I asked you to play the dungeon, but you are here to raise the BOSS?

Chapter 313 You can’t catch the snake demon like this

There is a saying in the Tuibei picture: "Ten thousand plus a little, you will be honored at the end of winter. Crossing the Zhejiang River, you will find your mark in Wuxing."

According to the word puzzle perspective, ten thousand is ten thousand, which is the word "ten thousand". Adding a dot to the head of "wan" means "square".

At the end of winter, it is the twelfth lunar month.

It corresponds to the word "Fang La".

The following statement of honor naturally implies that the south is the king.

Nowadays, Fang La relies on his personal struggle and the blessing of destiny, and his power is extremely prosperous.

After occupying 25 counties in eight states in the south of the Yangtze River, Fang La simply stopped acting and directly established the Holy Dukedom, changing the reign name to "Yongle".

Well, this year name is the same as Judy's a few hundred years later, and they complement each other perfectly.

Probably because of the sympathy of the rebel lovers, the old monk gave a secret push and put a lot of thought into it.

Eventually, Zhu Di adopted the reign name of the short-lived dynasty.

However, the Yongle Dynasty can also be regarded as a peak of the Ming Dynasty.

It seems that Fang La's hemorrhage was not caused by an unlucky year.

The capital of the Holy Dukedom is Hangzhou City, the old capital of King Qian. It can be said to be the premier historical city in Jiangsu and Zhejiang.

Looking at the city from a distance, you can see a lake with green water, beautiful scenery, abundant natural resources, outstanding people, business travelers and celebrities gathered here.

As the saying goes: "There is heaven above, and Suzhou and Hangzhou below."

Nowadays, the situation of Fang La is very good and it can be said to be prosperous.

After establishing the capital in Hangzhou, they did not slaughter entire cities as often as in history.

After beheading all the court officials in the city who had not escaped in time, and symbolically robbing the wealthy merchants and landlords, Fang La specially asked the deputy leader Fang Qifu and the prime minister Fang Fei to come forward to appease the people's livelihood.

After a lot of effort, the economy inside and outside Hangzhou has generally returned to its old outlook.

Although it is not as luxurious as the Southern Song Dynasty, it can be regarded as wealthy and prosperous.

***

On the outskirts of Hangzhou, on a slightly desolate island, there is a large manor covering an area of ​​more than ten acres.

At the main entrance of the manor, there is a huge sign with the two characters "Baifu" written on it.

The ground is paved with bluestone and the courtyard walls are painted and whitewashed, making it antique and very elegant.

The pavilions and pavilions in the manor can be seen in the distance, and a stream has even been brought in to build a huge pool in the manor.

Demonstrated excellent garden design capabilities.

"Huh? This place is actually real..."

Lin Xuan walked onto the stone bridge in the distance and looked down at the magnificent courtyard, his thoughts moving slightly.

In the movie, Fahai said this was a deception.

In front of Xu Xian, this manor was wiped out.

But Lin Xuan looked at it intently and found that the entire manor was extremely real and had existed for at least several years.

There is no ethereal aura that is common in illusions.

Lin Xuan felt that he could even be exempted from the illusion of the Kunlun Mirror.

A mere Bai Suzhen should not be able to hide her perception from the creation of the void.

After all, Bai Suzhen is a snake, not a special kind of mirage that is famous for its illusions.

Lin Xuan deeply suspected that Fa Hai used magical powers to cover up Xu Xian's perception.

After all, Fahai actually has no taboos when it comes to doing things.

He is not the character of an honest and reliable little monk at all.

Of course, Bai Suzhen is not a good snake.

The soil quality under this house is somewhat incompatible with the surrounding soil quality.

Lin Xuan estimated that this house was probably built by this guy using the Five Ghost Moving Technique...

After the house was built, there must have been a homeless handsome boy who fell into deep thought.

"Master, here we are! Right here!"

At this moment, a Taoist boy carrying a Youfang sign and a big bag jogged all the way to the gate of the house.

A blind old Taoist followed behind the Taoist boy with a whisk in his hand.

Although the old Taoist is blind, his body skills seem to be quite good.

