I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

"Help Master wash the shoes."

The four-eyed Taoist priest returned to the room with a wicked smile.

"I won! Hahaha!".

Looking at Master's appearance, Jiale felt helpless at this time.

"These two old naughty boys are going to have a lot of things going on in the future. I'm afraid I won't have a good life."

Jia Le sighed.

……

On this day, Jiale came to the pond to fetch water.

I saw Master Yixiu coming over with Jingjing.

"Master, Jingjing, where are you going?"

Jia Le walked up and asked with a smile.

Master Yixiu said with a smile:"Go up the mountain to collect herbs.

Jiale looked at Jingjing and said,"Jingjing, do you also collect medicine?"

But Jingjing just said lightly:"Can you care?""

As he said that, he followed Master Ikkyu and walked out.

"Why!"

Jia Le was a little helpless.

"Going up the mountain?"

He chased after

"Grandmaster!"

"Master, there are wolves, tigers and leopards on the mountain, which is very dangerous!"

As he said this, he gave the master a wink.

"Oh, what should I do?"

Master Yixiu asked.

Jiale said:"Well then, I will sacrifice my life to accompany you, gentleman, and I will go with you.

Master Yixiu smiled and said,"You don't have to carry water anymore?"

Jiale waved his hand and said,"Oh!" Water needs to be picked up every day, I will lead the way!

Master Yixiu nodded and said,"Okay.""

Jia Le ran directly to the front, gesticulating as he ran and said,"I'll look left and right, it's okay, let's go!" Jiale watched Jingjing walking up and asked,"Jingjing, are you still angry with me?" Jingjing just glanced at him and turned away.

Jiale took out a painting from her arms and said,"I'll give you this.""

Jingjing opened it and saw that it was Jia Le's own painting of herself and him.

However, she was standing on the ground holding a stick, while Jia Le was kneeling down towards her, which looked very funny.

So, Jingjing couldn't help laughing.

Then she looked at Jiale and said,"Forget it, I'm not that stingy."

"Very good!"

Jia Le finally breathed a sigh of relief.

……

At night, inside the house. 15Master

Yixiu is sitting on the ground, knocking the wooden fish with one hand, turning the prayer beads with the other hand, and chanting sutras in his mouth.

Next door, Taoist Master Four Eyes walked to the window, looked at Master Ikkyu next door, and said impatiently:"It's really annoying, knocking early and late!"

Then he walked into the room and took out his props.

"Master."

Jia Le took what he asked her to take and gave it to him.

Seeing Master busy, Jiale asked doubtfully:"Master, what are you doing? Taoist Priest Four

Eyes looked at Jiale while operating and said,"Why are you asking so many questions? Why don't you go and say hello to the Patriarch?""

Hearing this, Jiale turned around and walked to the statue of the ancestor and began to perform the greeting ceremony.

After finishing it, he stood by the window and looked at Jingjing next door, then opened the cabinet and took out the homemade Bucket phone.

Then, through the gap in the window, he threw one of them next to Jingjing in the next room.

"Um?"

Jingjing looked down and picked up the bucket.

Jia Le then signaled her to put the bucket to her ear.

She put the bucket to her ear, and Jia Le immediately spoke to the bucket. :"How are you, what are you doing? complete.

Jingjing responded:"Okay, I'm making clay dolls, what about you?"

Jiale said,"You have to say it's over. It's over.""

Jingjing said:"It's over."

Jia Le said with a smile:"That's right, I'm fine, it's over.

Jingjing asked:"What is your master doing?" complete!

Jiale said:"My master is holding the coconut shell and doesn't know what to do.""

However, as soon as he finished speaking, Taoist priest Simu walked up and hit Jia Le on the head with a coconut shell.

"I know, it turned out that I was hit on the head with a coconut shell, that’s it."

Taoist priest Simu stood aside and stared at Jiale. Jiale handed over the microphone and turned to leave.

Taoist priest Simu picked up the microphone and listened.

At this time, Jingjing just said:"Your master is really Not a human, over!

Hearing this, Taoist Master Simu said directly:"Your master is not a human being!" complete! Take up the line!"

Hearing this, Jingjing raised her head in surprise and saw that Taoist Master Simu had taken the microphone.

Immediately, Taoist Master Simu waved his hand and put the microphone back.

However, he used too much force and accidentally hit himself. head of

"oops!"

