I asked you to play the dungeon, but you are here to raise the BOSS?

"This mouse is pretty smart, much smarter than that blind old man."

Xiaoqing wrapped his tail around the beam, lay on his side on the beam, and spit out a long letter.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

A big, plump mouse was caught by Xinzi and dragged into Xiaoqing's mouth.

"Yeah! So cool!"

Xiaoqing ate the mouse, patted his belly, and showed a satisfied expression.

Not to mention a big demon like Xiao Qing who had just transformed, even a demon king or even a higher-ranking being would have a hard time restraining this instinctive impulse.

Well, for example, when the monkey monkey sees a peach, he will drool involuntarily and think about stealing the peach.

On the contrary, Monkey Sun used the Immobilization Technique to immobilize the Seven Fairies firmly, but remained indifferent.

This shows that a monkey is a monkey...

To put it another way, if you don’t forget your original intention, you will always succeed.

"Come down, come down! Mr. Xu is outside. It's time to come in soon."

"When someone is a guest, how would it be for you to hang around the roof beams and catch mice?"

In the hall, Bai Suzhen cursed in a low voice while boiling tea.

I haven’t looked serious all day long!

He can obviously take the form of a human, and he still looks like a lazy snake.

When serious people are catching mice, how can they swim up to the rafters?

Not progressive at all!

Um? It doesn’t seem right either! Serious people are not serious cats.

What kind of mice are you catching?

Bai Suzhen felt a little tight in her chest when she thought of this.

I feel like I have finally adapted to human society, but I am being distracted by this lively fuck sister.

"What are you afraid of, sister? That honest man came to see you, not me."

Xiaoqing chuckled.

"...So you plan to scare him to death like this?"

Bai Suzhen snorted.

"Huh? It seems right."

Xiaoqing looked at his long tail, nodded thoughtfully, and jumped down from the roof beam.

In mid-air, a green light flashed.

Her originally long tail suddenly disappeared and turned into two slender white legs.

This is why she and Bai Suzhen like to wear skirts.

If it were pants, if the legs and tail were cut off...

I don’t know which pant leg to put the tail on, it’s very uncomfortable to tuck it in.

Not only is it easy to burst your pants, but it also feels weird.

"To be more serious, besides Mr. Xu, there is also a Confucian scholar with extraordinary cultivation."

Bai Suzhen frowned slightly: "Huh? That person's aura is so weird, I can't even lock him... Could it be that that person is still a Confucian saint?"

"What are you afraid of? Didn't we just teach that old man a lesson?"

Xiao Qing said disdainfully: "The scholar didn't even dare to take action."

"I obviously don't belong to the same group as that old Taoist..."

Bai Suzhen rolled her eyes: "We didn't provoke him, what did he do?"

"Huh? What do you mean you are not a fellow traveler?"

Xiao Qing was a little puzzled: "Aren't they all human?"

"People are different..."

Bai Suzhen sighed and said, "When you see a hawk, meerkat or the like in trouble, do you go to help or just watch?"

"Hahaha, what's the point of watching if something like this happens? Hurry up and take a bite!"

Xiao Qing imagined that scene and almost laughed out loud: "I think back then, before I became enlightened, I was often bullied by these things."

"You haven't become enlightened yet..."

Bai Suzhen was silent for a moment and said quietly.

"Uh..., I am much stronger now than before. No matter what eagles, monitor lizards, or badgers, as long as they are not transformed, I will take one bite at a time."

Xiaoqing rolled his eyes and became proud.

"Okay, okay, you're awesome! That's the right way to understand it. This is almost the same situation for monks, Taoists, and scholars."

Bai Suzhen was too lazy to complain, and spread her hands and said: "In short, humans are very complicated, much more complicated than us demons."

A five-hundred-year-old demon, bullying a small animal that has not transformed?

Bai Suzhen felt that with her own shame, she would definitely not be able to say such shameless words.

As expected of her god-sister, she can easily do things that others cannot.

"Why? There are so many kinds of demons among us, but only one kind of human being. Why are they more complicated?"

Xiaoqing was a little unconvinced.

"Human beings are of course complicated. They often say things they don't mean, and they often say things they don't mean."

