I am Vardy

While warming up, small snowflakes began to flutter in the sky again, which eased the chilling atmosphere of the great battle.

When playing, Ferguson pulled Van der Sar and gave a special warning.

If Manchester United suppressed Tottenham throughout the game, in such cold weather, if Van der Sar had been stuck in front of the goal like a log, his whole body would probably be stiff. If Tottenham counterattacked, he might not be able to stretch his body.

Therefore, Van der Sar must jump up and down when he is free. No matter how enthusiastic the front kick is, he must always maintain his best condition.

Van der Sar is the most experienced goalkeeper. He has rich experience. He has been exercising non-stop since the beginning of the game, trying not to let his body cool down. When he got excited, his body twisted a few times. If it wasn't because he was in a public place, he might have been pole dancing around the doorpost.

The other Manchester United players don't know that Van der Sar is so flirtatious. At this time, they are trying to besiege Tottenham's goal.

Speaking of it, Tottenham seem to have no intention of making a fuss in the midfield today. They don't even have a high-post defense. They directly gave up the midfield to Manchester United. They just need to keep the goal. It seems that the team is not aggressive. will choose to do so.

But the only thing that satisfies Vardy is that Tottenham did not adopt lethal tactics, and now Manchester United can't afford to be hurt.

In the 14th minute of the game, Rooney took advantage of a corner kick and scored a header to break Tottenham's goal, giving the home opponent a blow.

The little fat guy has a big head, so he has a high header accuracy. Although he often can't win the header due to his height, if he wins, the chance of scoring is very high, far exceeding the average center forward.

The little fat man was very happy after scoring the goal, but before he could rush up excitedly, he was surrounded by teammates who swarmed in and passionately stroked his scoring head.

After the goal celebration ended, the Manchester United generals dispersed and returned to their original positions. Rooney looked down at the clumps of hair on the ground, wanting to cry without tears!

Conscience of heaven and earth, I am not losing my hair, it was all plucked off by you!

I fight you so hard!

 …

After Manchester United scored, Tottenham went through the motions and attacked back and forth, but after they had nothing to do with Manchester United's goal, they quickly retracted. Between food and safety, the turtle chose to save his life.

but,

At this time, the snow was getting bigger and bigger, from fine crumbs like flour to goose feathers, and it was getting denser and denser, even gradually blocking the line of sight.

Vardy stood at the top of Tottenham's penalty area and could barely see the opponent's goal in front of him, but if it was a little further away, it was possible that he could not distinguish the goal from the corner flagpole.

Is this the rhythm of a snowstorm?

I remember that in the previous life, there were many disasters where heavy snow collapsed the stadium. Didn’t a football stadium in the United States collapse because of the pressure of snow?

However, although it is snowing heavily in London now, the snow accumulation is far from the level of a snow disaster. As long as the heavy snow does not last for too long, there should be no danger.

However, the game has become very difficult now. Players from both sides are concentrated in Tottenham's half. The delayed central defender Ferdinand can't see Tottenham's goal. Even the fans in the stands can no longer see clearly the game situation on the field.

The referee team had an urgent discussion and decided to temporarily suspend the game. If the heavy snow stopped for a while or was smaller, the game could continue. But if the heavy snow kept falling, the game could only be postponed.

The whistle was blown to suspend the game. The referee and the captains of the two teams explained the situation. Amidst the unexplained shouts of the fans in the stands, the players of both sides returned to the locker room.

To be honest, no one wants to play in heavy snow. On the one hand, the goal is almost invisible. On the other hand, the field is slippery, and it is easy to cause physical injury to the players between sudden stops and turns.

However, Manchester United's current schedule is tight, and the Champions League knockout round is about to begin. If the game is postponed, it will definitely not be good news for Manchester United.

Therefore, everything is so contradictory. The best situation is that the game can continue after the snow stops for a while.

The Manchester United players were resting in the dressing room, chatting and beating farts. From time to time, staff members ran in to deliver new news. The heavy snow outside was indeed getting smaller and smaller.

Well, then wait, the game will start soon.

It's just that when the Manchester United fans were frolicking, they didn't notice at all that there was one person missing between them.

Is this person Vardy?

Obviously not, because this guy is thinking about how to punish people with Ronaldo!

At this moment, the door of the locker room suddenly opened, and a tall figure appeared at the door, with an angry expression full of oppression, which shocked the entire locker room.

Van der Sar!

It was actually Edwin van der Sar, Manchester United's main goalkeeper.

