I am Vardy

A full-fire Gerrard let everyone know what a top all-round fighter is, and also taught Manchester United midfielder Alan Smith a vivid lesson, letting him know that sometimes it is not enough to work hard.

Organizing, passing, passing, feeding the ball, bursting shots, they are omnipotent, like the incarnation of God.

Gerrard alone is about to collapse Manchester United's defense.

Under Gerrard's coaching leadership, Liverpool turned away from the guests and firmly suppressed Manchester United, with the potential to overthrow the Red Devils in the away game.

This made Vardy feel very bad. If he had known that he would tease Gerrard to explode, why should he scare Team Jie!

However, after the storm, Liverpool's biggest weakness was exposed, that is, the overall level of players is not good.

Except for Gerrard, a world-class superstar, only Brother Long can do it, but Brother Long belongs to the type of gentle wind and light rain. He is not the kind of star who can change the result of the game by relying on his personal ability.

Although the other players are all Premier League-level titans, they don't quite match Liverpool's status as a giant, so it is understandable that Liverpool has been unable to rise.

After more than ten minutes of onslaught, Manchester United's defense was flattened, but they still failed to break through Manchester United's goal. Gerrard's heroic attitude made fans all over the world cry.

There is no way. Gerrard will always lack strong teammates who can provide him with absolute support. Football is always a team game. Maybe sometimes the shining of a star can determine the victory of a game, but most of the time, it is still the overall.

So when the game ended, the score was still 1:0, and Manchester United beat Liverpool at home.

Perhaps it seems that this game is not too intense. The real double red will not have a red card every time, and no one will end up injured, just like a fake, but this game has far-reaching significance for Manchester United.

With this victory, Manchester United is only 3 points away from the top Chelsea. It's just a game. At least Manchester United has seen the hope of the championship, instead of being left behind by Chelsea forever.

At the end of the game, Gerrard lost his expression, which is really rare for a determined fighter.

Perhaps the soul of Liverpool's team is already thinking, why is this?

The Red Army is still the world's giants, which is determined by history and heritage, just like those upstarts, they will never be worthy of this title.

But does the current Red Army really have the strength of a wealthy family?

Look at the teammates around you,

They also tried their best, but many times they were unable to do what they wanted.

When the passion for the Champions League has faded, what is left of Liverpool?

It is still the desire for the championship, and the helplessness of the actual results.

Liverpool has been down for too long!

Is my perseverance meaningful, and is there still a chance to realize my long-standing ideals and pursuits?

Gerrard has never been so lost as he is today.

In the post-match press conference, Gerrard made a profound self-criticism. If it wasn’t for his loss in the first half, then Manchester United might not have scored the winning goal. As the captain, he must take the responsibility on himself .

"I think the fundamental reason why Manchester United won this game is that they have Vardy, but Liverpool don't, it's that simple!" Gerrard's tone was full of exclamation and unwillingness.

The reporters were in an uproar, not understanding what Gerald meant.

Manchester United's goal was scored by Scholes and assisted by Giggs. Vardy hardly participated in the goal, and Vardy's performance throughout the game can only be said to be normal, far from amazing To a certain extent, why did Gerrard say that Manchester United's victory was due to Vardy?

Does this mean to continue to show favor to Vardy, and then Liverpool will continue to buy Vardy at the end of the season?

Or is this a trick by Gerrard to provoke Manchester United's internal conflicts?

There is definitely a little-known secret in it!

In fact, this is really an unknown secret. Gerrard would not say that he was frightened by Vardy's so-called "smile curse". It would be so bad, so he believes that Vardy is the hero of Manchester United's victory. He didn't mean to provoke anything, but it's just that some words are inconvenient to say.

Vardy knew what Gerrard meant, he smiled, he was very happy anyway.

The team wins, even though they have neither scored nor assisted, but winning is winning, and this is the most important thing.

Secondly, I completed the task by myself and succeeded in frightening Gerald. Although it didn't really scare the Jie team, it actually made the Jie team sleepwalk in the first half, which is almost as powerful as a nuclear weapon.

And because I played in hot-looking long johns in this game, I was forced to a new level, the system did not hesitate to reward me with some free feature points, plus system gold coins, a good harvest.

