I am Vardy

Sometimes it’s really not a good thing to run too fast, and it’s a tragedy if your shoes can’t keep up!

Vardy laughed at himself and walked back slowly!

Sitting on the ground aboveboard and tying his shoelaces, Vardy said in his heart, I have increased the exposure of Nike's sneakers again, why don't you add a chicken leg to me?

Although this counterattack was unsuccessful, it still made the Rangers players break out in a cold sweat.

Vardy's counterattack was too sharp and terrifying, and they couldn't defend at all. If Vardy hadn't lost his shoes just now, they might have fallen behind now.

This time, he was able to resist the past by accident, but what should he do next time?

Do you pray that Vardy will lose another shoe next time?

God said, he won't take this job!

After the game restarted, the Wanderers withered and didn't dare to continue to press out to play some kind of header bombing. Don't let Pearl Harbor fail to sneak attack, but let people drop two atomic bombs!

But now Manchester United's style of play is to cut flesh with blunt knives, torturing the Glasgow Rangers bit by bit.

In the 23rd minute of the first half, Vardy assisted Giggs to score and Manchester United led by one goal;

In the 43rd minute of the first half, Ronaldo single-handedly scored and Manchester United led by two goals;

In the second half, Manchester United went on a killing spree. Vardy shot from the top of the penalty area, leaving the opponent's goalkeeper out of reach, and Manchester United led by three goals;

So far, Manchester United has secured the victory and even the qualification for promotion. Who would believe that Manchester United can be overturned by Rangers when they return to home court?

The opponents seemed to resign themselves to their fate, the offense was unable to play, and the defense was weak, as if all their energy was exhausted in the first 20 minutes.

So Manchester United began to control the game more recklessly, control the ball, and waste time waiting for the end of the game.

I thought the game was over like this, but I didn't expect that Saha, who came off the bench, didn't give the home team any face. In the last 20 minutes, he kicked his head and scored two more goals. Manchester United finally slaughtered the Glasgow Rangers with five goals.

Sure enough, everyone's predictions before the game were correct. Manchester United was recommended to the quarter-finals. Facing the weakest player in the top 16, Manchester United had a good taste.

With the Champions League victory over Yu Wei, Manchester United returned to the league and defeated Wigan away, continuing to maintain the pressure on Chelsea.

The two-line battle is going hand in hand. Although the league is behind, it is not without hope of catching up. The Champions League is strong, and Manchester United is on the best momentum, which makes all the Red Devils fans around the world feel very excited.

But at this time, Vardy encountered a little trouble, mainly because the Blackburn club is too disgusting.

I gnawed a mouthful of turf at Blackburn's home court and ended up leaving due to allergies. If it was changed to another team, it would be nothing.

But Blackburn's despicableness really made Vardy angry, so he didn't have the idea of ​​turning things into small things, he just wanted to make things big.

So he directly complained to the FA that Blackburn poisoned the turf, which caused his lips to swell into sausages, and he was discharged from the game after being poisoned.

Of course, if the opponent really poisons, it is useless for Vardy to complain to the FA. The best way is to call the police directly, which is a criminal case.

But it is obviously impossible for the opponent to really poison. Vardy did this just to disgust the opponent.

Blackburn has already been punished by the FA for their negative treatment of the game and unscrupulous delay of time, but Vardy thinks this is too light.

Faced with Vardy's complaint, the FA is about to cry, what should we do?

If you really think that Blackburn was poisoned, you go to the police, what should we do about it?

You can't kill Blackburn just because you are allergic to turf!

Although the FA is also very disgusted with Blackburn now, and their anti-human way of playing football has hit the image of the Premier League, but it is impossible for them to really send Blackburn to hell by themselves.

It doesn't make sense.

Brother, stop making trouble!

Still think things are not messy enough!

There is no way, the media has already made a lot of noise, if the FA does not come up with an attitude, there is no way to convince the public, so they can only send an investigation team to act separately. Of.

Vardy, who is so aggressive, Blackburn is not doing it anymore, you are not over yet, are you?

Angrily, Blackburn also complained to the FA, and the reasons for their complaints were even more ridiculous.

Vardy deliberately damaged the Blackburn home turf during the game, causing serious damage to the turf. He has applied to the FA for compensation.

Vardy deliberately destroying the turf?

If it is said that Vardy's bit of turf can be considered as deliberate damage to the turf, then Vardy really has nothing to say.

It's too shameless to find such an excuse to disgust people. For the first time, Valdy feels that he is willing to bow down in front of others!

