I am Vardy

When the news spread that the turf in Yihuo Park had been eaten up by sheep, everyone's first reaction was disbelief.

There are so many sheep, say you escape from prison?

Is it possible to enter the Ewood Park Stadium?

In such a long process, if anyone finds out, it is possible to avoid the disaster.

But why did it happen in the end?

It's incredible!

Thinking about the tit-for-tat between Vardy and Blackburn before, one of the key points lies in the turf of Ewood Park. There will be no causal connection in it, right?

Vardy is so funny that he really can't be messed with!

Blackburn just accused Vardy of deliberately destroying the turf, and 3,000 sheep came to deliberately destroy the turf, which directly blew up Blackburn's home court.

To put it in a fantasy way, Vardy has the attributes of a summoner, can control the flock and help him do things!

Of course, from a materialist point of view, that can only be explained by coincidence.

Well, people who love to laugh are not bad luck, especially those who always make others laugh, they are not bad luck.

So the final conclusion is that you must not be an enemy of Vardy, because his luck is so good that you can't stop it at all, and you can only be unlucky in the end.

In the end, Blackburn spent millions to re-lay the turf, and the last two home games had to be postponed, which was a mess.

I believe that at this time, the top executives of Blackburn are crying without tears. If I had known it, I would not have provoked Vardy so much.

The second round of the UEFA Champions League round of 16 has started again. Manchester United, who have beaten their opponents in an away game, will return to the home court. Naturally, there will be no surprises. All they need to do is to finish the 90-minute game and then advance. It's that simple!

Even though the schedule was not particularly intensive, Ferguson still chose a large rotation. Only a few main players with excellent physical fitness were able to start, and the rest on the field were substitute players. Even Ruud van Nistelrooy, who was marginalized, got a chance to play.

Well, the opponent is very sad, even Manchester United's substitute lineup is not weaker than them in essence.

Although the Rangers scored a goal in the first half, the huge gap still made them hopeless.

And Manchester United's personnel adjustment in the 70 minutes of the second half directly killed the game.

Vardy is on the stage, with a shining halo, and with the voice of the audience, glory is on the stage!

"Enter one!"

"Enter one!"

"Enter one!"

All Manchester United fans are clamoring for Vardy to score one.

Although Manchester United has been confirmed to advance, losing at home is not such a glorious thing after all. They don't want Rangers to leave with their heads held high.

Vardy waved to the stands, indicating that he had received it.

And he did not disappoint the fans. He created a fierce murderous intent when he touched the ball for the first time after playing.

The opponent was attacking. Vardy ran and intercepted near the midfield without hesitation. Finally, he seized the opportunity of the opponent's mistake in stopping the ball. halftime.

There are three defensive players left in front, and the teammates behind him have not had time to keep up, so Vardy can only choose to do it alone.

In the high-speed sprint, the quick change of center of gravity made the opponent's two defensive players who were planning to double-team suffocate. With the addition of Lingbo Weibu, Vardy's footsteps seemed dreamy, and the two defensive players were desperate. Shake it off.

However, Lingbo Weibu's continuity does not satisfy Vardy. After passing two defensive players, the last defensive player has blocked Vardy's way forward. The probability of the two controlling the ball is almost half and half. .

No way, right foot!

Don't be afraid of pain, whoever is afraid will lose!

With an aura of no hesitation, Vardy reached for the ball, and the opponent also fought for every inch of land. The two faced off like a comet hitting the earth.

The final result is actually very easy to predict. Vardy has a funny halo and is lucky.

Of course, the most reasonable explanation,

Vardy is the protagonist

After the fierce collision, the ball was in a favorable position for Vardy. Vardy stretched out his foot, started at high speed, and rushed towards the Rangers' goal.

At that moment, Vardy accidentally stepped on the opponent's shoe when he stepped on the ground.

Vardy ignored these small details, faced the goalkeeper single-handedly, scored the ball, and began to celebrate the goal at Old Trafford.

The Manchester United fans in the stands were about to explode. Vardy did not disappoint them, and he scored a goal for them when he appeared on the field. They simply love such a player!

But at this moment, the Rangers defender who lost to Vardy in the duel was a little frustrated, picked up the sneakers from the ground and flew towards Vardy!

At that moment, it seemed that the whole world stood still!

The person says they don't want to talk to you and throws a shoe at you

I'll smash you to death, you idiot!

Vardy didn't expect that there were still people attacking him here, and he didn't react at all.

However, the sneakers still did not hit Vardy, but were hit by Rooney who rushed over to celebrate halfway.

