I Can Brush Attributes

The King Mei and King You were both joking.

at the same time.

A five-star hotel in Pengcheng, Wang Ping is checking in at the hotel.

"Landlady, I'm sorry, maybe I farted too much yesterday, and there was a bit of methane. In addition, I habitually close the windows when I go out, creating an enclosed space, which can be called a secret room for storing methane."

Wang Ping called the landlady of the Crystal Apartment to explain the cause of the explosion.

The landlady listened to the explanation with a confused expression on her face, feeling that she was a stupid tree with rows of stupid fruits hanging all over her body.

Is Mr. Wang Ping trying to say that farting makes methane to cause an explosion?

"Mr. Wang Ping, your explanation is too... rare, so how did you say that the methane in your room was ignited and exploded?"

The landlady shook her head and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was obvious that she didn't believe what Wang Ping said.

Farting on a fire can indeed explode, but yesterday's explosion of that scale is undoubtedly the same as the TNT explosion. How much fart does it take to cause an explosion of that scale?

At least a few tons of fart, right?

Fortunately, the landlady knew Wang Ping and was a gentle person. The immediate concern of the explosion was not the loss of room 201, but whether there were casualties, especially Wang Ping, who lived in room 201.

If it were someone else, I would probably yell at Wang Ping's explanation.

"You fart!!"

Note that this sentence does not mean that Wang Ping farts and blows up the house, but curses people.

"The landlady, I just bought a Samsung mobile phone yesterday. I didn't bring it out today. I left it to charge at home." Wang Ping said leisurely.

Hearing this, the landlady suddenly realized.

Got it, it was a Samsung phone that exploded, igniting methane and causing a big explosion!

Although she still didn't believe Wang Ping's bullshit, she could imagine the scene.

It was a room full of farts, and a touchscreen phone with the Samsung logo was plugged into the desk to charge.

Sudden!

The sound of chi chi sounded, and the charging port of the Samsung mobile phone plugged into the charging cable was smoking.

Immediately after that, the Samsung phone spontaneously ignited with a bang, exploding with a burst of flames.

It was as if the plague was spreading, and the moment the flames ignited, the farts that filled the entire room were ignited, and the room instantly turned into a sea of ​​fire and exploded.

The picture is full of sense and very impactful.

This is an explosion that seems to blow up a room, but it is actually a Samsung phone that blows up the room.

"You're fine. I thought Mr. Wang Ping was in the house."

The landlady was relieved, Wang Ping's lively bullshit showed that everyone was fine.

"I'm sorry to worry the landlady. Don't worry, I caused this matter. I'll be responsible. I'll send you money now."

Ding! Alipay transfer 3 million

"Mr. Wang Ping, you are playing too much, you don't need 3 million." The landlady was taken aback.

3 million is enough to buy a villa, let alone renovating a house.

"Landlady, Lily told me that the explosion in my room 201 also affected Lily's room next door, as well as the surrounding rooms of several neighbors. You will use the 3 million to repair the crystal apartment, and the rest will be compensated for the loss to the neighbors."

"If it's not enough, you're asking me for it."

The landlady hurriedly said, "Enough, enough, the few neighbors that were bombed didn't suffer much, and they were all short-term rentals, and they didn't bring any valuables, so there's still 3 million in compensation for the decoration."

Wang Ping didn't care, he said with a smile while filling out the hotel registration: "It's okay, then use the rest to renovate Room 201, or you will expand Room 201."

After the explosion of Room 201, Wang Ping did not plan to leave and buy a house to live on his own.

I started the system after I lived in room 201. After living in the apartment for so long, Wang Ping has feelings for the crystal apartment and plans to live in this way, even if Wang Ping is very rich now, it is more than enough to buy a house and live by himself. .

What's more, Wang Ping likes the atmosphere of the crystal apartment very much. From time to time, college girls come to live there. Usually, when the apartment residents gather, Wang Ping can also molest the female residents.

"Then why don't I help you connect Miss Lily's room next door to yours and make a separate door?" The landlady deliberately matched Chu Lili and Wang Ping.

She could see that Chu Lili and Wang Ping had a good relationship.

That good relationship, every time Wang Ping goes out and encounters Chu Lili, he will hammer Chu Lili's Hungry like an iron buddy, and say "Hi, brother."

"The landlady won my heart." Wang Ping smiled.

Afterwards, we chatted a few more times.

At the end, Wang Ping held out his chest, smiled at the front desk of the hotel counter, and said, "Landlady, money is something outside your body, only three million. If there is any excess, you can spend it, I don't care. Bad money."

Hanging up the phone, Wang Ping took the ID card from the front desk.

"This is the most expensive room in your hotel, isn't it?"

"Yes, sir." The front desk blinked, clearly pinging Wang.

You must know that the current Wang Ping has a dignified and upright personality, and is much more temperamental than ordinary people. With his clean face, young age, and rich money, how can it not attract girls.

The most important thing is that the front desk can hear that Wang Ping is deliberately showing off in front of her.

As for why it is showing off, anyone with a little brain can hear it.

"Sir, our hotel has good service. If you have any dissatisfaction, I will call customer service and I will personally come to inquire, to ensure a satisfactory and comfortable accommodation experience for guests. This is the purpose of our hotel." The front desk winked.

Wang Ping smiled: "Today I am watching the stars at night, it is not suitable for my descendants to sacrifice to the sky."

Hearing this, the front desk was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood.

After flirting with the front desk, Wang Ping walked into the elevator. For the behavior of such a big pig's hoof at the front desk, Wang Ping was quite contemptuous.

"How could someone as pure as me be tempted." Wang Ping pressed the elevator switch and muttered to himself.

Since the front desk was far from the elevator, I didn't hear Wang Ping's words, or he would definitely roar with his waist on his shoulders.

"It's your mother-in-law who seduced me first, so why did I seduce you?"

The elevator doors closed.

Wang Ping sighed with emotion: "It's still Xiaoye, Crazy Girl, they are all pure, not like these big pig hooves outside."

Um?

Thinking of Xiaoye and Chu Lili, Wang Ping picked up the phone and looked at it and found that Xiaoye had sent a message.

Xiaoye: "Is there a little dirt?"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

Wang Ping frowned frivolously and quickly entered information in the chat column.

Foul Demon King: "It's here."

On the other side, King You's villa.

Mei Wang was playing with You Wang's mobile phone. When he received a message from Wang Ping, his beautiful eyes lit up and narrowed into a charming crescent shape.

"Little master, our shared husband has sent a message, I will molest him."

After flicking Mei Wang's forehead, You Wang didn't mind that Mei Wang used his V letter to chat with Wang Ping.

"Don't be molested when you can't be molested, the dirty power of Xiaowu is rare in the world."