Although he didn't have a cane in his hand, he strode along the way and didn't even stumble when he heard the voices arguing.

"No outsiders."

The Taoist boy came to the door of the house and looked around warily.

Lin Xuan was on the stone bridge, at least five or six hundred meters away from them.

The Taoist boy glanced casually but didn't take it seriously.

After all, although this bridge is a bit remote, pedestrians occasionally pass by and take a rest.

Let's keep our noses in the water, so there's no need to be troublesome.

"Well, these goblins usually rest during the day and come out to harm people at night."

The blind old Taoist asked: "What does the goblin lair look like?"

"It's a courtyard with a radius of two hundred steps."

The Taoist boy jumped up high and looked at it in the air: "There are rockery pools, pavilions and pavilions inside. It's so beautiful."

"So cool?"

The blind old Taoist was startled and twisted his mouth.

"Monsters all live in big houses, and we still have to live a life where we are at home all over the world."

The Taoist boy thought for a while and sighed: "Master, are we worse than monsters?"

"Xiao Su, it's wrong for you to talk like that."

The blind old Taoist frowned and said, "Think about it, what does my teacher usually teach you?"

"Only when you have to endure the most hardships can you become a servant to others?" the Taoist boy thought.

"That's it..., huh?"

The old Taoist was stunned for a moment: "It should be Renshangren, right?"

"Hey, who among the superiors has endured hardship? Has the emperor endured hardship? Has the queen endured hardship? Have those high officials in the imperial court endured hardship?"

"Even Liu Yuanwai, who let his dog bite us a few days ago, didn't suffer much."

The Taoist boy said disdainfully: "We are the only servants who have no ability and only know how to catch monsters, and we suffer all day long."

"What you said is very problematic!"

The blind old Taoist couldn't help but said angrily: "Are you studying Taoism to become a master?"

"Yes!" Tao Tong thought for a moment and said matter-of-factly.

"You! Hey, that's all. You go with me to catch the monster first. I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with you later."

The blind old Taoist sighed: "Don't envy the monster's big house. It must have been transformed by the monster's magic. In fact, it's not much better than us."

"That's it..."

The Taoist boy blinked his eyes and looked at the blind old man expectantly: "Master, Master, can we also use Taoism to transform a big house?"

"...This snake demon has practiced Taoism for thousands of years. If you catch it and make it into an elixir, it can restore your spiritual power and nourish your magic power."

The old blind Taoist blushed: "This is much more than a house."

"Can you cure your eyes?"

"It should be of some use, right?"

The blind old Taoist was startled and said a little uncertainly.

He has a good level of cultivation and has achieved success, but his potential has been exhausted.

Under normal circumstances, there shouldn’t be much room for improvement.

In the era of spiritual energy recovery, one can only survive for a few more years.

But the Great Pill of the Millennium Demon King obviously does not fall into the normal category.

If he really takes the pill from the Thousand-Year Demon King, he still has hope of extending his life for hundreds of years.

He even broke through the golden elixir in one fell swoop and entered the realm of Nascent Soul and Half Immortal.

In this era of chaos and chaos, he can be considered a master.

When the time comes to condense the clairvoyance, it won't matter whether you are blind or not.

"Take it easy, kill it, and heal your eyes!"

The Taoist boy was overjoyed, waved his fist, and untied the bag behind him.

The bag is filled with realgar powder.

The Taoist boy ran as fast as he could around the yard, pouring the realgar powder onto the ground along his footsteps.

"Okay! Get ready to catch the monster!"

The blind old Taoist shouted, took out a mahogany sword, held the string of rattles, and started swinging it.

"Taoist Priest, are you trying to catch the snake demon?"

Lin Xuan looked at it silently for a moment, his thoughts moving slightly.

In the next moment, his body seemed to shrink to the ground, moved several hundred meters away, and appeared in front of Blind Old Dao.

"Um?"

The blind old Taoist was stunned and said in a deep voice: "Master, what advice do you have?"

"Don't take advice seriously."

Lin Xuan smiled: "But in my memory, snakes are actually not that afraid of realgar..."

