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The Blackfoot Clan's leader died a violent death; his head exploded like a watermelon. No one knew how he died.

Both sides of the battle assumed a stray bullet had taken out the Blackfoot leader. No one suspected the Blackfoot Clan's psyker.

Or rather, without someone instigating it, the concept of "betrayal" simply didn't exist in the Orks' minds.

The only two things they thought about all day were:

Shoot 'em!

And smash 'em!

"Kill 'em! Charge with me! Take down those Blackfoot gitz! Steal their shiny bits!"

Li Nuo told the psyker to hide well, switched back to Mad Doc Sack as quickly as possible, jumped onto a giant rock, and shouted loudly.

Influenced by the Ork pirates, he subconsciously used "shiny bits" to refer to loot.

But it didn't matter. As far as the Orks were concerned, if someone was leading, what were they waiting for?

"Kill 'em! I'm gonna smash the Blackfoot's 'eads!"

"I've been lookin' at their black shoes with disgust for ages! I'm gonna chop off their feet!"

"Take out that psyker first!" Iron waved his hand, enduring the bombardment from the Bang Bang Boyz and Cannon Boyz with his heavy armor, and strode forward, heading straight for the psyker.

Seeing that their boss was about to attack the rare psyker, Li Nuo quickly directed Zarg to follow:

"Boss! Don't kill that psyker! I can convince him to work for you! I guarantee he'll be a big help!"

"Uhh... alright." Iron scratched his head, and when faced with the choice between listening to the Mad Doc and having the psyker work for him, he decisively chose both.

He stomped his foot and charged towards the Cannon Boyz' line, swinging his power hammer in a series of combos, and forcefully carved a path of blood through the enemy ranks.

The Steel Coin Clan's gretchin drove their Bumper Cars in droves, followed by hundreds of motorcycles spewing black smoke. The Motorcycle Boyz were stacked on top of each other like acrobats, forming a mobile wall of firepower.

The Blackfoot side, without a leader, was a headless group of dragons. Not a single Ork stood up to lead the army.

Their morale plummeted, and they were slaughtered by the Steel Coin Clan into a rout.

Seeing that the overall situation was set, Li Nuo simply directed Zarg to find the psyker.

Before switching back to Sack, Li Nuo told the psyker to find a place to hide and not to shoot at the Steel Coin Clan.

This order worked.

When Li Nuo found the psyker, the latter was staring blankly in a tree hole.

This was the first time Li Nuo had brought two simulated characters together.

An unexpected scene appeared.

The psyker immediately bowed his head, crawled out of the tree hole, and kowtowed to Li Nuo repeatedly until Li Nuo ordered him to stop, at which point the psyker stood up, leaning on his staff.

The original psyker was crazy and trembled with pleasure from absorbing psychic energy.

But now, the psyker was like a little kid meeting his parents, staring wide-eyed nervously, waiting for Li Nuo to decide his fate.

What's going on here?... Li Nuo muttered in surprise, feeling puzzled.

Could it be that the Orks he possesses develop a kind of worship for his consciousness?

If that's the case, that would be great.

Li Nuo asked Zarg to put him down, came to the psyker, Pompa, and said:

"I reckon you're useful, so I spoke up for you in front of the boss. From now on, you're with me. What's your name? Any objections?"

Zarg pointed his shotgun at Pompa's forehead.

If the other party dared to object, Zarg would dare to shoot, guaranteed to make a loud bang.

Pompa showed a flattering smile:

"My name is Pompa! I have no objections! Being able to follow the Warboss is awesome!"

Warboss?

Warboss again.

The Steel Coin Clan previously called him Warboss Boy.

What exactly is this Warboss?

Li Nuo was stunned for a moment, gradually recalling the Warhammer lore related to Warboss Boy.

Upon careful consideration, he really was a bit like Warboss Boy.

Warboss Boy's psychic powers were diverse, and so were his fungal abilities.

Warboss Boy was the backbone and spiritual leader of the Ork tribe, and he had repeatedly stepped in at crucial moments to help the Steel Coin Clan, revive their morale, and save the clan from danger.

