I Can Brush Attributes

"I don't believe it" Mei Wang was full of confidence.

Leaflet: "What are you doing?"

The Demon King: "I'm thinking about whether to go to the cave to explore. I haven't been there for a long time. I want to take my children and grandchildren to explore and enjoy different cave scenery."

"You may not believe it. Today, I set a small goal for my children and grandchildren in the future. Play the biggest mountain and see the most beautiful hole, so that my children and grandchildren will linger."

Mei Wang understood Wang Ping's meaning in seconds, and Mei's eyes widened slightly, pointing at the phone and arrogantly.

"This is a really dirty demon king!"

Charm King, who has always been charming and moving, was stunned by his beautiful face, and King You laughed out loud.

"I told you a long time ago that small dirt is very dirty, and every sentence is not separated from it."

"Interesting, interesting."

The Charm King suddenly became interested, the perfect body lying on his stomach straightened up, sitting on the sofa, with his legs bent, his knees resting on his mouth.

Jade fingers connect the dots to quickly enter information.

Xiaoye: "You are still as dirty as ever."

The Demon King: "Hey, how can this be filthy, can it be said to be filthy about scholars? This is to promote the charm of Chinese characters, which is broad and profound!"

Xiaoye: "This is the worst time Kong Yiji has been hacked. Now I see that your idioms are all dirty."

The Demon King: "Then I won't say idioms, I'll say a single word."

Subsequently, Wang Ping sent a one-word message.

Foul Demon King: "Oh."

Seeing this, the Charm King was stunned for a moment and didn't react, and he didn't realize it was serious.

She always felt that the word Wang Ping sent should be dirty, but she didn't realize it for a while. After all, if you speak a paragraph, it is easy to be a little dirty. Even if it is four words, you can use idioms to dirty it.

If it is a word, it is definitely impossible.

Of course, this is just impossible in the eyes of ordinary people. In the hands of Wang Ping, the self-proclaimed great filthy demon king, he can smear a single word, and the filth will turn the world upside down!

At this moment, King You, who was knitting a scarf, came over, and Mei Mu turned to the chat message in her mobile phone, watching Mei Wang's momentary dazed appearance.

The astute King You smiled and pointed at the screen of his mobile phone.

"Take oh apart and try, oh can be split into two words."

The Charm King was stunned and suddenly realized.

Oh = mouth me!

"My God, this little dirt is too dirty, can a single word be so dirty?"

The next second, the Mei Wang looked surprised: "Little master, how could you find this?!"

King You calmly wove a scarf and replied: "When you chat with Xiao Wu for a long time, you will find that the whole world is full of dirt, and anything can be dirty."

Suddenly, the reason why King You could see the true meaning of Wang Ping's "oh" was entirely because he had been chatting with Wang Ping for a long time and had been "trained" by Wang Ping, so he could see the pollution at a glance.

When the two were talking, Wang Ping sent another message.

Foul Demon King: "Bite?"

This time, the Charm King understood in seconds.

Leaflet: "No"

After sending this word, the Charm King smiled and sent another word.

Leaflet: "Embrace."

Wang Ping was taken aback for a moment, "Embrace"? , add a use next to the handle, this is to let yourself use your hands.

The Demon King: "Kun!"

Xiaoye: "Cu?"

Dirty Demon King "Hang!"

Leaflet: "Bad."

The news of Wang Ping here came to an abrupt end, and the Charm King giggled.

"Look at me, little master. You said that I would be molested, but I can't say anything about it."

King You stared at the phone screen, and indeed Wang Ping didn't answer.

But before King You could speak, the Wang Ping message came.

The Demon King: "Little Ye, I'm sorry for the late reply. Someone asked me just now with two grapes. He said I was only one person, but an extra one came out just now. What should he do now?"

"I told him, then eat it all, anyway, don't want it for nothing."

"Xiaoye, do you think what I said is right? Should I eat both of them? Don't be in vain."

"Huh?" The Charm King pouted with regret.

Dareqing is being questioned, but what kind of question is the person asking, what's wrong with one more grape, don't want it for nothing.

The Charm King replied without any hesitation, "Yes, don't be in vain."

Just after returning, King You laughed, the laughter was pure and sweet, and he burst into laughter.

"Mei'er, you've been molested."

Charm King: "????"

What's the meaning? Have you been molested?

Before Mei Wang could react, another message from Wang Ping was sent.

The Demon King: "Yes, you are right, don't do it for nothing, then you are not Xiaoye, but if you use Xiaoye V letter to chat with me, I can also treat you as Xiaoye.

"Little Leaf No. 2, come out and be beaten!"

The Charm King was startled, with disbelief in his eyes.

"Little dirty recognizes that I'm not the little master?"

wrong! It may be that you plan to frame yourself or not.

Xiaoye: "What are you talking about, I'm Xiaoye."

Foul Demon King: "No, no, no, you are not Xiaoye, Xiaoye understands my filth, yes, but she won't tell me filth so bluntly, I know Xiaoye."

As early as when Mei Wang uttered the word "No", Wang Ping had already recognized that Xiao Ye who was chatting with him was not himself.

After spending so many days with King You, Wang Ping didn't just go anywhere, but really got to know King You and what kind of girl King You was.

King You will listen to Wang Ping's dirty words, but he will not speak dirty words.

But now "Little Leaf" is fighting against each other with Wang Ping, Wang Ping sees that this is not him.

Wang Ping's message was sent out, and Mei Wang also understood that his identity as a fake leaflet was seen through.

At the same time, Mei Wang reacted to the "grape thing" that Wang Ping said earlier, which is to use two grapes as a metaphor for himself and his little master.

"I foolishly agreed to be "eaten" by Xiao Wu..."

The Charm King was dumbfounded.

Unexpectedly, I have been molested twice in recent days, once by the heir of the Wang family and once by Xiao Wu.

On the other side, King You looked at the mobile phone V letter Wang Ping analyzed the information that Mei Wang was not himself, and couldn't help but raise a sweet smile on his face, and his heart was warm.

Even if they don't meet, Xiao Wu can still recognize himself.

Xiaoye: "Xiaowu, that's my best friend, don't mind."

This time, it was King You, not King Mei.

The Demon King: "Hey?! Do you mean that I molested Xiaoye's best friend in front of Xiaoye? So exciting!!"

Wang Ping didn't mind this, he could see that this should be Xiao Ye's best friend who wanted to tease him with his mobile phone, but he was "killed" by himself.

Xiaoye: "It's fine if you don't mind."

The Demon King: "Why would I mind? Confucius once said, "It's a lot of fun to play with your girlfriend and cheat with your best friend! "So I not only don't mind, but also want to say that such a girlfriend, please give me a dozen."

Xiaoye: "Then according to your current thinking, should I cater to you and say that I will give you my girlfriend's V signal."

The Demon King: "As long as you don't mind, I'll reply "That's great! ""

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