Realgar wine and realgar powder do have some repelling effects on snakes.

But that's because snakes don't like the pungent smell.

Similar to ordinary people who see a piece of shit on the ground, they will subconsciously avoid it.

But it does not mean that people will die if they touch shit.

There are even some macho men who can enjoy eating...

Lin Xuan had seen an experiment on TV before. A white mouse coated with realgar powder was placed in front of a snake, and the snake also ate it.

Afterwards, it was just some indigestion at most.

This is also normal.

After all, although realgar can detoxify, it is also poisonous in itself.

As for the green snake in the movie, will it reveal its true form after drinking realgar wine during the Dragon Boat Festival?

Lin Xuan estimated that it was because of the special time of the Dragon Boat Festival that the snake spirit itself was in conflict.

Realgar itself also has a weak anti-evil effect.

But when it comes to destroying evil, if you directly pour a jar of black dog blood on the green snake...

Maybe the effect will be better.

This is because Xiao Qing only has five hundred years of cultivation before he will be affected.

Bai Suzhen has been practicing for thousands of years, so as long as she is not pregnant and weak, she doesn't care much about realgar.

"this……"

The old blind man obviously didn't know much about biology. Hearing Lin Xuan's explanation, his face was filled with uncertainty as he began to think.

"Scholar, do you also know how to catch monsters?"

Tao Tong looked at Lin Xuan carefully for a few times and seemed a little alert.

He was just concentrating on his work and didn't pay attention to anyone approaching nearby.

"You understand a little bit."

Lin Xuan glanced at the realgar at the door.

In addition to the pungent smell of realgar, it also exudes a suspicious arrogance.

"Baby urine?"

Lin Xuan was startled and his cheeks twitched.

What a genius!

The boy urinates to Yang to break the evil, the smell is so strong.

I guess I brought it with me in advance, I don’t know how many bubbles I saved.

If you do it suddenly, maybe you can really make Xiaoqing suffer a little loss.

As for whether Bai Suzhen will be disgusted and angry.

That's another story...

"Hehe, we are professionals, Master, have you noticed it?"

The Taoist boy chuckled and said straight to the point: "I plan to use this snake demon to treat Master's eyes, but you can't cut off the hair."

"According to the rules of the world, first come, first served."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly: "If your magical powers are no match for the snake demon, it doesn't matter if I take action again."

The side mission only requires severing the marriage between Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian.

He also specifically said that it was okay to kill Bai Suzhen.

In other words, if the master and apprentice can really kill Bai Suzhen, Lin Xuan's mission will be considered completed.

Of course, judging from the performance of the master and apprentice, Lin Xuan is not very optimistic...

After all, although Bai Suzhen is not very strong in cultivation, she is still a disciple of Mother Lishan.

According to legend, Old Mother Lishan is Nuwa's trumpet in the world, which is equivalent to the relationship between A Qing and Jiutian Xuannv.

Although Mother Lishan is relatively abstract in her work, she likes to accept outstanding women from all eras as her apprentices.

From King Xuan of Qi's wife Zhong Wuyan, Xue Dingshan's wife Fan Lihua, Yang Clan female general Mu Guiying, and even Zhu Yingtai and others can be related to her.

This group of disciples also performed mediocrely, and their quality was far inferior to the disciples taught by masters such as Sanqing and Buddha.

Moreover, Mother Lishan seemed too lazy to care about her apprentice's life and death. She did not take action when Fa Hai suppressed Bai Suzhen and Mu Guiying passed away in grief.

But at least this snake is also a well-known teacher...

It is impossible to be easily manipulated by this experienced Taoist who is not even a Taoist.

"Hahaha, it turns out that the young master is also a master of the same profession."

The blind old Taoist's ears twitched a few times, and his face became a little solemn: "Young Master is here because of this snake demon?"

He could hear Lin Xuan's voice clearly and even felt the source of the sound.

But in that position, he couldn't sense any popularity at all.

Of course, there is no demonic energy...

I can only feel a little pure and dusty charm.

This puts a bunch of question marks on Lao Dao's head.

