I Can See The Success Rate
Chapter 298 Forcing me to pretend to be a magician
【Please order all! Ask for automatic! Ask for a ticket! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 】
Xia Ziyi was still talking non-stop.
What revives Fu Gang!
What golden qiang does not fall!
What a night yu ten girls!
What artillery associates!
What Gemstone!
...
Etc., etc.
Bai Wu couldn't listen anymore.
"Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!"
Bai Wu waved his hand and said bitterly, "I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really... No! Yes~! You! Sister! Husband!"
Seeing Bai Wu's serious look, Xia Ziyi was stunned.
Brow wrinkled.
"really not!????"
Xia Ziyi asked with disbelief on her face.
"Really not!"
Bai Wu said bitterly, "I really am not!"
"Really not?"
Xia Ziyi frowned, her face full of doubt: "No, you even know what underwear my sister is wearing today, and you even know that my sister has a gunshot wound on her chest..."
"No no no no no no!"
Xia Ziyi muttered, suddenly shook her head quickly, stared at Bai Wu with questioning and disdain, and said, "Hehehe, a lie! Sure enough, men are big assholes!"
Bai Wu: "..."
"I'm really not your brother-in-law!" Bai Wu said angrily.
"Then tell me, how did you know the color of my sister's underwear and the gunshot wound on her chest?"
Xia Ziyi crossed her arms and asked, "Don't tell me that I saw it accidentally, my sister never wears clothes that are too revealing, and even if you really accidentally see the color of your underwear, I will The gunshot wound on my sister's chest is at the lower part of the chest, unless you take off your clothes and cover, you can't see it!"
"It's calculated!" Bai Wu said solemnly.
"Huh?" Xia Ziyi was taken aback.
"I said, I figured it out!" Bai Wu repeated.
Xia Ziyi was suddenly silent.
one second.
two seconds.
Three seconds.
After three seconds.
"Pfft hahahaha!"
Laughter sounded.
Xia Ziyi laughed so hard that she could hardly breathe.
"I really figured it out!" Bai Wu emphasized with black lines on his face.
"Hahahahaha!" Xia Ziyi laughed even louder.
Bai Wu: "..."
Mom!
Still have to speak the truth!
Force me to pretend to be a magician.
Oh, I don't want to either!
I thought so, but Bai Wu honestly used his superpowers to analyze Xia Ziyi.
"Xia Ziyi should be wearing underwear today!?"
100%!
"Is she wearing a black hood today?"
0%!
"A flesh-colored hood?"
0%!
"Pink cover I cover?"
50%!
"50%, which means it's not exactly pink, there are other colors or patterns on it?"
100%!
"Generally, the base color of the hood is only one color, so it should be the pink hood that Xia Ziyi is wearing today, with some patterns printed on it, right?"
100%!
"Hey, it's weird, how can I understand this kind of knowledge so clearly?"
Bai Wu put the unimportant thoughts behind him, and then analyzed: "Is Winnie the Pooh printed on it?"
100%!
"What's so special about Winnie the Pooh..."
Bai Wu glanced at Xia Ziyi meaningfully, "I didn't expect a little dirty girl to wear such kawaii underwear..."
"The underwear under Xia Ziyi should also be pink, with a Winnie the Pooh pattern printed on it, right?"
100%!
"Brother-in-law!"
Xia Ziyi's voice suddenly sounded: "Brother-in-law, why are you looking at me like this!?"
Bai Wu returned to his senses, and found that Xia Ziyi was holding his chest with both hands, looking pitiful, cautious, and vigilant, huddled by the door on the co-pilot's side, looking at himself.
"Sister, brother-in-law, aren't you pedaling two boats!!?" Xia Ziyi asked suddenly with a stare.
Bai Wu: "..."
0 … ask for flowers 0 …
"Brother-in-law, you already have my sister, do you still want to attack my sister!?"
Bai Wu: "..."
"Brother-in-law, do you think that sisters can eat everything!?"
Bai Wu: "..."
"Brother-in-law, you, you, how can you do this!"
Bai Wu: "..."
"Brother-in-law, you, don't do this, I'm afraid, woo woo woo, the beast brother-in-law actually has evil thoughts on my sister-in-law!"
Bai Wu: "..."
"However, brother-in-law, if you promise me, every week from now on, you will give me every one of them, no no no, if you buy two snack sprees..."
Xia Ziyi said, showing a shy look, and then said: "You can do anything to me!"
…… 0
Bai Wu: "!!!!!!!!!"
to be honest!
The temptation of twin sisters flowers is indeed great.
And the beauty of the twin sisters is 95!
One plus one is not just equal to two.
Xia Ziyi's remarks made Bai Wu's heart move.
but.
"Xia Ziyi, this guy is definitely joking!?"
100%!
"Stop, stop, stop, stop!"
Bai Wu said angrily, "Don't talk, don't talk, I just saw that you didn't believe I could tell fortunes, so I'll give you a fortune telling and speak with facts!"
"Oh!?" Xia Ziyi's face was full of disbelief.
"If I'm right, you should be wearing pink underwear with a Winnie the Pooh pattern printed on it today, right?" Bai Wu said.
Xia Ziyi: "Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Also, there is a small birthmark on the left half of your ass, about the size of your pinky fingernail, but your sister doesn't have one. This should be the most direct evidence to distinguish you twin sisters!?"
Xia Ziyi: "Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"By the way, the birthmark on your left buttocks is triangular, right!"
Xia Ziyi: "嘤嘤嘤!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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