Lu Wenwu went home with Xiaobao on his back.

To be precise,

Xiaobao had been hanging on Lu Wenwu's head with two small fangs, trying to bite something off from it.

Originally.

Everything was quite normal.

Lu Wenwu accompanied Xiaobao to reminisce about the old man Lan who had passed away many years ago, and also accompanied it to recall the past and glory for a while, and then learned about what happened in the past few decades of the copy of the end of the world.

Until Xiaobao finally remembered the business, he asked a certain invincible Tyrannosaurus War God how he could materialize the dream law now.

Lu Wenwu told the truth with a little shyness.

So he was beaten up by Xiaobao who broke through the defense for the second time.

Facts have proved that the power of Gengxin is really painful to hit people.

Gengxin gold, located in the west, the four white tigers, in charge of weapons and killing, sad autumn.

Lu Wenwu has sufficient reason to suspect whether Xiaobao has obtained the inheritance of the White Tiger God, one of the four spirits of heaven.

Back in the familiar living room, Maomao was hiding under the sofa, looking at the man and the cat.

"Does Xiaobao scare you so much?"

Lu Wenwu reached out and took Xiaobao off his head, hugged him in his arms and rubbed him, enjoying the strange feeling of being gently bitten by four small tiger teeth when he touched him.

"Look, isn't it also lying in my arms obediently and enjoying it."

"Get lost!"

Xiaobao held Lu Wenwu's finger in his mouth and cursed vaguely.

"Shit shoveler, you damn big liar! Big liar! Deceiving my feelings! Deceiving my black history! Bite Shi Li bite Shi Li! This matter will not be over if you don't massage me for a whole year!"

"Don't worry, I will massage you for a lifetime, as long as I don't go ahead of you."

Lu Wenwu smiled and pulled out his finger to scratch the cat's chin.

The cat asked the shit shoveler to rub itself every day?

There is such a good thing?

Is this a punishment?

Isn't this a pure reward!

Xiaobao, who had never been an ordinary cat, did not realize that there was anything wrong with the punishment he gave. He just felt that his "massage" skills of shoveling shit had become more and more advanced.

Maomao under the sofa glanced at Xiaobao, who was squinting his eyes to enjoy the service, and gave his master a little aggrieved look.

The master and pet are in tune with each other, and Lu Wenwu quickly understood his dog's thoughts.

As we all know, dogs are the biggest enemies of cats.

But if you raise cats and dogs together from childhood, and the dog is very honest and the cat is very good at fighting, the dog's life will mostly be miserable.

Especially

This family environment is also based on the cat being the dog's only teacher and big brother, plus half a nanny (adoptive mother?), the dog's life is a little more "miserable".

Xiaobao - the throne of the family.

Lu Wenwu - family status.

Maomao - the younger brother of the family.

At the age when he likes to play the most, he is urged by Xiaobao to practice all day long. It is really so sad.

‘You’ve suffered so much over the years. I’ll prepare something good for you at noon? ’

‘You want a roasted whole lamb! ’

‘Okay, let’s go to Dragon Mansion and pick one that has suffered from heatstroke. ’

‘Great! Maomao is going to practice! ’

The master pets, who had completed eye contact in an instant, understood each other tacitly. Maomao happily shook his tail like a propeller and quickly opened the space channel and went in.

Xiaobao, who was enjoying himself, slightly opened his right eye halfway, glanced at the black and gold figure, and showed a lazy look on his face.

“Maomao is too lazy in practice. All he thinks about is playing, you and me, and eating delicious food. Before going to the Endless Abyss to find trouble with those mice, Maomao’s practice volume must be doubled. The potential brought by the Emperor’s Flowing Slurry must be fully activated, otherwise it will be meaningless for him to follow.”

“Uh, what, will it be.”

Before Lu Wenwu finished his words to excuse his dog, he was forced back into his throat by Xiaobao’s eyes.

Maomao is only a little over ten years old since he opened his spiritual intelligence.

Don't even mention that Maomao is a dog. Even if he is a child in his teens, isn't he still playing?

For him, cultivation is indeed a bit boring.

Giving his owner a blank look, Xiaobao continued, "Cultivation is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Now is not the time for you to expect Maomao to fight side by side with you. Sweat more in peacetime and bleed less in war."

"But I see you don't practice much on weekdays," Lu Wenwu muttered softly.

Xiaobao held his head with his little paws, turned sideways and raised his head, saying with contempt: "First of all, I am not following the path of a barbarian like you who practices physical cultivation. My combat power on Blue Star has reached the limit and cannot be improved."