Rooney was a little stunned. This is Old Trafford. It is impossible for fans to throw objects from the stands and hit themselves. How could they be attacked?

Is it a terrorist attack?

Looking at the lonely sneaker on the ground that seemed to be emitting green poisonous smoke, Rooney felt that every cell in his body was filled with anger.

Did I cuckold you or demolish your house, and you hit me with a shoe?

Switching from being a football player to a boxer in an instant, Rooney was about to rush over and teach his opponent a lesson.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the Manchester United players quickly hugged Rooney, and finally kept Rooney from committing murder.

At this time, the referee rushed over to appease Rooney, turned his head and gave the Rangers defender a red card without hesitation!

You give me OUT!

I've never seen someone fly with sneakers on the court, and you opened my eyes today!

Get out of here now!

The Rangers defender looked gloomy, and he was still explaining to the referee: "I'm not trying to hit someone, I just want to exchange sneakers with Vardy, because his goal is so beautiful!"

This reason is so fresh and refined that it drives the referee crazy!

Swap sneakers?

Do you want to exchange the little underpants inside?

stupid gay!

Vardy also looked helpless. In this magical green field, there are really all kinds of wonderful characters.

Let's not talk about anything else, the game is still going on, you told me to exchange sneakers?

And who the hell wants you to exchange sneakers!

Who knows if you have athlete's foot!

Don't disgust me, okay!

The most important thing is, whoever believes that you are not trying to smash people is an idiot!

In the end, the defender of the Rangers walked off the court in a depressed mood. He acted impulsively in anger after losing the game just now, and now the retribution is finally here!

The penalty in this game does not count, and he will definitely be punished by UEFA. After all, hitting someone with a shoe is too bad.

He just walked to the sidelines, crackling, crackling, accompanied by whistling sounds, countless shoes in the stands smashed down on him, like a meteor shower, so dense that he couldn't even hide.

Let you smash Vardy and Rooney with your shoes, now we smash you to death!

In just a few seconds, countless shoes of various types and tastes poured down from the stands, smashing his head full.

Terrible!

According to incomplete statistics, at least hundreds of fans walked out of Old Trafford without shoes after the game

The fans who watched the live broadcast watched another annual drama, which was as exciting as the ratings champion.

They have long been used to unexpected appearances in games with Vardy. The first time they were surprised, the second time they were surprised, and the third time they expressed concern. But now, they are very indifferent!

"This guy's shuriken is quite accurate, but the lethality is not enough. It hit Rooney. Rooney said that he seemed to be bitten by a mosquito!"

"Looking at the guy's anger, I now suspect that Vardy must have gone out to hunt for sex again when he was away, and the girl he took down must have something to do with that guy, either his mother or his wife, otherwise it wouldn't be Such a big hatred!"

"Ferguson must now be thinking of taking this guy under his command, slowly training him, and waiting to be his successor. The style of that flying shoe is directly catching up to Ferguson's flying shoe door against Beckham!"

"Is the focus of your discussion a bit wrong, isn't Vardy scoring a goal?"

At this time, Vardy was really a little scared.

Mainly because of the turf allergy last time, Vardy was a little worried about his allergic constitution.

I am allergic to turf, let me live in the courtyard for a few days, and the opponent's stinky shoes will make me die straight away!

God knows how many fungi are in there!

This is really a terrible world. I didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, and I couldn't escape the attack. If I tried to die a little more, I might really die!

At the end of the game, Manchester United was tied by Glasgow Rangers at home. With the advantage of the total score, they advanced to the quarterfinals of the Champions League.

However, what attracted the most attention in this game was naturally the player version of the flying boots, which surprised everyone.

UEFA's ticket came down quickly. This player was suspended for 8 games in Europe because of violent behavior on the pitch. This is definitely a very severe punishment.

Joining the Glasgow Rangers can reach the Champions League group stage next season, and qualify for the top 16 in the group stage, then he has no chance to play.

Do you still think that the Glasgow Rangers can go further into the quarter-finals?

As for his so-called "exchanging sneakers" remarks, it made everyone laugh so hard that their stomach hurts. It's really hard for you to think of such a nonsense reason.

In order to ridicule this player, many Manchester United fans around the world forgot that Glasgow Rangers had delivered a package, and it was for him by name.

And when he came home with a truckload of couriers and started unpacking, he was in a bad mood!

The first package to open was a pair of stinky shoes, as stinky as you want;

The second one was opened, and it was still a pair of stinky shoes, and in comparison, he felt that the first pair was actually not so smelly;

third open

Don't you want to exchange sneakers?

Come, no need to exchange, we will give it to you directly, please keep it well!