I can see the blood bar, my purity is very high

At this time, Lu Wenwu was completely red-hot.

He was not angry, but was holding his breath.

He bit his lips tightly, got down from the chair and sat on the ground beside him, hammering the soil of the arena hard.

Lu was really in pain.

Even if this was the black history of his own kitten, he should never laugh.

But the main thing.

This matter is really hard to hold back.

Even if Lu Wenwu knew the reason clearly, it was still the same.

Due to the differences in intelligence level, living environment, racial characteristics, etc. between various creatures, each creature has a different view of mate selection and a different definition of "beauty".

In the eyes of cats, the most beautiful female cat is definitely the calico, which is a recognized beauty in the cat world and grows on the xp of all male cats in the world.

The top male cats are not recognized by female cats.

But in the land of Shenzhou, there is no doubt that female cats generally like the raccoon.

With a strong posture, a well-proportioned body, and beautiful and eye-catching fur, he is simply the Wu Yanzu of cats.

Of course, this is just a popular saying.

Cats make such a choice, which is not simply a matter of aesthetics.

Or cats have a completely different definition of "beauty" from humans.

The "beauty" in the eyes of cats is basically based on the instinctive reaction of wild animals, and is limited by limited wisdom. It is an optimal solution that is close to instinct and is obtained by combining many factors.

Patterns, body shape, health, muscle level, reproductive ability, hunting ability.

Everything exists to serve the instinct of wild animals.

After all, it is not realistic for small animals that have not even developed their intelligence to form a unique definition of beauty.

But Xiaobao is different.

At that time, it was not a real ordinary cat. It was a smart cat that truly possessed wisdom and could be regarded as an intelligent creature!

This made it very different from its unintelligent and instinctive counterparts, and it had its own mate selection and aesthetics.

If the intelligent cats evolved from existence to non-existence and eventually formed a group.

Then there is no doubt that they will inevitably develop their own unique aesthetic standards due to the times.

The embarrassing thing is that

there is no such species on the blue planet at present.

Even some systematic big demon families have been greatly influenced by the two-legged beasts in terms of XP due to years of cohabitation with humans - Mr. Lu, who knows many animal friends, has a lot to say about this.

Not to mention Xiaobao, a cat of the human education version who grew up freely in human society.

So.

It is actually a very sad story that Xiaobao, who was once a royal cat, was disliked by the raccoon.

From the perspective of humans, the round and furry little thing like the British shorthair is really cute, and it belongs to the standard template cat full of two-legged beast stereotypes.

But in the eyes of real cats, they don’t think so at all.

Among the agile cats, Peng Yuyan is the tabby cat, and among the cats with eye-catching colors, Liu Yifei is the calico cat. These two are more popular and favored by cats.

In fact, in a sense, Xiaobao is still relatively lucky.

The beautiful little fool, the ragdoll cat, which is a cross between the Norwegian Forest Cat and the Maine Coon cat because of human aesthetics, and whose fighting power is almost equal to zero, is the real interpretation of what it means to be unpopular with cats.

In the eyes of cats, this thing is probably similar to an extremely fat and extremely ugly goblin.

It is the kind that will be breathed on if you get close to it, and will definitely be beaten by other cats if you are not familiar with it to a certain extent.

Imagine.

If you are a saint who is powerless, suddenly a super goblin with a height of three or four meters, a waist circumference similar to the height, a shaky walk, an intelligence of about the same as the mentally retarded, and a hairy body, with a squinting face, tries to do something embarrassing with you

What a terrifying scene it would be.

This is what other cats think of ragdoll cats.

Lu Wenwu has already guessed why Xiaobao chose the tomboy image when he transformed. Maybe at that time, he wanted to escape.

Even if this matter is put into the present, it is not worth it to be angry with a group of wild cats who have not yet developed their intelligence.

But at that time, Xiaobao was just a simple little female cat with intelligence, wasn't she?

This is really a dark history!

Thinking of this, Lu Wenwu suddenly understood why Xiaobao was unwilling to talk about it.

The shame of this thing is no less than reciting in public the blackened sayings he posted on Penguin Space when he was in elementary school and junior high school.

Ahem.

"Damn you! Don't laugh!"

Xiaobao clenched his white and tender fists and waved them back and forth, shouting loudly in dissatisfaction.