"If you really want to see me practice, just quickly complete the final trial. If it weren't for waiting for you and Maomao, I would have been ready to ascend to heaven and walk away ten years ago!"

"Of course, I will start after I practice the two rewards I just got." Lu Wenwu raised his hands in surrender.

Xiaobao hummed with satisfaction and continued: "Secondly, I am just a cute little cat. When have you ever seen other little cats do anything other than eating, drinking and having fun? I only sleep twelve hours a day, isn't that hardworking enough?"

Lu Wenwu: "."

Damn, it makes a lot of sense!

I was completely speechless!

Compared to other cats who sleep 17 or 18 hours a day, you are indeed the king of cats!

You are a top demon who has drunk the emperor's juice!

How can you be compared with ordinary cats!

Xiaobao raised his paw and patted the slightly dazed shit shoveler, and said calmly: "I have guarded Shenzhou for so many years, and I am tired. It will be your turn to guard me in the future. Work hard to practice and strive to let me live a comfortable life of sleeping 20 hours a day."

"What about the remaining four hours?" Lu Wenwu asked subconsciously.

"Of course, I will enjoy the food you make, enjoy your massage, lick the fur for a while, play with the fur for a while, and urge it to practice. Otherwise, what else can I do?" Xiaobao imagined the wonderful life in the future.

"But this apocalyptic war that has swept across the three thousand worlds"

"It has nothing to do with me. That's a problem for you, a shit shoveler, to consider. I'm just a cute, pitiful and helpless little cat! After working so hard for so many years, I only need to eat, drink, play and sleep! Little cats don't understand so much!"

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Step!

Looking at the cute little cat in his arms stretching comfortably in the void, and then starting to smack his lips and make a snoring sound, closing his eyes and stepping on the milk in the void, Lu Wenwu always felt that something in his heart had quietly collapsed.

Probably the thing called the master filter.

Forget it, anyway, since I traveled through time, nothing I encountered was a normal style.

Time-travel novels are indeed fake, these online writers have made a big mistake for me!

Lu Wenwu's thoughts began to run wild again.

If the old Confucian scholar with a serious face saw the majestic and unparalleled guardian of Shenzhou in this state, what would his expression be?

That must be very interesting.

Should I record it secretly?

Lu Wenwu's heart was about to move, but was soon suppressed by his own reason.

Forget it, don't commit suicide

No!

There is a death that must be committed.

Even if I, Lu, die here today and jump down from here, I will shout with my rotten vocal cords:

"You keep asking me to scoop shit, I think you have been fasting for a long time, and there is no such thing as excrement. What is the stuff that is automatically packed and cleaned out in the fully automatic cat litter box every day? It can't be that you secretly."

"Lu! Wen! Wu!"

"Hey! Don't."

"Meow!"

Half an hour later, Maomao, who returned to the living room with the processed little fat sheep in his mouth, looked at Xiaobao, who was angry in human form, and his owner, who was using the dream law to dissolve the remaining power of Geng and Xin, with a confused face.

Maomao was silent for three seconds.

When the two flowers on Xiaobao's head in human form vibrated and he turned around to stare at it with a pair of cat eyes, Maomao decisively put down the sheep and went back to Dragon Mansion.

This is what it's like to have a master who likes to die.

It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, so let's go back to practice!

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

"Hey, can we reconcile?"

"Reconcile? At this moment? Little friend, the invincible Tyrannosaurus God of War who has cultivated the laws in his body, are you kidding me!"

"That's it, I have to do this!"

"What do you want to do, damn ghost?"

"Let me study whether your hearing organs in human form are cat ears or human ears! Hahahaha!"

Looking at Lu Wenwu's evil hands attacking him, Xiaobao started the God of War Arena for the third time today with an expressionless face.

Maomao didn't eat roasted lamb at noon after all.

Xiaobao was quite ruthless this time, and it was not until the afternoon that Lu finally expelled the three laws and completely recovered from the wounds.

It turns out that being beaten by a strong man is still beneficial.

At least Lu Wenwu felt that he had gained a lot, and his proficiency in using the dream law soared rapidly.

Come more often in the future.

So, in the next year, Lu Wenwu has been seeking death in various ways - he has to do this, and if he doesn't take the initiative to die, a little cat who just wants to take a comfortable nap every day will not come to fight him.

This caused the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling to suddenly come out in this villa, which was originally the quietest.

Lu Wenwu's self-abuse training method greatly stimulated Maomao's nerves, causing its strength to soar rapidly under Xiaobao's guidance.

