I am Vardy

Manchester United finally beat Portsmouth away and walked out of the haze of failure. Vardy's goal opened the door for Manchester United to win, and the subsequent goals were actually just icing on the cake.

But this is obviously not the focus of everyone's attention in this game. Vardy ate grass to make people laugh.

A guy whose lifelong pursuit is to be funny, you can't expect him to play a game in a serious manner, even if he wants to do it, fate will not agree.

Just like it is now, do you think Vardy grazes on purpose?

Obviously not!

The ground gliding was not well practiced, not as chic as the golden bomber Klinsmann, and the result was a mouthful of grass.

It may take only a second to change from a carnivore to a herbivore.

And that's not all, the unlucky Vardy's lips were swollen like sausages after eating grass. Is this a rhythm for himself?

What's more interesting is that the media has received news from the hospital that it wasn't Vardy's lip that caused congestion and swelling on the ground, but an allergy to the turf.

Well, I have heard of seafood allergies, pollen allergies, and some drug allergies, such as penicillin, but I have never heard of turf allergies.

What the hell is this?

Like Vardy, most people are stunned when they hear this word!

Are you sure this isn't something the doctor just made up without finding the real cause?

No matter how it sounds like nonsense!

Well, everyone has to admit that Vardy is so unusual, even having a disease is different from us, this cannot be learned!

At this time, Vardy was lying on the hospital bed receiving condolences from his teammates, feeling like he wanted to die!

How can this be condolences!

Some people take a photo with Vardy with a camera, of course, the focus is on Vardy's sausage-like lips;

Some people gave Vardy a mirror as a gift, so that he could see his sausage mouth all the time;

Ronaldo is the most annoying bastard,

The makeup deliberately made the lips swollen and big, so as to anger Vardy;

Have you ever considered my feelings?

I'm so sad!

Vardy was crying, crying so sad, so sad, if his lips were not so swollen that he couldn't open his mouth, he would definitely be able to cry

After driving away the animals, Vardy finally calmed down and spent his first night in the hospital.

The night was very tormenting, not because I couldn't sleep after changing the bed, nor because my lips were swollen and uncomfortable.

Brother next door, can you keep your voice down?

This is a hospital, not a Nima Hotel!

Since midnight, it's been like a world war next door, and it's been going on and on, making Vardy almost nervous!

With a high-pitched cry, the war ended with the surrender of which side did not know. Vardy breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he could finally sleep well!

But Vardy obviously thought too well, and then there was a flurry of flying, people coming and going, and fluttering for a long time, Vardy didn't even know how he fell asleep!

Waking up the next day, Vardy had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, as if he had been dyed into a panda.

Nima, I will never be hospitalized again!

This is Vardy's truest emotion now.

"I really admire him. I broke my leg, but I still didn't forget to do it. No, the movement is too big, and the fracture was fixed in vain. Last night, I was rushed to the operating room!"

"But he is really persistent. I listened to it for more than two hours last night, and it made me so wet that I almost solved it myself!"

"Yeah, it's really fierce, the inflatable doll was stabbed by him!"

When the two little nurses were changing Vardy's dressing, they whispered.

Vardy was shocked at the big brother next door, you are the biggest tease!

If you don't die, you won't die!

How about a broken leg, you dare to toss around, how hungry are you?

Thank goodness there are blow-up dolls, otherwise this thing must be a factor of social instability.

Fortunately, the man was honest on the second night. Of course, it is also possible that the doll leaked air, and he was useless. Anyway, Vardy had a peaceful night.

Although the lips are still a little swollen, they are no longer serious, so the doctor agreed to discharge Vardy and go home.

Kisti came to pick Vardy out of the hospital very caringly, which moved Vardy very much.

The goddess has her own job, but she can put down the job and pick her up, how happy she is.

"Honey, you look so hot right now!" Kisti teased Vardy's lips.

One sentence ignited Vardy's passion. He drove to an empty place and kissed Kisti passionately in the car.

"Mom, look quickly, that car looks like an earthquake! Should we call the police?"

Vardy doesn't know how he feels about Kirsty, and he may not be in love, but the two of them get along very happily and have a tacit understanding. This kind of feeling can't be found in other people, including Anne.

Thinking of this, Valdy suddenly felt that he might not like Anne that much anymore.

Time can solve all problems. Maybe I used to be so in love that I couldn't do it without you. Anne seems to be the same, but now it seems that Anne and Grace are still very happy without me, and I seem to be gradually getting out of the haze.

Maybe one day when he and Annie can smile at each other without throbbing, this feeling will really disappear.

