I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 1005: Xu Mang is suffocated
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It's too warm!
It's so warm!
The women present watched Xu Mang feeding Yang Xiaoman’s roast duck with a certain light in their eyes. This is what a man is... the status is so high that even their elders have to retreat when they see it. The important thing is...love your wife.
Look at my husband next to him. His status is far less than that of Academician Xu Mang, but there are all kinds of flaunts at home. It's almost...
"Hey hey!"
"Look at Academician Xu, and then at yourself... Don't you feel very ashamed?" Shao Wang's wife said with envy: "You are nothing compared to Academician Xu, and you have a better temper than Academician Xu. , I don’t even know what you are doing..."
"Can I compare with Xu Mang?"
"If I were Xu Mang, would I still look for you?" Wang Shaobai glanced at his wife, and said angrily, "Don't complain... You just saw the surface, maybe this is acting for us to see , Anyway you don’t understand..."
"cut!"
"You wouldn't even act with me, what else are you talking about?" Shao Wang's wife didn't give her husband face, but both of them were like this... noisy, no day was peaceful, but in Increasing each other's emotions in the noisy can be regarded as strange couples.
quickly,
The so-called roast duck was wiped out by Xu Mang and Xiaoman's couple. Seeing that they love roast duck so much, Wang Shao directly ordered two more dishes, and then ordered a few more dishes.
"Academician Xu?"
"I heard that you have a lot of supercars?" A young man present asked cautiously: "Are you also a supercar enthusiast?"
Talking about sports cars,
Xu Mang became interested and said seriously: “I am indeed a supercar enthusiast, but I only bought one car, Porsche’s GT2RS, and the others...all bought for me by Xiaoman, almost Thirty cars are now, and the average price is over ten million."
"Wife?"
"Is the most expensive one?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "I remember it was the retired Red Bull F1...there is also the Le Mans Speed8...Bentley's most legendary Racing, I remember so..."
Lying!
It's scary to say it!
Even the retired F1 cars and Le Mans cars are available, and they were bought by their wife for their husbands. Why can't you find such a wife?
Many men present are autistic. Looking at their daughter-in-laws next to them, the more they think about it, the more angry they become. Why are other people’s wives so virtuous and support their husbands to play sports cars, while those around them strongly stop them. Is it too big?
"Cough!"
"One thing...I don't drive racing." Xu Mang said seriously: "I bought it as a collector's item. First of all, racing is in violation of the road safety law. Second, racing is irresponsible to yourself and your family, and to other pedestrians. It’s irresponsible, so I don’t support drag racing."
"Listen!"
"Have you heard?" Someone's wife glared at her husband, and said seriously: "Academician Xu can hear everything? Although they have many sports cars, they have never driven them, and Academician Xu does not support drag racing. , Look at yourself... Knowing that I go out every night, do I worry about you?"
quickly,
Everyone chatted. After all, Xu Mang looks very elegant and easy-going. He did not go online as in the legend. His wife Yang Xiaoman, including his wife, Yang Xiaoman, looks very quiet, and is similar to the big demon Wang Shao said before. Out of place.
but,
As everyone chatted, they began to ask Xu Mang various questions, and they needed an authoritative scientist to help them answer their doubts.
"Academician Xu?"
"What is a soul?" A young woman asked curiously: "I never understand...Is there a soul in this world? From the point of view of a scientist... What is the explanation for the soul?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
I go!
Isn't this difficult for strong people?
Academician Xu is a great scientist, how could he study the so-called soul.
"Don't tell me..."
"I really thought about what the soul is." Xu Mang said with a smile: "First of all, I think from a scientific point of view, without any metaphysics. If you use metaphysics to wrestle with me, then I won't talk about it. No way... can't come!"
"First of all..."
"The soul should not exist in a physical form, otherwise scientific instruments have long detected the soul. The Internet does not say that it is 21 grams lighter after hanging up. Many people think this is the quality of the soul." Xu Mang said solemnly, "This is definitely It's a material form, so this theory of 21 grams of soul weight is not valid."
"If it is an energy form, according to the mass-energy equation... the 21 grams lost is enough to grill hundreds of millions of tons of boiled water." Xu Mang shrugged, "Do you think it's possible?"
"Since it's not matter...what is it?"
"Speaking of this, we need to come up with the Paradox of The Ship of Theseus, assuming that after the constituent elements of an object are replaced, is it still the original object?" Xu Mang said: "In fact, this paradox has always existed in us. "
People who eat melon A: (°ー°〃)
People who eat melon B: (°ー°〃)
People who eat melon C: (°ー°〃)
who am I?
where am I?
Why should I listen to these things?