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Xiaobao is the top demon in Shenzhou and even on Blue Star, the uncrowned demon king, and the oldest guardian of Shenzhou. Even the great demon families inherited from ancient times, such as the Qingqiu Fox Clan and the Nanhai Mermaid, have to give him face.

Therefore, the demon cultivation materials that Lu Wenwu was worried about before were not a problem at all.

Xiaobao has basically everything in his small treasury that he has collected for so many years.

If there is really nothing, you can ask the Confucian teacher to take it from the national treasury, and ask other demon cultivation families for it.

What's more, there is no demon cultivator in the world who knows how to use the power of Emperor Liujiang better than Xiaobao. It is Maomao's best teacher, digging out every drop of potential in his body.

Combined with countless natural treasures, spiritual coins, the heaven-defying spiritual energy concentration of the Dragon Mansion, and the full ten-fold accelerated cultivation card, Maomao has touched the threshold of the realm of godhood in just one year.

Now everything is ready, except for the final understanding of the rules.

In other aspects, resources at any cost can accelerate improvement, but laws, which are purely based on understanding and illusory things, cannot do it.

Even if he shows off the Enlightenment Egg Cake made by Lu Wenwu every day, it is still somewhat difficult for a dog repairer who has just been enlightened for more than ten years and is fighting against the Law of Fire every day.

Speaking of the Law of Fire, this is actually a hurdle that Lu Wenwu cannot get around.

Probably because of the number of training methods, the practice of Nine Breath Convince Qi is extremely smooth. It only took a very short time for Lu Wenwu, who was familiar with it, to practice this magical power to a great level, reaching the level of being able to forcibly absorb the energy of heaven and earth from the void. Target.

Another fairy-level skill, "Yinghuo Douzhan Miaofa", is not going smoothly.

After practicing hard for a year in a state of accelerated Karaman cultivation, now I have just barely touched the edge of the [handy] realm.

This is still based on the premise that Lu Wenwu is good at using flames, otherwise the efficiency will be even lower.

Even so, the [handy] realm has reached the limit of what he can currently achieve.

The difficulty of cultivating immortal arts is extremely high. In addition, Lu Wenwu himself does not understand the law of fire, which is a prerequisite for cultivating. It becomes a luxury to continue to improve the "Yinghuo Douzhan Magical Technique".

As a former cat, Xiaobao suggested that Lu Wenwu wait for Maomao's progress, then go to the endless abyss together, and spend some money to rent some auxiliary training venues from Kazan, the King of Fire Demons, or exchange for some training experience. .

Lu Wenwu agreed with this proposal.

His ability to understand the laws is far behind his boxing talent and body-refining talent, and his progress on Blue Star is extremely slow.

While Maomao's training had not yet been completed, he was idle and brushed the [Firearm Mastery] that had been embarrassingly displayed on the panel for a long time to [The Peak].

Now he is also a man who can shoot curved bullets!

You don’t even need special effects to shoot League of Assassins!

During this year, Lu Wenwu also met Liu Ming, who had become a C-level player.

He didn't directly give Liu Ming a large amount of spirit coins, or teach him his "unique" skills for clearing the level. That would simply be harming others.

He just told Liu Ming some key points for triggering hidden tasks and special branches, as well as how to achieve a [Perfect] level or above.

At the same time, Lu Wenwu also specially spent a few days to leave him several sets of Enlightenment egg-filled cakes and several sets of special blueberry juice.

The items in a personal backpack are stagnant in time, and they will remain in the same state as when they were put in them no matter how long they are kept.

These will be the best aids for Liu Ming on his journey of cultivation, enough to help him quickly overcome all the bottlenecks before reaching the gods. They are more effective than any breakthrough props, weapons and equipment, and will not increase the difficulty of the copy.

Thanks to the characteristics of his personal backpack, after Lu Wenwu left, it would be great for Liu Ming to eat these egg-filled cakes himself or to exchange benefits.

Before those thousands of Enlightenment egg-filled pancakes and tons of special blueberry juice are consumed, Liu Ming will probably become the target of all extraordinary people's efforts to please.

As for other animal friends with whom he had a romantic relationship, Lu Wenwu also visited them one by one, spent several unforgettable nights with them, and personally made many spiritual meals with various incredible powers for them to enjoy.

He didn't leave any more egg-filled pancakes or blueberry juice. He just left some essences that could only be understood but not described according to different races and needs, plus a few bottles of pure blood.

For them, these are much easier to use than spiritual meals.

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