowhere to bear the force, but instead made himself feel uncomfortable for a long time.

Are you really not smiling at me?

Seeing such a tangled Gerrard, Vardy really laughed out loud, but this time his smile was not dark at all.

Gerald instantly felt as if an inexplicable force surrounded him, but in the end the unknown force was absorbed by the cross pasted inside his clothes, and he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. This is a typical psychological effect.

He smiled at me!

Great, I'm not dead!

Thank God!

Gerrard suddenly pointed to the sky and made a gesture of thanking God, just like Kaka often does when celebrating goals.

But at this moment, everyone was dumbfounded. This is the game, and the two sides are entangled in the midfield. Gerrard, as the leader of the Red Army, does not go all out, but thank God like no one else?

What game are you playing?

Not to mention the fans, even the Liverpool players are a little dumbfounded, today's captain is too abnormal.

At this time, Gerrard looked at Vardy with a smug look, like the smile of a winner.

Although Vardy didn't know that Gerrard actually stuck a cross under his clothes in order to save his life, he knew that Gerrard must be grateful that he survived under his "death smile".

So, now is the time to solve the mystery!

Vardy walked up to Ronaldo, patted Ronaldo on the shoulder, and said loudly to Ronaldo, his voice can guarantee that Gerrard can hear.

"Speaking of which, the dog died quite badly. The big truck ran over it directly, and it didn't even have the shape of a dog!"

Nima!

Nima!

Ronaldo and Gerrard scolded Vardy in their hearts at the same time.

You said it so scary before, like a horror movie, and finally you told me that the dog was run over by a truck?

Why didn't the big truck run over you?

Ronaldo was scared enough, so he didn't play well in this game. Now he got Vardy's answer. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he really wanted to fight Vardy desperately.

But the one who wants to fight Vardy the most is not Ronaldo, but Gerrard.

Touching the cross on the inside of his clothes, Gerald felt stupid!

It is a shame and a shame to be really frightened by Vardy's so-called three "death smiles"!

Now he has understood that Vardy definitely told him on purpose, all of this is in Vardy's plan, and this guy today regards himself as a teasing target.

Gerald was about to cry, and even the greatest mathematician in the world might not be able to calculate the area of ​​his psychological shadow. It was like Goldbach's conjecture, and no one could solve it.

Blazing flames burst from Gerald's head, as if suddenly transformed into a Super Saiyan, and Gerald appeared with full firepower.

As the super leader of the Red Army, Gerrard is ashamed of his stupidity and cowardice in this game. Now, he will try his best to make up for the loss he caused to the team. He will never allow this game to lose The ball leaves Old Trafford!

Vardy, I am at odds with you!