I brought advanced fishing technology

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.

"A group of parents and dads competed for favors in front of the teacher, and lost to the big guy, and the scene just now was really funny! Ha ha! "

"Don't look at your age, look at your identity! They are all in their thirties, they have stomachs, and they have wives and children, how can beautiful teachers in their 20s look at them? "

"Don't say that upstairs, men will be full of confidence as long as they have money, thinking that women are good at this mouthful!"

"As a result, I ran into the talented and rich Lin Guy, and I couldn't do it at all!"

......

At this time, Lin Beifan was talking and laughing with the beautiful teacher.

"How is the child at school, is it good?" Lin Beifan asked the beautiful teacher with a smile.

The beautiful teacher nodded suddenly, and also stretched out her hand to gently touch Song Jiabao's little head, and said: "The little guy is very well-behaved, obedient and sensible, and very positive in everything!" And also became the child king, especially popular! "

"It's best this way!" Lin Beifan gently pinched Song Jiabao's little face.

"Big brother, I'm really well-behaved!" Little Mengwa was proud, as if she had done something particularly proud.

Lin Beifan took a sip on her little face as a reward.

At this time, the beautiful teacher blushed and took out her mobile phone and said, "By the way, Mr. Lin, can you leave a contact information?" If there is a problem with the child in the future, it is convenient to contact! "

"I actually said I wanted contact information... This beautiful teacher's heart is not pure! "

"Still under the guise of a child, it is clear that the drunk does not mean to drink!"

"Big guy Lin who wants to seduce us, slut!"

......

"Okay!" Lin Beifan immediately took out his mobile phone and exchanged contact information with the other party.

At this moment, a parent father next to him looked hungry, also took out his mobile phone, and said with a blank eye: "Teacher Zheng, you can also leave me a contact information!" "

The beautiful teacher shook her head and said with a smile: "Ruyu dad, no need!" "

"Why don't you use it?" Parent Dad asked.

The beautiful teacher smiled and said, "Because I already have Ruyu's mother's contact information, it's not good to add it repeatedly!" "

The parent's father pointed to Lin Beifan: "Then why do you need his contact information?" "

"Because Song Jiabao's family situation is relatively special and she is a single-parent family, I should give her a little more care and care!" Mr. Lin and Song Jiabao have a close relationship, so I asked for an extra contact information! The beauty teacher explained.

"Oh, okay!" The parent father silently put away the phone.

Lin Beifan patted the other party's shoulder to show comfort.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed again.

"Still want a teacher's phone? Disliked by the teacher, right? "

"Don't take care of yourself without, there are wives and children who want to mess with flowers?"

"I'm old, and my heart is quite flower!"

"Obviously so ordinary, but so confident!"

......

Then, Li Beifan took Song Jiabao and the teacher to wave goodbye.

On the way, Song Jiabao chirped and told Lin Beifan everything he had experienced at school, and he was happy, happy and funny, and all poured out.

Lin Beifan listened with a smile, nodded and praised from time to time, and danced the little guy's happy hands.

Even the beautiful secretary and driver sitting in front couldn't help but be happy listening to the laughter of the little one.

Children can always bring joy and joy.

At this moment, the little guy raised his little head, looked at Lin Beifan with her cute and big eyes, and said expectantly: "Big brother, our school is going to report a parent-child activity tomorrow, can you accompany me to participate?" "

"What about your mother?" Lin Beifan asked.

The little guy lowered his head and said disappointedly: "Mom has been too busy lately and has no time!" "

Lin Beifan nodded, the child's mother Song Ya Company has just opened, everything is in ruins, it is indeed very busy, so it is inevitable to ignore the little one, but the little guy is very sensible.

"Okay, brother is free, brother accompanies you to participate!" Lin Beifan said with a smile.

"Really?!" The little one was pleasantly surprised.

"Of course!" Lin Beifan held her in his arms: "However, my brother is participating in this kind of activity for the first time, and I don't know how to play, can you tell me?" "

"Okay!" The little guy clapped his hands and told Lin Beifan what he knew.

So, the 62nd day of the workplace, Saturday.

In the morning, Lin Beifan accompanied the little one to the school to participate in parent-child activities.

