I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

Then, he stuffed the garlic into Master Ikkyu's mouth and helped him bite it twice.

Suddenly, he was freed from control.

His whole body fell to the ground.

In the next room, on the altar table, the straw man also burst into flames, and the spell failed..

"Um? impossible."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes still didn't believe in evil at this time, so he tried it again.

However, there was still no way to control it.

In the next room, Master Yixiu had spit out all the garlic in his mouth.

Jingjing asked:"Master , who is playing tricks on you? After hearing the inquiry, the master immediately remembered what happened before and said,"It must be that smelly Taoist priest!""

Then, he climbed directly through the window and came to the balcony of the next room.

He secretly opened the curtains and saw the four-eyed Taoist Priest in the room who was continuing to try to control.

When Jingjing saw this, she whispered:"Is it really him?

Master Yixiu thought for a moment and said,"Go back.""

He did not expose the other party directly.

At this time, Taoist priest Simu was a little surprised. He came to the window, opened the curtains, and looked into the next room.

When he saw that no one was there, he was suddenly surprised. Why was the person missing?

Look. After finding no one for a while, he lowered the curtains and turned around to walk towards the room.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Master Ikkyu and Jingjing standing in the room.

"hehe."

Master Yixiu grinned.

Immediately, he took out a magic weapon from behind and pointed it at Taoist Simu.

Taoist Simu immediately wanted to step back, but he saw his own appearance reflected in the magic weapon. Then the master Turning the magic weapon. Taoist

Priest Four-Eyed's whole body also started to rotate uncontrollably.

Then, Jingjing took out a puppet.

The master printed the puppet on the trigger IQ, and the Taoist Priest Four-Eyed's appearance was immediately printed on it. The top of the puppet then shook towards Taoist Priest Four Eyes.

At this time, Taoist Priest Four Eyes was completely controlled and could not move at all.

"This doll is very fun. I'll go back and change clothes. Jingjing, you can play with it slowly."

With that said, he handed the doll to Jingjing and turned around to leave.

Seeing Jingjing walking towards him, Master Four Eyes said:"What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Jingjing asked,"Are you playing tricks on my master?""

"No, how could it be possible?"

The Taoist priest with four eyes said harshly.

"How can it be?"

After hearing this, Jingjing lowered her head and took out a firecracker.

Immediately, Taoist Priest Simu's eyes widened.

"Pull out my master's teeth?"

Immediately, he stuffed the firecrackers into Taoist Priest Simu's mouth.

"Hello! No!"

However, as soon as she finished speaking, the firecracker was stuffed into her mouth.

Jingjing then took out the firecracker and lit the fuse.

The next moment, the fuse began to burn, and a few seconds later she heard a bang, and the firecracker was It exploded in her mouth.

Jingjing took down the exploded firecracker at this time, then took out a larger firecracker, and asked Taoist Priest Four Eyes:"Do you admit it or not?"

Seeing this, Taoist Master Simu said,"It's me."

Jingjing asked:"Why are you trying to trick my master?"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes continued:"I'm just playing for fun, isn't it okay for me to just play for fun?""

"Play?"

"OK, then I'll continue playing with you."

As she said that, Jingjing turned around and brought a table over.

Then she started to twist the doll in various ways, and Taoist Priest Four Eyes could only follow suit.

Finally, Jingjing tied the doll to a sky cannon.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes Seeing this, he was surprised and said:"No, if you kill someone like this, you will be in trouble!"

"oops!"

"Jia Le, help!"

Hearing the cry for help, the family in the room came out at this time and looked at the master with some embarrassment.

The next moment, Jingjing lit the fuse.

Then, the sky cannon flew out directly with the doll and hit the wall.

And Taoist Master Four Eyes flew out directly, hit his head on the wall, and then fell to the ground.

"Oops¨々 ！"

The four-eyed Taoist priest screamed in pain.

However, the Sky Cannon was not over yet, it was still running around on the floor, and Taoist Priest Four Eyes was also running around.

"Master!"

Jia Le came up and grabbed Taoist Priest Simu's leg.

Jiale looked at Jingjing and said:"Jingjing, please let my master go, stop playing. Jingjing took out a bigger cannon and said,"Who asked him to trick my master? I'll shoot him into the sky to see if he still dares to bully others.""

With that said, she inserted the cannon on the floor, then picked up the doll and tied it to the cannon.

Just when Jingjing was about to light it with a fire stick, the master came over from the next door and stopped her. He looked at her, then looked at Taoist Master Simu and said:"Simu, let's settle what happened tonight, okay?"

