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Today's spirit bone polishing work is complete.

Li Nuo opened his eyes on the bed.

It's three in the morning, and he doesn't feel tired at all, but rather refreshed.

A system message popped up in his field of vision.

[Mad Doctor - Sack is experiencing an emergency!]

[Archive Brief:]

[The recent plasma reactor explosion caused casualties to the Steel Coin Clan to a certain extent.]

[Just as the Mad Doctor and the Pain Boys were working overtime to treat the orcs, orc scouts from the Black Foot Clan appeared around the Steel Coin Clan's territory.]

[After confirming the Steel Coin Clan's combat power was weakened, the Black Foot Clan decided to launch a surprise attack on the Steel Coin Clan.]

[Now, the Steel Coin Clan is under attack! Please pay attention to Sack's movements to avoid the death of this character!]

The Steel Coin Clan was indeed attacked.

After learning that the explosion caused widespread damage, Li Nuo had been keeping an eye out, fearing that his Mad Doctor character would die inexplicably.

Fortunately, he "logged in" tonight to polish his spirit bones and didn't fall asleep as usual, otherwise he would definitely miss the opportunity to help the Steel Coin Clan.

Li Nuo decisively took out the magical spore and ate it, activating the Mad Doctor's archive.

Waaagh simulation, start!

His consciousness left his body and traveled rapidly, shooting into the Mad Doctor Sack's body in a few breaths.

Opening his eyes, he immediately collected the magical spores. After opening the door, the roar of war exploded in his ears.

"Bang bang bang — — — —"

"Rumble rumble — — — —"

"Clang clang clang — — — —"

Grenades rained down from the sky, and clusters of sparks and shrapnel exploded around the shacks.

The Steel Coin Clan's metal houses were clanging from the explosions, the roads were full of potholes, and the splashing mud and stones almost obscured the sky.

The strong shock waves and sound waves washed over his mind, and Li Nuo forcibly steadied his mind, so that he was not stunned by the fiery war scene.

The Black Foot Clan's firepower was powerful and swift, and their orc soldiers were swift and powerful.

In the rain of grenades, wave after wave of Black Foot orcs launched a charge towards the territory wall.

The shouts of killing shook the sky, gunshots exploded, everywhere was blood and thunder, slaughter and death.

Both the Black Foot Clan and the Steel Coin Clan liked to use thermal weapons, and the war became extremely hot from the very beginning.

What's not so good is that the Black Foot Clan did not develop the plasma reactor for spaceships, but put the technology points on the walking mechs!

A large iron can, more than six meters high, made of steel bars and steel plates, appeared near the territory wall.

This thing was painted red and black, and the serrated pattern was like the giant mouth of a beast.

It has two powerful mechanical legs, and four mechanical arms equipped with different weapons.

Flamethrowers spew fire dragons, lumber guns shoot out swaths of bullets, mechanical claws tear open the territory wall's baffles, and chainsaw greatswords stir up a bloody storm.

This terrifying steel monster is called "Big Iron Can".

It killed the Steel Coin Clan, leaving a mess wherever it went.

What's worse, there are three more like it!

They are lining up to enter the Steel Coin Clan's territory.

"Where are our bang-bang battle wagons! Quickly give it a shot!"

Clan leader Elon was anxious and panicked, standing on the high ground of the territory and roaring loudly.

This move attracted a fierce attack.

Several grenades exploded beside him.

Elon's armor is thick enough to prevent easy decapitation.

The grenade attack did not hurt him, but instead aroused his ferocity, and he rushed towards the Big Iron Can, howling.

The power hammer in Elon's hand quickly charged, steam spewing out, pushing the hammer to smash into the Big Iron Can's knee.

"Clang!" A loud noise.

The Big Iron Can's body tilted to the side, and its knee was knocked into a ninety-degree angle.

The cockpit was lowered from a height of about four meters to two meters, just facing Elon.

Through the gap in the cockpit, Elon saw an orc head filled with pipes.

It was this thing that was controlling this mechanical monster, I'm going to kill him!

Elon frantically waved his power hammer in his roar, smashing the cockpit shell flat and rotten, and the orc's head inside was actually shattered alive by the fierce force.

What Elon didn't notice was that before the orc's head was shattered, the Big Iron Can's heavy chainsaw sword was slashing towards his back.