"It doesn't count. I just saw the Taoist leader setting up an array to catch monsters. I was a little curious, so I came over to see the excitement. I had no other intention."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Please don't mind, Taoist Master."

“I don’t mind, I don’t mind, sir, just watch!”

The blind old Taoist felt relieved and waved his peach wood sword: "Xiao Su, let's open the altar and cast spells to force the goblins out."

"Yes! Master!"

The Taoist boy felt around in the package and took out a peach wood sword the size of a dagger, which he held behind the old Taoist.

"The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the Supreme Lord is coming down to earth!"

The blind old Taoist danced and muttered words, as if he were a dancing master.

Weak spiritual power fluctuations emanated from the peach wood sword, and there was a faint sound of wind and thunder in the sky and earth.

"Depending on the nature of urine in the reincarnation space, Xu Xian should be brought here as well. It's really a famous scene."

"It's still early now, so there's no rush. Let's wait a while."

Lin Xuan felt the two somewhat angry evil spirits in the house, and was secretly amused in his heart. He casually found a place to sit in the shade of a tree.

Looking at it this way, this blind Taoist priest is quite professional.

It should be no problem to deal with ordinary monsters.

Unfortunately, the opponent he encountered was a bit of a supermodel, who was expected to prove the existence of demons and immortals...

This shows that you can do great things as much as you have the ability.

Never overestimate yourself.

"Why don't you come out and pinch me?"

The Taoist boy danced for a while, then climbed up the big tree nearby and looked at the scenery in the courtyard.

It is rare to see someone dare to be so arrogant in front of the thousand-year-old demon king.

This means that Bai Suzhen wants to be a human being with a good temper.

If it were the dryad grandmother from the previous plane...

This silly Taoist boy's bones were probably boiled into soup.

"Shiqiao Shuanghuafang... Baifu... so big?"

"Miss Bai, are you so rich?"

"Huh? What the hell does this smell like? Is it so offensive?"

At this moment, footsteps sounded, and a scholar with thick eyebrows and big eyes walked across the stone bridge and came to the front of Bai Mansion.

The scholar walked half a circle around the courtyard, smelling the smell of realgar mixed with the boy's urine.

He seemed a little uncomfortable, frowned, and stretched out his hand to slap his nose a few times.

"Master, Master! Someone is coming."

The Taoist boy saw the scholar coming to the door and shouted quickly.

"Is there anyone? Oh, this guy smells like scum, and he is a human being the first time he smells it."

"No! You two are really ignorant! Does anyone need to call me? Call me if there is a demon!"

The blind old Taoist sword dance was very exciting, and the wooden sword in his hand drew a series of afterimages.

He was interrupted by the Taoist boy, who stopped helplessly, sniffed with his nose, and scolded.

"You may not be able to defeat a demon."

"What?"

"It's okay."

Tao Tong also felt that it was not good to say unfavorable words in the face of a powerful enemy, so he stuck out his tongue.

"In short, let him stay away. If he wants to die, there is no need to stop him."

The old blind man snorted and said calmly.

The young man who just spoke must be a master.

Everyone is here to fool around, so stay calm in front of your comrades! Keep up your aura! Maintain your superior demeanor!

"What does it mean to smell like scum? It's so degrading!"

The scholar also felt unhappy and groaned, a little annoyed.

But seeing that the blind old Taoist seemed a bit powerful, the scholar was not willing to argue.

After all, although people are blind.

But with one swift movement, the sword danced with great force.

I am using my bare hands...

If we really want to fight, the scholar is still a little weak.

"Brother, there is a monster causing trouble here. Mortals are not allowed to enter. Please turn around and turn around!"

The Taoist boy coughed, came to the scholar, and advised him.

"Um?"

The scholar was stunned for a moment: "What happened in this courtyard?"

"There are two snake monsters here looking for food, and they plan to hook up with a few scum to come and eat them."

"Well, they used magic to transform this courtyard. Maybe it's the mouth of a snake demon."

The blind old Taoist groaned: "Mortal, please leave."

"Two snake monsters?"

The scholar was startled and asked hesitantly: "Are they all... female snakes?"

