I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"what?"

"Ice cream shop!" Yang Xiaoman suddenly saw an ice cream shop, but he was so happy that she pulled Xu Mang, who was pushing the stroller next to him, and said greasy and crookedly: "My husband... accompany me to go. Well, I haven't eaten ice cream for a long, long time, and I forget what ice cream looks like."

Xiaoman's hair broke, Xu Mang directly surrendered...Anyone may be conquered by this cuteness, but Xu Mang is different...He is a person who has gone deep and understands the structure of this woman. Just kidding...Kill you in minutes.

"Walk around!"

"Please don't yell at me, my heart can't stand it." Xu Mang said helplessly, "I'm still used to your fierce look. I think you are the cutest one, who is fierce. Angry...not suitable for you."

"roll!"

"My old lady, I am so cute, why can't I make a fuss?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look, then took Xu Mang's arm, and said with a grin: "Let's go... my little man."

Xu Mang: 囧

Shame!

This name is too shameful!

"I want a bowl of durian ice cream." Yang Xiaoman stood at the front desk, and then rushed to Xu Mang who was beside Xu, "husband...what do you want to eat?"

"No!"

At this time,

The waitress was just stunned and didn't feel any surprise. There were countless young couples who came here to eat ice cream, many of them were junior high school students... and the couple in front of them looked just a few years apart.

But... the next thing is different. She saw the baby stroller next to the young man with two cute children inside. This... Has it been so crazy these years?

"Your child?" the waiter asked.

"Yes indeed!"

"Isn't it cute?" Yang Xiaoman saw someone complimenting his child. Like mothers all over the world, he was instantly exasperated, and said with a smile: "Longfengtai sister and younger brother... it's almost four months. ."

I...

This...

Are you kidding me?

The waiter was completely confused. She even questioned the world. The girl in front of her seemed to be only seventeen or eighteen, and the boy was only twenty. Why...how did she have children? Parents actually agreed?

Under the horrified eyes of the waiter, Xu Mang's family of four came to the window. In fact, Xu Mang always wanted to figure out why Xiaoman likes to eat durian so much.

"Wait!"

"Don't eat it yet... I'll shake a spoon first." Xu Mang took the spoon in Xiaoman's hand, and then shook a spoon of her durian ice cream. This action made Xiaoman happy, thinking that Big Pig Hu Zi finally chose to compromise and plan to eat durian.

"Come on!"

"You two little guys smell it first." Xu Mang put the spoon in front of Xu Yang and Xu Man.

The strong smell made the child uncomfortable, his expression was a little bit painful, and then he began to struggle slightly, seeing the scene...Xu Mang showed a relieved smile, directly put the spoon into Xiaoman's mouth, and said softly: " Ah~"

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*) Ah woo~

"good to eat!"

Yang Xiaoman's face was covered with the word happiness.

At this time,

Xu Mang directly picked up the two little guys, and the three of them looked at Xiaoman together, and kept delivering ice cream to his mouth, and then showed a happy expression.

Xu Yang: (°ー°〃)

Xu Man: (°ー°〃)

mom...

What is mom doing?

"Have you seen?"

"This is the end of usually not studying well!" Xu Mang said to the brothers and sisters with a serious face: "If you don't study well, you can only be like your mother. Eat these smelly things. If you study well, you will have milk powder. !"

then,

Xu Mang took out two milk bottles and brought them to his lips one by one, believing that this was a very successful education.

"Xu Mang!"

"Today I must kill you!" Yang Xiaoman was furious. If his eyes were a kind of flame, at this moment... Xu Mang has been burned by the fire, so my old lady will eat ice cream. So many things are happening.

"Ouch..."

"On the road of education, what's the big deal of sacrifice." Xu Mang said indifferently, "You don't want your child to be a scumbag, do you?"

"roll!"

"Big pig's hoof...Why don't you try yourself?" Yang Xiaoman glared and said angrily: "Anyway, Xu Yang and Xu Man, if they do not reach the top ten in the city, I will ask you to settle the account. Kill you!"

"Hey..."

Xu Mang did not speak, feeding the child silently.

After eating ice cream,

A family of four continued to go shopping, and soon came to a bookstore, which seemed to be a children's bookstore. The business was very good. Young parents in the city took their children to pick books in it, which instantly inspired Xiaoman's infinite maternal love.

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang asked with a dazed expression.

"Buy a book!"

"The first step for a genius... isn't it the beginning of buying a book?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang like an idiot: "I don't understand this. You are still the father of two children."