"For example, the little girl we met a few days ago had five or six crushes at the same time, and the group of people didn't notice anything strange."

Bai Suzhen looked a little impressed: "Don't talk about you, even those vixens who are good at confusing people can't do it."

"Where's your sister?"

"I can't either..."

Bai Suzhen thought for a while and felt a little discouraged.

"Shuibo Liangshan Linxuan and Xu Xian came to visit the two girls Bai Suzhen and Cen Biqing."

At this moment, footsteps sounded in the distance, and someone knocked on the ajar door and said loudly.

"Shuibo Liangshan? Mr. Lin please come in, uh, Mr. Xu also invites."

Bai Suzhen was stunned for a moment and said quickly.

"Thank you."

The man seemed to smile, pushed open the courtyard door, and walked toward the hall.

"Humph, your cultivation isn't that great either."

Xiao Qing sneered: "I was so panicked when I heard his footsteps that I couldn't even walk steadily."

"That's Mr. Xu's footsteps..."

Bai Suzhen glanced at Xiaoqing: "Mr. Lin's breath is vague, but it's normal if you can't hear it."

"Oh, I forgot that your honest man can also walk."

Xiao Qing curled her lips: "But, it's strange, how did that Lin know our sisters' names? Is he secretly in love with us?"

"...Are you a snake demon or a pig demon?"

"Of course it's a snake demon!"

"I'm asking a rhetorical question, I didn't ask you to answer..."

"It's obvious that someone is competing with us in divination."

Bai Suzhen said helplessly: "He hasn't shown up yet, but he has figured out our sisters' details. We have already lost a hand."

"So powerful?"

Xiao Qing was stunned: "Don't we also know that his name is Lin Xuan?"

"Take out your pig brain, wash it and put it back."

Bai Suzhen was a little crazy: "This is what he just announced himself, can it be the same?"

"Is that so, it seems so."

Xiao Qing smiled: "Then sister can also calculate his bad things, such as how old he was when he wet his pants, and whether he has a girlfriend?"

"You can give it a try."

Bai Suzhen's mind moved slightly, and she pinched her delicate fingers.

Suddenly, Bai Suzhen snorted lightly, her face was extremely solemn.

"What's wrong with you, sister? Did you figure out something?"

"No..."

Bai Suzhen sighed: "My fingers are cramped."

"???"

"I calculated his fate, and I saw only an endless chaos, just like the universe."

Bai Suzhen rubbed her fingers: "This is when I calculated, I suffered a backlash from the magic. I will be fine after a while."

"Oh, I'm fine. But that scholar is so powerful? Sister, you can't figure out his cause and effect?"

Xiaoqing was stunned, a little hard to believe.

"This feeling is very strange..."

Bai Suzhen thought: "It's as if a powerful person has used great magical powers to forcibly cover up the past and future of that person."

"Powerful? How powerful is this powerful person?"

"I don't know, but I think that powerful person will definitely destroy us with just one thought."

Bai Suzhen said seriously: "Don't think about playing with fire."

"Is this so powerful?"

Xiao Qing shrank her neck in fear: "Just pretend I didn't ask."

"It's a bit inappropriate to talk about people behind their backs, right?"

Lin Xuan smiled slightly and took the lead to push the door and walk into the hall.

These two snakes are quite interesting. I haven't seen such "pure" monsters for a long time.

"Huh? What did they say? I didn't hear anything?"

Xu Xian was stunned and followed Lin Xuan into the hall.

In the hall, Bai Suzhen was kneeling at the table, concentrating on making tea.

The green snake sat cross-legged, staring at the guzheng in front of her.

At first glance, it looks a bit fresh and artistic.

Lin Xuan didn't know what their snake form looked like.

But after becoming human, the appearance is really good.

These two faces are basically flawless.

Combined with the temperament of the monster, it gives people a feeling of purity and desire.

Beauty is a disaster, that's probably what it means.

Speaking of it, Lin Xuan doesn't quite understand it.

Why are female monsters more beautiful than each other, at least at the level of great beauties.

And male monsters are more abstract than each other...

Don't say Xiao Zuanfeng, Ba Boerben and the like...

Even the Bull Demon King and Zhu Bajie are so ugly that they are not human.

Is the difference in aesthetics so big?