When he could compile the cultural traditions of the Steel Coin Clan, design rituals that matched the culture, and then use the rituals to strengthen the Orks of the clan before the battle,

Then he would really be almost the same as Warboss Boy!

It could be said to be exactly the same!

As Li Nuo thought about this, the system reacted.

【You have triggered a simulated character growth task.】

【Task Name: Become Warboss Boy】

【Associated Character: Mad Doc - Sack】

【Task Details:】

【After meeting all of the following requirements, Sack will comprehend the mysteries of the Warboss in a deep contemplation and transform into an Ork Warboss.】

【Requirement 1: The number of the Steel Coin Clan reaches 100,000.】

【Current progress: Approximately 30,000.】

【Requirement 2: Establish cultural traditions for the Steel Coin Clan, formulate a ritual for praying to Gork and Mork, and attract other clans to defect.】

【Current progress:】

【Establish cultural traditions: Not achieved.】

【Formulate a prayer ritual: Not achieved.】

【Attract at least 3 clans to defect: Not achieved.】

【Requirement 3: Successfully hold a prayer ritual to integrate the Steel Coin Clan with other clans to form an Ork tribe.】

【Current progress:】

【Hold a prayer ritual: Not achieved.】

【Clan integration to form a tribe: Not achieved.】

【After achieving all progress on the above three requirements, Sack will become the Warboss of the Ork tribe.】

【Special Instructions:】

【An Ork tribe can only have one Warboss. Warboss spots are limited, first come, first served!】

【System Prompt:】

【After becoming a Warboss, the Orks of the tribe will be absolutely loyal to you and will unconditionally execute your orders.】

Ork tribe, Warboss...

Li Nuo paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, realizing that he had overlooked a small detail.

Didn't he collect the gene sample of the Tech Boy Guga before?

No information related to Ork tribes or Warbosses appeared on Guga's gene fragments.

Thinking carefully, this may be related to Guga's birthplace.

Guga was born on an Ork pirate ship, not in an Ork clan.

Ork pirates value profit and force. Whoever can lead the pirates to plunder wealth is the boss.

Since possessing Guga, Li Nuo had never heard any Ork pirates mention "Gork and Mork."

The Steel Coin Clan was different.

Ten out of ten Orks here liked to talk about "Gork and Mork."

Correspondingly, their gene samples must contain gene fragments related to faith.

Li Nuo snapped his fingers at Zarg, asking him to carry him back to the territory.

Pompa trotted behind him.

After a few steps, a burst of bullets swept over, startling Pompa.

Li Nuo turned his head and shouted:

"You, take off the Blackfoot Clan's boots for me!"

The psyker suddenly realized, kicked his feet outwards, and the black boots rolled far away.

Now that's better. With the Mad Doc protecting him, Pompa was no longer attacked.

After a while, Li Nuo returned to the territory and asked Zarg to find the Tech Boy to make him a gene mechanical claw.

The mechanical claw arrived quickly. Li Nuo removed his mechanical hand and replaced it with the mechanical claw.

"Stand still, let me check your body."

Pompa stood up straight.

The gene mechanical claw extended a needle and pierced into his skin, extracting a tube of blood.

After being processed by a laser beam, the blood separated into two layers, upper and lower.

Li Nuo asked Zarg to guard the door and walked into the house alone to study Pompa's gene sample.

Stupid Dog ran to his feet, panting and circling around. Li Nuo stroked it a few times and let it play by itself.

The gene sample was collected into the system's gene library.

Extracting the fungal gene, amplifying the gene sample, analyzing the gene fragments, and selectively searching for content related to "loyalty," "faith," "Gork and Mork," and "Warboss," the truth emerged.

Li Nuo really guessed right.

The birthplace of an Ork affects the Ork's ideological roots.

Ork pirates born in space prefer money and loot. Their sense of faith is almost zero. Their gene fragments do not contain functions related to "Gork and Mork."

Orks born in a clan background have many gene fragments that are related to "faith."

The most typical is this one:

【Gene Fragment: Sample02 - Clone001 - Frag21313】

【Function: This gene fragment is related to faith cognition. When Pompa thinks of Gork and Mork, he will subconsciously equate the Warboss with Gork and Mork. The Warboss is the spokesperson of Gork and Mork. Listening to the Warboss is definitely right! Waaagh!】

Gene fragments like this did not appear in Guga's sample.

