I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

The next day, Su Yu got up and started to continue creating

…….

"Say hello to the ancestor."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes knelt in front of the statue of the Patriarch and bowed down to pay his respects.

After completing the ceremony, he stood up and walked out.

Seeing Jia Le in the kitchen, he asked:"Jia Le, what are you tinkering with over there?"

"Master, I cooked breakfast for you!"

Jia Le came out with a smile and said.

Taoist Priest Simu looked at him and said,"For no reason would you be so kind as to make breakfast for me? After hearing this ,

Jiale said:"By the way, Master, I forgot to tell you, the master next door has also returned."

Taoist priest Simu said directly:"What if we come back?""

"Do I have to go and pay my respects to your master?

Jiale said:"That's not necessary.""

After saying that, Jiale suddenly saw the master and his apprentice Jingjing on the other side walking over, talking and laughing.

Suddenly, he said:"Master, master and the others are here!"

"Um?"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes turned his head and took a look, and indeed saw the master and his apprentice coming over.

After seeing this, his face suddenly became serious, he looked at Jiale and said,"Just say I'm not feeling well! After saying that

, he turned around and went back to the house.

Jia Le shook his head and said helplessly:"This is how the two people met when they met.""

Taoist Priest Four Eyes walked back to the room and closed the door.

Jiale walked to the door of the house at this time, looked at Master and Jingjing, and said with a smile:"Master, Jingjing, come in and sit down."

"good."

The master nodded, and then followed Jiale into the house.

At this time, the master looked at Jiale and asked:"Jia Le, this morning I heard your master"663"'s father next door seemed to be oopsing all the time. shouting?"

"Is he okay? Jiale waved his hand and said,"It's okay. My master just said that he wasn't feeling well and was resting in the room."

After hearing this, Master Yixiu said,"Really?" Then I'll go in and see him."

As he said that, he walked forward.

As soon as he reached the door, he heard the voice of Taoist Priest Simu coming from inside:"No need!"

The master stopped immediately, then turned to look at Jiale and said with a smile:"If that's the case, then let's go back.

Jia Le waved his hand and said,"No, I've even prepared your breakfast.""

Master Yixiu said with a smile:"Then why are you so embarrassed?

Jiale said,"It doesn't matter. Come on, let's have breakfast together.""

Hearing this, Taoist Priest Four Eyes also opened the door.

After hearing the movement, several people turned their heads to look. Master Yixiu looked at Taoist Priest Four Eyes and asked:"Didn't you say you are uncomfortable? ? Taoist Priest Four

Eyes said in a neutral tone:"If you don't feel well, can't you have breakfast?""

"You can eat, you can eat, you can eat."

Master Yixiu said with a smile.

Then he looked at Jingjing and said:"Meet the Taoist Master."

Jingjing looked at the Taoist Priest with four eyes and said,"Greetings to the Taoist Priest."

"Um."

Four-Eyed Taoist Priest nodded.

Then, Jingjing asked in a low voice:"Master, is this the Four-Eyed Taoist Priest you often mentioned to me?

Master Yixiu nodded and said,"Yes, that's him."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes glared at Master Yixiu and said,"What did you say about me?""

Hearing this, Master Yixiu immediately turned around and gave Jingjing a wink.

Seeing this, Jingjing immediately understood and said:"Master said that you are kind-hearted and upright, and you would rather kill the wrong person in your life. , never let go"

"You are very considerate to your disciples. Even if you do something wrong, you will not be beaten or scolded."

"All I can say is that I love you so much. Jingjing said with a smile.

At this point, Taoist Master Simu was speechless.

Jiale said,"Master, what she said is truly divine!""

"Um?"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes turned around and glared at him.

Jiale immediately lowered his head.

Then, Jingjing walked up to Master Yixiu and continued,"Master also said that when you meet, it's like a reunion between brothers.

Taoist Priest Simu asked calmly:"What is the reunion like?""

"Seeing each other again seems like a lifetime ago, full of sorrow and joy, and relatively speechless."

"Isn't that right, Master?"

Master Yixiu nodded and said with a smile:"You're right, I really have nothing to say to him."

"You are dumb!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked at Master Yixiu and said.

Then he looked at Jingjing and said,"You are very well-behaved and cute. Jiale said with a smile at this time:"

Master, why don't you go over and have a cup of tea first, and I'll bring out the breakfast?""

Jia Le looked at the Taoist priest who was looking at him, and whispered:"You say yes."

