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After a brief silence.

Bai Wu took a deep breath, touched his right chest, and said word by word, "Little Xia Ziyi, I can feel my conscience and swear, I'm really not your brother-in-law, and your sister and I, really don't. Those messy relationships you imagined!"

"Hehehe!" Xia Ziyi snorted coldly, "Brother-in-law, you are really unique, with a conscience growing on your right chest?"

"Cough cough!"

Bai Wu coughed in embarrassment, hurriedly put his hand on his left chest, and said, "Little Xia Ziyi, I feel my conscience and swear, I'm really not your brother-in-law, really, really Yes, really not, say important things three times!"

"hehe!"

Xia Ziyi was still full of disdain, and snorted coldly, "I've eaten and wiped it clean, and now I want to turn my face and don't recognize anyone!? Brother-in-law, you've already rolled over the sheets with my sister, and you don't want to admit it now? Scum? Male! A liar who deceived my sister's feelings! Brother-in-law, I 697 didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Xia Ziyi said, her delicate and beautiful face was full of disgust and disdain, and then said: "Touch your conscience and swear? Brother-in-law, do you have a conscience? Did you take it away? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyum all, why did you fall in love with this kind of scumbag!”

Bai Wu: "..."

God is so good to eat and clean!

God turned his face and didn't recognize people!

God rolled over the sheets!

What a goddamn scumbag!

What a liar who deceived your sister's feelings!

God's special conscience was taken away by a dog!

I'm so...

I obviously didn't do anything!

injustice...

Why do I feel that I am even more wronged than Dou E!

Bai Wu's face was covered with black lines, and he wanted to cry without tears.

"Brother-in-law!"

Xia Ziyi unfastened her seat belt, made a gesture of reaching out to open the door, and threatened, "Brother-in-law, I'll give you one last chance, you have to think clearly, my sister is the captain of the SWAT team! "

Bai Wu: "..."

"You buy me ten now, no, no, no, twenty gift packs of snacks, I will reluctantly agree to not tell my sister what you said just now, otherwise, hum!"

Xia Ziyi said, showing her little tiger teeth towards Bai Wu, the threat is self-evident, "I will get out of the car now and expose you, the scumbag who plays with my sister's feelings, in front of her!"

"God is a scumbag who plays with emotions, I'm very specific, okay!"

Bai Wu's face was covered with black lines, and he shouted in his heart.

0%!

"God's 0%! You are my superpower, so can't you give me some face? Am I not saving face? Ah? Can you?"

0%!

Bai Wu: "..."

Seeing that Xia Ziyi was really about to open the door and get off the bus, Bai Wu immediately became anxious.

If Xia Ziyi really went to her sister and said something about her brother-in-law.

Bai Wu can guarantee.

It's completely finished.

This f*ck.

I can't afford it!

Bai Wu rolled his eyes and suddenly had an idea, "Little Xia Ziyi, please let me go, I'm really, really, really, really not your brother-in-law, me and your sister, today is the first See you again!"

"What! We just met for the first time today!?"

Xia Ziyi exclaimed: "Fall in love at first sight!? The first day I was in bed!? I remember that my sister was quite conservative! How could I not know when she was so open!?"

Bai Wu: "..."

"I'm really not your brother-in-law, what a god damn it, your sister and I have only been in contact for half an hour at most, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not even half an hour, why are you going to bed? !" Bai Wu said angrily.

"what!!!!!?"

"What!!!!?"

Xia Ziyi's eyes widened, her face was slightly red, her mouth was slightly open, and she exclaimed loudly, "Have not arrived for half an hour!?"

"Yeah!" Bai Wu nodded, but he always felt that Xia Ziyi looked at him strangely.

"Oh my god!!!"

Xia Ziyi exclaimed: "It will be over in half an hour!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Brother-in-law, you can't do it!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Brother-in-law, you are too fast!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Half an hour, tsk tsk tsk tsk!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Brother-in-law and brother-in-law, I have a friend who is studying medicine. Do you want me to give you her prestige and ask her to prescribe some medicines to replenish your body. You really can't do this!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Well, five snack packs, I'll give you the prestige of my friend, brother-in-law, what do you think?"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Don't miss it when you are passing by, you only need five gift packs of snacks, you can't buy it and you can't be fooled. My friend who studied Chinese medicine, I heard that in ancient times at home was the imperial doctor in the palace, specializing in the emperor, ahem, then kind of thing!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Pure natural, pollution-free, absolutely harmless to the body, all are Chinese herbal medicines. Before you go to bed with your sister at night, eating a pair can extend at least half an hour. Be careful, this is only the minimum!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Conquering my sister on the bed, brother-in-law, you don't have to be afraid of my sister, how about it, killing two birds with one stone, hehe!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Four, four snack packs! Brother-in-law, I'll give you one cheaper. With just four snack packs, you can revive Fu Gang, wow, handsome!"

Bai Wu: "..."

"Why do I feel that Xia Ziyi is so dirty?"

100%!

"Little dirty girl?"

100%!

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