It's just that the tall and straight image is a bit embarrassed today, the top of the head and clothes are covered with snow, and even the eyebrows are covered with a layer of white, as if the snowy day has been outside for a long time?

How long have you stayed?

The Manchester United players were taken aback for a moment, and suddenly thought of a very scary possibility.

But before they thought about it, they heard Van der Sar yelling suddenly.

"You bastards, why didn't you call me when the game was suspended!" Van der Sar cursed, and he was already crying, "It's snowing so hard, I can't see anything, I've been standing stupidly by the goal Come on, Ma De froze me to death!"

"I'm so stupid, the snow is getting smaller and smaller, and when I see that I'm alone on the court, I think I'm the stupidest person in the world!"

"The Tottenham fans are laughing at me to death!"

"You don't know how embarrassing I was!"

 …

Van der Sar is usually a gentlemanly old man, but now he seems to have lost his mind, one can imagine how angry he is.

The Manchester United teammates looked at each other, unable to speak.

Recall that when the game was suspended just now, they were all in Tottenham's half, and they didn't even think of Van der Sar in front of their goal.

With such a distance, Van der Sar couldn't see what happened in the frontcourt at all. Even if the referee blew his whistle, he didn't know what it meant.

So the Manchester United players went back to the dressing room to rest, and Van der Sar stood there alone, as if he was the only one in the whole world.

This picture is like Meng Haoran's, "Remembering the world and the earth, feeling sad and crying alone", it is really embarrassing.

Especially when the snow is small and the fans can see the whole picture of the stadium, they realize that everyone has left, huh? There is still one standing here stupidly!

It is estimated that Van der Sar has never been so embarrassing in his life, even if he lost the ball due to his low-level mistakes, it may not be so embarrassing to this extent.

After being stunned for a few seconds, the Manchester United players burst out laughing in disbelief. Such incredible things can happen. This game is absolutely amazing.

Van der Sar became angry and rushed towards the nearest Manchester United player, but he forgot that he was facing a whole dressing room of Manchester United players, and then, Van der Sar was pressed to the ground and rubbed for a while. Desa's goalkeeper clothes are hard to wear in the game, these animals must have stripped him and flicked his dick...  

Van der Sar was so humiliated that he wanted to commit suicide. As the oldest player in the Manchester United team, he was actually played by a group of little kids in his eyes. How would he face his own children in the future!

Uh, but why is there a hint of shyness in this feeling of shame, why do I suddenly want time to stay at this moment forever?

However, it is clear that Van der Sar's wish has no chance to come true. Before he can fully experience this strange feeling, the staff has come to inform them that the game can continue!

Enough of the trouble, the Manchester United players returned to the field, and they decided to win the game in one go.

In fact, Vardy just remembered that similar embarrassing things really happened in his previous life.

It was also snowing heavily during a game, and it seemed that the visibility on the field was not as good as before. The referee did not suspend the game, but directly terminated the game, and the game will be postponed.

Then a similar thing happened, the goalkeeper of a team was standing in the back of the building without being notified, just stood there and waited, not knowing that he was the only one left in the entire stadium.

In the end, his teammates found that his main goalkeeper was missing, and they started looking for it from all sides. Finally, when the police found him in the stadium, he learned that the game had ended an hour ago...

Perhaps Van der Sar was even luckier, at least he was not considered a missing person, and there were no missing person notices posted on telephone poles.

After the game restarted, Manchester United still suppressed Tottenham. Even though the home fans kept cheering, Tottenham just couldn't show the energy to fight Manchester United!

Ferdinand was performing his task near the center line as the last link of the organization and at the same time the last link of the interception.

Suddenly feeling someone patted his shoulder, Ferdinand was shocked instantly.

The central defender Vidic is not far in front of him, the two full-backs have already assisted, and he is the last person in Manchester United's position.

There is no one behind you at all, so who is patting yourself on the shoulder?

ghost?

Death is coming?

If it weren't for the tens of thousands of people in the stadium, Ferdinand would have been so frightened that he howled and jumped high. betrayed his deepest fears.

Trembling and turning back slowly, Ferdinand was really afraid that what he saw was a bloody head.

"Uh, I just want to tell you, if the game is suspended due to snow later, you must tell me!"

Van der Sar's cautious expression appeared in front of Ferdinand, and there was even a hint of flattering element in his smile.

Then, Van der Sar ran back to the door and went to guard the goal!

MMP!

Ferdinand couldn't help cursing, wanting to cry without tears!