I Can See The Success Rate

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The voice fell, and the living room was quiet.

one second.

two seconds.

Three seconds.

After three seconds.

"Pfft!"

Mu Yi'er suddenly burst into laughter, her pretty face flushed with laughter.

And Di Qingqing beside her was confused.

who am I?

where am i?

what should i do?

"Mu, Sister Mu, what's so funny?"

Seeing that Mu Yi'er was about to laugh and tears came out, Di Qingqing couldn't help it anymore. She was puzzled and curious, and asked La Mu Yi'er's sleeve.

"Special, spy rabbit... Zhi, Zhiwu pig... Hu, huhu, hahahaha..." Mu Yier laughed and explained in small breaths.

Di Qingqing: "Hey?"

Bewildered.

"Hu, huhu... Qingqing, Qingqing, don't you think it's funny? Special, special, spy rabbit... Huhu, hesitant pig..." Mu Yi'er laughed out of breath.

Di Qingqing: "..."

The scene was very embarrassing.

Five seconds.

ten seconds.

Thirty seconds.

One minute.

...

Time passed minute by minute.

Soon, two or three minutes passed.

Di Qingqing was still sitting on the sofa with a confused expression, while Mu Yier gradually recovered from the joke.

The laughter gradually ceased.

The living room was quiet again.

Just as Bai Wu was about to strike while the iron was hot and tell another joke...

Sudden!

"Pfft hahahahahaha!"

Di Qingqing suddenly burst into laughter.

Bai Wu: "..."

Hey Hey hey!

I say Di Qingqing.

Is your reflex arc a little long? too long?

It's been two or three minutes, and you just reacted?

Di Qingqing huddled on the sofa, her pretty face was flushed red, hugging her belly and laughing, looking like she was about to burst into tears.

"Huhu... Qingqing, you, you, you... you... puff hahaha!"

Mu Yi'er, who had finally recovered her strength, also laughed again.

Bai Wu: "..."

Five minutes later, the laughter slowly stopped.

Seeing Mu Yier and Di Qingqing, who were hugging each other with bright red cheeks, Bai Wu was really heartbroken.

no way.

Mu Yier and Di Qingqing's xiong is not white!

"Cough cough!"

Bai Wu reluctantly looked away from the towering peaks of the two of them, coughed twice, and said, "Seeing that you all like to hear me tell jokes, then I'll tell you one more!"

"do not want!!"

"Do not listen!!"

Mu Yier and Di Qingqing shook their heads in unison.

Bai Wu didn't hear anything, and said directly:

"Little Rabbit said: My mother calls me Little Rabbit, it sounds nice!

Piggy said: My mother called me Piggy, and it was nice!

The puppy said: My mother calls me a puppy, and it sounds nice!

The chick said: You can talk slowly, I'll go first! "

When the words fell, Mu Yier and Di Qingqing both looked puzzled.

Immediately afterwards, Mu Yier seemed to have thought of something.

Those beautiful eyes suddenly stared at Bai Wu, and then her pretty face immediately turned red.

"Sister Mu, what's wrong?"

Di Qingqing was confused and confused.

"The little rabbit is called Little Rabbit, the little pig is called Little Pig, and the puppy is called Little Dog, so what should the little chicken be called?" Bai Wu reminded him with a strange expression on his face.

"Little dick!"

Di Qingqing didn't think much about it, and said as a matter of course: "What's wrong? Is the chick very strange? The chick...!!!!!"

The sound stopped!

Under Bai Wu's gaze, Di Qingqing's delicate and beautiful face suddenly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

next second.

"you you you you……"

Di Qingqing blushed, stared, and pointed at Bai Wu with a look of anger.

"Me, me, me?" Bai Wu looked like he didn't know anything and didn't do anything.

"You are despicable! Shameless! Obscene! Lewd!" Di Qingqing shouted in a rage.

Bai Wu grinned at Di Qingqing, scratched his head and smiled 'simple and honest', with a strangely embarrassed look, and responded: "I said, Di girl, if you praise me like this, I will be embarrassed, I will be shy of!"

"You, you...you...you...!!!" Di Qingqing was so angry that he couldn't even speak.

"Cough, let's continue!"

Bai Wu went on to say:

"Little Rabbit said: I was raised by Rabbit Girl, it sounds good!

The little pig said: I was raised by a pig girl, and it sounds good!

The chick said: I was raised by a chicken mother, and it's not bad!

The puppy said: You talk slowly, I'll go first! "

"Little rabbit, raised by rabbit mother, piglet, raised by pig mother, chick, raised by chicken mother, puppy... son of a bitch..."

Mu Yier and Di Qingqing muttered to themselves, and finally gave Bai Wu an angry look, indifferent.

"Hey, hey, isn't it funny?"

Bai Wu scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

Mu Yier: "Haha!"

Di Qingqing: "Hehe!"

Bai Wu: "..."

Full of black lines.

Grit your teeth and make a fist.

"Come again!"

Bai Wu went on to say: "The cat said to me: I'm your grandma's cat, so nice!

The dog said to me: I am your grandma's dog, and it sounds good!

The fish said to me: I am your grandmother's fish, and it sounds great!

Xiong said: You can talk slowly, I'll go first! "

Mu Yier: "..."

Di Qingqing: "..."

The two rolled their eyes at each other indifferently.

Bai Wu: "..."

"The advanced mathematics teacher said: I will teach advanced mathematics this semester!

University physics teacher said: This semester I teach big things!

The analog electronics teacher said: I am teaching analog electronics this semester!

The socialist economics teacher said: You talk, I'll go first! "

Mu Yier and Di Qingqing gritted their teeth, their faces were slightly red, and they still glared at Bai Wu invariably.

"General Li Zongren said: I am a man of benevolence!

General Fu Zuoyi said: I am righteous!

General Zuo Quan said: I am the right person!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first! "

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