I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

Inside the tent.

In the corner, weeds swayed.

A black shadow as thin as a rope squirmed.

Following the edge of the tent, he quietly came to Su Yun's bedside.

Follow the foot of the bed, trying to crawl onto the bed...

suddenly.

Another beast shadow fell from the sky.

The sleeping liger fell on top of the long snake.

"Ouch", Su Yun opened his eyes...

Look at the bedside.

A long snake with a green-colored body.

Bamboo leaves are green! ?

Damn it...

Su Yun stood up from the bed with excitement.

The green bamboo leaves spit out snake letters.

Shouted: "I'm here to protect you!"

Ligers are small and ignorant.

He opened his mouth with no teeth yet and kept biting.

Su Yun: "..."

He understood what Zhuyeqing said.

Guard! ?

At this moment.

There are millions of fans and netizens in the live broadcast room.

Seeing the green bamboo leaves, I shivered with fright.

Some people are naturally afraid of snakes or invertebrates.

Soft and scary...

——[Damn it! Bamboo leaves are green! 】

——[One bite and no sound! 】

——[Is it too poisonous? Bamboo leaves are green? 】

——[Oh my god, this thing is more vicious than that old lady in our house! 】

——[It was so dangerous, I almost got under the quilt...]

——[Once, a piece of bamboo-leaf green got into my crotch...]

Fortunately, the little guy is here.

The response was pretty quick.

Su Yun sat beside the bed.

Understand the animal language spoken by Zhu Yeqing.

It said that it was sent by the Lion King.

Knowing that Su Yun was sleeping in the military camp, he was worried about being harassed by blind snakes and insects.

Therefore, Zhu Yeqing was specially sent to escort him...

Su Yun: "..."

He was completely speechless.

What should I say?

Everyone is very considerate.

There are soldiers sent by Brother Zheng Jianfeng on duty outside.

Inside, there was another green bamboo guard sent by the Lion King.

Su Yun shook his head and took the little guy off Zhuyeqing...

I ignored it and fell asleep.

that's all.

Beside the pillow.

On the left is a liger, and on the right is an adult bamboo leaf green with a body length of about one meter.

Su Yun was heard snoring slightly.

Millions of fans and netizens who are watching the live broadcast have a shrunken cerebellum!

--【no? Just sleep like this? 】

——[What the hell...how does it feel, a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right? 】

——[Society, I am Brother Su! People don't talk much! 】

——[Damn, let me ask you if you accept it? 】

——[Once upon a time, there was only one old faucet in our house. Every rainy day, I would worry and shout: Old man! Stop being rusty! Stop being rusty! 】

——[The ruthless emperor, I only recognize Brother Su! 】

——[It’s not that I don’t want to go to the zoo, but it’s more cost-effective to watch Brother Su’s live broadcast! 】

——[Brother Su showed me more animals on live broadcast than when I went to the zoo! 】

——[Haha... I, Brother Su, am the real-life version of "Tarzan", right? 】

——[I am Taishan next door, grab the vine of love, listen to me...]

The large-scale concert started in the live broadcast room.

…

late at night.

Program headquarters.

All kinds of greeting calls were bombarded again!

Contact department: "Director, we can't call anymore..."

"If you keep calling me, my phone will explode!"

The director said with a dark face: "Hit!"

"As long as I can't answer the phone, I will die to answer it!"

Damn...

I feel like my mentality is about to collapse...

The show was very popular a few days ago.

When Su Yun picked up human flesh.

A group of butchers are coming to seek cooperation.

When I found rock sugar with a purity of 99.99%.

A real rock candy brand factory, please cooperate!

Afterwards, the arsenal was picked up from the wild river...

A larger brand toy factory came to visit...

Now, what is now?

Those in the animal world would like to ask Su Yun to make a special documentary...

Directors of famous zoos in major cities begged Mr. Su Yun to take over the post of director!

Damn it, are all zoo directors so willful now?

In particular, the zoo in Kyoto offered a high price, hoping that Su Yun could serve as the main keeper of the national treasure giant panda!

People said...

no other meaning.

The main reason is to let the national treasure giant panda follow Su Yun and awaken its bloodline...

You know, giant pandas were known as "iron-eating beasts" before they were released!

Balala's...

The director listened to a lot of talk from the principals and people in charge.

The prices are sky-high.

The director is tired.

One by one they replied: If I have a chance in the future, I will definitely do it!

Su Yun has now become a public figure.

It’s not an exaggeration to say that he is an internet celebrity…

Maybe, when will people think of it, they will really serve as the director of the garden or film a documentary?

Everything is still unknown...

The "Strongest Challenger" variety show headquarters is brightly lit all day and night.

From the past, they have the purpose of "doing the best and doing the best".

Changed to: "Serve No. 54 well! Maintain No. 54 well!"

"The number 54 is the sky, the number 54 is the earth!"

…

The next day.

Seven o'clock in the morning.

Su Yun was licked awake by a liger.

Zhuyeqing ran away early.

【Ding! Sign in successfully today! 】

[Today’s happy secret: Your smile will not disappear, it will only move! 】

[Today’s sign-in reward: all attributes enhanced +2! 】

[Today’s fortune prediction: due to uncontrollable factors...]

[Tentative: Unknown! 】

The system mechanical sound in my mind sounded on time again.

There is no special reward, which is understandable.

But... today's fortune prediction is actually unknown! ?

Su Yun sat beside the bed.

The word "unknown" made him fall into deep confusion...

Since the awakening system was launched.

With the continuous development of various capabilities of the system.

This fortune prediction happens every day...

Today, it is the first time that it shows unknown.

think carefully……

Those little auspiciousness, minor misfortune, big misfortune and so on in front...

With fortune divination, he can still have a certain sense of proportion.

Now, give me the word "unknown"?

what is the reason?

Uncontrollable factors?

What factors are beyond our control?

Su Yun thought about it...

The fortune given by the system is certain.

For example: You are very unlucky today.

That's the big evil...

Whether you are sitting or lying down, it is a serious disaster.

Now... actually give it to an unknown person?

Dog system...

It’s clear that it’s all about playing tricks.

Wow...

Just when Su Yun was thinking.

Zheng Jianfeng opened the tent and took Su Yun and the others to the cafeteria for breakfast.

Still the same place...

Sit down, a bowl of soy milk, a pie, a tea egg...

It tastes sweet.

The little guy was given two bottles of goat milk...

While eating, Zheng Jianfeng said: "Brother Su Yun."

"It was a false alarm yesterday, but luckily I had you."

"Did you sleep well last night?"

"Today I will take you to experience military life..."

One by one.

Zheng Jianfeng introduced the training projects within the military region.

There is a fixed process for soldiers to train.

but……

Taking into account Su Yun's particularity.

Zheng Jianfeng planned to take him to experience some interesting things.

"Today I have dispatched several elite squads."

"Two teams."

"Let's hold a trench-digging competition..."

"How about it?"