Of course, the impact of this game is also far-reaching, a pair of long johns almost changed the whole world.

Originally, Vardy stood at the pinnacle of the trend, leading the direction of the funny industry. From the initial Shamat, to the later fruit shapes, hair bands and a series of popular products, they are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Young people who more or less imitate Vardy are everywhere. This is a strange world, and no one knows what will be popular one day.

Europeans who have never liked long johns, after Vardy swaggered on stage in long johns, suddenly discovered that long johns also have their own unique charm.

Sexy is not the whole of charm, long johns cover up sexy, but it brings sensuality.

Overnight, long johns became the most popular element in Europe, like an earthquake swept the entire European continent.

And this time, who is the beneficiary?

There is no doubt that it is the garment factories in Huaxia.

Most of the daily clothes in Europe are made by Chinese factories, and long johns are a must-have item for Chinese people.

The orders that came from Europe like snowflakes made all the factory owners laugh. This is the rhythm of making a fortune and earning foreign exchange.

As a result, Vardy's portraits were enshrined in many factory workshops. Before the start of work every morning, there must be three worships and nine kowtows. Vardy has become the "father of long trousers".

Well, Vardy has successfully helped another industry to take off after "funny grandpa"

Of course, factory owners who don't pay much attention to trademark rights have worked hard to make full use of Vardy's value.

"Valdi's long johns of the same style" are all over the street, and they seem to dominate the long johns market. Several old underwear manufacturers are living a miserable life.

And in order to highlight Vardy's appeal to buyers, they specially printed Vardy's portrait on the triangle part of the long johns, which is simply ruinous.

Everyone knows that there is a small channel in the triangle in front of gay men, which is used for flood discharge, and their design is that the small channel is exactly the mouth of Vardy.

You can imagine this picture, when they took out their penis, it came out of Vardy's mouth, which is too embarrassing

Compared with lesbians, they are nothing compared to the big witch.

Wearing such long johns, it feels like Vardy is staring at his private parts all the time, which is hard to explain, and those girls with sensitive bodies feel wet all the time

Of course, male compatriots are very envious of this, and they also want to be a girl's personal thing, always by their side!

Fortunately, Vardy didn't know this. If he knew that he was soaked in the ocean every day, he might have suicidal thoughts.

It's not just ordinary people chasing trends. In several Premier League games the next night, quite a few stars also followed in Vardy's footsteps and put on long johns. They are definitely trendy.

In the words of the media, there is no winner in this round of the league, there is only one winner, and that is long johns!

The FA is quitting. They have worked so hard to promote the Premier League around the world. Why are you making trouble for me in long johns? You are looking for death!

So, on Monday, the FA's decision was quickly issued.

All forms of long johns and stockings are prohibited from appearing on the court, even if you stuff them in your crotch and put them on your head after scoring a goal.

The wording is so severe that it makes people feel that if someone violates it, it is probably the result of a lifetime ban.

Many people want to know, as a trendsetter, what will Vardy do?

Against the FA?

Or obediently?

Judging from Vardy's level of teasing, I am afraid that there is a greater chance of going against the FA in another way

Just when everyone was expecting Vardy to stand up against the tyranny of the FA, Vardy applauded and welcomed the new rules of the FA, like an obedient baby, which made people shatter their glasses.

What's wrong with Vardy?

Is this still the teaser who is not afraid of anything?

The FA felt puzzled. They even suspected that Vardy said this specifically to paralyze them, but in fact they were secretly brewing new tricks.

The big men of the FA couldn't wait to kneel in front of Vardy, begging Vardy to stop messing with his nose and tears.

We're all getting old, and we can't stand your tossing around like that, please show your hand and let us go!

In fact, the FA would never be afraid of a player normally. On the contrary, the players are afraid of the FA.

But Vardy is completely different, this guy doesn't play cards according to common sense at all!

If other people do things, just punish them directly, that's fine.

But what Vardy did has never happened before, even if they want to punish them, they can't do it, because there are no rules stipulating how to punish them. If they really issue tickets randomly, then no one will be convinced.

After Vardy finishes his work, the FA will issue regulations, but Vardy will never do similar things again, and people will play other new tricks.

The speed at which the FA formulates new regulations cannot keep up with Vardy's speed of doing things!

So this is embarrassing!