I am Vardy

When everything returned to normal, Tottenham had no weapons to stop Manchester United. Even if it was at their own home court, even if there were more than 30,000 of their own fans cheering and cheering in the stands, they still lost a complete loss.

Vardy scored a goal, Rooney passed and shot, Ronaldo scored an assist, and the Trident took over Manchester United's goal.

Everything looks so good, the only one who is not very happy is Van der Sar.

It was sad enough for the old Dutch goalkeeper to be left alone on the field to watch Xue play, and because he left the goal without authorization and ran to the midfield but was looking for Ferdinand, he was taught a lesson by Ferguson, and he was almost kicked into the reserve team.

In this era, Van der Sar's behavior is simply outrageous. You, a goalkeeper, actually ran to play in the midfield. What are you doing, grabbing a job in the midfield?

If the opponent defends successfully with a super long-range lob, the entire team will be fooled by the goalkeeper.

But in Vardy's view, the old man made a big fuss, or he didn't have a keen judgment on the future.

What is Van der Sar going to the midfield for a stroll? It doesn't matter at all!

You know, the later goalkeepers are not just goalkeepers, they can change into goalkeepers, or even become goalkeepers, especially after Neuer, an ultra-modern goalkeeper, turned out to be a goalkeeper. Definitions have changed dramatically.

Never underestimate the heart of a goalkeeper!

 …

After defeating Tottenham, Manchester United ushered in a short adjustment period. There was no game for a week and a half, which is simply a miracle in the Premier League.

This is the correctness of Ferguson's decision. At this time, other teams are distracted in the League Cup and FA Cup. Manchester United just need to quietly watch the show!

Valentine's Day is definitely the most wonderful holiday for romantic people, of course, the premise is that you have a lover.

Vardy has a girlfriend, but the two are in the cold war stage, and Kisti is a workaholic, plus Vardy is a bit machismo, so the ice between the two has never melted.

So Vardy can only spend one person's Valentine's Day sadly.

If he doesn't want to die, then Valdy feels that he should stay at home obediently that day, so as not to have to go out and be fed a mouthful of dog food.

Besides,

You must also pay attention to safety. You must know that this night is the most earthquake-stricken night on the earth. If you accidentally knock down a building and bury yourself under it, you will be wronged.

Sitting on the sofa and watching TV boredly, but he didn't concentrate on the TV show, because this variety show really didn't interest him, and he didn't know where his thoughts had diverged!

In his previous life, Vardy didn't like to watch TV dramas that made little girls cry to death because they abused them. That was obviously not his style. He watched more variety shows.

But in this life, variety shows have not yet evolved to that level. At most, they are talk shows, or they are old-fashioned indoor variety shows. It hurts Valdy to watch, and he doesn't quite understand the humor of a large part of the British.

Whoops, or else I'll make a variety show myself!

There are a lot of ideas from previous lives that can be used for reference, and I can completely copy them into this era!

As for the important task of promoting culture, Vardy is not that great, he just wants to entertain himself!

Whether it is a running man or an extreme challenge, it is very suitable for Vardy to start.

There are teasers in the two programs, so I am very suitable for this position. Isn't this considered a teaser outside the court? The system has bonus points!

With a few good friends, you can completely support a show.

Well, the more I think about it, the more I feel excited, Vardy can't wait to appear in front of the TV audience!

Just as she was thinking happily, suddenly the doorbell rang at the door.

Vardy, who was interrupted from thinking, was very upset. Who would come to him at this time?

Ronaldo, a playboy, must be having a romantic relationship with his new lover, and Rooney, a pervert, is probably being squeezed by Colleen. Those with wives accompany their wives, and those without wives go hunting for girls. Anyway, everyone has something to do tonight.

Slowly opening the door, Vardy was surprised to find that it was Lao Wang next door, oh no, it was Olivia next door.

Off-white trousers look extremely slender legs, white fleece with a heavy scarf, and a round fur hat on the head, playful and cute.

At this moment, Olivia, who was wearing a little makeup, made Valdy feel lost.

The little girl is very beautiful!

But at this time, shouldn't the little girl spend a beautiful Valentine's Day with her boyfriend?

This is in line with my understanding of the goddesses in my previous life!

"My dog ​​is lost, can you help me find it?" Before Vardy could speak, Olivia spoke first.

The expression of anticipation and the big eyes that blinked from time to time seemed extremely innocent, as if Vardy would be heinous if he didn't agree.