Taoist Master Simu just coughed, and Jiale turned around to prepare.

Immediately, Master Yixiu also said:"Jingjing, go over and help."

"good."

The two of them turned and entered the kitchen.

Here, only Master Ikkyu and Taoist Master Four Eyes were left. Taoist

Master Four Eyes looked at Master Ikkyu and said lightly:"Sit down."

"sit."

The two people sat down next to the table at this time.

Taoist Yomoku stretched out his hand and took out two cups. Then he picked up the teapot and poured two cups of tea.

Master Minoru Ikkyu sat opposite and watched.

Taoist Yomoku After pouring the tea, he picked up one of the cups and said to Master Ikkyu:"Drink tea."

"OK, drink tea."

Master Ikkyu stretched out his hand to get another cup.

At this time, Taoist priest Shimu put his hand down and pressed it on Master Ikkyu's arm.

Suddenly, Master Ikkyu's face changed slightly.

"Why don't you drink? Taoist

Priest Four Eyes asked calmly as if he had done nothing.

After seeing this, Master Yixiu smiled and said,"Okay!""

Immediately, the hand holding the tea cup began to gradually use force, and slowly lifted up from the arm that the four-eyed Taoist priest was pressing down. The four-eyed Taoist priest pressed down hard.

The two people competed secretly.

In the end, the movements It looked like they were exchanging glasses of wine, which was a little funny.

When they were competing secretly, they both wanted to drink the tea in the cup, but they couldn't drink it for a while.

In the end, the two people were smart almost at the same time and stretched out their other hands. , took the teacup in the other person's hand and took a sip.

"Good tea, good tea! Master

Yixiu said with a smile.

"I haven’t seen you for so long. I thought you went to Western Paradise?"

After Taoist Master Four Eyes finished speaking, he pushed the table directly against Master Ikkyu.

Isaidan immediately stretched out his hand to resist and began to push the table.

At the same time, he said:"I have been there, but they called I'll come back and take you with me!"

"Can you go?"

"I dont go!"

The two people were secretly competing at this time, pushing their legs hard on the ground, pushing the table with both hands, pushing it back and forth hard, almost exerting their strength to suck milk, and veins popped up on their faces. The next moment, the table They were both pushed directly off the ground by two people, and both people also stood up, changed positions, and continued to push.

"Ha ha!"

"Unexpectedly, Su Yu described such a pair of unruly neighbors!"

"Did they start fighting each other as soon as they met?"

"Yes, it is really difficult for Taoists and Buddhists to live in harmony as neighbors!"

"A person who believes in Taoism and a person who believes in Buddhism are really incompatible!"

"But it’s really funny that these two old boys are still so vindictive!"

……

Outside, Jia Le and Jing Jing had walked out of the kitchen with breakfast. When he saw this scene, Jia Le's face suddenly changed.

"Oops!

Jingjing said in confusion:"What are they doing?"

Jiale said:"We have to change the table again.""

After saying that, he turned around and returned to the kitchen.

In the room, the two people had been pushing the table and competing for a long time.

The next moment, Master Yixiu suddenly saw a cactus potted behind Taoist Priest Four Eyes.

After seeing this, he suddenly looked up and laughed

"Um?"

Taoist Master Four Eyes was stunned, and then Master Yixiu suddenly exerted force and pushed him back.

Finally, his buttocks were pressed on the cactus.

"ah!"

Daoist Priest Four's eyes suddenly widened in pain, and he let out a scream.

Then, he kicked the wall hard and forced Master Ikkyu back again.

Then, under the exertion of the two people, they actually pushed The table was immediately pushed into two halves and fell to the ground. Seeing this

, Taoist priest Yimou immediately waited for Master Ikkyu.

Both of them stretched out their hands at the same time, struck each other with their four palms, and continued to push back and forth..And outside, Jia Le’s voice came

"Grandmaster!"

As he said that, he walked in carrying a bigger table.

"Master, it’s time to have breakfast!"

After watching Jiale and Jingjing walk in, the two masters immediately let go of their hands and walked to the table with the bench.

However, as soon as they sat down, the two men stretched out their hands again and began to push the table. They looked at each other very unpleasantly.

Seeing this, Jiale pretended not to notice, looked at Master, and said with a smile:"Master, eat quickly?"

As he said that, he picked up a bowl of porridge and started picking up the peanuts on the plate on the table.......

Immediately, he also signaled Jingjing to eat quickly.