Almost everyone was stunned. It was originally a half-joking question. As a result...it never expected that Academician Xu Mang really...really thought about the question of the soul and gave it Many views.
Even what... the mass-energy equation, the paradox of the ship of Theseus are all brought out, this... how boring is usually?
"In a person's life, the cells of the whole body, except for the neurons of the brain, will almost always have to be replaced every few years." Xu Mang said seriously: "Actually... the soul is very similar to this. It doesn't care about the category, but about Connection method."
"When discussing the body of a thing, in addition to materiality, you can't fool around what kind of mentality is the combination of matter." Xu Mang said, while wrapping the roast duck: "I need to quote quantum mechanics here. In quantum mechanics ...Materiality is not that important."
"why..."
"Because the concept of identical particles refers to particles with exactly the same intrinsic properties, such as electrons, protons, neutrons, photons, mesons, etc., which can be elementary particles or composite particles composed of elementary particles."
Xu Mang seemed to have found the feeling he once felt, but when he saw the stunned expressions of the people, he understood...The next content may not be understood by them, and originally wanted to talk about the concept of ontological difference, but for now It may not work.
"What is a soul?"
"My concept... is memory!" Xu Mang said: "Because memory is the change of brain neurons, the only thing that does not change, then someone will definitely ask...what is will, sorry...and again It involves quantum mechanics."
"I want to talk about true randomness, the concept of parallel universes, quantum processes...it's too complicated, I said you don't understand, so let's stop here." Xu Mang finished speaking and delivered a roast duck directly to his mouth.
"..."
"..."
"..."
After listening to a lesson of Nobel Prize winners, life is full of various confusions. Does Academician Xu look at everyone like idiots?
This...how does this make sense?
"Ugh?"
"Would you like me to explain the twin paradox?" Xu Mang thought on a whim, and hurriedly said: "This is interesting... a thought experiment on special relativity, that is, there are a pair of twin brothers, one of whom is on a spaceship. Long-distance space travel close to the speed of light, while the other stays on Earth."
"As a result, when the traveler returned to the earth, we found that he was younger than his brother who stayed on the earth..." Xu Mang began his long talk, from the initial hypothesis to the time dilation effect, and then the derivation. ..
He is hi,
It's so overwhelming, I haven't been in such a positive state for a long time.
"..."
"Xiaoman...hurry up and stop it!" Shao Wang's wife sat beside Yang Xiaoman and said extremely quietly, "Look...Everyone is miserable!"
"I..."
"Let him talk for a while. Since I became pregnant, he has stayed by my side to take care of me. For nearly a year, he was suffocated." Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "Today Finally found an opportunity to let him vent, almost I will stop it."
ten minutes later,
Xu Mang ended the paradox about twins, and then thought of a new topic, what will happen to the earth when the sun disappears.
"All right!"
"It's almost done!" Yang Xiaoman was also very tortured, and he glared directly at Xu Mang, and said solemnly: "I'm here to eat, not to listen to your class."
"..."
"Okay, okay." Xu Mang sighed, obviously feeling unfinished.
Dinner is over,
Entering the stage of the forum, but Xu Mang was kicked out of the forum because he was too much before. Standing alone in the middle of the courtyard, smoking while thinking about life, there is only one who can make him so honest. Yang Xiaoman.
no way...
The good guy is only half an hour, everyone is autistic, the terminator of the topic, how can this kind of person join the forum, chatting to death in minutes, he is not nonsense, but a serious stick, this The most annoying.
after an hour,
ended,
Xu Mang was carrying Xiaoman and his children to go home, but it was only eight o'clock now, and the night life had just begun. Yang Xiaoman wanted to take the children to the mall.
"Ugh?"
"Will you go shopping?" Yang Xiaoman asked: "Let's go shopping for a family of four, anyway, there is nothing wrong now."
"Farewell."
"Every time I go out, I have to encounter messy things. Isn't it okay to stay at home?" Xu Mang frowned and said, "By the way, what can I do to go shopping at night."
"going or not?"
"Go! Go! Go!"
quickly,
Arrived at the destination,
A family of four was shopping happily ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ At this time, Xiaoman suddenly thought of something.
"Ugh?"
"What about that software?" Yang Xiaoman asked: "When will the software I ask you to make available?"
Xu Mang had forgotten this matter a long time ago, but in order to be able to cope with it, he thought of a fooling method and said seriously: "Xiao Man... you are already a big capitalist, and you don't even understand this truth. ?"
"What's the reason?" Xiaoman asked curiously.
"The progress of the software depends on the payment speed of Party A!"
"do you understand?"
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄︿ ̄)
No money?
I have never seen you work!
......
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