This serrated sword has been deeply strengthened, and its lethality is extremely terrifying. The ultra-high-speed rotating serrations can cut through metal armor in two seconds, tearing Elon to pieces.

Seemingly sensing the approaching death, Elon suddenly turned his head to look at the serrated sword close at hand, and raised his power hammer to block the attack.

"Zzzzz — — Ka!"

The power hammer's long handle was forcibly sawed off!

The sharp serrations rushed towards Elon's face!

In this instant, the surrounding air was violently compressed and then rapidly expanded, like a hammer striking the serrated greatsword away.

Elon's eyes widened in anger, and he had not yet recovered from the trance of brushing past death.

The serrated greatsword plunged into a nearby steel house, tearing the roof to pieces.

A figure emerged from the place where the greatsword had been, it was the Steel Coin Clan's Mad Doctor.

"Boss! I'm here to save you! Don't be distracted! Kill the Black Foot Clan's scum!"

"Roar!!!" The fear brought about by brushing past death made Elon feel humiliated!

He responded to the Mad Doctor with a roar, picked up the power hammer with half of its handle missing, and rushed towards the next Big Iron Can.

The surrounding Steel Coin orcs saw that the boss had killed a steel monster, and their morale soared, and they followed Elon to launch a charge against the enemies outside.

Li Nuo was carried on Zarg's back, and his two arms swept wildly in front of him, throwing out dense brain jam.

Fix fix fix fix fix fix fix!

Everyone fucking freeze, stand there and take a beating!

Li Nuo's arms danced wildly like the blades of an electric fan, and all the Black Foot orcs who were swept by him turned into idiots.

For a time, a puzzling scene appeared on the battlefield for the orcs.

The Black Foot orcs were reduced to living targets, holding guns and standing in place, wantonly harvested by the Steel Coin Clan's orcs.

The Steel Coin Clan killed wildly, flesh and blood flew, completely presenting a crushing posture.

Elon's power hammer swept out, and could instantly crush all the Black Foot scum within a three-meter radius around him.

The sudden sharp reduction in pressure made this clan leader feel bizarre.

Looking back, his own Mad Doctor was dancing his arms wildly like an epileptic fit.

Elon's brain was running at high speed, and he immediately found the answer:

"Wow! Our Mad Doctor has become a Weirdboy! Gork and Mork above, this is the first time I've encountered this kind of situation!"

"Ah? The Mad Doctor has become a Weirdboy?! Did Mork knock my head, I feel like I'm dreaming!"

The surrounding Steel Coin orcs repeatedly marveled, and the movements of hacking and shooting could not help but slow down a bit.

Li Nuo shouted in his spare time:

"Don't be stunned, kill them! This is my latest invention! There's nothing to be surprised about!"

The orcs' brains are relatively simple, and they cannot understand the reason why the Mad Doctor transformed into a Weirdboy. This profound question is enough to burn their brains.

In order to avoid his own orcs from missing the opportunity to fight, Li Nuo simply blamed the Mad Doctor's witchcraft, and would find a way to explain it later.

Of course, a more likely situation is that the orcs simply don't want to explore it.

For them, hacking and killing is where the fun lies.

As for witchcraft, potions, and machinery?

Let these obscure things go to hell!

"Kill!!! Waaaagh! Kill the Black Foot scum!"

Elon roared to the sky, rushed into the enemy pile and started Dynasty Warriors, the whole person rotated at high speed like a top, and broken limbs flew around him.

The Black Foot Clan's boss stood on the hillside not far away, watching his subordinates fall in pieces, his anger was burning, and he raised his foot and kicked the orc next to him:

"What the fuck are you stunned for! Hurry up and fire! Kill that big guy! Hurry up and fire!"

The Black Foot boss kicked several orcs' asses in a row, but these guys were all confused, their eyes were out of focus, and they did not respond to the boss's encouragement.

No response is right!

The primary target of the brain jam is this group of artillery boys who control the grenade launchers!

If they can continue to fire, then there will be ghosts!

"You bunch of idiots! I'm going to chop you up!"

The Black Foot boss was furious, raised the lumber gun in his hand and planned to execute the artillery boys.

At this time, a figure stood out.

This orc's dress and appearance are very special.

Compared to other orcs, this orc's body is slightly hunched, and he exudes an uneasy aura that makes the orcs feel uneasy, like a powder keg that will explode at any time.