Li Nuo thought of a plan to keep the Fungal Astartes absolutely loyal, which was to borrow the faith of Gork and Mork and the identity of the Warboss.

However, Gork and Mork have not yet officially condensed in the Warp.

Whether they can use Gork and Mork to resist the corruption of the Chaos enemy is still questionable.

"Hmm... let me think."

"After collecting gene samples, I also need to analyze the samples, screen useful gene fragments, and use gene editing technology to modify and verify the gene codes. Although these tasks can be replaced by simulation, the randomness of the results is very high."

"It may be effective within a month, or there may be no progress for several months in a row."

"No matter what the outcome, I must insist on manipulating Guga to stably obtain Warp energy single crystals, and at the same time spend more effort on the Steel Coin Clan to build it into a tribe."

"The core of an Ork tribe is cultural tradition. Ordinary Orks have no culture and cannot invent tribal traditions, but I should be able to."

Li Nuo opened the door and walked out in a pensive state, followed by Pengpa and Zharge. The timid, clumsy dog stayed at home and didn't come out.

Li Nuo walked and observed, carefully noting the clan customs that the Steel Pennies clan was subtly developing.

When customs appear in a settlement, it signifies the beginning of a local cultural tradition.

When these customs are recorded in black and white, forming a certain binding force and cohesion, they will transform into a cultural tradition.

What customs does the Steel Pennies clan have now?

Li Nuo discovered three.

First, they like to use metal objects.

For everything in life and battle, the Steel Pennies clan prioritizes metal materials.

Second, they like mechanical modifications.

No, it can't be said they like it, it should be said they are obsessed.

Influenced by Ailong, many Ork Boyz, Boom Boyz, Motorbike Boyz, and even Gretchin, will replace a part of their limbs with steel prosthetics after winning a battle.

Third, the Steel Pennies clan really likes to build defenses.

From the start of the fighting until now, the clan territory's walls have not collapsed, only a few gaps torn open by the Big Mek.

Such strong defense is built on the solid materials used for the walls.

The thinnest walls are 30 centimeters thick, and they are made of rolled metal plates.

This shows how much the Steel Pennies clan values the defense of their territory.

"Eh? Isn't that a Dakka Jet from the Red Eyes clan? How did it get welded onto the wall?"

Li Nuo stopped and stared at the Dakka Jet's nose on the wall.

This thing was crushed into a pancake shape, made into a metal baffle, and embedded into the wall of the territory, becoming part of the territory's wall.

Zharge said in a muffled voice:

"Boss said, we gotta use the enemy's steel to reinforce our defenses. The more enemies we defeat, the stronger the defenses will be."

Oh, that's how it is, it feels similar to the practice of modifying a part of the body after winning a battle.

Li Nuo slowly nodded, gaining a clear idea of how to establish a clan cultural tradition.

He used the gene mechanical claw to collect samples from Zharge and himself, and also found different Orks to collect more samples.

After a while, the war ended.

Ailong and a group of Steel Pennies Orks escorted the slaves and spoils back to the territory.

According to custom, Ailong would modify his body, and so would other Orks.

Ailong's modification was personally performed by the Mad Doc, while ordinary Orks were handled by Painboyz.

Before that, a grand bonfire party was essential.

The Blackfoot clan's territory was looted.

Squigs and Gretchin were brought back, either made into skewers and roasted on racks, or enslaved and used as tools, doing hard labor under the whips of slave owners.

A few Orks, Gretchin, and Squigs with special abilities were treated favorably and accepted as members of the Steel Pennies clan.

After sunset, the bonfire party began, and the Orks squealed and screamed around the big bonfire, only knowing how to shout and eat.

They could only use the most primitive howls and eating to express their joy at the victory.

Li Nuo looked around, knowing his chance had come.

He had Zharge put him on his shoulders and came to Ailong:

"Boss, I want to say a few words."

"Eh? Speak, here's a Squig hind leg, you want some?" Ailong handed over a hind leg sizzling with oil.

Li Nuo grabbed the hind leg with his mechanical hand.