"Hello, Mr. Lin and Mr. Xu."

Bai Suzhen glanced at Lin Xuan and the others, and stood up to salute.

"Scholar, I just communicated with my sister, could you hear it?"

Xiao Qing stood up with Bai Suzhen, feeling a little unhappy: "Sister said that your karma luck is covered by a powerful force, is that true?"

"Brother Bai Dao can calculate to this extent, worthy of a thousand years of cultivation, and it is not easy."

Lin Xuan smiled and said without comment.

Calculation is ever-changing, and it looks similar, but there are many ways.

Lin Xuan didn't know which sect Bai Suzhen's calculation was from, so it was hard to comment.

As for Bai Suzhen's inability to calculate her own karma luck, it was too normal, and there was nothing to say.

"Thousands... Thousands of years of cultivation?"

Xu Xian was stunned for a moment, his face a little ugly.

Looking at the beautiful Bai Suzhen, he just had a fluke mentality.

He was forced back to reality by Lin Xuan's words again.

"I have cultivated for thousands of years, but I have never seen the immortal gate. It's all just a mirage."

Bai Suzhen lowered her head slightly: "I am lucky to meet the immortal."

As the man in front of her walked, he exuded a faint and vast immortal aura.

However, this was more like a statement of identity, not a demonstration, and he did not show any malice.

At this time, if I deny that I am a monster, it would be a bit insulting to the IQ of both parties.

However, admitting it seems to be a trap...

Bai Suzhen looked at Xu Xian, whose face was getting uglier and uglier, and felt a little bitter.

Is it easy for me?

I have been single for a thousand years, and I finally decided to be a person and experience the world.

I barely found a boyfriend.

As a result, the other party came to my door on the first day.

My background was inexplicably exposed.

The blind Taoist in front was fine, but now even the immortal came to my door.

Bai Suzhen felt that she was not lucky in this year, so she planned to take some time to burn incense in the temple.

"Lady Bai is too modest."

Lin Xuan looked at Bai Suzhen who was struggling with her inner self, smiled slightly, and sat at the table.

White Snake was considered a disciple of the orthodox great god, with a good family background.

Green Snake was taught some magical powers by her, and also followed the path of immortality.

Lin Xuan took a look and found that although the two monsters had demonic aura, they had no bloody souls.

These days, he can be considered one of the few good monsters.

Except for being a little obsessed with love, everything else is pretty good and we can communicate with each other.

Oh, just now Xiaoqing went up to the rafter to catch mice and vomited a one-meter-long rat, which was really disgusting...

But this is a personal preference and nothing special.

Lin Xuan felt that as long as this guy didn't stick his tongue out at him, it would be fine.

"Miss Bai, Miss Qing, are you really a snake demon?"

Xu Xian struggled internally for a long time and hissed.

"Well……"

Bai Suzhen was startled and seemed to hesitate.

"Quickly say you are not!" Xu Xian said angrily.

"But……"

"Master Xu, there is no need to ask."

Lin Xuan smiled slightly and added insult to injury: "Would ordinary people hesitate when they hear your question?"

"..."

Xu Xian was startled again, his cheeks twisted involuntarily.

"Mr. Xu, this gentleman is right. Xiaoqing and I are indeed snake demons."

In a moment, Bai Suzhen had made a decision and said calmly.

When Bai Suzhen was a little white snake, she was captured by the snake-catching old man and then rescued by a little shepherd boy.

After seventeen hundred years of practice, he finally shed his snake body and transformed into a human form.

After being instructed by Lishan's mother, Bai Suzhen remembered that there was still a period of unfinished cause and effect in the human world, and she could not set foot on the immortal path.

Then I came to West Lake to look for Xu Xian, my savior from my previous life.

But Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian have only met twice.

I think the other person has a bookish attitude and looks pretty good, plus he has the grace to save his life in his past life.

So I considered falling in love with Xu Xian and even living as a couple.

It is not only a way to repay kindness, but also to refine one's heart in the world of mortals.

But my identity as a snake demon does not necessarily need to be concealed.

If the time is right, it can be exposed.

Although the timing is not good right now...

But since the other party already knew, Bai Suzhen stopped acting.

If it doesn't work, just find another way to repay your kindness.