The hair on his head extends like black weeds, and his sunken pupils flicker with crazy light, and his body twitches like a neurotic when he speaks.

All the signs indicate that this orc is the Psyker, who can actively use psychic abilities among the orcs.

His signature move was using psychic energy to explode people's brains, and he could even extract psychic energy from other Orks to strengthen his head-popping technique.

In extreme cases, he could explode his own head from extracting too much psychic energy.

"Boss, I think that guy's messin' about," the Psyker Boyz said, twitching and swaying, arms outstretched, bouncing up and down as he spoke.

The Blackfoot Boss looked in the direction the Psyker Boyz was pointing, and only then did he notice the Ork being carried on the Hard Boy's back.

That guy was relatively small, and three of his four limbs were mechanical prosthetics. He was waving his arms wildly, and every time he waved, many of his own Boyz would be frozen in place.

Needless to say, it was definitely this git causing trouble.

The Blackfoot Boss pointed at the frantically gesticulating Mad Dok, spitting and shouting hoarsely:

"Get him! For me! Kill him! I want his head to explode!"

"Yes, Boss! Watch this! I guarantee you'll see a great show!"

The Psyker Boyz raised his staff, chanting strange syllables as he extracted psychic energy from the stunned Shoota Boyz.

An invisible pressure appeared out of nowhere around Li Nuo's head, making him inexplicably panic.

A glance at the Blackfoot's position not far away revealed the Psyker Boyz waving his staff was particularly conspicuous.

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Alarm bells rang in Li Nuo's mind, "Hide well, Zarg! Find a place to squat down!"

"Righto!"

Zarg made a flying leap followed by a ground roll, hiding behind a giant rock.

Almost as soon as he hid, a 'splatter' sound came from the place where the two of them had just been.

An Ork Boyz became Li Nuo's scapegoat, the area above his neck completely exploding.

Head Pop!

The signature skill of a Psyker!

In the game "Warhammer 40k: Darktide," the power of Head Pop is fully demonstrated, and it is definitely a powerful weapon for ranged sniping of important targets.

Being targeted by the Psyker Boyz meant that he wouldn't be able to freeze enemies like he did before.

"Boss! Tell the Boomdakka Snazzwagon to fire! Kill that Psyker Boyz!" Li Nuo shouted.

Ailon looked back at the territory and roared angrily:

"Our Boomdakka Snazzwagons are broken! The Blackfoot gits blew them to smithereens!"

No wonder only grenades were being used from their side since the fighting started; it turned out that all the Boomdakka Snazzwagons had been destroyed.

Without the firepower suppression of the Boomdakka Snazzwagons, relying solely on the Trukks and grenade launchers, it was impossible for their side to kill the Psyker Boyz hiding in the rear in a short period of time.

What to do?

As thoughts raced through his mind, inspiration struck like a thunderbolt!

The second reward option of the Waaagh! simulation could help!

The specific content of this option was as follows:

[Reward 2: Precisely match the Ork you specify and perform a simulation. Exchange price: 100 points + some magical spores.]

Exchanging for Reward 2 and forcibly occupying the body of the Blackfoot clan's boss or Psyker Boyz would solve the problem!

Li Nuo selected the option to exchange for Reward 2 as quickly as possible.

[Please accurately describe your simulation target.]

"The boss of the Blackfoot clan."

[The simulation target you described has been found.]

[Starting to calculate the simulation price.]

[The simulation target is the head of a small-scale Ork clan. The starting price for the simulation is 100 magical spores.]

[The simulation target controls approximately 27,000 Orks, increasing the starting price for the simulation by 27,000 magical spores.]

[The simulation target is in a state of war, increasing the simulation price by 100%.]

[The final simulation price is (100+27000) * (1+100%) = 54200 magical spores.]

[You do not have enough magical spores to simulate this target.]

Damn, it takes more than 50,000 spores to possess him.

Li Nuo calmed his mind and said:

"Simulate the Blackfoot clan's Psyker Boyz."

[The simulation target you described has been found.]

[Starting to calculate the simulation price.]

[The simulation target is a Psyker Boyz from a small-scale Ork clan. The starting price for the simulation is 30 magical spores.]

[The simulation target is in a state of war, increasing the simulation price by 100%.]