"Of course! One white and one green, they can eat people without spitting out their bones. They are very powerful."

"this……"

The scholar thought about it seriously and turned slightly pale: "The Taoist priest is right! I have been here several times in the past years, and it seems that I have never seen such a big courtyard."

He and Bai Suzhen only met by chance and were in the same boat.

It’s still far from knowing the roots…

Although it was love at first sight.

But it is mainly based on Bai Suzhen's appearance and figure.

To put it simply, it's a matter of coveting other people's bodies so that a rich woman can make a living.

It's not even close to being affectionate.

If the opponent is really a monster, of course your own life is still important.

"Young man, please listen to my advice and stay aside to watch the fun. That young man over there is also an expert. You must not offend him."

"Don't worry! This snake monster is too scared to come out, so it's probably not that powerful."

The blind old Taoist laughed loudly: "The old Taoist will make these two snake monsters into snake soup today."

"Master, we don't have such a big pot... we can't stew it."

The Taoist boy hesitated and corrected in a low voice.

"Shut up!"

"oh!"

"...Brother, can I sit next to you and see what the old Taoist priest is up to?"

The scholar walked around, came to Lin Xuan, and saluted.

"The mountains, rocks, grass and trees are all ownerless things, please do as you please."

Lin Xuan looked at the scholar: "Your Excellency has a good face, you are Xu Xian and Xu Hanwen, right?"

This man has a gentle expression and seems to be somewhat scholarly.

But it doesn't matter how handsome he is.

"It's exactly the niche! It's embarrassing to say that the niche failed many times and had to open a pharmacy in the city to make a living. It's a shame to be polite."

Xu Xian didn't care, patted the stone with his sleeve and sat down.

"Self-reliance is nothing short of humiliating elegance."

Lin Xuan smiled, closed his eyes slightly, and rested his mind.

This line of mission also specifically states that Xu Xian cannot die.

Now that I have met this guy, I still have to protect his safety, which is a little troublesome.

But Lin Xuan decided to break up this love affair between man and snake today...

It doesn't matter if you protect him for a long time.

Lin Xuan didn't have a good impression of Xu Xian before. I feel that this guy is cowardly, timid, hesitant, and has no opinion...

But now that I think about it, it seems that as an ordinary person, I can’t ask for too much.

If a normal person finds out that his wife is a snake, wouldn't he have to overturn his views and be frightened half to death?

Um? Getting more excited?

That must be a two-dimensional fat house.

That's not right. Where did Fat Man get his wife?

"The spirits of the sky, the spirits of the earth, and the evil arts have all dissipated, and the snake demon has revealed its true form!"

While talking, the blind old Taoist finally finished the ceremony and shouted sharply.

"Master, can we finally catch the monster?" The Taoist boy looked forward to it.

"Well, I have already discussed it with my ancestor, Taishang Laojun, and borrowed my magic power from him."

The blind old Taoist laughed loudly: "Even if the snake demon has three heads and six arms, it is definitely no match for my master."

"Snake has three heads, but how does it grow six arms..."

"Shut up!"

"oh……"

"Bring the gourd, let me break the monster's illusory formation first."

"Okay!"

The Taoist boy took out a wine gourd from his bag and handed it to the blind old Taoist with some anticipation.

"Whoa whoa whoa!"

The blind old Taoist was so cruel that he bit the tip of his tongue and blood spilled out.

Then, he reached out to take the wine gourd and took a big sip of realgar wine.

Suddenly, a large mouthful of realgar wine mixed with blood spurted out.

Blood wine sprayed on the door, slowly flowed down the door panel, and dripped on the ground.

"Hahaha! It's just an illusion, it's just a small skill, it's not worth mentioning!"

The old blind man waved his hand: "Lead the way, let's fight in!"

"Well...Master, the door outside seems to have not changed much?"

The Taoist boy was silent for a moment and hesitated.

"Huh? Really?"

"...more real than real money and silver."

"Interesting! It seems like this monster has some abilities."

"The old man needs to be a little more serious."

The blind old Taoist was stunned, bit the tip of his tongue again, and drank almost all the remaining wine.

