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"Fuck, this... the Great Sage cried?"

"Uh, don't worry too much about it, Great Sage, the words we just said were not intentional, and you're actually not that ugly!"

"What do you mean, it's not that ugly. Your words will make the great sage sad. The great sage is obviously handsome, so he is indeed the Monkey King! 35

"But I can't speak against my conscience, and I don't have your face!

"What do you mean by that?"

"By the way, is your topic all wrong? The Great Sage is definitely not crying because of us, he is thinking about the humiliation of life now?"

"It was really painful to have to eat three meals a day at the foot of the Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years!

"These iron pills definitely don't taste as good as peaches, right?"

At the end, the audience was also a little emotional.

After all, the Monkey King in many people's hearts is the Sun Wukong who is not afraid of power, hates evil like hatred, and stands above the ground.

But what they have seen is a somewhat decadent Sun Wukong, who was even insulted by a small earth mountain god.

The understatement in Journey to the West is indeed the full 500 years of Sun Wukong!

Most of the audience are just short-lived species, and they have to know how many generations there are before they have 500 years!

"Damn, why aren't these people enlightened? Knowing how pitiful I am, why don't you hurry up and give me some gifts to help me and let me break free from Wuzhi Mountain!"

On the surface, Sun Wukong didn't care, but in fact he kept staring at the live broadcast room.

Seeing that the people in the live broadcast room were full of emotion, but they never gave gifts, so don't worry too much.

It's a pity that Sun Wukong was too embarrassed to remind him directly, so he had no choice but to worry.

"This monkey, why does it feel weird today?"

The land looked at the scene in front of him and couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, but he didn't notice anything wrong.

After Sun Wukong had eaten all the copper needles and iron pills, the land had no choice but to leave.

"By the way, Great Sage, how many years have you been suppressed now〃々?"

"That's what I want to ask, is the mentally retarded thing Tang Seng coming soon?"

"Tang Seng's stupid fork, thieves are annoying, or you can beat him to death with a stick, and then the great sage will go to the West to collect scriptures!"

"What the hell, you still want Sun Wukong to go to the West to learn scriptures? What's your logic?"

There was another argument in the live broadcast room.

And Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and could only say helplessly: "I've just been crushed for seven or eight months, the Tathagata looks very simple and honest on the surface, I didn't expect him to be so yin, he dared to smack me. , or else I'll beat him to the fullest!

"The dignified Western sect leader is simple and honest? Young man, you probably haven't experienced the beatings of society!

"In that case, the anchor still needs to serve another 500 years in prison? Liangliang, after 500 years, the other anchors on the platform may be all over the place, and only the anchor has just been released from prison!"

"It looks so pathetic!

"What's so pitiful? 500 years in prison is nothing, and I was sentenced to life without a wife! 35

"Wifeless for life? Brother, you are so beautiful! 35

"Show your wool, when I see these words, I feel the same way, and my tears are about to fall, okay?

"Huang Tian is above, and the back is below, I am willing to use all the viewers in the live broadcast room to be single for a lifetime, in exchange for me to have a girlfriend!

"The wailing of the defeated dog, hahahaha, caring for single dogs is everyone's responsibility!"

I don't know why, the topic suddenly turned to the single dog.

As a new anchor, Sun Wukong is simply bewildered.

Single dogs need love, but single monkeys don't need it?

"These guys can't even sell badly. Do they really want me to remind them before they give gifts?"

"No, I am the Great Sage Equalling Heaven, the Monkey King Sun Wukong, how can I do such a thing?

Sun Wukong's heart fell into torment.

However, seeing that the topic in the live broadcast room is getting more and more crooked, I don't know where it is going.

Sun Wukong finally couldn't help it and said: "Well, brothers, I am now trapped at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain by the original old Yinbi, and I can't break free. Can you give me some gift points? Wait until I break free from Wuzhi Mountain and return to Huaguo. When you are in the mountains, you will be thankful!"

"I still have a lot of genius treasures and panacea stolen from the Peach Feast in Huaguoshan, and I will draw them out for everyone at that time!

Sun Wukong racked his brains and seduced the audience without a teacher.

"Wow, the magic elixir of genius and earthly treasure, my heart is moved... Wait, wasn't Huaguo Mountain burned by the heavenly soldiers? Where else can these things be hidden?"

"This rhetoric sounds a little familiar!"

"Is it like me! Qin Shihuang! Playing money! A replica?"

"This great sage... Could it be that he really learned from Qin Shi Huang? Qin Shi Huang also happened to be broadcasting live today! There must be some dirty business in it!

"`~ Why does it feel like a routine? If there are still these things on Huaguo Mountain, how could the monkeys on it be caught by those hunters to dig monkey brains and perform acrobatics?"

But completely beyond Sun Wukong's expectations, the audience was unmoved.

Now Sun Wukong is in a hurry, "What's not to believe? My old grandson is right now, even if there is no Huaguo Mountain, my grandson will go to Heavenly Court and Lingshan to ask them to "borrow" a little, anyway, I will always get it for you. Yes! 39

"Wow, wouldn't it be over if you said that!"

"That's right, what are you doing to spare so many people back and forth? Simple, simple way of speaking, you are not an actor, you are just a monkey!

"The daily gift has been sent, and I have followed it. I hope that the big sage of Monkey King is familiar with me!

"Go away! Just like you, do you still want to have sex with the Great Sage Monkey King? Great Sage, look at me! I am two decades old, with fair skin and beautiful long legs, even if I give birth to a monkey, I will I don't mind! 35

"The behavior of people like you is really disgusting. It is people like you who have corrupted the atmosphere of the platform and have no self-knowledge at all. The great sage ignores them. Look at me! I look like a monkey. I'm just having fun with py! 35

"It's okay to look like a monkey, and it's enough!

The audience got excited.

Think about the story in Journey to the West, eating a peach that can live for tens of thousands of years, and a ginseng fruit that can live for 360 years if you sniff it...

There are other kinds of genius treasures, or magic weapons.

It's amazing that the audience can't go crazy!

"Huh... I'm finally on the right track, as expected, it's better to be direct!

Sun Wukong wiped away a cold sweat and looked at the soaring gift points in the background, with a smile on his face.

Just waiting for him to open the points mall, the smile suddenly solidified.