I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

The office is a mess.

The general director is brilliant.

Could he tell what these people were thinking?

"Everyone sit down!"

"You can't die from hemorrhoids if you don't cut them for a day!"

"You, believe me, Erha will come back with your son on his back!"

"And you, your eighty-year-old mother gives birth to a child?"

"What? Is your father alive again?"

"Don't talk nonsense..."

"Avoiding solves nothing."

"Let's continue reading."

"What if this field cannon is a toy model?"

The chief director didn't believe it was such a coincidence.

Even if it’s really a bit memorized...

If the sky falls, the program headquarters will carry it.

Even if one day, the relevant departments will investigate.

If the show goes bad, I have no regrets.

…

Wild river bank.

Wang Fan stabilized his mood and was cautious.

"elder brother."

"Is this field cannon fake?"

Su Yun: "..."

Silence, not speaking.

He was willing to push out that the cannon was fake.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, a detailed information emerged.

[Weapon name: Type 92 105mm field cannon! 】

[Types of ammunition: grenades, arson bombs, chemical bombs...]

[Maximum range: 18200m! 】

[Current status: The battle damage is serious and it is no longer usable! No danger! 】

【……】

One after another.

It’s so detailed that I can’t wait to list the production line of every screw.

Su Yun was speechless for a while.

Very meow.

Today is endless, right?

Aren't I a very evil person?

I was not killed by the grenade and bomb earlier.

Now, here comes the field artillery again, right?

Su Yun glanced at Wang Fan.

"Xiao Wang, weren't you very brave before?"

"Why are you so timid now?"

Wang Fan blinked and thought about it.

"elder brother……"

"I was really scared of the ogre before."

"But I'm not stupid..."

"A few stabs may save his life."

"This cannon... can hit me and I won't be left alive."

That makes sense.

Su Yun curled his lips: "Try touching it, it feels very good."

"Don't be afraid...if you're a man, just stand up!"

"real?"

Wang Fan is eager to try.

A fat person is more curious than a thin person...

Although this field cannon looks scary.

But, this is the first time in my life that I have seen a real cannon...

Okay, just do it.

Wang Fan's little fat hand dangled...

Finally put it on the barrel of the cannon.

Damn, so hard...

"Brother, this is a real guy!"

——[Let me ask, which boy can resist the temptation of a field cannon? 】

——[If I take out an intercontinental missile, how will you choose? 】

——[Touch it, touch it for me...]

——[I really want to touch it, it’s a real field cannon! 】

——[It’s good to just follow the anchor, you can eat and live for free, and you can also touch cannons for free. 】

——[Very good, now everyone has forgotten about the anchor catching a sack of bombs...]

——[If it is a real field artillery, then the trouble will be big...]

【Popularity】+1＋1+1

【Popularity】+1＋1+1

…

Of course Su Yun knew that the field cannon was real.

If you want Wang Fan to touch it, just let him touch it.

"Brother, what should we do now?"

"This cannon... why don't you send it to Director Chen and the others?"

Su Yun had no other choice for a while.

"Oh, by the way, where is Officer Hong?"

"He seems to have let the water go..." Wang Fan said.

no.

Now we can only call the police.

If you have any problems or difficulties, just go to the police...

My mother, teachers, and parents have told me this since I was a child.

Far away.

Su Yun saw the Tao hiding under the big tree.

A familiar figure with his back turned.

Although it looks a little embarrassed at this time...

Angry and angry, he shouted: "Officer Hong! I want to call the police!"

Um?

Someone called me?

Officer Hong remained motionless.

Head towards the river bank.

It’s better not to look at it…

He watched as a field cannon as tall as a man appeared out of thin air.

Officer Hong's process of releasing the water came to an abrupt end!

Where did it come from! ?

Where did you get the field cannon?

Have the enemy troops reached them?

Officer Hong pulled up his pants and ran over!

A mature and steady face.

At this moment, the distortion reaches the extreme.

Field artillery!

What a special field cannon!

Officer Hong's mouth was trembling as he spoke.

"Brother Su Yun..."

"You, what did you do?"

"Didn't I ask you to help look after the fishing rod?"

He just made a phone call and put some water on it.

Su Yun scratched his head and told the story in detail.

For a while.

Officer Hong was stunned and his head was buzzing.

Small head, big question mark...

"you say……"

"You just touched an eel and accidentally..."

"A field cannon rolled out!?"

——[Police Officer Hong: Kill me! 】

——[Officer Hong, don’t panic, don’t do anything stupid! 】

——[Su Yun: I really just want to touch the eel! 】

——[Field Cannon: Otherwise...I'd better go back! 】

…

Field artillery stood quietly on the river bank.

The police were called and Officer Hong came.

Brothers Su Yun and Wang Fan rubbed their hands.

"Officer Hong, look..."

"How to deal with this?"

Officer Hong: "..."

God knows what to do with it.

Sometimes, being a police officer is also very helpless.

Even children know: If you have trouble, go to the police.

But someone like Su Yun...

When you go to the police, have you considered the feelings of the police officers?

Officer Hong is the captain of the criminal investigation team, not an arms expert!

He thought it was exciting enough to catch a bomb in front of him.

In the blink of an eye, it takes a moment to release the water...

A field artillery piece came up again.

Can you still live this life?

"well……"

Officer Hong's scalp was numb.

He had just promised Director Chen that nothing would happen.

how……

"That's all."

"I'd better call the director and ask."

"I can't solve the cannon issue!"

It's not that I don't want to solve it, it's just that I really can't solve it.

If you want to talk about the body, Officer Hong can still check it.

You pull up a cannon, what should I do?

You might as well kill me with one cannon...

Jingle Bell!

On the Ring Expressway, Director Chen's cell phone rang.

At first glance, it was Lao Hong, the captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade, calling.

An ominous premonition came over me.

Director Chen straightened his posture and answered the call seriously.

"Lao Hong, what's wrong?"

Officer Hong: "..."

Such a warm and safe sound.

Who can understand that feeling.

A situation where you can’t solve the problem yourself and have to go to your boss...

Officer Hong was so moved that he swallowed two mouthfuls of snot.

"Bureau Chen, there is something..."

"Lao Hong, if you have something to say, just say it."

Director Chen always felt that Officer Hong was hiding something.

"Then...Director..."

"Why don't you and Deputy Director Zhang come back?"

Director Chen:? ? ?

Deputy Director Zhang:? ? ?

What do you mean?

The two of them had just boarded the Ring Expressway not long ago.

Why go back again?

Director Chen frowned slightly: "Old Hong."

"Deputy Director Zhang and I are going to report the situation to our superiors."

"What's the matter? Can't we talk about it when we get back?"

"Well, I can't..."

Officer Hong said bluntly.

The level of decisiveness left Director Chen at a loss for words.

"Bureau Chen."

"Brother Su Yun, something happened again..."