I am your natural enemy
Chapter 353: Added version of Tiansha Lonely Star, be my temple blessing (5k)
In the yard of Wen Yan's house, Chen Tao, with a bruised nose and swollen face, was sitting on the ground helplessly, not even daring to sit on a chair.
Because after changing Ren Yubao's horoscope, this unlucky kid, Ren Yubao, even bowed to him respectfully before setting off, saying that the disciple would go on business far away, and the master would take care of himself at home, and the disciple would never embarrass you.
Just like that, Chen Tao ran from the small shop to Wen Yan's way to avoid disaster, and experienced the experience of slipping on the sidewalk tiles, the billboard at the door getting muddy, the novice mistaking the accelerator for the brake, and the plastic stool being broken into pieces. He almost got inserted into his butt, a cockroach flew into his mouth and punched him, etc...
If Wen Yan hadn't personally picked him up here, he didn't know if he would have been able to take refuge at Wen Yan's house alive.
If he hadn't been able to hold back and follow him on the journey to the underworld, go to Guanzhong County to watch the excitement and see things he had never seen in his life, he would probably have died on the journey to the underworld, the kind that Wen Yan could not hold back.
Chen Tao sat on the ground and let out a long sigh. It was here, in front of the main intersection. Wen Yan could live here well, so he must be able to control it, so he hurried here to take refuge.
In another place, he really didn't know what to do.
Ren Yubao, that unlucky kid, just keep it in your heart to respect your teacher, why are you so serious about it?
In the end, before I even got down to business, I worshiped my master to death.
Chen Tao sat on the ground and looked at the water next to him. He didn't dare to drink it. He was afraid that he would accidentally choke to death.
It was also because he couldn't stand Wen Yan's deception and actually did it.
Although Ren Yubao has had a strange experience, he is now considered a blank horoscope. He can easily fit into various horoscopes, and the effect is really certain.
But Chen Tao never dared to change it blindly. He was afraid that if he changed it into something slightly better, his disciple Ah Piao wouldn't be able to carry it, and it wouldn't be worth it if he suffered backlash.
But I don’t dare to change the good things, and I really don’t have such big worries about changing the bad things.
There is really a bad horoscope, which does not harm one's own body but only controls others.
Chen Tao has been on this path all his life, rubbing people's backs and bones every day, just to find a suitable disciple.
Many of the things he learned were things he had never seen before.
He really couldn't help being tempted by Wen Yan like this.
His master and master, for seven or eight generations, may have never seen the special horoscopes recorded in the records in their entire lives.
This thing is like one of those extremely rare diseases, with only a few hundred people recorded in the world.
Moreover, there are some special horoscopes that are effective. You can't judge them at all just by looking at the encounters without looking at the horoscopes.
There are also some horoscopes for you. If you don’t know the specific experiences in the first half of your life, it is difficult to determine whether they are.
And Chen Tao accepted Ren Yubao as his apprentice. His apprentice was equivalent to a collection of almost all bad horoscopes in one breath. As long as he could change it, it would be considered a success.
How could Chen Tao endure this temptation? At the same time, Wen Yan happened to be asking their master and apprentice for help, which was not logical.
He just didn't expect that Ren Yubao, this unlucky kid, had told him in advance to be cautious, but he still couldn't help it and bowed out of habit.
Just for a moment!
Chen Tao feels a little regretful now. He knew he wouldn't have performed as well.
Originally, it was just a matter of changing it to a lone star of evil spirits that I had never seen before. He tortured his wife and suppressed his children, suppressed his relatives and suppressed his friends. He had no relatives and was alone, with no help from the nobles.
At this point, it’s actually enough of a gentle request.
Ren Yubao himself is a pretty weak Ah Piao, and he won't arouse people's vigilance whenever he appears.
At the same time, he was just a stranger in Guanzhong County. After his horoscope was changed, as Ah Piao, his appearance would also change. Naturally, no one would recognize him.
In addition, as long as Ren Yubao is not hostile, there should be no problem in protecting himself.
The closer you are to the other person, the more confident you will be that you are fine and the other person is unlucky.
Most importantly, this will not attract any attention or vigilance.
You are so unlucky, what happened? Can we blame insufficient gravity for not being able to poop?