I also brought a lot of things over.

When I came to the school gate, I met yesterday's beautiful teacher.

The other party was overjoyed, his face was like a bloom, and he said enthusiastically: "Mr. Lin, why are you here?" "

Lin Beifan said with a smile: "The child's mother is busy, so I brought the child!" "

"Teacher, teacher!" Song Jiabao said excitedly: "My big brother is very powerful, his hands-on ability is particularly strong, and anything is difficult for him!" Today we will definitely take the 1st place! "

The beautiful teacher touched the little guy's head: "Yes, that teacher is very looking forward to it!" "

The three walked into the campus with a smile.

At school, I once again met yesterday's parents' dads.

However, this time they were more honest and did not dare to look at the beautiful teacher more, because they still brought their wives over.

Without squinting, he held his head high, his face was solemn, and he showed great righteousness.

On the contrary, the wife they brought saw Lin Beifan coming, her eyes lit up, and they all surrounded her.

"Isn't this Mr. Lin Beifanlin? It's such a pleasure to see you here! "

"You also came with the child, you are really loving!"

"Mr. Lin, I have always wanted to buy an insurance for my children, can I consult you?"

"I can't trust others, I believe you!"

......

Yingying swallow, especially enthusiastic.

And the parents and fathers were left aside.

The cold wind blows, both lonely and embarrassing.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.

"This group of parents and fathers are miserable, yesterday they were robbed of beautiful teachers, and today they were robbed of their wives!"

"From head to tail!"

"It's just that the charm of the big guy is too great, haha!"

"This scene is enough for me to laugh for a year! Ha ha! "

......

Parents and fathers hate in their hearts, this Lin Beifan is not a thing, not only seduced the beautiful teacher, but also "seduced" their wife, and must give you some color to see later.

Next, the parent-child activity begins.

This activity is mainly about invention, where children and their parents make small things on the spot and then show them to everyone.

Those who get the most votes will be rewarded by the teacher.

This activity is mainly to strengthen the parent-child relationship between children and parents. Winning the prize is secondary, mainly to allow children and parents to get good communication and interaction.

"Big brother, here we go!" The little one said excitedly.

Put all the things he brought on the small table, and then start with Lin Beifan. In fact, the main thing is that Lin Beifan is doing it, and the little guy is doing some simple and uncomplicated work.

But the little one did it extra seriously, as if with a sense of mission.

After about 5 minutes, the little one cheered excitedly: "Brother, the first thing is done!" "

After another 5 minutes, she cheered again: "The second thing is also made, it's great!" "

In less than 20 minutes, their small table was already filled with all kinds of "inventions".

For the rest of the family, no one has yet completed the first work.

A little guy sitting at the small table next to him ran over, pointed to one of the things, and said curiously: "Song Jiabao, what are you guys?" "

"Yangyang, let me tell you, this is an orange candle I made!" The little one said proudly.

"Candles? Can orange peel also make candles? The other party was shocked.

"Of course you can, don't believe it!" Xiaomengwa looked at Lin Beifan, and Lin Beifan took out a lighter and lit an orange candle.

The candlelight was very faint, but it did light.

"Wow! It's really lit, it's amazing! The other party said excitedly.

The little cute babies around all ran over, looked at the small orange candle, and also screamed.

Happy the little one to death, laughing like a flower.

"Song Jiabao, what is this thing?" A child pointed to one of the iron boxes.

The little guy said proudly: "This is used to boil water, you can also boil hot water without fire!" "

The children were dumbfounded: "How do you boil water without fire?" "

One of them raised his hand: "I know, electricity can be used!" "

The little one said loudly: "Wrong, we don't use fire or electricity!" "

Then, I immediately rehearsed it.

Under Lin Beifan's guidance, he spread a package of white powder on the bottom of the box, and then poured some water. Then immediately cover the other box and pour some cool water on it.

In less than a few moments, the water on it boiled and steamed.

This magical scene shocked the children.

"The water really boiled! No fire and no electricity! "

"It's amazing! How is this done? "

......

The little guy immediately popularized science online: "Big brother said that this is quicklime, as long as it encounters water, it will release a lot of heat!" After the water absorbs heat, it naturally boils! How's that, awesome, right? "

"Awesome!"