Vardy is not a guy who would reject people. He shrugged, turned around and put on his coat, and walked out of the house with Olivia.

It's also very interesting to say that I don't know this beautiful girl very well. Every time I meet, it seems that it is because of the dog. The two little bastards in my family have even defiled Olivia's pet dog.

Even once Olivia attended a party with Vardy as his female companion, the relationship between the two did not make any substantial progress.

Vardy always feels that this beautiful girl is not as simple as it seems, maybe she is a spy or even an agent. This feeling is very strong.

Of course, I have nothing to worry about. No one knows that I am a reborn, and my assets are not ranked high in the world. Li Wei was alone, and he didn't believe that Olivia would kidnap him.

"You didn't go on a date with your boyfriend?" Vardy asked curiously. Of course, it was also to open up the following embarrassing situation. As for the joke of putting the elephant in the refrigerator, there is no need to show it. Livi couldn't understand.

Olivia looked at Vardy with a smile, and clarified seriously: "I don't have a boyfriend, at least not now!"

Vardy didn't know how to interface, so he simply closed his mouth.

They said they were looking for a dog, but in fact, the two kept looking down at the road under their feet. If Olivia's dog saw this scene, they would definitely be furious.

You agreed to look for me seriously, can you go for a snack!

Just when the atmosphere was a little awkward, a little girl with a flower basket at the intersection suddenly walked towards the two of them.

"Sir, buy a flower for your girlfriend, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!" The little girl's mouth was very sweet, and at the same time, a rose in her hand had already been delivered to Vardy.

If it was another young guy, I’m afraid he would have decisively bought a flower for his girlfriend at this time, even if the girl is not his girlfriend, then the two of them will have a lot of fun at night, and the role of roses is comparable to Mala Tang …

Olivia blushed slightly, waiting for Vardy to give her roses, which means a lot!

However, what is incredible is that Vardy's brain circuit is really different from others.

His first reaction was not to buy roses and give them to Olivia, nor did he have the idea of ​​taking Olivia's bed in one fell swoop, but stared at the little flower girl seriously for a long time.

The little girl was still holding the rose in her hand, but Valdy looked very uncomfortable, even a little scared, and almost turned her head and ran away.

Olivia was still waiting for Valdy to give her roses, but she didn't expect that Valdy stared at the little girl selling flowers with eyes full of desire. That's right, Valdy's serious eyes seemed to Olivia, It is the desire of Hongguoguo.

Wow, Vardy is still a pedophile?

Olivia gasped, her pretty face was horrified, she liked Vardy, but not to the extent that if Vardy was a pervert, she would not change until death.

In fact, what is Vardy thinking?

In his previous life, he had heard a lot about criminal gangs that controlled children to beg or sell things. They ate, drank, prostituted and gambled every day, but made the children suffer in the wind and rain every day. If they failed to complete the task, they would beat them up together, and their lives might even be in danger. .

Seeing the little girl selling flowers, Vardy's first reaction was that if she was abducted, she would be under the control of criminal gangs.

Don't look at the little girl who is wearing beautiful clothes now, she is as cute and beautiful as a little princess, but who knows if this is a means for criminals to use them to make money!

No, I must rescue this cute but poor little girl!

Thinking of this, Vardy squatted down, smiled and asked the little girl: "Although I hope so, in fact, she is not my girlfriend. But your roses are so beautiful, I still want one! Of course , it would be even better if you could give me one."

Vardy's seemingly kind and caring appearance turned into a big bad wolf who wanted to eat Little Red Riding Hood in Olivia's eyes. Olivia felt that her outlook on life was about to collapse.

The little girl was a little scared at first, but when she heard that Vardy wanted to buy flowers, she was very happy and said: "It's 2 pounds a piece, and if you can buy three, it only costs 5 pounds."

However, Vardy didn't mean to pay the money at all, instead he kept asking the little girl questions.

"How old are you?"

"Where are your parents?"

"Where did your flowers come from?"

 …

Just when Olivia was about to leave angrily, Vardy suddenly whispered to her: "Hurry up and call the police!"

Olivia froze for a moment, why did she call the police?

You are a wretched girl, you want to call the police and arrest yourself?

Just when Olivia was whimsical, a middle-aged couple came out of the nearby coffee shop, and when the little girl saw the middle-aged couple, she immediately dropped Vardy and ran over aggrieved.

"Mom and Dad, this uncle is too picky!"