"You promised me before!"

"I didn't. Really. Didn't"

Lu Wenwu's expression was extremely distorted at this time, and the blood vessels on his neck were clearly visible.

He clenched his right fist, raised his thumb, and then thrust the Demon God's War Spear into his abdomen. Blood holes appeared one after another and healed continuously, just like a shower head that was not flowing water smoothly.

Lu, who couldn't help it, tried to use the pain to divert his attention.

But unfortunately, after years of fighting experience, he was basically immune to this level of pain.

It can’t be said that it didn’t work.

It worked, but the reason for its effectiveness was different from what I expected.

It was mainly used to divert attention, and it had nothing to do with the pain itself.

“By the way, what happened next?” Lu Wenwu began to change the subject, “You couldn’t have already transformed at that time, could you?”

The story was only halfway through, and it wasn’t completely finished.

“Of course not, how could that be possible?”

Sure enough, the little cat sighed and continued to talk.

"Having said that, the Forbidden City is located on the largest dragon vein at that time, and I was nominally a royal tribute cat at that time. I was able to share a trace of dragon energy from the dragon of national destiny, even if it was unconscious, which made my cultivation path go very fast."

"In addition, I was so angry with that cerebral palsy at that time that I completely gave up that thought and began to consciously "look" at the moon to make myself stronger, catch more mice, and eat more cakes from the women in the harem."

"Soon, I found that I was becoming smarter and smarter, my physical fitness was getting stronger and stronger, and my perception of the surroundings was getting more and more outrageous. I could hear everything in the huge Forbidden City with a flick of my ears."

"Most importantly, during a daily moon-watching, I got a heaven-sent Emperor Liujiang and officially embarked on the path of transformation."

At this point, Xiaobao's eyes revealed memories, missing the past.

"That was the last pure Emperor's Flowing Blood that could be produced by the Blue Star, which had already entered the Dharma Ending Age. How could I have done that?"

"On the night of Gengshen, the moonlight contained Emperor's Flowing Blood, which was shaped like countless olives, with thousands of golden threads, entwined and hanging down to the human world. All foxes, ghosts and spirits who eat it can show their supernatural powers." Lu Wenwu subconsciously replied, "Maomao has also eaten it."

Maomao's extraordinary journey began when he exploded a drop of Emperor's Flowing Blood in the dungeon.

This is enough to be regarded as a sacred object in the demon world, and even the great demons who have entered the god-ascending stage will covet it.

"Nonsense, of course I know that Maomao has taken it too." Xiaobao rolled his eyes at Lu Wenwu, "You don't really think that Maomao is as outrageous as you, and can make rapid progress without anyone's guidance?"

"Can't?" Lu Wenwu scratched his head in confusion, "I provided Maomao with all the resources. Hey! Why did you hit me?"

Xiaobao retracted his fist in annoyance and rolled his eyes: "Stupid, Maomao was just reverting to his ancestral state at that time, and he opened his spiritual wisdom. He didn't become Einstein all of a sudden!"

"A puppy that just gained wisdom, let alone practice, it can't even read a word I don't know! That's how stupid you can make it practice by itself! Meow, you're really a genius! "

"Do you think I usually go to Lingtian Mountain and Longfu to sleep? Isn't it nice to sleep on the Jianmu climbing frame at home? It's to help you take care of Mao Mao!"

"No, you must massage me three times a day, half an hour each time, for at least a month as compensation! I'm really mad at you!"

Lu Wenwu: "."

For some reason, after being madly complained by Xiaobao, he always felt like the ruthless scumbag.

After having a child, he left it to his wife to take care of it, and turned around and went out to be cool.

Although this is completely false, what is the strong sense of déjà vu and guilty conscience?

After thinking for three seconds, Mr. Lu decided to "swallow his anger" for a while.

To avoid being beaten by the cat again.

After continuing to complain about the stupid things Lu Wenwu had done for a while, Xiaobao continued to talk about his past.

"As for the Emperor's Flowing Water, you know the effect. It can at least increase the cultivation level by a thousand years, and it can also greatly improve the cultivation talent and potential. So, I, who knew nothing at that time, made a big noise."

"When I woke up completely, I found myself being taken home by a kind old man with a smile on his face. It was he who guided and taught me to formally embark on the path of cultivation."