It hurt and he touched his head.

"Ha ha."

Next door, Jingjing couldn't help but laugh a few times.

She pulled the curtains down with a smile, and then turned to look at Jia Le.

Jia Le immediately went to bed, covered herself with a quilt, and lay on the bed pretending to sleep.

Taoist Priest Simu listened to the knocking sound next door and said impatiently:"It's good to go to bed early, but it's hard to sleep late."

Carrying the things he had made, he returned to the room and closed the door.

On the other side, Master Yixiu also finished reciting the sutra, made a bed on the ground, and said slowly:"Go to bed early, I will hear the rooster crow tomorrow morning It’s time to get up and recite sutras."

After laying the bedding, I lay on it and fell asleep.

Soon, the night passed.

Before dawn the next day, the chickens in the yard began to crow.

Master Ikkyu, who was still sleeping, was awakened

"The rooster crows right after I fall asleep, so fast?"

He immediately got up and put away his bedroll.

Then, after offering incense to the Buddha, he began to knock on the wooden fish and chant sutras.

The sound was so loud that the Taoist priest Simu next door couldn't sleep at all. He was so uncomfortable that he couldn't sleep at all.

……

"Okay, okay, I finally understand why these two neighbors are not getting along."

"It seems that I can't blame Taoist Simu for getting up before dawn to chant sutras and knock fish, and he still knocks fish at night. Who can bear this?"

"It seems that there is indeed a reason. I can't stand it even if I don't care."

"Taoist Master Simu felt a little uncomfortable now and couldn't sleep at all!"

The audience only then understood the grudge between the two. Before, they only knew that the two did not deal with each other. Now Su Yu finally explained some reasons.

……

Simu Daochang was on the bed in the room, covering his head with a quilt, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

"So annoying!"

Taoist Master Four Eyes was ready to endure it for a while.

However, the next moment, Master Ikkyu directly started hitting the iron basin with a stick.

The sound became even louder than hitting a wooden fish.

"I can not stand it any more!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest directly lifted the quilt.

I saw that he had covered his ears with coconut shells and other things, and was still covered in the quilt, but he still did not block out the noise.

The four-eyed Taoist priest covered his ears. Take off the things one by one

"Coconut shell, useless!"

"The bowl is useless!"

"Cotton is useless!"

"The wick is useless!"

So many things were stuffed in.

Then, he got up immediately and walked outside.

Jiale had also gotten up at this time. When he saw Taoist Master Simu walking out, he suddenly asked in confusion:"Master, it's not even here yet. Liang, where are you going?

Taoist priest Simu said angrily:"Buy a house!""

"buy house?"

Jia Le was confused.

Taoist Master Simu walked straight out of the house and came to the master's room next door.

Then, he looked at the master and said:"Monk, come here!

The master in the room said with a smile:"Good morning, Taoist brother!""

Immediately, he got up and walked over.

In the next room, Jiale opened the curtains and happened to see Master in the next room.

"Brother Tao, come here to say hello to me so early?"

Master Yixiu walked forward with a smile.

"What a sin, sin.

Taoist priest Simu shouted:"Shut your mouth!""

"Tell me how much your house costs, and I will buy your house directly so that you can stop quarreling!"

After hearing this, the smile on Master Ikkyu's face disappeared. Taoist priest

Shimu walked to the table, opened the box he was holding, and said,"Tell me, how much is the total. Master

Yixiu looked down and saw that the box was filled with gold and silver. He was surprised and said,"So much gold?" Taoist

Master Four Eyes closed the box.

Master Yixiu stood up straight and said with a smile:"Brother Taoist, we are all good neighbors. We are finally destined.""

"How can fate be bought with money? Hearing this

, Taoist Master Simu was speechless and asked:"Let me ask you, what do you want to do before you are willing to move away?""

Master Yixiu said slowly:"Amitabha, this poor monk plans to knock on sutras and recite Buddha's name here until he passes away."

"Okay, I'll keep an eye on you to see when you die."

As he said that, Taoist Priest Four Eyes bent down and prepared to take away the box.

At this moment, Que suddenly noticed that there was a small clay figurine doll like Master Ikkyu on the table.

So, he rolled his eyes and immediately reached out to take the box away. The doll was picked up.

Then, he turned to look at Master Ikkyu and said,"Monk, you think what I just said is fart.""