"If Vardy really can't afford to eat, then we don't mind feeding him the leftover burgers and fries, but the behavior of eating turf while hungry like this is definitely not worth advocating, let alone destroying valuable turf , this thing can't be digested!"

The chairman of Blackburn seemed to be kindly mocking Vardy. They also hated Vardy, the culprit who caused Blackburn to lose.

This time, not to mention Vardy, even the FA were dumbfounded.

I go, this excuse for attacking is so fresh and refined.

Blackburn is full of talent!

It is nonsense to talk about this level, not to mention unprecedented, but at least even those politicians who have no bottom line can't do it.

The media is going crazy with joy, Vardy and Blackburn are facing each other, this kind of excitement, there are not many times in a season, their sales are waiting to skyrocket.

The FA is caught in the middle, how embarrassing it is. Vardy is not worried, and Blackburn is even more worried. This is the rhythm that is going to kill people.

Vardy is enough nonsense, and Blackburn is even more amazing. These two guys who don't follow the routine at all get together, it's like sparks hitting the earth.

There is no way, the FA can only uphold the consistent principles, turn big things into small things, comfort from all parties, and finally, it doesn't hurt or itches, and everyone is happy.

First of all, the FA appeased Vardy, Blackburn did not poison, but due to the quality of the Blackburn turf is not up to standard, it specially compensated Vardy for medical expenses and lost work, and the money was paid by the FA;

Then there is Blackburn, but Blackburn's shot is unreasonable, and the FA did not appease, but did business.

Accidentally nibbling a piece of grass is called sabotage?

Does it count as stepping on it with your feet?

If this is the case, then there is no need to compete, and there will be no harm without competition!

So, do you Blackburn still play at home?

With such a threat, Blackburn was naturally obedient and honest, and obediently withdrew the complaint. Anyway, they just wanted to disgust Vardy.

However, Blackburn still made a mocking statement: In order to prevent Vardy from starving, Blackburn welcomes Vardy's turf at any time in the future, ensuring freshness and no additions!

Vardy originally planned to calm down, but he didn't expect his opponent to dare to mock him.

You really think you are made of mud!

The furious Vardy expressed his position to the reporters viciously-the next time I meet Blackburn, I will let you know what despair is.

However, there is no way for such cruel words to become reality immediately, which makes Vardy, who pays attention to hatred overnight, very upset.

How can we teach Blackburn a lesson right away?

Well, it seems that we can only turn to the great teasing system for help.

The teasing system has no other ability, it is to rule all kinds of dissatisfaction.

Of course, this dissatisfaction may also include myself...

Entering the system store and seeing the refreshed products, Vardy immediately began to thank God, oh no, thank you for the funny system!

You are so sweet!

There is actually a wishing card, and it only sells for 5 yuan!

This time, there is no need to go to the lottery system to try your luck, and the problem can be solved directly in the system store.

After buying the wishing card, Vardy shot Blackburn without hesitation.

"Make a wish: Destroy Blackburn's turf beyond recognition, preferably not a blade of grass left!"

Didn't you say that I deliberately destroyed the turf? Now I will show you the damage. Of course, if you can know that I did it, then you are amazing!

Successfully making this wish cost Vardy an equivalent of 10 system gold coins, but Vardy, who is already wealthy, doesn't care at all, as long as he can relieve his anger, it doesn't matter how much it is.

But what makes Vardy curious is, in what way will the system make the Blackburn home turf bald?

The system's behavior is often unconstrained, which is beyond imagination, and Vardy has to admire this!

Could it be that the turf maintainers accidentally sprayed herbicides?

With Valdi's lack of imagination, he can only guess here.

Well, if you can't think of it, don't think about it, just wait and watch the show!

After a pleasant night, when he got up in the morning, Vardy deliberately searched for relevant news on the Internet, but it was not until noon that the news was actually reported.

When he saw the news, Vardy almost sprayed, he knelt down to the great teasing system.

The original system is really quite creative!

According to reliable sources, 3,000 sheep on a large farm outside Blackburn successfully escaped by climbing over a fence last night, and a large part of them slipped into Ewood Park, which is not far away from Blackburn’s home stadium. The turf has been gnawed away. When the staff entered the stadium in the morning, the entire stadium was bare and there was no green. The sheep passed through the border, leaving only dense sheep poop.

Vardy took a breath, and was shocked by the system's generosity.

Is this the Pleasant Goats party at Ewood Park?

Isn't there a big gray wolf to stop it?