"You are dreaming!"

Taoist Priest Four Eyes was still rude at this time.

When Master Yixiu heard this, he immediately waved his hand and said:"Shoot him to the sky!"

Jingjing was ready to take action.

Then Taoist Priest Simu said:"Hey! never mind! It's even! It's even!"

After hearing this, Master Ikkyu smiled.

"Okay, it's even, let's go."

With that said, the master was about to leave with Jingjing.

Seeing this, Taoist Master Simu immediately shouted:"Hey monk! Won't you help me figure it out?

After hearing this, the master turned around and said:"Jia Le, go and get a tank of oil for your master to drink. After drinking it, you can untie it.""

"Remember, drink it all in one go."

After that, he took Jingjing away with a smile.

Jiale quickly stood up and went to prepare the oil.

Taoist Priest Simu sat on the ground unable to move, gritted his teeth and said,"You're cruel!"

"Knorr! Hurry up!"

Soon, Jia Le came over with a tank of oil and handed it to Master

"Master, drink quickly, drink it all!"

So Taoist Master Four Eyes held a jar of oil and drank most of it in one breath. He stopped and took a breath.

Jiale said:"Master, don't listen. Master said to drink it all in one breath, drink it all quickly.."

So, Taoist Master Simu then drank all the oil in the tank into his stomach.

After drinking, he was able to resume his movements and collapsed directly on the ground.

Jiale looked at Simu lying on the ground. The Taoist Master asked:"Master, how does it feel after drinking a whole tank of oil? After hearing this

, Taoist Master Simu opened his eyes wide and said,"I feel very oily, greasy, and slippery!""

As he said that, he turned over and stood up.

Then, he said to the next door:"You have the guts, I admire you, it's even!"

Then, holding his belly,

Jiale asked:"Master, are you okay? Taoist

Priest Four Eyes continued:"You have the guts. You made my belly bigger. You have the guts!""

……

"Hahaha!"

"It made me laugh so much that it made my belly bigger!"

"This is true, but why does it sound so weird?"

"This pair of masters are really living treasures. Enemies are really hilarious."

"Su Yu previously wrote that the two apprentices are living treasures, but now the two masters are fire treasures. It’s so funny."

……

Jia Le helped Taoist Si Mu into the room and said,"Master, go to bed early."

Taoist Si Mu struggled to walk out and said,"No, I have to go to the bathroom first and need to go to the tub!"

Since this day, the two parties have reconciled.

The days to come will be peaceful.

I don’t know how many days have passed.

This day.

A group of people from the imperial court appeared from the road in the distance and were running this way.

A closer look revealed that the leader was a Taoist priest wearing a yellow robe, followed by several Taoist boys, pulling a gold coffin with a shed covering it.

Behind him were the imperial guards and a little brother who was lifted up and walked

"hurry up!"

The Taoist priest in front shouted.

After hearing the noise, Master Yixiu and Jingjing, as well as Taoist Four Eyes and Jiale all walked out of the house and took a look.

Taoist Four Eyes immediately walked up.

Master Yixiu did the same when he saw this. Walked up.

Then, the Taoist priest in front of the team immediately walked up, saluted Taoist Master Simu and shouted:"Senior brother!

Taoist priest Simu returned the greeting:"Junior brother!" Jiale immediately shouted:"

Uncle Master!""

It's just an unknown mistake in saluting. After being reminded by Taoist Priest Four Eyes, I put my hands on top of my head.

"Priest Qianhe, long time no see."

From behind, Master Yixiu came up and said with a smile.

Taoist Master Qianhe said:"Master Yixiu, hello, hello."

At this moment, Steward Wu next to the elder brother in the back said:"Hey! What are you doing here?

Taoist Master Qianhe turned around and said,"Guanshi Wu, I'll borrow some glutinous rice from my senior brother!""

"Sticky rice?"

Guanshi Wu was confused.

On the side, the little brother sitting on the sedan said:"Shilang Wu, let's stop here and take a rest."

Guanshi Wu said:"Okay, everyone, let's have a rest, put it down, put it down.

Taoist Priest Four Eyes turned to look at Jiale and said,"Jiale, go get some glutinous rice for Uncle Master.""

"good!"

Jia Le turned around and returned to the house.

Taoist Priest Simu walked to the coffin and looked at it.

Then he said solemnly:"The copper-horned gold coffin is wrapped with an ink bucket net."

"Is it inside?

Taoist priest Qianhe nodded and said,"Yes, it's a zombie."