Chen Tao got a little carried away by changing things at that time. He felt that following the script did not reflect his level at all, and this opportunity was wasted.
This time, it was not to harm anyone, but to cooperate with the Lieyang Department in carrying out justice. It met 100% of the prerequisites for changing the horoscope.
As long as you don't take the initiative to harm innocent people during this process, there won't be any backlash afterwards.
Therefore, after Wen Yan complimented him for a few words, Chen Tao added some more ingredients on the basis of Tiansha Lone Star.
Let Ren Yubao become a car with a flat tire, and a flower wither. If he was born properly, he could live to a hundred days, and there would be relatives and friends around him, and he would be considered auspicious stars to look after him 24 hours a day.
Therefore, the first person to experience the effect was Chen Tao himself.
If he hadn't made a decisive decision at that time and immediately asked Ren Yubao to kick him to the ground and give him a new name, I'm afraid he would have been in the ICU within half an hour. In the end, due to a power outage, the backup battery exploded, and the generator exploded. , and finally the ventilator stopped and he died in the hospital.
At this moment, squatting in the yard of Wen Yan's house, Chen Tao didn't dare to go anywhere. He just waited.
On the other side, in Guanzhong County, Wen Yan was squatting in the distance, rubbing his wrists. After Chen Tao's desire to show off, it was really scary. He didn't do anything, but he was unlucky first.
If he hadn't had the fixed ability given by his aunt to prevent him from getting lost, he wouldn't even be able to find his way out of the underworld.
If he hadn't known it in advance, to be honest, he wouldn't have contacted Ren Yubao.
Ren Yubao was different from the evil spirit he encountered last time. The evil spirit sucked people's luck and burned their luck, and there was more or less interaction.
After Chen Tao changed Ren Yubao's horoscope, there was really no mysterious interaction that could be seen or felt.
They just say hello and call you brother, that's all.
If this is the case, and someone can find him in the end, then Wen Yan will admit it!
On the other side, Ren Yubao looked melancholy. He was still worried about his master, even though his master had told him in advance that after the changes were completed, he must not call him master.
But at that time, he remembered not to call him master, and for some reason he forgot about other things and bowed to him.
There was another trap on the road and Wen Yan almost couldn't find his way out of the underworld. Now he didn't dare to go anywhere, so he just worked hard.
He moved his body slightly and clung to the outer wall of the small temple, hugging his body and curling up there, not disliking the smell of urine coming from the small temple.
"That person went too far. Let me help you teach him a lesson."
The Ghost God of Fortune said in his heart that Ah Piao was an honest person, but he always looked like someone who was easy to bully. He didn't know how he was bullied when he was alive, but now that he has become Ah Piao, he still looks like someone who is easy to bully.
However, it's good to be honest. Only when he is honest can he cheat.
The Ghost God of Wealth did not respond. He just blew out a few pieces of paper money borrowed from Ren Yubao and blew them away into the distance.
The paper money was fluttering, and when it was about to pass the drunkard, the drunkard's throat rolled, his head tilted, and he spat it out again, spraying the paper money directly onto it, turning it into black ash and falling to the ground.
The drunk man shook his head and his eyes were attracted by the paper money on the ground.
Unfortunately, looking at it now, the paper money looked like real money, but most of it was broken into pieces, turned into ashes, and then submerged in filth. Only a corner remained, still maintaining the illusion.
The drunk man vomited again, regained consciousness a little, glanced regretfully, turned around and left.
It was only a dime, and there was no way to go to the bank to change it.
When he was young, he heard that if part of the money was missing, he could go to the bank and exchange it for good money. At that time, he was so whimsical that he tore it in half and exchanged it. He thought there was a bug and exchanged one hundred for two hundred.
Unexpectedly, I found out only after I went there that you need more than three-quarters to redeem the full amount.
The drunk man was dizzy and staggered away.
The ghost God of Wealth wanted to force the loan, but he didn't expect that the drunkard would resolve it in this way.
The Ghost God of Wealth is still waiting to collect the bill later.
As midnight passed, the Ghost God of Wealth couldn't stay any longer and his capital was gone, so he left first.
Ren Yubao felt that the ghost God of Wealth had left, and he also disliked the smell of urine coming from the small temple. He wandered around for a while and picked up a dog bowl that someone had exploded with a cannon. He took the dog bowl to the river and beat it. I poured some water and rinsed the half-man tall small temple several times.
