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"Monkey King Sun Wukong is also live streaming!

The news quickly spread on the live broadcast platform, and the sensation caused was not much weaker than that of Qin Shihuang.

Even better.

After all, this is a serious mythical figure, and it is the kind that everyone knows.

It can even be said that most people's childhood is spent with it.

So, with nostalgia, countless people opened the live broadcast room of Monkey King Monkey King.

T-......

"In the second half of this year, let it be... Forget it, I'm afraid you will say that I have the number of words, just bloom... Wait! What the hell, who is this monkey? It's so ugly! 35

"Who the fuck said that this is the Monkey King Monkey King, who is doing something wrong?"

"No! I don't believe it. He looks so ugly and grins. How could he be the Monkey King Monkey King? What about the Monkey King? 35

"Uh... I suddenly remembered something, the Monkey King was sealed by the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain? Why do you think that the aesthetics of a group of monkeys are the same as ours?"

"There seems to be some truth to saying that, Nima, my fantasy is so destroyed!

"Come on, those who are roaring all day to give birth to monkeys with male gods, come here, there is a real male god, and it can indeed make you give birth to monkeys!

"Are you the devil who gave birth to children?"

"Go away, you look so ugly, you don't have the right to have monkeys!"

Not long after it was opened, the live broadcast room of Monkey King Sun Wukong immediately exploded, and countless barrages swiped frantically.

The smile that Sun Wukong barely squeezed out of his face also instantly solidified.

Nima, courting death, right?

Call me ugly?

Believe it or not, I'll kill you bastards with a stick!

Sun Wukong resisted his emotions and said, "I'm not ugly, I've just been pressed for months, and I haven't showered for too long, so I'm just a little dirty!"

"I don't believe it, you are obviously ugly! 35

"As expected of a monkey that jumped out of a rock, this hair turned out to be black, so amazing!"

"That's right, isn't he an immortal being held down for a few months? How could he be like this?

In the face of Monkey King's rhetoric, the audience obviously did not buy it.

Sun Wukong almost went crazy!

No one has ever dared to act like this in front of him, okay?

Now these scumbags with no power to hold the chicken have stepped on their heads!

"Relax, relax, these people are the key to becoming stronger, think about the Huaguo Mountain burned by the fire, think about the smiling gods in the sky, think about the fat-headed and big-eared Tathagata, those are you. My enemy, if I can't bear it, I will make great plans, I will bear it! I will bear it!

Sun Wukong took a deep breath.

Then he forced a smile on his face and said, "Don't worry, everyone, I will clean myself, and you will know that the Monkey King is well-deserved! 99

After finishing speaking, Sun Wukong recited the mantra, and a stream of water fell, and the dust outside Sun Wukong's body was instantly washed away.

The whole monkey suddenly became new, and the golden monkey hair really seemed to have the charm of a beautiful monkey king.

"Wow, you look a lot better all of a sudden, if you weren't lying on the ground with Wuzhishan pressed, I believe you must be quite handsome!"

"It's amazing, is this a beauty function? Now the live broadcast platform has this function?

"Don't ask, ask is blossom!

"It shouldn't be a beauty, isn't Sun Wukong changing like seventy-two? It's not easy to make yourself handsome! Maybe the body is just so ugly! 39

"So...the head-changer?"

"The Monkey King of Thunder, the Great Sage of the White Lotus, sent a congratulatory message!"

The audience laughed again, so angry that Sun Wukong was about to vomit blood.

What beauty?

Although I don't know what this means, Sun Wukong can feel that this is definitely not a good word!

And this is obviously the body of Lao Tzu, does Lao Tzu still need to rely on seventy-two changes to make himself handsome?

Do you know what is the seventy-two transformations of the earth evil? Do you think that it will become something else, and it is called the seventy-two transformations of the earth evil!

That's seventy-two spells, okay?

"Don't joke, everyone, this is really my body, I'm so handsome, I promise everyone, I really lived up to the three words of the Monkey King!"

Angry to be angry, Sun Wukong finally squeezed out a smile and said.

No way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Although he is a monkey, he really has to bow his head when he is pressed down by the Wuzhi Mountain!

"Great Sage, why are you still cleaning yourself up? Come, come, it's time to eat!"

The short-statured land carried a bucket of iron pills and walked over again.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong's eyes almost burst into flames.

These guys regularly feed themselves copper juice iron pills for three meals a day, and they don't know what their purpose is!

In the face of Sun Wukong's murderous gaze, the land did not have the slightest fear.

Sun Wukong is suppressed by Wuzhi Mountain, his body and mana are all suppressed, and he has to be suppressed for another 500 years. What is there to be afraid of?

What's more, this work was handed over by the Buddha himself.

The Tathagata Buddha even promised himself that after 500 years, he will be able to ascend to the Western Living Buddha and give himself an Arhat status.

At that time, Sun Wukong, the monkey on the street, would dare to offend the Tathagata Buddha again and target his fellow monks?

"Great Sage, do you eat by yourself, or I feed you!

The land said, grabbed Sun Wukong's head 897 times, and planned to pour copper juice into Sun Wukong's mouth.

"Let go, my grandson drinks it himself!""

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth.

Hearing this, the land was a little surprised.

Since being crushed to the Wuzhi Mountain, Sun Wukong has been making noise all day long.

Copper juice iron pills, these things, I don't eat at all if I don't rely on myself to force it, why are they so cooperative today?

But he didn't know that Sun Wukong's heart was very helpless.

Although I don't know how many people there are in my live broadcast room, there are a lot of people anyway!

In front of so many people, being pressed by a land and pouring copper juice into your mouth, how will you face these audiences in the future?

So even if he is unwilling in his heart, Sun Wukong can only compromise in the end!

"Okay, Great Sage, then you can eat it yourself!

The land put two buckets of things in front of Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was silent for a while, but he still stretched out his only hand, picked up an iron pill, put it in his mouth, and gnawed it silently.

At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly remembered.

Chaoguan once said that selling miserably is also an excellent way to ask for gifts!

With the support of his dreams of escaping from Wuzhi Mountain and beating the Tathagata to death, Sun Wukong taught himself without a teacher. Although he did not speak, tears began to drip from his eyes.

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