There are so many ways to repay a favor, and it doesn't necessarily mean you have to give birth to someone else's child.

"I don't believe it! You must have joined forces to act and deceive me, a poor scholar!"

"You are so beautiful, how could you be a snake demon?"

Xu Xian's expression changed, and he burst into laughter: "I understand, you think that I, a poor scholar, am not worthy of you, and you are worried that my coming to your house will affect your family's reputation. That's why you staged this act deliberately to scare me away!" "

"Um?"

Lin Xuan's eyes flashed and he understood.

It seems that Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen are entangled in cause and effect, and there are some mysterious things that will slightly affect his sanity.

"Hey, why are you so troublesome..."

Xiao Qing also felt a little embarrassed: "We all admit that we are snake demons, what else do you want?"

"Hmph! What a joke! Where do all the monsters and ghosts come from in this world! They are all obviously excuses!"

"Today you look down on me, Xu. I will be named on the gold medal list in the future, and you will be unable to reach it!"

"Thirty years to the east of Hedong, thirty years to the west of Hexi!"

Smiling and laughing, Xu Xian burst into tears: "Don't bully young people into poverty!"

Lin Xuan: "..."

This scene is a bit too classic.

Lin Xuan didn't know what to say.

How about persuading Xu Xian to change his mind and look for strange fire?

Speaking of which, it seems that Emperor Xiao Dou is also a grass python hero?

Maybe, this thing is quite feasible.

"Mr. Xu, how can you believe that we are snake monsters?"

Bai Suzhen sighed, feeling that today was a rough day.

Inexplicably, the painting style has become like this...

He actually has to prove that he is a demon!

"If you really are a snake demon, show me your prototype!"

Xu Xian howled: "Can't you change? You are all liars!"

"this……"

Bai Suzhen was startled and hesitated.

"Sister, show him, it's really annoying!"

Xiaoqing shouted.

"All right."

Bai Suzhen had a headache and pinched her eyebrows: "Come on."

"Oh, Mr. Xu, look at me!"

Xiao Qing felt impatient and put down the tea cup.

The next moment, a green snake tail that was more than ten meters long emerged from Xiaoqing's waist.

The snake's tail curled around the whole house twice.

He even twisted a small bow.

It gives people a boneless and all-pervasive feeling.

Lin Xuan thinks this tail is quite cute.

"You, you, you..."

Xu Xian pointed at Xiao Qing dumbfounded, and then glanced at Bai Suzhen.

Then he rolled his eyes and fainted quickly.

[The marriage between Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian has been severed, and the side mission "A Different Way for Humans and Monsters" has been completed. 】

[The reincarnator gains 2000 reincarnation experience. The reincarnator is currently at level 30 (0/5000), strength +200, physical strength +200, skill +200, and spirit +200. 】

Almost at the same time, the space system prompted.

"The upgrade experience has been improved again... Well, this mission went quite smoothly."

Lin Xuan looked at Xu Xian who collapsed into a ball and fainted, and his thoughts moved slightly.

This task is not only for Xu Xian, but also for Bai Suzhen's attitude.

Since Xu Xian saw Xiao Qing showing his snake tail, he showed a great sense of resistance.

Lin Xuan estimated that Bai Suzhen, as a dignified demon king, couldn't help but stick to her.

As a result, this nascent love affair between a human and a demon came to an end.

To be honest, Lin Xuan thinks Bai Suzhen is a good wife character.

Apart from being a bit scary when she transforms, she is usually much stronger than those little fairies.

But unfortunately, Xu Xian is not a two-dimensional fat man, so it is difficult for him to appreciate the beauty of a foreigner.

"Oops, I accidentally spoiled him."

Xiaoqing looked at Xu Xian, who was unconscious and lying on the ground, and stuck out his tongue, seeming a little embarrassed.

"Master Xu just fainted from shock. He will wake up after a while and it won't be broken."

Lin Xuan looked at Xiaoqing with a cute face and was speechless.

If you don’t understand, don’t use words randomly...

This kind of sentence sounds very informal.

As for scaring Xu Xian, Lin Xuan felt that there was nothing to say.

After all, others were crying and clamoring for them to prove it.

Then I found out that it was really a snake demon, and my mentality collapsed.