When there was no smell anymore and no dirt could be seen, Ren Yubao was satisfied. He squatted next to it and leaned against the small temple, really guarding the temple here.
The Ghost God of Wealth left the small temple and fell all the way under the small temple, crossing the long void and darkness. The surrounding environment flickered, and he appeared in another small temple.
This small temple is like a reflection of the small temples in the modern world. There are a few small temples of various kinds scattered around it.
These small temples are not big. They have a proper room, which is considered large. Most of them are small temples that are half a person tall and have only one statue inside.
Some don't even have temples to protect them from the wind and rain, just a stone with writing on it.
These are areas that are stuck between compliance and non-compliance.
Speaking of compliance, according to regulations, the temple can only be considered a temple after it has been reported and approved.
To say it is illegal, because there are too many, it may just be at the entrance of a certain village. There is a stone standing under the big banyan tree. If you write a word on the stone, this is the place where the village worships the gods daily.
No matter how overbearing the Lieyang tribe is, they will not allow the villagers to worship gods like this.
And this is where these ghost wealth gods take advantage of the loopholes.
People who don't particularly understand the situation in China, the overall customs, and the Lieyang tribe are really unlikely to find the entry point so accurately.
The piss-smelling God of Wealth returned to the square, counted his belongings, and then walked out of his small temple.
There are already some ghosts and gods of wealth outside who only have faces and a black aura behind their faces. At this stage, the atmosphere is relatively harmonious when everyone is communicating.
Because so far, it is still a blue ocean for them. Each person's territory is only so big, and the A Piao and living targets in the territory cannot be exhausted in a short time.
There is almost no risk in harvesting Ah Piao, especially those who take the initiative to come to the door. No one will care if they disappear.
The options for advancement here are different, the things that can be redeemed, and the requirements are also different. This leads to different focuses among these ghosts and gods of wealth, which also creates the premise of transaction needs.
Ah Piao, living souls that have not become Ah Piao, Taoist paper money, and sacrificial paper money are all considered currencies, but they are not the same type of currency, and the things they can exchange for are different.
The most precious things are not Ah Piao and Shenghun, but actually the most common sacrificial paper money.
Because there are more and more Ah Piao, and the living souls are all over the streets, but the risk is high.
Sacrificial paper money is the least risky, but overall, the quantity of high-quality sacrificial paper money is also the least.
What is burned is the cheapest yellow mounting paper. Before burning, use cash with a long circulation time to make rubbings and slaps on the yellow mounting paper with your hands. It is very simple and can be done at a glance.
During this process, if the emotions of remembrance, sadness, etc. of relatives and friends are intense and sincere, they will cause soul resonance, and some of the purest soul power will be imprinted on the blank yellow paper, forming corresponding power on it. .
These things are burned to the souls of the dead, and if they can be received, they are used as sacrificial paper money.
There is no denomination on it, it just depends on the strength and purity of the pure soul power contained on it.
Most of them are far inferior to offering paper money, at least offering paper money is very stable.
But there are also a very small number of sacrificial paper money, which are far more effective than ordinary sacrificial paper money, and in rare cases, they can even be used as treasures.
The piss-smelling ghost God of Wealth is a typical meat-and-vegetarian person who only wants to accumulate money quickly. Ah Piao wants it and Shenghun wants it too.
Coming out of the small temple, the stinking ghost God of Wealth gathered next to several ghost gods of wealth and listened to them exchange their experiences.
It's just that he came back late and missed the brief time for serious communication and caught up with the time for gossip.
"I heard that the new guy seems a bit strong. It's the first time he dared to attack hundreds of people at once. It's also the first time I've seen him."
"Isn't that guy quite low-key lately?"
"You're so low-key. That guy didn't know what to do. He ran to the border and fooled dozens of Ah Piao from next door."
"Aren't you afraid of the car tipping over?"
"What are you afraid of? The Lieyang Department didn't notice it here, but over there, there are no living people to care about. Who cares about Ah Piao."
"I haven't seen Ah Piao outside of China. Is there anything different?"
"What's the difference?" The ghost god of wealth who spoke, two black beads floated out of the black air: "Come on, can you see any difference? Isn't it all money?"
"Hey, what kind of tricks does this guy have? He has a very flexible mind."