In an instant, his cheeks suddenly puffed up like a chipmunk who had just eaten a handful of nuts.

"Destroy the delusion!"

The old blind man shook his head, mixed the blood and wine together, and sprayed a mouthful of blood wine heavily on the door.

The door shook slightly, but was still firmly closed.

"Um?"

The old blind man was obviously stunned for a moment, with a suspicious look on his face.

"...Master, could I have made a mistake?"

"If this is really a wealthy family, we are pouring realgar and spitting. If the owner catches us, won't we be hung up and beaten?"

The Taoist boy was a little flustered: "How about we run away?"

"Fart! What do you know? This house is full of monsters. It looks like a monster house at first glance!"

The blind old man blew his beard angrily and glared: "In the worst case, we smash the door and rush in directly."

"Ah this..."

The Taoist boy thought for a moment, then took out another big hammer from his bag, with a hesitant look on his face: "Then I smash it?"

"Who is outside? Is Mr. Xu here?"

At this moment, a clear and sweet female voice came from the door of the house.

Then the sound of "pattering" sounded.

It seemed that the woman was lazily brewing a cup of tea.

When the tea was filled, the woman flipped her slender hand and poured the entire cup of tea onto the ground.

The next moment, dark clouds came over the house, and there was lightning and thunder!

A heavy downpour followed!

In an instant, all the realgar powder on the ground was washed away.

Heavy rain comes and goes quickly.

Within a few minutes, the wind was warm and the sun was shining brightly again, and the sky was clear.

Lin Xuan and Xu Xian were under the big tree and were not even wet by the rain.

"Call the wind and rain!"

The blind old Taoist's expression changed drastically: "The magic power of this snake demon is much higher than I imagined!"

"Master, what should I do?"

The Taoist boy was also a little scared and asked hurriedly.

"I didn't expect that she could actually force me to use that move."

The blind old Taoist looked solemn: "Fight!"

"Okay, let's fight her!"

"good!"

The blind old Taoist took out two talismans, one on the left and one on the right, and stuck them on his legs.

"Jiama???"

The Taoist boy was startled and showed an expression of disbelief.

"Monster, don't embarrass my apprentice. If you have the ability, come to me!"

The old blind man tied up his armor and horse and jumped a little.

Then he shouted, his body turned into an afterimage, and ran more than a thousand meters like lightning.

"OK!"

Another woman's voice sounded, and she seemed to be smiling.

A black thundercloud suddenly appeared in the sky, and it suddenly chased after Lao Dao.

Bolts of lightning fell from the thunderclouds and struck Lao Dao repeatedly, making him howl like ghosts and wolves.

"This..., Master! Senior, help me!"

The Taoist boy was stunned and had to run to Lin Xuan for help.

"That thunder cloud doesn't have much magic power. It can chop your master to half a burn at most, and he will definitely not die."

"Your master's eyes were probably cursed by monsters and made him blind. However, the thunderbolt has some magical properties to ward off evil spirits. Maybe it can restore your master's sight."

Lin Xuan glanced at Lei Yun: "You can go over now and carry your master away."

"This... much... thank you, senior, for informing me."

The Taoist boy was dumbfounded and said happily: "Then I will take Master to the city and find a Taoist temple to stay for a few days."

"Meeting by chance is considered fate."

Lin Xuan thought for a while, then took out a piece of silver from his sleeve: "With this little money, you can go to the city to find an inn, and then ask a doctor to take a look."

Although this old Taoist has mediocre cultivation, he is still in the Taoist lineage.

It's easy to do, so let's help.

"Thank you, senior!"

The Taoist boy took the silver ingot, his eyes showed gratitude, knelt down and kowtowed, and hurried to find the blind old Taoist.

"This, this, this... I never thought there really is magical power in this world!"

Xu Xian rubbed his eyes and pinched himself again: "What should I do now?"

"You're already here, just come with me and take a look."

Lin Xuan smiled and stood up: "Don't worry, I will ensure that the snake demon won't bother you anymore after today."

"This..., okay, Xiaosheng will obey the master's instructions."

Xu Xian hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and followed Lin Xuan.

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