So, the four of them started eating.

But while they were eating, the two masters were still looking at each other, fearing that the other would suddenly attack.

The next moment, Master Ikkyu stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the food.

Taoist priest Shimu also stretched out his chopsticks and clamped Master Ikkyu's chopsticks, preventing him from picking up food.

Seeing the two people continuing to compete secretly, Jia Le was very troubled and said:"Jingjing, it's better for us to avoid eating."

Jingjing said doubtfully:"Why should we avoid eating? It's rude."

Jia Le said After picking up a few pieces of vegetables, he looked at Jingjing and said,"Then you'd better take care of yourself."

After saying that, he got up and walked out.

When he walked next to Master Ikkyu, he whispered:"Master, you'd better let me master."

After saying that, he turned around and walked to the door.

At the dinner table, Master Ikkyu compromised first and put down the dishes he held, and Taoist priest Shimu slowly released his chopsticks.

The next moment, Master Ikkyu raised his chopsticks again to pick up the peanuts.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes also immediately raised his chopsticks and clamped Master Ikkyu's chopsticks.

Seeing this, Master Ikkyu put away his chopsticks again.

He thought thoughtfully for a moment, then immediately took off his chopsticks quickly and kept slapping the dishes on the plate, so quickly that all the dishes on the plate were scattered all over the table.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes did the same, and kept following the rhythm of Master Yixiu, using his chopsticks quickly.

At this time, Master Ikkyu had already picked up some dishes and put them on the plate.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the dishes on Taoist Priest Four Eyes' plate, but he accidentally inserted the chopsticks into the gap of the bamboo table and couldn't pull them out for a while.

On the side, Jingjing couldn't help but smile.

The Taoist priest with four eyes turned to look at Jingjing and Jia Le, both of whom pretended not to notice.

He tried hard to pull out the chopsticks again.

At this time, Master Ikkyu held the plate, picked up one of the dishes, and looked at Taoist Priest Four Eyes with a smile.

However, before he was ready to speak, Taoist Master Four Eyes took out his chopsticks and slammed Master Ikkyu's chopsticks.

Immediately, the dish was knocked out and accidentally hit Jingjing's face.

Before she could do anything, another piece of vegetable hit her in the face.

"snort!"

Jingjing stood up and walked to the door.

Jia Le saw the food on Jingjing's face and said,"I just told you to avoid eating."

Seeing Jingjing turning her head to look at herself, Jia Le pulled all the food off her face.

Before she could finish speaking, Jingjing directly raised her foot and stepped on Jia Le's foot.

"Ouch!"

Jia Le suddenly cried out in pain.

Jingjing turned around and walked out of the room.

"Jingjing!"

Jia Le shouted.

He turned around and took a look, only to see that Master Yixiu and Taoist Master Four Eyes had spread the food 1.8 everywhere, and they kept shouting,"Eat, eat, eat." And so on.

Seeing this, Jiale felt bad.

Finally, Master Ikkyu took a plate of peanuts, sprinkled it directly on Master Ikkyu's face, and said at the same time:"Eat it all!"

Two of them got directly into Master Ikkyu's nostrils, which looked very funny.

"Hahaha!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes opened his mouth and laughed.

Master Yixiu raised his head and exhaled through his nose. The next moment, two peanuts were sprayed directly into Taoist Priest Four Eyes' mouth.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

This time, it was Master Ikkyu's turn to laugh heartily.

"Drink porridge, drink porridge."

Master Yixiu said with a smile as he picked up the bowl.

Taoist Master Four Eyes raised his foot without giving up and kicked Master Yixiu in the crotch.

Master Yixiu took advantage of the situation and poured the porridge in the bowl towards Taoist Four Eyes.

Four Eyes Taoist Priest The Taoist priest had already expected it, so he turned his head and hid.

"Aha!"

"Missed! Missed!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes said with dignity.

Master Yixiu no longer wanted to play at this time, mainly because his crotch hurt a little.

So he stood up with his crotch raised and said:"I won't play anymore!"

Immediately, he turned around and walked out.

"Master, can I help you walk?"

Jia Le said.

The master said:"No need, myself.

Jiale said:"Master, don't be angry."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes stood up and said,"Let's play for a while longer and leave like this?""

After watching Master Yixiu leave, Taoist Master Si Mu stretched out his hand and pinched Jiale's face, and said,"Jia Le, you are the most well-behaved. Master really loves you to death!".