"Why does this doll look so much like you?

Master Yixiu turned around and said with a smile:"This doll was made by Jingjing in my image."

Taoist priest Simu said,"Can you give it to me?""

Master Yixiu said:"Okay, you can take it if you like it.

Taoist priest Simu said:"Okay, then you can sign your name for me.""

"OK! Master

Yixiu walked to the table nearby and said,"The signature is not sincere enough. Can I put my fingerprint on it?""

"OK! Even better!"

So, Master Ikkyu stamped a handprint on the bottom of the doll.

"Give it to you"

"OK, thank you, then I'm leaving."

And all this is seen by Jiale next door.

"What does Master want this doll to do?"

He knows the master's character very well, and there is absolutely no way he likes this doll.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes has already walked back from the next door.

"Master."

Jia Le went up to us.

Taoist priest Simu said directly:"Get up!

Jia Le asked in confusion:"Getting up before dawn?"

Taoist Priest Simu said,"Do you still have to take time to set up the altar?" go!"

"All right."

Jia Le began to prepare.

After everything was ready, Taoist Master Simu stood in front of the altar, holding a small figure, a knife, and the clay doll from before.

On the side, Jia Le asked:" Master, are you trying to make fun of the master?

After hearing this, Taoist Priest Simu said,"Is it possible that it would be good to be with him?""

"Just stay there!"

Jia Le had no choice but to step aside.

At this time, Taoist priest Si Mu used a knife to cut off the handprints that the master had pressed on the clay doll.

Then he placed it on a spell and began to practice it immediately.

When the spell was successfully cast, Si Mu The Taoist Master immediately controlled the little straw man and asked him to pick up something on the side.

The master in the next room uncontrollably picked up the wooden fish on the side, then slammed it to the ground and stretched his arms again. , and swung everything on the table out.

Then, he overturned the entire table 070.

Then, he got up uncontrollably, pulled the door of the room, and kept pulling it back and forth.

The room Inside, Jingjing noticed something was wrong and immediately ran up.

"Master?"

Master Yixiu's hands were moving uncontrollably at this time. He even grabbed Jingjing's hand and kept twisting it around.

"Master, what are you doing?"

"I don't even know what I'm doing!"

Master Yixiu said very strangely.

In the next room, Taoist Master Four Eyes said:"Of course you don't know, I'll tap your smile point!"

As he said that, he took a sharp thorn and pointed it at the villain's body.

Immediately, Master Yixiu began to laugh uncontrollably.

Jingjing asked:"Master, what's wrong with you? Master

Yixiu said with a smile:"I've been tapped on my smile point, please help me untie it!""

Jingjing immediately turned around to get something.

Then, he turned around and opened the cabinet.

"What should I do if I open the cupboard?"

Master Yixiu was puzzled.

Then, the cabinet door directly clamped his hand.

"Ouch!"

"Ha ha!"

It hurts again, but I still had to laugh after being tapped on my smile point.

Then, the other hand picked up a pair of pliers on the table.

"What do I do with pliers?"

Then he put it into his mouth uncontrollably and pulled out a tooth.

"extract a tooth?"

"Luckily it was just tooth decay!"

"Still pulling it out?"

Master Yixiu's hand couldn't help but start again.

Jingjing came out of the room and threw away the pliers for him.

Then, she immediately opened Master Yixiu's hand, and Jingjing poked a silver needle in his hand into Master Ikkyu's smile point.

Master Ikkyu immediately shouted in pain:"It's not the right side, it's the left side!"

He walked to the pillar on the side, hugged the pillar and kowtowed.

"Master, please bear with me!"

Jingjing came up and poked Master Ikkyu's left side with a needle.

"Oh, not this!"

"Not this either!"

"Oh, it doesn’t hurt like this!"

"That's it, but it's not deep enough!"

Master Yixiu took several blows, and Jingjing finally poked the right place.

Then Jingjing poked in again.

In an instant, Master Yixiu's whole body was shaken, and he fell straight to the ground.

"Master! Jingjing squatted down to help Master Yixiu up.

But Master Yixiu remained motionless and said,"I'm being controlled!""

The next moment, he sat up directly, his face kept twisting left and right.

Then he stood up.

Jingjing immediately asked:"Master, what can I use to release the control?"

"Go get the garlic!"

Hearing this, Jingjing immediately rushed up and took off the garlic from the beam.