While eating, he drove Zharge to the bonfire and shouted:

"Oi! Boyz! We won a battle today, but that's not enough! Tell me, who are we?"

"Hahahaha, Mad Doc, are you confused! We are the Steel Pennies clan!"

"Hahahahaha! Mad Doc must have eaten too much meat, he even forgot what we're called!"

Ailong took the lead in joking, and the surrounding Orks laughed.

Li Nuo raised his arms and roared loudly:

"No! Gitz! Gaze upon your armor and weapons, feel its weight and texture! That is cold steel! It protects our flesh, smashes the heads of humies, and pierces the enemy's torso!"

The scene gradually quieted down, the Orks staring wide-eyed, confused and ignorant, at the Mad Doc by the bonfire.

The flames turned into lush starlight, flickering in the eyes of the Orks.

"Steel is not just steel! Steel is also our will, our fighting spirit, our discipline, and our worship of Gork and Mork!

"Flesh and blood will eventually turn to ashes in the raging flames, but the will of steel will last forever! When the flesh and blood fall, the steel will support us to continue fighting!"

Ailong suddenly stood up, seemingly understanding what the Mad Doc meant.

Isn't his obsession with transforming himself into a steel body just hoping that he will never fall in battle!

Ailong hammered his steel chest hard, making a loud bang, and strode to the bonfire, roaring excitedly:

"Yeah yeah yeah! Mad Doc is right! Our flesh and blood will eventually turn to ashes in the raging flames! But the steel on our bodies will stand forever!"

Ailong turned his head, looked at the Mad Doc, his eyes burning:

"Keep talking! Mad Doc! Keep going! I feel like I'm about to understand something!"

The surrounding Orks nodded together.

"Yeah! Mad Doc, keep talking!"

"I... I feel like I'm gonna grow a brain!"

The Orks' psychic field resonated, and waves of psychic energy swept in from all directions, giving Li Nuo powerful positive feedback.

He stood on Zharge's shoulders, one hand pressing Zharge's head, and the other hand making a gesture of clenching a fist and pointing it at the sky:

"Boyz! Feel the vibration of steel, feel the coldness of steel, this will temper our will and body! We are not ordinary Orks! We are born for steel, we die for steel! Heart like steel! Steel inside and out! We are… Steel Warriors!"

"Steel! War! Riors!" Ailong clenched his fists, and a strong aura and psychic fluctuations burst out.

His roar drove the surrounding Orks, and the high-pitched howls resounded throughout the audience!

"We are born for steel, we die for steel!"

"Flesh and blood will eventually turn to ashes in the raging flames, but the will of steel will last forever!"

"Heart like steel! Steel inside and out!"

"We are Steel! War! Riors! WAAAAAGH!"

Cheers rose one after another, and the words used by Li Nuo in his speech were repeatedly sung by the Orks, and waves of psychic energy surged continuously.

[You have gained the worship of 6230 Gretchin.]

[You have gained the worship of 27116 Ork Boyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 5394 Boom Boyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 1628 Motorbike Boyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 1055 Herder Boyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 6 Boomdakka Warbike Boyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 353 Mek Boyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 278 Painboyz.]

[You have gained the worship of 113 Gretchin Slave Owners.]

[You have gained the worship of 30 Boss Bodyguards.]

[You have gained the worship of the Steel Warriors Clan Leader.]

[The score of worship is twice that of likes.]

[You have gained a total of 186,000 points, all of which have been converted into simulation points.]

Damn, nearly 180,000 points?!

So many!?

Li Nuo was dumbfounded.

He was only thinking about establishing a clan cultural tradition, but he never thought that the speech just now could bring him so many points!

It was really an unexpected surprise!

While Li Nuo was stunned, Zharge took out a small notebook made of animal skin and wrote a line of crooked Ork language on it with a charcoal pen:

"The day the Steel Warriors were born, I was there, our Weirdboy was on my shoulders, I feel so awesome! I want to be stepped on by the Weirdboy all the time! Ga Ga!"

Note: Weirdboy, also known as Warlock Boy.

The author feels that Weirdboy failed to reflect the connotation of "spiritual leader", so he translated it into Weird Priest Boy.

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