"Who knows, I haven't seen that guy either."
Several ghosts of wealth were chatting and gossiping when the smelly ghosts of wealth came over. The burning smell made the ghosts of wealth retreat involuntarily.
"What the hell smell, get away." A ghost god of wealth blurted out.
In a word, the stinky God of Fortune, who had been frustrated all night and had no place to vent, immediately became obsessed.
The black energy behind his face rolled and turned into wisps of black energy, which swayed out indiscriminately. He stood in the middle like a god of war, and the ghost gods of wealth around him fled in all directions.
The filthy air contained in the black air was spread indiscriminately and unavoidably, contaminating all the ghosts and gods of wealth present.
Even the small temples around were contaminated with that filthy atmosphere.
Ever since the Ghost God of Wealth appeared, there has never been a ghost God of Wealth who would run out of money and catch the hot and dirty air on his face when he went out.
The stinking ghost God of Wealth was the first person to bring this kind of filth into this world.
After he went crazy and saw the furious Ghost God of Wealth, the Smelly Ghost God of Wealth felt that he had gone too far.
But as soon as this thought passed by, he was swarmed by other angry ghosts and gods of wealth.
The mop is most powerful when it is stained with feces, that is, when it does not touch anyone else. If it does, it will automatically activate the second stage.
The smelly god of wealth fled in a hurry and returned to his small temple.
Outside, the furious ghosts and gods of wealth almost exploded with anger. They found that they couldn't get rid of the filthy smell of the world that they had contaminated for some reason.
They no longer have physical bodies, but they can still smell the burning smell, which is much clearer than when they had physical bodies. The faint smell lingers around them all the time, impacting their minds.
The filthy-smelling God of Wealth no longer dared to stay in the small temple and hurried to the real world.
When he returned to the small temple at the entrance of the village, he found the broken dog basin thrown aside, and also found that his statues had been washed clean.
Ren Yubao curled up into a ball and leaned next to the small temple, guarding the temple without complaint.
The Smelly Ghost God of Wealth didn't feel moved. He just felt that all the Ah Piao he came into contact with had been turned into currency. Isn't that not good? It's not convenient for him to move around in this world, and some things really need others to do it.
The eccentric Ah Piao in front of me, who looks easy to bully, is quite suitable.
This Ah Piao is so honest. Even after he left, he actually helped him clean the statue and stayed here alone.
The Smelly Ghost God of Wealth quickly changed his mind and said decisively.
"From today on, you are my temple blessing."
"Huh?" Ren Yubao didn't follow the brain circuit of the smelly ghost God of Fortune.
"From today on, you are my temple blessing, my most trusted and closest temple blessing, representing my will and sharing weal and woe."
"No, it's me..."
"Don't have any psychological pressure. I am very satisfied with what you have done. That's it!"
Ren Yubao looked melancholy and wanted to say, you took my money, when will you pay it back to me? It's best to pay it back to me as soon as possible. I don't want to be a temple blessing.
The words came to his lips twice, but they were interrupted by the smelly ghost God of Fortune.
"Don't worry, go get some more water and wash my statues and temples clean."
"oh……"
Ren Yubao remembered what his master said and listened to Wen Yan after he went there.
Wen Yan told him that when he comes here, whatever he does on weekdays is normal, and he doesn't need to worry about anything else.
At this moment, when he heard the command from the Smelly Ghost God of Wealth, Ren Yubao responded honestly, took a basin to find water, and found a pig-hair brush from somewhere, and carefully washed the statue and the small temple.
Looking at Ren Yubao's serious look, the Smelly Ghost God of Wealth felt more and more that his idea was right. He couldn't just kill them all, so he had to keep a more down-to-earth Ah Piao to help with the work.
Now he really went through the process and decided on the idea of temple blessing.
On the other side, in the small temple square, a few Ah Piao became more and more angry. They found that the filth of the world on their bodies could not be removed, and even their money was contaminated.
This time I couldn't bear it anymore.
There was a ghost god of wealth who couldn't help but make an opinion.
"How about we find a way to get rid of that guy?"
"How to get rid of it?"
"I know that guy is in Guanzhong County. I heard that in the past two days, one of our colleagues in that area accidentally provoked a ruthless person and disappeared on the spot. The temple was smashed."
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