I Can See The Success Rate

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Seven or eight minutes later.

Di Qingqing and Mu Yier both died tragically outside the safe zone again and again.

and!

When Di Qingqing, who was an African chief, died, he only had a first-level first-level head and a first-level bag on his body.

Not only that.

Di Qingqing did not fire a single shot in the whole process, and even the enemy died tragically in the minefield without seeing any of them.

Bai Wu tried his best to hold back his laughter, his face flushed red.

No way, I can't hold back!

Di Qingqing, this non-chief, is really too miserable, the kind of misery that is unbearable.

"Yi'er, Qingqing, I'll make you a cup of brown sugar water!"

Under Di Qingqing's murderous gaze, Bai Wu resolutely chose to retreat temporarily.

In the living room, it suddenly became quiet.

one second.

two seconds.

Three seconds.

After three seconds.

"Pfft!"

Laughter broke out suddenly.

Di Qingqing blushed suddenly, gritted his teeth, stared, turned his head to look, and saw that Mu Yi'er was holding her stomach and smiling with her chest on her back.

"Sister Mu!!!!"

Di Qingqing's face was blood red, and he shouted in exasperation, his eyes full of sorrow.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, Qingqing, I don't laugh anymore, I definitely don't laugh..."

Mu Yi'er raised one of her small hands and swore an oath. Halfway through, before she finished speaking, she couldn't help recalling Di Qingqing's trip to Africa, and then.

"Pfft hahahahahaha!"

Di Qingqing's eyes were faint: "Sister Mu~~"

Mu Yi'er hurriedly took two deep breaths, and then said, "Qingqing, I... pohahahahaha!"

Di Qingqing's eyes became more and more resentful: "..."

In a few minutes, Bai Wu walked back with two glasses of brown sugar water.

Putting the brown sugar water in front of Mu Yier and Di Qingqing, Bai Wu gently reminded: "Just soaked, be careful when you drink it..."

As soon as the words fell, Mu Yier's coughing sound rang out: "Cough, cough, cough!"

Bai Wu looked up, his face full of black lines.

obviously.

Mu Yier was scalded by the hot brown sugar water!

"Yi'er, how did I tell you, it really is!"

Bai Wu hurriedly took out a few tissues, and gently wiped off the water stains on Mu Yier's body.

During this period, his right hand naturally passed over Mu Yi'er's two majestic and towering peaks.

Mu Yi'er trembled all over, her face was blood red, she bit her lip, her face full of shyness, she gave Bai Wu a trembling glance, and then hurriedly lowered her head.

"what are you doing!!!!"

Di Qingqing obviously noticed Bai Wu's evil hand, and waved his hand hastily, trying to pat Bai Wu's hand away.

As a result, it was snapped and pressed against the back of Bai Wu's hand.

Then……

emmmmmmm～

The pressure is heavier!

Bai Wu, Di Qingqing, and Mu Yier were all stunned.

one second.

two seconds.

Three seconds.

After three seconds.

Bai Wu was the first to return to his senses.

"So soft, really soft..."

The next moment!

Mu Yi'er's eyes stared suddenly.

In those beautiful pupils, there was shame and panic on their faces.

Immediately after.

"Ah!!!!!"

Mu Yier's shy scream resounded in the living room.

"Sister Mu!"

Di Qingqing's complexion changed greatly, and he gave Bai Wu a vicious look, as if Bai Wu had done something horrific.

Then.

Di Qingqing's two small hands hurriedly grabbed Bai Wu's wrist and forcibly removed Bai Wu's sinful hand from the top.

"Cough cough!"

Bai Wu coughed awkwardly, and said, "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding..."

"Smelly Bai Wu! Shut me up! You damn ugly, dirty, despicable, shameless, slutty, slutty beast!" Di Qingqing gritted his teeth and glared angrily at Bai Wu.

What a god damn ugly, dirty, despicable, shameless, nasty, kinky bastard!

I just really just wanted to wipe the water stains off Yier!

I really didn't mean it just now!

Bai Wu's face was covered with black lines, and he muttered to himself in a low voice: "I don't know who it is, they insisted on pressing the back of my hand, and now they are suing me, alas, it's true, the morals of the world are getting worse and worse. Lost~"

"You! Say! What! What!?" Di Qingqing asked angrily.

"No, nothing, nothing!"

Bai Wu shook his head decisively.

After all, Bai Wu is also a big man, and he doesn't care too much about Di Qingqing, a little girl, anyway, it is Bai Wu who makes the money.

"Cough cough, how about this, Yier, and Di girl, I see you all want to hear a joke, then I'll tell you a joke to listen to!"

After a brief silence, Bai Wu suddenly spoke.

"what?"

"what?"

Di Qingqing and Mu Yier were both stunned.

who am I?

where am i?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

When did I say I'd love to hear a joke?

"Then I'm going to start talking!" Bai Wu said.

"do not want!!!"

Di Qingqing asked loudly: "Which of your dog eyes sees that Sister Mu and I want to hear jokes? Don't! Don't listen!"

Bai Wu rolled his eyes at Di Qingqing and said with a smile: "I said, Di girl, don't rush, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I'll talk about it now!"

"You, you!!!!" Di Qingqing stared.

"One day, the little rabbit found the little pig and kept asking him a lot of strange privacy questions. The little pig couldn't answer, and then asked strangely: 'Why do you ask me so much...?' Rabbit smiled and said: 'Because I'm a spy rabbit.' Little Pig was stunned for a while, then heaved a sigh of relief: 'Fortunately I...I'm...a stubborn pig.'"

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