This is due to my own poor psychological quality, and I cannot blame others.

Lin Xuan is only responsible for ensuring Xu Xian's safety and has no intention of being a nanny.

"Huh, that's what I like to say."

Xiaoqing waved his tail, seeming a little unconvinced.

"That's up to you."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly and didn't bother to pay attention to what looked like a little sister, but was actually an old woman's thing.

Having lived for five hundred years, his figure has become mature.

But the mind feels very childish.

Even, intentionally or unintentionally, it can be cute.

Just like a teenage girl.

Of course, human thinking is not that difficult to understand.

After spending ten or eight years in the world of mortals, you will naturally understand what you need to know.

The characters of Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing feel like a mixture of Lei Feng Baojuan, The Legend of the New White Snake and even the movie Green Snake.

But no matter which version, these two snakes are quite mature in the later stage, much better than Zhou Botong's "innocent heart".

"whee!"

Xiaoqing pursed her lips and smiled, turning her head a bit arrogantly: "Sister, what should this honest man do?"

"It shouldn't be a big deal, he'll wake up soon."

"Wait until he wakes up, explains the matter clearly, and everyone can go their separate ways."

Bai Suzhen stretched out her hand and felt Xu Xian's pulse, then rolled Xu Xian's eyelids: "Let's pay him a large amount of gold and silver later. If there is a chance to work it out, it would be better to arrange for him to be a court medical officer or something like that. It’s considered repaying the favor.”

Since the other party can't accept him, he thinks that shemales have a different approach.

If business cannot be done with benevolence and righteousness, that's all.

As a thousand-year-old demon king, Bai Suzhen also has her own pride.

It's not like trying to trick someone into becoming your husband through deception.

I can't afford to lose this monster!

"Okay, it just so happens that this one isn't very handsome, so let's find an honest guy who is more handsome."

Xiaoqing rolled his eyes, waved his snake tail again, and said excitedly.

"Miss Xiaoqing, you should put your tail away..."

Lin Xuan frowned and said, "Otherwise Mr. Xu will wake up and faint again."

I don’t know who this green snake learned from. He always wants to harm honest people.

Have you eaten your rice?

Besides, you are a snake, not a chicken...

Looking for an honest person with wool?

"Xiao Qing, what Immortal Lin said is right, you should put it away quickly!"

Bai Suzhen stared at Xiaoqing's tail wrapped around the roof beam, feeling speechless.

From a human perspective.

It's quite scary indeed.

"It's rare for it to come out for air. Usually it splits into two parts. It's so pitiful."

"one!"

Bai Suzhen's face was expressionless.

"Sister, don't want it!"

"two!"

"All right……"

Seeing Bai Suzhen become serious, Xiaoqing immediately became frightened.

He quickly shook his tail.

The long snake tail disappeared without a trace, turning into two long white legs.

"Forgetting the word is haunting my heart, and all the leading edges are wiped out!"

Bai Suzhen stretched out her slender hand, white light surged, then she gently tapped Xu Xian's eyebrows and said warmly: "Mr. Xu, wake up."

"Where am I? What just happened?"

Xu Xian, who was lying on the ground, groaned and his eyelids trembled slightly.

"This is the Bai Mansion. You fainted outside and we helped you in."

Bai Suzhen smiled.

"Baifu? Fainted?"

Xu Xian opened his eyes in confusion and looked at Bai Suzhen with a confused look in his eyes.

"Can't you remember?"

Bai Suzhen was stunned and smiled.

"Mr. Xu, you just fainted outside the door. My sister said..."

Xiaoqing smiled and moved closer.

"You...you you! Snake demon!"

Xu Xian suddenly stared at Xiao Qing, with an expression of extreme fear on his face.

Then, he rolled his eyelids and fainted again.

Lin Xuan:......

Bai Suzhen:......

Xiaoqing:......

One person and two snakes fell silent at the same time.

"Why!"

After a moment, Bai Suzhen frowned and put her hand on the pulse of Xu Xian's wrist.

He sighed again, feeling a little tired.

Life is not easy, Snake sighed.

Bai Suzhen felt quite embarrassed when this happened.

"Is he okay?"

Xiao Qing was startled and reached out to help Xu Xian.