Taoist Priest Four Eyes asked doubtfully:"Then why didn't you burn him and still carry him around?"

Taoist priest Qianhe sighed and said:"This zombie belongs to the frontier royal family and cannot be burned. We have to transport it back to Bauhinia City as soon as possible and wait for the imperial court to take action.""

"Although the imperial court is now weak, it cannot be disobedient yet."

Having said this, Master Yixiu came up and said,"Taoist Master Qianhe, why don't you dismantle this shed so that the zombies can absorb more sunlight and reduce some corpse energy?"

As soon as these words came out, Taoist Master Qianhe suddenly understood and said:"．〃 Master, you are right, thank you for your advice."

Then, he turned to look at the four Taoist boys and said,"Tear down this tent from the southeast to the northwest."

"yes!"

Several people immediately started to take down the tent.

Taoist priest Simu looked at it at this time.���Master Yixiu said:"Don't I know?"

Master Yixiu asked back:"Then why didn't you tell me?" From behind

, after seeing the convertible being taken down, Steward Wu immediately pinched his waist and shouted:"Hey! Why are you taking down the tent?!"

"Is such that! Taoist

Master Simu was about to explain at this time.

But Guanshi Wu shouted:"Shut up, I'm not telling you, I'm telling him!""

Hearing this, Taoist Master Simu felt a little embarrassed.

Taoist Master Qianhe walked up and said,"I'm in charge, listen to me, it's like this……"

Master Yixiu in the back couldn't help but laugh and walked up and said,"It's so good. It's so difficult to be a human being. If you speak slowly, others will speak to you first. If you speak quickly, you will be scolded.""

"Absorbing more sunlight can reduce corpse energy."

Taoist Master Qianhe explained it to Manager Wu.

Manager Wu said:"So that's it, then tear it down and be careful. After tearing down the tent, Jia Le ran over from the house

, handed the glutinous rice to Taoist Qianhe and said,"Uncle Master, here is the glutinous rice."

Taoist Priest Qianhe looked at Taoist Simu and said,"Brother, thank you very much."

Taoist Master Four Eyes said,"You're welcome. I hope you don't need this bag of glutinous rice." After saying that

, the black steward behind shouted:"Okay!" After enough rest, it’s time to set off! Set off quickly!"

Hearing this, Priest Qianhe looked at Priest Simu and said:"Brother, see you later."

"Well, I won’t disturb you anymore, junior brother. I’ll see you later."

After saying goodbye, Taoist Master Qianhe and his party continued their journey.

Jiale looked at the coffin and said,"This coffin looks really good, it must be very valuable!

Taoist Priest Four Eyes said,"It's made of gold."

Jiale said:"If I have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely make money and buy an identical pair. I will honor you, Master.""

((Well done) Upon hearing this, Taoist Priest Four Eyes immediately glared at him.

Master Yixiu said with a smile:"You are very filial."

Just after a group of people left, a thunder suddenly sounded in the sky.

Taoist priest Simu frowned and said,"I hope they are okay."

……

At night, there was a strong wind, thunder and lightning, and a heavy rain.

Taoist priest Simu walked out of the house, stood under the eaves and looked outside, frowning

"It hasn't rained for a long time. Why is it raining? It must be because I drank too much water."

Jia Le said with a smile.

After saying that, he saw the master on the side with a straight face.

Taoist Master Simu asked:"Then why is it snowing?"

Jia Le said:"If it snows, it means God has diarrhea.

Taoist Master Four Eyes continued:"Then thundering means God farts, and windy means God gasping for air?""

"What is an earthquake? explain!"

"In an earthquake, just find a place to hide. Good night, Master."

With that said, Jia Le returned to the house with his neck hunched.

Taoist Priest Simu snorted, looked at the sky outside, and said worriedly:"I wonder how Junior Brother and the others are doing."

On the other side, heavy rain fell, and a group of people also stopped advancing and began to set up camp immediately.

"Come on, come on, what are you doing!"

Guanshi Wu kept urging from behind.

At this time, Taoist Master Qianhe saw that the ink bucket net had been soaked by the rain, the dark ink had flowed down, and the rope was about to become an ordinary rope.

Suddenly, he surprised

"Report to Mr. Wu that the tent is ready."

A guard walked up to Minister Wu and said. Taoist Master

Qianhe came up and said,"Steward Wu, let Shoucai get trapped, right?"

Guanshi Wu asked:"Why, Zhao?"

Taoist Master Qianhe said worriedly:"Because the ink lines have begun to melt.".