"Hey hey!"

"Can you wake up?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "Do you really expect these messy books to educate your children? If they are really effective, these authors would have gone to heaven a long time ago. Can it be your turn? Taste...Taste carefully!"

That’s right,

But at this moment, Xiaoman was already surrounded by maternal love, so he could not hear Xu Mang's words, forcibly dragging her husband and children to the children's bookstore.

have to say,

There are indeed too many people...it’s almost exploding. Although this is an Internet celebrity bookstore, it can be separated from the level of Internet celebrity, essentially because it wants to give children a better education.

This involves a concept...

The rise of China nowadays is that every Chinese person is extremely powerful. The reason is very simple... Chinese people always believe that every Chinese person believes that the power of education and the vast majority of people are deeply rooted. Love this land under your feet.

"this!"

"this!"

"And this one!"

Yang Xiaoman bought almost what he saw. In less than a few minutes, he bought a dozen or so children’s teaching materials, such as "How a Baby Becomes a Genius", "The First Step of a Smart Baby", "From Now on "One Step Ahead" and so on, all use exaggerated descriptions to attract others' desire to buy.

According to Xu Mang’s philosophy, this is basically cold, but the woman Xiaoman doesn’t have much patience. She is so busy at ordinary times, how could she have free time to tell stories with her children? This is just a way of following the trend. .

"what's the situation?"

"Why are there so many people?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at the team, instantly unhappy, and said angrily: "It's a backward checkout method. I think it should be equipped with an automatic checkout device, scan the barcode of the book, and perform automatic checkout. ...Then scan the code to pay."

Words fall,

Glancing at Xu Mang beside him, he said calmly: "You take the book and go in line, I hold the child and stand next to you."

Xu Mang: 囧

Immediately after,

Xu Mang and Guangda's father lined up in silence... and their wives were all unified, standing by their side in silence.

"in fact..."

"Buying these books is superfluous. What's the situation now? Let me tell you briefly." Xu Mang turned his head and said to Xiaoman next to him: "Nowadays, there are two kinds of parents in this society, model workers and lying parents. Win the parents."

"When facing the training of children, the parents of the model workers will take the approach of both talents and talents, and lying to win the parents is to follow the talents and be happy." Xu Mang said: "Faced with housework, the parents of the model workers take care of all the housework, while lying down. Winning parents means letting children share the housework."

"Involving children's education and communication issues... Parents of model workers will be the champions in the parent group, what the teacher said is good!" Xu Mang smiled and said: "Lying to win the parents is to be the diving king in the parent group, and agree Reply...received!"

Yang Xiaoman frowned, obviously feeling cold about this education method.

"cut!"

"I'm too lazy to take care of you." Yang Xiaoman pouted, "This is obviously because of laziness."

suddenly,

Xiaoman noticed that someone had jumped in the line. The one who was in front of Xu Mang just now was wearing a black down jacket, and his body was quite huge, but now he is a thin man wearing a white down jacket, and it will be his turn soon. , Suddenly there was another...

"Hey!"

"How can you jump in the line?" Yang Xiaoman naturally wouldn't be polite, and shouted directly, saying: "Just ahead of us is a fat man wearing a black down jacket~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Are you blind?"

"I've always been here." The young man said grimly.

Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang were stunned for a moment. They never thought that this guy would be so shameless. He clearly jumped in the line, but then abruptly said that they were in line.

"you!"

"Everyone is a parent, can you not be so shameless?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The children are here!"

"Which eye did you see?"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't have evidence!" The young man said solemnly, "Otherwise, let everyone comment!"

At this time,

The brothers and sisters of Xu Yang and Xu Man were frightened. They burst into tears. For a while, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were very uncomfortable. They couldn't beat them. After all, this is a society under the rule of law. When I think about it, I feel a bit humiliated...

"You stupid..."

Xu Mang hadn’t finished his scolding but was stopped by Xiaoman. His husband is a great scientist. If someone captures something, he will rely on the domestic media to collapse Xu Da Zhu’s hoof in minutes. This is no joke. .

"You are in line!"

Yang Xiaoman dropped a word, then walked to the cashier with the child.

"Xu Yang!"

"Xu Man!"

"Mother teaches you a lesson today, what is the power of money!" Yang Xiaoman smiled at his child and walked slowly to the cash register.

"Hello there!"

"Everyone behind my husband, I will pay for all of them today!" Yang Xiaoman said blankly to the clerk, "I said everything, no matter how much it is, I will pay for it!"

this moment,

Everyone present was shocked!

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