"Xiao Qing, wait a minute, Mr. Xu's pulse is already a little abnormal."

Bai Suzhen smiled bitterly: "If I faint again, it will be dangerous. Maybe I will have to go to the underworld to rescue him."

Xu Xian was originally just a weak scholar, and his heart was not particularly strong.

If he fainted repeatedly...

He might die suddenly.

"This...shouldn't be my fault, right?"

Xiao Qing said unhappily, feeling a little wronged.

"It's really none of your business, but..."

Bai Suzhen sighed and looked at Lin Xuan: "What do you think, sir?"

"Brother Bai's magic should be fine."

"But Mr. Xu may have a deep impression of Brother Qing, so he remembered everything when he saw Brother Qing."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Brother Bai might as well make another move to erase his memory of you two, and I will take him back to the medicine shop later."

"This kind of inexplicable coma, I'm afraid he will still be suspicious after a long time, right? "

Bai Suzhen was a little embarrassed: "My magic is just to seal the memory. If he has doubts in his heart, it is still possible to break the seal and remember what happened today. "

"Well, that makes sense. Then find a poisonous snake to bite him. When he detoxifies, he can strengthen this memory. "

Lin Xuan smiled: "In this way, he will not think of you two when he sees a snake in the future. "

According to the follow-up, Xu Xian will be scared to death by Bai Suzhen again, and Bai Suzhen will have to find the South Pole Immortal to find the elixir of resurrection.

But now this is a reincarnation copy, and the heavenly roads leading to other planes are locked in the reincarnation space.

Even powerful people like Taishang Laojun, Queen Mother of the West, and Ziwei Emperor have tacitly accepted this space rule and appeared to communicate with themselves through other means.

Bai Suzhen's cultivation is obviously far inferior to these three gods, and she can't break through the space shield.

So, if Xu Xian is really scared to death, he will probably die, and there is no way.

Oh, if it was the Green Snake movie, Xu Xian would be pierced through the heart by Xiaoqing herself, and he would die like never again.

Although I cut off Xu Xian's marriage and made him lose his snake wife.

But I also saved his life.

For normal people, life is definitely more important.

"This..., thank you sir."

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing looked at each other in surprise, with strange expressions.

After a moment, the two snakes reacted and nodded quickly.

It seems to be a good idea.

But this kind of thing is really a bit immoral, and ordinary monsters can't do it...

Why is this immortal so calm?

It's really hard to become an immortal. How can we, such simple monsters, have such insidious thinking.

Thinking of this, the two snakes sighed at the same time.

"Don't be polite, we are all family, and it's right to help each other."

Lin Xuan waited for Bai Suzhen to cast the "Forget Heart Mantra" on Xu Xian again, and then pressed Xu Xian's dizziness point and smiled.

"Help each other?"

Bai Suzhen panicked for no reason and asked tentatively: "Uh... I wonder what you want, sir?"

She couldn't predict Lin Xuan's actions anyway, so she just asked straight to the point.

"Now that Taoism is declining and demons are rising, heterodoxies are rampant, and a huge killing disaster is coming, which will naturally bring disaster to the people."

"Although we are willing to do justice in the world, we are still weak. Please help me cultivate... lend me a hand."

Lin Xuan smiled and said: "This matter is related to the fortune of the dynasty, and it has infinite merits. You can also use this to prove the Tao and become gods."

Although Bai Suzhen's aptitude and bones are not as good as those of the perverted demon saint like Monkey.

But she is also a famous master, gifted, and highly cultivated. It is definitely not something that ordinary monsters can touch.

Her style of behavior is relatively lawful good, or at least lawful neutral.

After leaving with Ah Qing, it is not bad to leave this snake demon to Huang Rong.

Don't let them suffer any loss, and then transfer the position of the national teacher to this snake demon.

"... Incense and fire? Please tell me in detail, sir."

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing looked at each other, slightly moved, and their slender waists straightened.

Lishan Laomu likes to find female heroes like Fan Lihua and Mu Guiying to teach their magical powers, and naturally does not reject making achievements, being pardoned by the court, and being admired by the people.

And luck and merit are also the right way for monsters to become gods, which is much more real than the illusory fate of immortals.

Things like becoming gods are much more important than falling in love.