I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor

Chapter 35 Mental Damage Fees

Just when I closed my eyes, there was the sound of fighting on the roof, and the tiles above were stepped on.

“Who is making noise here? Leave quickly!”

 He heard the sound of the bright moon.

 “Where did this beautiful girl come from!”

Lin Yi frowned, this man's voice was disgusting.

 “Bold maniac, ignorant of good and evil!”

Lin Yi heard Zixia’s scolding again.

 Then the fighting on the roof became more intense.

“You are so **** incompetent. You don’t even let me sleep well at night.”

Lin Yi yawned and sat up.

Needless to say, Hong Ying gave Lin Yi a cup of tea out of habit.

Lin Yi said, "Where's Arhat? Let him go out and see what Mingyue and Zixia can do alone."

Hong Ying smiled and said, "My lord, please don't worry. People outside are not very skilled. They two can handle it well enough."

Lin Yi complained, "Xiao Yingzi, you have to work hard, don't waste time every day, you are not even as good as two girls!"

The light needle is good, but it is useless. There is no single trick that is popular all over the world. "

　　　Both women seem to have already entered the ranks.

 As for this guy Hong Ying, every time he asks, he doesn’t even know his own rank!

 I don’t know, that’s just bad quality!

As Pork Rong said, not popular!

Hong Ying lowered his head and said, "It's just a small incompetence."

Lin Yidao, "Where is the living ancestor?"

If Mingyue and Zixia cannot defeat others, they will still have to rely on this living ancestor to come out as a helper.

Hong Ying whispered, "Rest in the house."

Lin Yi said, "Let's go out and take a look. Don't let Mingyue and Zixia really suffer."

As soon as he stood up, he heard a bang and a woman in black fell from the roof.

 Then I heard the angry voices of Mingyue and Zixia.

The woman stood up from the ground, covered her **** arm with the hand holding the sword, and glanced at Lin Yi.

“It’s over, it’s over, this shop owner can’t ask me to pay compensation!”

Lin Yi looked at the roof with a big hole in it and sighed, pointing at the woman and saying, "I remember you!

 Your name is Ye Jinyu, right?

 You can’t leave! "

Ye Jinyu looked through the dark hole in the roof at the figures fighting above, then turned to Lin Yi and sneered, "Are you and the prince going to embarrass this little girl too?"

“Whoever caused the accident is responsible. Is it still reasonable for you to smash such a big hole in the roof?

It's better to wait for the shop owner to come over and pay the money before leaving! "

Although the woman is beautiful, people can't help but have wild thoughts and have the urge to be a dog licker.

 But the accounts must be settled clearly!

Ye Jinyu was obviously stunned. For a moment, he couldn't tell whether Lin Yi's words were true or false. Why would he want to stay just for a broken roof?

If this Prince He is determined to stay, it is absolutely impossible for her to escape from the **** in front of her.

 Intuitively, she felt that the **** in front of her was dangerous.

 After hesitating for a long time, he covered his wound and sat on a chair next to him, closed his eyes and rested, and said no more words.

 The sound of fighting on the roof stopped.

 There was a knock on the door outside.

Hong Ying opened the door, and Mingyue and Zixia took the lead in walking in. Behind them were eight masked men in black who were pushed and pushed by the guards, each **** like rice dumplings.

Mingyue said respectfully, "These people are making noise outside, disturbing the prince's tranquility."

 “Kneel down!”

Arhat struck the knee of a tall man in black with the back of his knife. After all, the man failed to hold on and fell to his knees on the ground.

The other men in black remained motionless, and the guards started to take action, either kicking or hitting them with knives, and they all knelt in a row on the ground.

 “Are you with the prince?”

The tall man in black asked.

Lin Yi said sleepily, "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that you prevent me from resting."

The man in black lowered his head and said, "Your Majesty, please forgive me. I did not mean to be presumptuous."

“There were crowds fighting and causing trouble late at night, not to mention smashing the roof, but also destroying many flowers and plants,”

Lin Yi said helplessly, "Have you ever seen a grass trying to sprout?

Have you ever seen a little flower awakening spring?

　　It’s gone like this, you are really evil. "

The man in black was stunned.

 Don’t you know that I am killing people?

  What's the matter with flowers and plants?

However, he still admitted his mistake honestly and said, "The common people know their mistakes!"

“It’s useful if you admit your mistake, but what’s the use of arresting someone quickly?”

Lin Yi snorted coldly, "If you destroy something, don't you need compensation?"

"ah"

The man in black hurriedly said, "I am willing to compensate, but I don't know what the prince wants."

 “That’s the best!”

Lin Yi nodded with satisfaction, "But at least you have to compensate for this!"

 Speaking, he held out three fingers.

"Thirty thousand taels?" The man in black said happily, "Your Majesty, please let go of the poor people's hands. The poor people will take it now."

Lin Yi looked in disbelief.

  I said three hundred taels!

How much money can you gangsters have?

The lion is opening his mouth wide because he is afraid that you will not be able to give him anything. It is meaningless how much he opens his mouth.

Unexpectedly, they would agree so simply and look happy.

 He really regrets it less.

After the man in black's hands were untied, he reached out and took out a handful of banknotes from his clothes. He raised his hands and said, "Please accept it, Your Majesty."

Hong Ying took it and stood behind Lin Yi.

Lin Yi sighed and said, "Then you disturbed me in the middle of the night and I have a severe headache now. How should I calculate the mental damage fee?"

 The man in black was shocked.

 What the **** is mental damage compensation?

 But I can understand it to some extent, it is nothing more than disturbing others’ rest.

He felt helpless, but with a smile on his face he said, "I am willing to compensate."

Clenched his teeth and handed over the last handful of banknotes he had on him.

Hong Ying counted the numbers and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, it's only a mere ten thousand taels!"

He and the prince were very familiar with this kind of trick in the capital.

Lin Yi shook his head and said, "This is very difficult for me to handle."

 “Please wait a moment, Your Majesty.”

Under the sword of the palace guard, the man in black carefully moved over and searched his companions one by one. After a final count, he said, "Your Majesty, this is thirty-one thousand one hundred and fifty taels. I hope you will, Your Majesty." Never mind the past."

Lin Yi was really stunned.

 Are all those in the underworld so promising now?

 You can have a banknote of 70,000 to 80,000 yuan in your pocket when you go out!

His cheap uncle Yuan Qing can't even get thirty thousand taels of salary together.

 And when I think about myself again, I can’t help but feel sad.

The man in black looked at Lin Yi's unpredictable face, feeling increasingly uneasy.

He bit the bullet and continued, "If the prince is still not satisfied, the common people will offer thirty thousand taels later!"

 “Hey, this makes me very embarrassed.”

Lin Yi waved his hand and said, "Take off their masks, it will save me from recognizing them when I meet them in the future."

"ah"

Before the men in black could react, their masks were all removed. Judging from their faces, the eight people were all in their thirties or forties at most.

　　ps: What a great author like Lao Mao. He doesn’t need your house or your car. All the people are yours, as long as you have the ticket in your hand.

 (End of this chapter)