I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

The black iron pipe mouth was pointed directly at Wang Fan.

I don't know why, but my back feels cold.

Look at the mouth of the faint iron pipe.

Wang Fan seemed to see...

My great-grandmother waved to me crazily!

The water surface of the river is churning and fish and insects are rolling.

Hundreds of thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room stared directly at him.

——[What is making such a big noise? 】

——[Damn it! Why was my Immortal Cultivation Mansion pulled out by the anchor? I am passing through the golden elixir stage! 】

——[Godzilla: Who touched my nuclear wastewater straw! 】

——[Damn, they are all talented people! Can you please be quiet and watch the live broadcast for a while? 】

——[I guess it must be a big piece of garbage. Iron pipes can be sold for a lot of money! 】

——[When the market opens, I bet a hundred yuan on recycling garbage! 】

——[Small gambling for pleasure, I beat Iron Man...]

--【good! This is how they play, right? Two hundred oceans! I crush the Hulk! 】

The barrage was endless and lively.

…

not far away.

Officer Hong is hiding behind a tree.

Without unzipping his pants, Director Chen called.

Confession: "Lao Hong."

"The matter of the wild river bomb is quite involved."

"Deputy Director Zhang and I will go to the hall to make a report."

"Please help me keep an eye on little brother Su Yun."

"Don't cause any more trouble..."

Officer Hong patted his chest and vowed.

"Don't worry, Chief."

"I've been following you."

"Brother Su Yun will never cause any trouble again!"

Bombs and grenades were fished out.

How else can we make trouble?

Damn it, it would be great if that guy could catch a fish!

It should be according to Newton's second law, right?

Or is it the Pythagorean Theorem?

Brother Su Yun can only commit a crime once a day.

Officer Hong held a pinch in his hand.

express.

With him here, there are no surprises!

Toot toot…

After hanging up the phone.

The long-held urge to pee came over me.

Unzip your pants.

Boom!

Not far away, there was a huge movement on the surface of the wild river.

Three earthquakes followed closely along the river bank.

"Fuck..."

Wang Fan jumped up on the spot.

Eyes widened.

His face was open with his mouth wide open in disbelief.

Looking at the dark, sludge-covered behemoth, it still couldn't hide its majesty.

Snapped!

Wang Fan gave himself a big mouth.

pain! It hurts like crazy!

You're not dreaming...

This is real!

The corners of Wang Fan's lips twitched crazily.

He resisted the urge to turn around and run away immediately.

I repeated over and over again in my mind: My brother and I had a relationship with moving corpses, we can’t run, we can’t run!

What am I running for? At best I can be considered a witness!

Ah yes!

What if it’s a model that a human toy factory doesn’t want to throw into the river?

Wang Fan's psychological defense can be comforted by Jiner.

Take courage.

Looking at the field artillery emerging from the water of the river...

"Mother!"

"I'm afraid..."

Wang Fan broke his defense again.

As for Su Yun.

At the moment, I just focus on competing with the behemoth.

From the moment the mouth of the iron pipe was exposed.

He dived into the river.

Holding my breath, I must catch that eel...

Boom!

The field artillery was completely pushed to the river bank by Su Yun.

Bah, bah, bah...

An eel thicker than the mouth of a farmer's three-fist mineral water bottle came into view.

"Wang Fan, well done!"

"us……"

Su Yun raised his head and shook the water droplets from his hair.

Eh?

What the hell...

Where did the field artillery come from?

At this time, Wang Fan's tears fell from the corners of his eyes in despair.

"elder brother!"

"You are so talented!"

This field cannon was pushed out of the river.

Wang Fan burst into tears.

"elder brother……"

"Didn't you say you went down to the river to catch eels?"

"Why are you pushing out a cannon!?"

Su Yun:? ? ?

I bet the iron pipe he pushed for a long time was a cannon?

He said it as if he really wanted to push this field cannon out!

Very meow.

How did I know that thing was a cannon!

I just wanted to touch the eel, not push the cannon!

At this time, the barrage exploded in the live broadcast room.

——[Second Battalion Commander! Is it my Italian cannon? 】

--【fire! fire! fire! 】

——[Nima, it’s against the sky! Anchor, can you do some human affairs? 】

——[I understand catching a fish to pull out a bomb, but touching an eel to pull out a field cannon means something! ? 】

——[Anchor, you are poisonous! 】

——[Let him pick up rags, he specializes in picking up corpses! 】

——[Instead of picking up corpses, fish arms from the river! 】

——[ Punishment, real punishment! 】

——[Refund! Damn it, if I lose, I won’t even have any pants left! 】

——[Brothers, see you on the rooftop! 】

——[Who can bet on this thing right? Who would have thought he would push a field cannon out of the river! 】

--【Hahaha! This anchor is capable, and he really promotes it if he has a big gun! 】

A field cannon shocked the entire network.

…

Program headquarters.

Leaders who haven't had a hot meal yet.

He was hurriedly summoned to the office by the chief director.

Look at a group of people who are impatient and complaining.

The chief director understands.

Are you feeling tired?

You all think that old man, I am just looking for trouble?

Don’t wait for the heads of departments below to speak.

The chief director clicked on the projector switch.

"Come!"

"Please watch the live broadcast replay!"

The chief director is very humane, starting with Su Yun jumping into the river.

The people in charge and the team leaders looked at it very seriously.

For no other reason than because it was No. 54!

At first, everything was fine, I was fishing seriously...

"Director, No. 54 is pretty good."

"Don't worry, director, drowning himself is considered his skill..."

"Although the bombs caught before were scary, fortunately, the crisis has been resolved, hasn't it?"

"Director, don't be angry. It's just a body-worn micro camera. We'll buy a few more in the future!"

"Young people, it's understandable if it's a little outrageous."

"Yes, yes, chief director, we need to open up the situation!"

A group of conspicuous people thought that the chief director was interested in the miniature camera Su Yun was wearing.

How much is that thing worth?

Chief Director: "..."

He just smiled and said nothing.

Boom!

That was the moment when the scene of the field artillery being pushed out of the river by Su Yun appeared.

The people in charge and team leaders were confused!

Looking at this group of people, their faces turned pale.

Everyone was stunned and in disbelief.

The chief director was secretly happy.

"Come on, let's open up the situation!"

Everyone: "..."

Huhuhu...

A group of people took deep breaths and constantly adjusted their emotions.

Everyone lowered their heads, not daring to look at the field cannon.

Fishing out bombs is outrageous enough.

This time, it's a field artillery...

Is this something humans do?

Leader of the monitoring team: "Chief Director, let's run away!"

Leader of the logistics team: "Director, I suddenly remembered that my eighty-year-old mother gave birth to a younger brother..."

Props team leader: "Oh! Director... my wife just sent me a message saying that our one-month-old son ran away from home on my Erha!"

Data team leader: "Director... I suddenly have a hemorrhoid and want to cut it..."