"Song Jiabao, you are so powerful!"

"Can you let me play?"

......

Then, the little one frequently showed his inventions.

Because these inventions and creations are so fun and interesting, they attract all the children, gain a bunch of envious and adoring eyes, and make the little ones so happy that they can't find the north.

And other parents and fathers, even some parents and mothers, can look at it jealously.

Look at this thing under your hand again...

What is this?

I'm embarrassed to take it out!

Therefore, they all gathered around to see Lin Beifan's invention and creation, to see if they could steal the master.

"Let me tell you, these good things were all invented by my big brother, and he has a lot of fun and interesting things, right?" The little guy was proud, and a pair of small meat hands held Lin Beifan's arm, declaring his sovereignty.

Once again, the little one received a lot of envious eyes.

"Song Jiabao, your big brother is really powerful, much stronger than my father!"

"That's it! My dad is really stupid, he has been doing nothing for a long time, he can't do anything, it's stupid! "

"And the fat head and big ears, and a big belly, it is difficult to walk!"

"Oops, sometimes, I'm really mad at them!"

......

Parents and dads around: "Poof!! "

Clutching my chest, I felt hurt.

I obviously worked so hard, but I was still disliked by my own children.

Looking at Lin Beifan with resentment, this damn bastard shouldn't even cheat their children, right?

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.

"This group of parents and fathers are so pitiful!"

"Yesterday I was disgusted by the beautiful teacher, I was disgusted by my wife just now, and now I am going to be disgusted by my own children!"

"As soon as Guy Lin came, he stole all their love!"

"It's getting worse and worse!"

......

At this time, a child pointed to the large box in Lin Beifan's hand and exclaimed, "Song Jiabao, what is this?" "

"This... Brother, what is this? "Even the little one doesn't know what it is.

Lin Beifan smiled slightly: "This is a cannon!" "

"Cannon?" Everyone was shocked.

"It's for cannons! Come, I'll show you now! "

Lin Beifan put the box on the table.

The box looked boxy and ordinary, and on one side a round hole was dug out, and there was a fixed frame inside, and there was nothing.

It's impossible to associate him with artillery.

But at this moment, Lin Beifan took out a few sandalwood, lit it and put it in the box, fixing it in that one rack.

In less than a moment, the box was filled with smoke.

Lin Beifan stretched out his hand on both sides of the box and said, "Look, I'm going to shoot!" "

I saw that he lightly patted, and a smoke ring spewed out from the mouth of the cave, shooting 4 meters away, as if firing a cannon.

"Wow! It's really a cannon! "

"That's awesome!"

"One more shot!"

"Can you let me play around?"

......

All the children were excited and wanted to give it a try.

After everyone tried it for a round, they still didn't feel too enjoyable.

At this time, Lin Beifan made a suggestion: "How about we play a game?" First of all, Jiabao and I will operate this cannon, and we are the gunners, who are specially responsible for firing and hitting people. The children are tied to their parents and join forces to dodge the cannons. How about being shot out of the shell, whoever lasts to the end, who will be in charge of this cannon? "

"Okay, okay..."

So the game began, Lin Beifan grabbed the box with both hands and controlled the direction of the cannon.

The little one is responsible for firing the gun, with a clear division of labor.

"Baby, who do you say to hit first?"

The little guy said excitedly: "First hit Zhang Xingxing, he always pulls my hair!" "

"Okay, no problem!"

Therefore, Lin Beifan immediately aimed the muzzle of the cannon at Zhang Xingxing.

The little guy slapped hard, and Zhang Xingxing's father and son were eliminated.

Then he eliminated several pairs of father and son in a row, and won 10 points beautifully.

When it was Lin Beifan's turn to dodge, Lin Beifan survived to the end with his amazing reaction ability and speed, and once again took charge of the cannon.

But anyway, today both children and parents had a lot of fun.

When he went back, the little one was already tired and paralyzed, covered with a small quilt and sat in the passenger seat and fell asleep peacefully.

It seems that he also had a beautiful dream, and muttered in his mouth: "Big brother... Dad..."