"The old man's surname is Lan. He is a very powerful old Taoist priest. His naming ability is more abstract than yours. The name Lan Bulu was given by him."

"I really don't understand. He is a super antique who lived from the Shang and Zhou dynasties to that time. He has read poetry and books for more than two thousand years. He has even been a teacher in the Jixia Academy. How can he come up with such a weird name!"

"Well, maybe Grandpa Lan wants to combine the local and foreign?" Lu Wenwu tentatively guessed, "It seems that the traditional cat names in Shenzhou may not be suitable for you at that time?"

Xiaobao recalled the many traditional names of "Li Nu" in Shenzhou.

Based on its original characteristics, it would most likely be named Wuyun or Moyu.

If we consider the old naughty character of Lan Laodao, we might name it "Lan Wuyun Gaixue Wuxue" or "Lan Yinqingyun Xiaotie" and so on.

Meow!

Don't do that, meow!

After Lu's interruption, Xiaobao suddenly felt that the name Lanbulu was not bad.

"Okay, never mind that. Anyway, at that time, I changed from a cat living in the palace to a cat living in Lan Laodao's house, and was urged by Old Lan to learn a lot of things that humans should learn every day."

"Because of Emperor Liujiang, it was soon time for me to transform."

"At that time, I was thinking that since my original form would be disliked by the local aboriginal cats, if I transformed into a woman according to my original gender, it would be inconvenient in that era, so I could just transform into a man! "

Xiaobao lamented his genius idea back then and raised his head proudly, his cat eyes filled with pride.

"As expected, after I transformed into a child, I immediately became a well-known handsome boy from all over the country. Which dignitary who came to visit Lao Lantou would not praise me when they saw him? He is a handsome and talented child?"

"When Old Lan Tou announced that I was his grandson, those guys, one by one, were all vying to arrange for their beautiful girls to be my wives. Even Lao Zhu's family sent eunuchs I want you to be your consort!"

"It's just that Old Man Lan was quite critical of my appearance in his transformed form, and he was muttering to me for quite a while."

Lu Wenwu: "."

I thought that Mr. Lan at that time must have felt very sad about this matter.

The cute and caring little cotton-padded jacket suddenly turned into a handsome little boy.

Where is the logic in this?

It would be strange if the old man didn’t talk about it!

Ask yourself, if I had to choose, I would really like a traditional sweet-smelling, soft kitten girl that is full of stereotypes in human literature!

In this matter, Lu Wenwu quite understood Mr. Lan.

It was probably the same feeling that Sasi had when he saw his sweet and cute little peanut girl in the Boruto Seinen chapter. A few years later, she suddenly transformed into a short-haired little girl.

"Shit shovel, you seem to be thinking of something impolite." Xiaobao glanced at Lu Wenwu keenly.

Mr. Lu immediately looked at his nose with concern, and immediately spoke righteously: "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Ahem. A tomboy is not bad either. He is very beautiful and eye-catching.

"About the fact that my roommate is a tsundere and pretty girl"

"Speaking of Mr. Lan's purity, no, his cultivation should be very strong, right?"

"The gods on land, ascended to the world of gods, ascended in half a step."

"It's so scary! Then after we ascend, can I"

"cannot!"

"Why is this? You know, I just want to have a discussion with the old man. Isn't your grandpa my grandpa? Which one of us should follow the other!"

Xiaobao put away his angry expression before, put away all his arrogance and mischief, and became more serious and serious than ever before.

At this time, it finally slowly overlapped with the image of the guardian of China in Lu Wenwu's heart.

"The old man made a fortune before the end of the dungeon came, and then passed away at the end of his life. He could not wait for the dungeon system to come, nor could he wait for this spiritual spiritual revival of the golden age of cultivation."

"He had only one last wish before he died - the old man hopes that after his death, I can protect the land of China in the future turmoil on his behalf."

"At that time, I didn't understand why he would say such last words when there were several old antiques like him in China at that time."

"It wasn't until the empire of Lao Zhu's family suddenly collapsed, and China moved towards a republic in chaos, and then suddenly encountered the end of the world, that Shenzhou almost fell apart for an almost absurd reason despite all the good conditions, and the country was destroyed and the family was destroyed, then I understood That’s what the old man said.”

"Fortunately, we finally lived up to our expectations."