After spending a good few days with Kisti, Vardy returned to the team to report, of course, his lip must have been fully healed.

Then the welcome ceremony of the teammates is that everyone pouted, as if countless sausages were facing him, and Vardy exploded in an instant!

After laughing and making trouble, the team officially started preparing for the Champions League knockout round.

The opponent in the knockout round of 16 is Glasgow Rangers, the theoretically weakest opponent in the top 16. Even Manchester United themselves think that they have been sent to the quarterfinals.

Even if Manchester United is not a top team, who would believe that Glasgow Rangers can eliminate Manchester United?

Maybe we can only pray for a miracle, and then the Glasgow Rangers can lose so badly.

The implication is that even if a miracle happens, Manchester United can still win

Manchester United, which is the first place in the group, still has an advantage in the schedule. Even if there is an accident in the away game, they will be able to advance safely when they return to the home court.

When he came to Scotland with the team, Vardy felt the dignified atmosphere of the battle.

Perhaps Manchester United did not take the opponent seriously, but the opponent had no intention of admitting defeat at all. The enmity between England and Scotland will also be revealed in this game.

Of course, as a Scot, the old man still received applause from the Scottish fans when he played. Ferguson has become a golden sign of Scotland, a national treasure, and he deserves such respect.

But when it comes to the players, there is no such good treatment. The harsh boos seem to be able to pierce the eardrums at any time.

No one thinks that they will lose before the start of the game, even if there is a gap in strength between the two sides, who can tell the result!

Rangers fans have this idea, so they use this method to help the team. If they can create even a little obstacle for Manchester United, their goal will be achieved.

After the game started, the Rangers players showed great courage and charged towards the Manchester United half. Perhaps they wanted to grab the start. If they were lucky enough to score, then the game would be suspenseful.

I have to say that the Rangers' three-axes are still quite deterrent, more English-style than England's style of play, with super impact, two high center forwards took turns to bombard with headers, which made Van der Sar very embarrassed.

A central defender like Ferdinand can't take advantage of the opponent's center forward. It is conceivable how powerful the opponent's style of play is.

But if a high-altitude bombing can make Manchester United surrender, then Manchester United is not worthy of representing the Premier League in the Champions League.

After getting familiar with the opponent's style of play, the opponent's threat began to plummet. After Manchester United gradually stabilized their position, they also began to show their fangs.

Vardy suddenly used a savage charge to steal the ball at the opponent's feet in the midfield, and then poked the ball forward. With a sudden acceleration, the impact force completely exploded, as if entering no one's land.

Vardy made everyone climax with a sprint. Exclamations, boos, and cheers were intertwined to form a soaring momentum.

I couldn't help but roared - who can stop me?

No one answered, because no one could catch up to him!

But just when everyone thought that Vardy would use his best method to break through the opponent's goal, a sudden accident happened.

The shoelace on Vardy’s left foot didn’t know when it opened. During the high-speed sprint, although it didn’t get entangled and tripped Vardy, but because of the excessive force under the foot, the shoelace was loose in general. After one step, the shoe flew out

When he felt that the sneakers under his feet were leaving him, Vardy was in a daze.

I'll go, I've grown up and haven't been abandoned before, and you actually took my first time!

Do my feet smell so bad that I can't stand my shoes?

Stop, you can't sprint anymore, one foot has a shoe, the other foot has no shoe, one is high and the other is low, it is easy to hurt yourself!

As a result, Manchester United's excellent counterattack opportunity came to an abrupt end.

Ferguson hugged his head with an expression of infinite regret, unable to accept this scene at all.

The Manchester United players also stared wide-eyed, speechless, what a hell!

The players of the Rangers are celebrating. They almost conceded the ball just now. It feels so good to survive the disaster!

Vardy picked up his shoes and smiled awkwardly at his teammates, expressing his innocence.

He is indeed very innocent, who would have thought that his shoes would fly away while running!

This feeling is like a plane flying in the sky, suddenly a propeller falls off

"I can only kneel down to Vardy. He runs so fast that his shoes can't keep up!"

"Really, since watching Vardy's game, I know what a turning point is. Every time a normal result will appear, but the style of painting will go off in an instant, and then an unimaginable picture will appear!"

"How much money did Adidas give Vardy, and they advertised with such dedication, look, how many shots were given to Vardy when he was picking up shoes just now!"

"Shoelaces are for success, and shoelaces are for failure. Vardy always uses shoelaces to bind others. Today's shoelaces finally rebelled. So people, it's better to be honest!"

The fans in front of the TV were almost overjoyed because of the scene of Vardy running and losing his shoes!