[The final simulation price is 100 * (1+100%) = 60 magical spores.]

[The current number of magical spores is 101.]

[Do you want to save Mad Dok Sack and immediately start a new simulation?]

"Zarg, hide here and don't stick your head out."

"Aye!"

Li Nuo instructed, using his mind to click on the system interface.

His consciousness left Sack's body and came to the battlefield, then fell straight down and entered the Psyker Boyz's body.

Opening his eyes again, the scene in front of him suddenly switched from the Steel Penny clan being ambushed to the attacking Blackfoot clan.

Li Nuo secretly cheered.

This operation was difficult to pull off in actual combat, but he did it!

It seemed that he had to further increase the production of magical spores.

In the future, when encountering disadvantageous situations, he could directly cheat, forcibly pushing the enemy's key units offline, and personally implement a backstabbing plan for a counterattack.

"Quick, quick, fire! Fire!"

The Blackfoot Boss shouted in his ear.

Li Nuo weighed the staff in his hand, fully digesting the Psyker Boyz's memories.

This guy was called Pengpa, and he especially liked popping other people's heads, so he gave himself a homophonic name similar to the sound of an explosion, "Peng Pa."

The Psyker Boyz didn't master many psychic witchcrafts, and so far only had two.

One was the energy-absorbing witchcraft to extract psychic energy from other Orks, and the other was Head Pop.

"Let me see... how should this Head Pop be used..."

Li Nuo muttered, posing as if searching for Mad Dok Sack, confusing the Blackfoot Boss's line of sight.

As he pondered, the witchcraft introduction interface for Head Pop automatically appeared in front of him.

[Name: Head Pop]

[Type: Psychic Witchcraft]

[Usage:]

[Your current universal psychic material stock is 30/80 units]

[Consuming stock can enhance the power of Head Pop.]

[Energy-absorbing witchcraft can quickly replenish your stock, but please note that the replenished amount may exceed the stock limit.]

[Your material stock can exceed the limit, this is a characteristic of the Psyker Boyz.]

[When the material exceeds the limit, your head may explode every minute and every second.]

The witchcraft knowledge belonging to the Psyker Boyz surged in his mind.

Li Nuo digested this knowledge cleanly, completely mastering the essentials of energy-absorbing witchcraft and Head Pop.

These two witchcrafts were already engraved in his brain.

Now, even if he ended the simulation and returned to his human body, he could still use universal psychic materials to perform energy-absorbing witchcraft and Head Pop.

Li Nuo pondered for a moment, using his current body to cause an explosion might kill the Blackfoot Boss in one fell swoop, ending the war early.

But Psyker Boyz were hard to come by.

So far, Li Nuo had only seen two Psyker Boyz, one from the Red Eyes clan, who had been killed by him in a certain simulation, and the other was the body he was currently in.

Considering the scarcity of Psyker Boyz, he had better save Pengpa for future needs.

Thinking this way, Li Nuo took a few steps back, protecting the Blackfoot Boss in front of him.

While the other party's mind was focused on commanding the battle, Li Nuo raised his staff, accumulating power.

[You have extracted 13 units of universal psychic material from the Shoota Boyz.]

[You have extracted 36 units of universal psychic material from the Mek Boyz.]

[Warning! Your stock has reached 79/80 units! The risk of self-detonating your head is extremely high! Please stop extracting!]

A bulging feeling of fullness swirled in his head, and Li Nuo felt his head had turned into a balloon filled with air.

An instinctive reaction to crave more universal psychic material filled his heart.

Li Nuo forcibly suppressed the desire in his heart, concentrating his attention on the back of the Blackfoot clan's head.

What a round head~ Explode~ Explode~ Bloom in my psychic energy!

Psychic energy surged like a tide.

The Blackfoot Boss sensed the impending crisis, hiding behind cover while widening his eyes to search the battlefield, wanting to find the Steel Penny clan's Psyker Boyz.

He completely didn't notice that the crisis was coming from behind.

Head Pop assassination, silent and invisible.

Except for psykers and people with special abilities, no one could detect the source of the killing intent.

The Blackfoot Boss armed himself to the teeth with guns and armor, but he obviously lacked something in terms of psychic energy.

His weakness ultimately cost him his life.

"Splatter!"

Red and white matter splattered wantonly.

The balance of victory completely tilted towards the Steel Penny clan at this moment.